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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
Irradiated sienna temple
  04/21/15
Tyvmft
scarlet native
  04/21/15
Final energy state is flame. Big Rip is TCR.
Pearl Odious Cuckoldry Resort
  04/24/15
Niagara falls will erode away in 50K years
Maize irate business firm scourge upon the earth
  04/21/15
keep reading, brother.
Irradiated sienna temple
  04/21/15
got distracted by the reference to earthworms, now reading a...
Maize irate business firm scourge upon the earth
  04/21/15
(guy on adderall)
Irradiated sienna temple
  04/21/15
lol at those slow ass motherfuckers
Plum Stag Film Dopamine
  03/15/17
...
Multi-colored ruddy crotch
  03/15/17
Particle physics 10^{10^{50}}[b] Estimated time for a Bolt...
Heady Poppy National
  04/21/15
wtf holy shit
cerebral twinkling uncleanness shitlib
  04/21/15
twist: there will be 2 boltzmann brains. one will only endur...
Heady Poppy National
  04/21/15
...
impertinent boiling water
  04/22/15
highly suspect that, at an almost infinite improbability, 2 ...
Slimy wrinkle
  04/25/15
...
salmon weed whacker cruise ship
  04/25/15
180^180.
Irradiated sienna temple
  04/21/15
In other words. Scientists are running flame
impertinent boiling water
  04/22/15
(boltzman brain trying 2 avoid being detected)
Heady Poppy National
  04/22/15
...
cerebral twinkling uncleanness shitlib
  04/25/15
...
Wonderful Nursing Home Dysfunction
  12/13/15
Check out this half-herm. He looks pretty serious. Don't t...
Naked codepig pit
  04/22/15
...
Lilac background story headpube
  04/25/15
Cant wait until atoms rip apart
jade hyperventilating roommate french chef
  04/21/15
lol faggot..you'll be waiting with you're thumb up you're as...
Heady Poppy National
  10/28/15
we won't maek it
Histrionic Library
  04/21/15
...
Magenta indecent hall
  07/01/17
i think this is the most depressing thing i have ever read. ...
Mentally impaired sick bawdyhouse immigrant
  04/21/15
it gets really intense there towards the end. like it's hard...
Irradiated sienna temple
  04/21/15
the underlying meaning of existence is that we tried, but th...
Mentally impaired sick bawdyhouse immigrant
  04/21/15
...
Bat shit crazy free-loading nibblets
  04/22/15
SPOILER ALERT
Heady Poppy National
  04/21/15
somewhere, 100 trillion years from now, as the last star bur...
yapping henna private investor
  04/22/15
177
impertinent boiling water
  04/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clock_of_the_Long_Now
appetizing stage trust fund
  04/22/15
this just made me care about global warming, the environment...
aqua stead
  04/22/15
god dammit i was supposed to be doing things i'd even seen ...
bearded doctorate plaza
  04/22/15
I found it kind of boring
impertinent boiling water
  04/22/15
do u even proton decay?
Heady Poppy National
  04/22/15
entropy is a gay nerd that noone likes
Wonderful Nursing Home Dysfunction
  04/22/15
entropy sucks man. how can we pwn it. maybe we can alter the...
Heady Poppy National
  04/22/15
*Googles "Can entropy ever be reversed?"*
Naked codepig pit
  04/22/15
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945352&mc...
Glittery Stubborn Messiness Police Squad
  07/26/15
Pretty 180 that Mt. Rushmore will be around for 7.2 million ...
Naked codepig pit
  04/22/15
it was only a few thousand years give or take until the tali...
Heady Poppy National
  04/22/15
lol @ neonazis being the ones who destroy rushmore
salmon weed whacker cruise ship
  04/25/15
...
Razzle-dazzle sandwich
  07/08/17
Hope I'm around to see this!: "1 percent chance that...
Electric internet-worthy shrine
  04/22/15
what's better than a fortuitous meteor? three words: fortu...
Slimy wrinkle
  04/25/15
lol just LOL at thinking the simulation will stick to script
exciting lodge volcanic crater
  04/22/15
Got damn might live 50 years then BILLIONS OF YEARS of nothi...
exciting lodge volcanic crater
  04/22/15
...
Histrionic Library
  04/24/15
...
Lilac background story headpube
  04/24/15
...
smoky galvanic telephone church
  04/25/15
It is amazing that life itself is such a precious, improbabl...
Rebellious Metal Black Woman Indirect Expression
  04/25/15
We will self perpetuate somehow
Diverse brindle step-uncle's house regret
  04/25/15
...
Vigorous red haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  07/01/17
One of my fav wikis in quite sometime. Ty OP.
Passionate site
  04/25/15
Meh. A lot of shit about entropy. I think the unusual de...
arrogant theater
  04/25/15
...
Lilac background story headpube
  04/25/15
...
Irradiated sienna temple
  07/26/15
Holy shit, this is giving me a panic attack. Need to found m...
Fragrant Beta Kitty Legend
  07/26/15
Life ... uh ... finds a way?
swashbuckling chad station
  07/26/15
(you, dripping a bead of sweat down your armpit as you scrol...
Wonderful Nursing Home Dysfunction
  07/26/15
...
Supple orchestra pit
  04/07/16
...
Insane party of the first part faggot firefighter
  07/26/15
...
Irradiated sienna temple
  10/28/15
Years from now: 75000 Event: All possible permutations of...
Wonderful Nursing Home Dysfunction
  12/13/15
...
Irradiated sienna temple
  04/07/16
...
Irradiated sienna temple
  03/15/17
Lol yeah I'm all in on ethereum, life is flame
Self-absorbed theater stage sex offender
  03/15/17
wow.
carnelian hairraiser point
  03/15/17
one of the most toxic OPs ever poasted
costumed gas station
  03/15/17
You: spending your precious life sitting staring at s screen...
Self-absorbed theater stage sex offender
  03/15/17
...
Naked codepig pit
  03/15/17
Lol@ this elaborate flame. "Scientists" can't pred...
frum crimson ceo laser beams
  03/15/17
...
Plum Stag Film Dopamine
  03/15/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&mc=72&...
Irradiated sienna temple
  03/15/17
lib paradise right here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti...
shaky provocative university pocket flask
  03/15/17
Very interesting
cowardly parlour idea he suggested
  07/01/17
Years from now: 500000 Final pre-election Trump thread bu...
Charcoal juggernaut area
  07/01/17
...
emerald famous landscape painting piazza
  07/01/17
Lol
bearded doctorate plaza
  07/01/17
...
talented menage
  07/01/17
180
Multi-colored ruddy crotch
  07/01/17
they left out the time by which whites will be able to use b...
nofapping generalized bond
  07/01/17
...
Multi-colored ruddy crotch
  07/01/17
I feel sad I won't live to see any of this.
flatulent fortuitous meteor fanboi
  07/08/17
I now have 50 open wiki tabs.
flatulent fortuitous meteor fanboi
  07/08/17
future race war 2037--a group of white resistance fighters i...
nofapping generalized bond
  07/08/17
Jesus Christ, what's even the point of being alive.
flatulent fortuitous meteor fanboi
  07/08/17
fuck At some point in the next "several" hundred...
Heady Poppy National
  07/08/17
fortuitous supernova?
nofapping generalized bond
  07/08/17
LOL SCIENTISTS: "Fish have taken to the skies, squid to...
flatulent fortuitous meteor fanboi
  07/08/17
*live tuna flies overhead, looks at you and winks, then soar...
Alcoholic depressive electric furnace
  07/08/17
This may be my favorite wiki article of all time. Kind of ma...
Passionate site
  07/08/17
...
Irradiated sienna temple
  05/24/18
...
Naked codepig pit
  05/24/18


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Date: April 21st, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734314)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: scarlet native

Tyvmft



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734453)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Pearl Odious Cuckoldry Resort

Final energy state is flame. Big Rip is TCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27750753)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Maize irate business firm scourge upon the earth

Niagara falls will erode away in 50K years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734336)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple

keep reading, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734340)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: Maize irate business firm scourge upon the earth

got distracted by the reference to earthworms, now reading about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734350)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple

(guy on adderall)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734405)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: Plum Stag Film Dopamine

lol at those slow ass motherfuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832742)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored ruddy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832777)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Heady Poppy National

Particle physics 10^{10^{50}}[b] Estimated time for a Boltzmann brain to appear in the vacuum via a spontaneous entropy decrease.[6]

ok ill bite *clicks*

A Boltzmann brain is a hypothesized self aware entity which arises due to random fluctuations out of a state of chaos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734383)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: cerebral twinkling uncleanness shitlib

wtf holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734390)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Heady Poppy National

twist: there will be 2 boltzmann brains. one will only endure the length of the planck time and the other is doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734408)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: impertinent boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735061)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Slimy wrinkle

highly suspect that, at an almost infinite improbability, 2 exist at the same time right now and bbooooooooom is the other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27757193)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: salmon weed whacker cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27757207)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple

180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734413)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: impertinent boiling water

In other words. Scientists are running flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735062)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: Heady Poppy National

(boltzman brain trying 2 avoid being detected)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735714)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: cerebral twinkling uncleanness shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27757192)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 4:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Nursing Home Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#29371422)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Naked codepig pit

Check out this half-herm. He looks pretty serious. Don't think he's flaming.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Boltzmann_%28427167382%29.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735830)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Lilac background story headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27757183)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: jade hyperventilating roommate french chef

Cant wait until atoms rip apart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734385)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: Heady Poppy National

lol faggot..you'll be waiting with you're thumb up you're ass for quite a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#29064902)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Histrionic Library

we won't maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734499)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: Magenta indecent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33685801)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sick bawdyhouse immigrant

i think this is the most depressing thing i have ever read. how do i erase this from my memory now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734602)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple

it gets really intense there towards the end. like it's hard to breathe reading through it and you start to think deeply about the underlying meaning of existence.

anyway, 3.7/172. odds at ccn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734617)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sick bawdyhouse immigrant

the underlying meaning of existence is that we tried, but the odds were against us. fuck, life on earth doesnt even know whats coming. how the fuck should the poor plants know the sun is expanding. they wont even see it coming, poor things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734648)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy free-loading nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27736596)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Heady Poppy National
Subject: SPOILER ALERT

u may have read that the last entry in the chart is something called the final energy state. in fact the FES is eden so cheer up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734621)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: yapping henna private investor

somewhere, 100 trillion years from now, as the last star burns out, an associate will be revising the eighth draft of a summary brief because the partner had to shuffle off to another plane of existence but really appreciates them staying late to get it done. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734728)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: impertinent boiling water

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735064)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: appetizing stage trust fund

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clock_of_the_Long_Now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734727)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: aqua stead

this just made me care about global warming, the environment, and my rooomate's wish to not be bothered by my alarms even LESS #asifthatwerepossible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734819)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: bearded doctorate plaza

god dammit i was supposed to be doing things

i'd even seen this before. but it's absolutely mesmerizing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27734867)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: impertinent boiling water

I found it kind of boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735065)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Heady Poppy National

do u even proton decay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735727)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 4:33 AM
Author: Wonderful Nursing Home Dysfunction

entropy is a gay nerd that noone likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735580)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 8:06 AM
Author: Heady Poppy National

entropy sucks man. how can we pwn it. maybe we can alter the course of history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735744)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 8:29 AM
Author: Naked codepig pit

*Googles "Can entropy ever be reversed?"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27735770)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Glittery Stubborn Messiness Police Squad

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2945352&mc=7&forum_id=2#28407346

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#28418555)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Naked codepig pit

Pretty 180 that Mt. Rushmore will be around for 7.2 million years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27736530)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Heady Poppy National

it was only a few thousand years give or take until the taliban wrecked monuments in afghanistan. mt rushmore will be crushed by neoneonazis in a geological blink of an eye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27736635)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: salmon weed whacker cruise ship

lol @ neonazis being the ones who destroy rushmore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27757215)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727560)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Electric internet-worthy shrine

Hope I'm around to see this!:

"1 percent chance that Mercury's orbit may become so elongated as to collide with Venus, sending the inner Solar System into chaos and potentially leading to a planetary collision with Earth"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27736657)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: Slimy wrinkle

what's better than a fortuitous meteor? three words:

fortuitous. motherfuckin. planet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27757201)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: exciting lodge volcanic crater

lol just LOL at thinking the simulation will stick to script

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27736680)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: exciting lodge volcanic crater

Got damn might live 50 years then BILLIONS OF YEARS of nothing FUCKKKKKKKKK existential dread.

*Pops another pod into the Keurig*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27736776)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Histrionic Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27750711)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Lilac background story headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27750940)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 5:20 AM
Author: smoky galvanic telephone church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27756108)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: Rebellious Metal Black Woman Indirect Expression

It is amazing that life itself is such a precious, improbable event that will be gone in the blink of an eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27756417)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: Diverse brindle step-uncle's house regret

We will self perpetuate somehow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27756433)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 8:22 AM
Author: Vigorous red haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33682011)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 10:07 AM
Author: Passionate site

One of my fav wikis in quite sometime. Ty OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27756613)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: arrogant theater

Meh. A lot of shit about entropy. I think the unusual deaths wiki is a much better time sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27757217)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Lilac background story headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#27757177)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#28418053)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Beta Kitty Legend

Holy shit, this is giving me a panic attack. Need to found my legacy, P&D shrews, make babby now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#28418322)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling chad station

Life ... uh ... finds a way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#28418346)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:08 PM
Author: Wonderful Nursing Home Dysfunction

(you, dripping a bead of sweat down your armpit as you scroll down; hope turning into despair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#28418378)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Supple orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#30225396)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Insane party of the first part faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#28418499)



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Date: October 28th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#29064885)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: Wonderful Nursing Home Dysfunction

Years from now: 75000

Event: All possible permutations of doobsthreading (approximately 10^25 permutations) are discovered. AutoAdmit LLC loses 30% of its stock price at the news of the discovery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#29371534)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#30225287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832727)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Self-absorbed theater stage sex offender

Lol yeah I'm all in on ethereum, life is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832734)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: carnelian hairraiser point

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832736)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: costumed gas station

one of the most toxic OPs ever poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832738)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed theater stage sex offender

You: spending your precious life sitting staring at s screen all day with a colorful rope tied around your neck, pressing keys as the pixels change.

Twice a month, you're happy the pixels change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832750)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:32 AM
Author: Naked codepig pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832752)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:32 AM
Author: frum crimson ceo laser beams

Lol@ this elaborate flame. "Scientists" can't predict the weather next week but will have you believe this shit ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832754)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Plum Stag Film Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832769)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&mc=72&forum_id=2#27735714

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832772)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: shaky provocative university pocket flask

lib paradise right here:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future#/media/File%3ARed_Giant_Earth_warm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#32832871)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: cowardly parlour idea he suggested

Very interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33681549)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: Charcoal juggernaut area

Years from now: 500000

Final pre-election Trump thread bumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33681554)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 4:16 AM
Author: emerald famous landscape painting piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33681782)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 4:43 AM
Author: bearded doctorate plaza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33681801)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 4:45 AM
Author: talented menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33681804)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored ruddy crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33681808)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 6:42 AM
Author: nofapping generalized bond

they left out the time by which whites will be able to use biotech to hide their race and thus prevent the roaming bands of nonwhites from finding them and lynching them on the streets...I think this will happen within 150 yrs--the biotech will be here to allow you to change your race....but nonwhites will be lynching whites within 50 yrs, at the urging of the elite...so, hopefully there will still be some whites alive 100 yrs after that...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33681852)



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Date: July 1st, 2017 9:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored ruddy crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33685687)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 8:33 AM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor fanboi

I feel sad I won't live to see any of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727523)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor fanboi

I now have 50 open wiki tabs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727530)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 8:39 AM
Author: nofapping generalized bond

future race war 2037--a group of white resistance fighters is being hunted down the vibrant armies of the Elite....the whites are being exterminated by the elite using armies of third world immigrants under control of the elite....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727534)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor fanboi

Jesus Christ, what's even the point of being alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727536)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 8:42 AM
Author: Heady Poppy National

fuck

At some point in the next "several" hundred thousand years, the Wolf-Rayet star WR 104 is expected to explode in a supernova. It has been suggested that it may produce a gamma ray burst that could pose a threat to life on Earth should its poles be aligned 12° or lower towards Earth. The star's axis of rotation has yet to be determined with certainty.[22]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727544)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: nofapping generalized bond

fortuitous supernova?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727549)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 8:54 AM
Author: flatulent fortuitous meteor fanboi

LOL SCIENTISTS: "Fish have taken to the skies, squid to the forests, and the world's largest-ever desert is filled with strange worms and insects. All the continents have collided with one another and fused into a single supercontinent, a second Pangaea."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727558)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Alcoholic depressive electric furnace

*live tuna flies overhead, looks at you and winks, then soars away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727718)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Passionate site

This may be my favorite wiki article of all time. Kind of makes arguing about trump, crypto, and shrews seems a little meaningless!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#33727824)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: Irradiated sienna temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#36120572)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Naked codepig pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2860474&forum_id=2#36120660)