\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

petition to replace bloodacre with his hilarious facebook friend

...
Aqua appetizing principal's office
  07/08/15
*likes this status*
Charcoal Address Rigor
  07/08/15
why though? he is the fucking worst.
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
Dude is funny as fuck. Should be writing for SNL or Conan
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  07/08/15
...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
i sent one of his statuses in a work e-mail and people have ...
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
bloodacre should have leveraged these quotes to create a 400...
Charcoal Address Rigor
  07/08/15
yeah ive thought about using his shit statuses for a schtick...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
Link to his work?
vermilion station
  07/08/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929334&mc=7...
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
Ljl. I'll second the petition
vermilion station
  07/08/15
...
Aqua appetizing principal's office
  07/08/15
bloodacre post some more of them here or in the other thread...
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
"You really don't want to fuck with me. I can sing so m...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
lol
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
"I hate when people start typing back on a text while I...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  07/08/15
Lol
vermilion station
  07/08/15
'Coworker said they were so tired this morning that they pop...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
how many friends does this dude have to get so many likes?
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
1,600
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
You mean 1,800
vermilion station
  07/08/15
something so broad and prole about these that makes me nuts
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
this would upset me a little too it's like when I went t...
apoplectic spectacular school cafeteria
  07/08/15
...
Henna Mind-boggling Dysfunction Lay
  07/09/15
"If you think women are the weaker sex, trying pulling ...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
are you making these up bro
vermilion station
  07/08/15
"Today is a pretty awesome day. It's my girl's birthday...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
Ljl
vermilion station
  07/08/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  07/08/15
"good times." i want to murder this guy
plum filthpig
  10/08/15
...
Wine deep stock car ladyboy
  07/09/15
lol
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
is this flame
apoplectic spectacular school cafeteria
  07/08/15
"Never skip a meal. There are models starving at Victor...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
...
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
"ya know you're so bad ass when your friday night consi...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  07/08/15
"My favorite part of romantic comedies is when my wife ...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  07/08/15
"if we have like a hundred mutual friends on facebook a...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
hate to say it but this is the kind of guy who would have du...
yapping temple legend
  09/16/15
gonna use this one
Rusted Tripping Stage
  09/16/15
theyre really generic observations that try to be slightly &...
yapping temple legend
  09/16/15
lmao
godawful vivacious electric furnace
  07/08/15
this isnt real
Rusted Tripping Stage
  09/16/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  07/08/15
...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/08/15
...
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
...
vermilion station
  07/08/15
...
Navy chad parlor
  07/08/15
...
Odious french chef meetinghouse
  07/08/15
...
cowardly lavender site cuck
  07/08/15
*likes this*
Sickened Native Dopamine
  07/09/15
...
Cracking Walnut Kitty House
  09/19/15
...
Motley bbw becky
  09/30/15
...
aggressive theatre idiot
  10/08/15
"Social media looks like a war broke out between the Co...
godawful vivacious electric furnace
  07/08/15
your friend is like the next Rick Reilly
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
fuck
cheese-eating concupiscible crackhouse
  07/09/15
no joke. your friend would be selling out MSG in two years i...
Navy chad parlor
  07/08/15
...
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
*Dane cook rapidly pressing Ctrl-P*
azure submissive stain mexican
  07/08/15
FUCK. rick reilly + dane cook. exactly right
cheese-eating concupiscible crackhouse
  07/09/15
...
apoplectic spectacular school cafeteria
  07/09/15
...
Iridescent Old Irish Cottage
  07/08/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  07/08/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  07/08/15
next level shit
fragrant mental disorder laser beams
  07/08/15
...
Sickened Native Dopamine
  07/09/15
Need updates
vibrant overrated church
  09/16/15
Me: *sees sulking tennager* what's wrong? Sulking teenager:...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  09/16/15
But how many likes? We've missed out on months of updates, t...
vibrant overrated church
  09/16/15
That one had 78 likes. Here's one from today: "Ju...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  09/16/15
these are all so bad in such boring ways
Onyx magical factory reset button den
  09/16/15
ur done here hand over your xo account to your alpha come...
Aqua appetizing principal's office
  09/16/15
...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  09/16/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  09/19/15
You're in your 30's. You don't have "haters." Yo...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  09/16/15
"I'm now convinced that 90% of being an adult is sendin...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  09/17/15
...
Sickened Native Dopamine
  09/19/15
ROFL
Cracking Walnut Kitty House
  09/19/15
180
Rusted Tripping Stage
  09/19/15
this is the first funny one
Motley bbw becky
  09/30/15
"6 months in: I love when you wake me up with neck kiss...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  09/30/15
god
Onyx magical factory reset button den
  09/30/15
"Lost another vote to my wife 1-1." 65 likes
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  09/30/15
lmao!
Odious french chef meetinghouse
  10/08/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  10/03/15
"My daughter wasn't impressed by anything at the scienc...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/03/15
...
orchid fanboi shrine
  10/03/15
...
multi-colored carnelian digit ratio
  10/03/15
...
aggressive theatre idiot
  10/08/15
"I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat ...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/06/15
...
Cracking Walnut Kitty House
  10/06/15
Here's one from a fb friend I have: I was cleaning my f...
Cracking Walnut Kitty House
  10/08/15
...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/08/15
i love this thread. do you remember the other one where we m...
cowardly lavender site cuck
  10/08/15
...
Sickened Native Dopamine
  10/08/15
Was gonna put the dirty dishes in the dish washer, but when ...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/13/15
...
cowardly lavender site cuck
  10/14/15
...
vermilion station
  05/29/16
...
Sickened Native Dopamine
  05/29/16
...
Aqua appetizing principal's office
  10/13/17
...
Sickened Native Dopamine
  11/18/15
...
vermilion station
  09/15/16
*crying-laughing-emoji-likes this poast*
Soul-stirring Domesticated National Security Agency
  10/13/17
...
Sickened Native Dopamine
  10/13/17
sorely tempted to just rip these off
Well-lubricated Dilemma
  10/13/17
"As my dog watches me pick up his poop, I wonder who ow...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/17
"Want your kid to be scary this Halloween? Make them ca...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/17
"Sick and tired of cooking videos assuming I have 40 pe...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/17
"Half of my monthly electric bill is from forgetting I ...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/17
getting 40-60x more likes. damn daddy
Aqua appetizing principal's office
  10/17/17
Very relatable
azure submissive stain mexican
  10/17/17
...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/17
"As a kid, I always wondered why my mom never wore the ...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/17/17
He's practically a woman.
titillating market
  10/18/17
except funny
Well-lubricated Dilemma
  10/18/17
he is not fucking funny.
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/18/17
link to ur most-liked fb post?
Well-lubricated Dilemma
  10/18/17
...
Aqua appetizing principal's office
  10/18/17
deafening silence
Well-lubricated Dilemma
  07/11/19
...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  07/11/19
It's a cheesy, broadly accessible brand of humor well suited...
Dashing gas station
  10/18/17
"Adulthood is just trying to come up with dinner ideas ...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/18/17
"My new threesome fantasy is when another woman comes o...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  10/18/17
He's good. A bunch of posters went toe to toe with him in a ...
Dashing gas station
  10/18/17
...
Aqua appetizing principal's office
  06/28/18
this thread is lulzy 180
Haunting milky private investor patrolman
  07/11/19
Who knew the apocalypse would entail constantly loading and ...
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  04/19/20
...
White Arrogant Range Tank
  04/19/20
Man walks into a bar... Lucky bastard
startled awkward twinkling uncleanness
  04/19/20


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Aqua appetizing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283860)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Charcoal Address Rigor

*likes this status*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283877)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

why though? he is the fucking worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283882)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

Dude is funny as fuck. Should be writing for SNL or Conan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283889)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283893)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283916)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283918)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

i sent one of his statuses in a work e-mail and people have been coming in and high fiving me all day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283921)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Charcoal Address Rigor

bloodacre should have leveraged these quotes to create a 400 poast "aspie ada" type thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283958)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

yeah ive thought about using his shit statuses for a schtick but everyone was so into it last night that i couldnt resist blowing my load.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283976)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: vermilion station

Link to his work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283923)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929334&mc=71&forum_id=2#28280696

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283929)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: vermilion station

Ljl. I'll second the petition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283949)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Aqua appetizing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28283996)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

bloodacre post some more of them here or in the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284029)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"You really don't want to fuck with me. I can sing so many Disney songs you would lose your shit. That's right, keep walking. Let it go." 61 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284093)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284098)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"I hate when people start typing back on a text while I'm still typing ....like I know you see those dots, bitch. Wait your turn." - 46 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284118)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284126)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: vermilion station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284136)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

'Coworker said they were so tired this morning that they popped caffeine pills….and I was like, "OMG! Haven’t you seen Saved by the Bell?!"' - 51 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284152)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

how many friends does this dude have to get so many likes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284202)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

1,600

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284235)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: vermilion station

You mean 1,800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284507)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

something so broad and prole about these that makes me nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284135)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: apoplectic spectacular school cafeteria

this would upset me a little too

it's like when I went to a bad open mic night where guys were getting lols w bad sex jokes and thought I could do this I just don't want to, maybe I should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284155)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Henna Mind-boggling Dysfunction Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28288498)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"If you think women are the weaker sex, trying pulling the blankets back to your side in the middle of the night." - 58 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284170)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: vermilion station

are you making these up bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284174)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"Today is a pretty awesome day. It's my girl's birthday. I love ya [wife's name] I also got a raise at work. Good times." - 71 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284216)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 4:04 PM
Author: vermilion station

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284509)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284537)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: plum filthpig

"good times."

i want to murder this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28929112)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 12:42 AM
Author: Wine deep stock car ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28288545)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284195)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: apoplectic spectacular school cafeteria

is this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284201)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"Never skip a meal. There are models starving at Victoria's Secret." - 48 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284253)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284355)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"ya know you're so bad ass when your friday night consists of trips to kohl's and lowe's" - 38 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284391)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284257)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"My favorite part of romantic comedies is when my wife falls asleep so I can turn on sports." - 53 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284262)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284335)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"if we have like a hundred mutual friends on facebook and we still aren't friends, i probably don't like you" - 35 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284437)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: yapping temple legend

hate to say it but this is the kind of guy who would have dumb 5s all over him at a wedding reception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766855)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Rusted Tripping Stage

gonna use this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766870)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: yapping temple legend

theyre really generic observations that try to be slightly "edgy" but in a politically correct way sometimes wrapped in pseudo-clever language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766843)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: godawful vivacious electric furnace

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284247)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Rusted Tripping Stage

this isnt real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766861)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284070)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284082)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284101)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: vermilion station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284144)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: Navy chad parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284252)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Odious french chef meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284270)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 4:00 PM
Author: cowardly lavender site cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284489)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Sickened Native Dopamine

*likes this*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28288620)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Cracking Walnut Kitty House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28790838)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Motley bbw becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28868107)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: aggressive theatre idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28924666)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: godawful vivacious electric furnace

"Social media looks like a war broke out between the Confederates and a skittles factory"

100 likes 3 shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284268)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

your friend is like the next Rick Reilly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284272)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: cheese-eating concupiscible crackhouse

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28288595)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:40 PM
Author: Navy chad parlor

no joke. your friend would be selling out MSG in two years if he hit the standup circuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284330)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284346)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

*Dane cook rapidly pressing Ctrl-P*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284354)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: cheese-eating concupiscible crackhouse

FUCK. rick reilly + dane cook. exactly right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28288609)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: apoplectic spectacular school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28288630)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Iridescent Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284515)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28284570)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28285694)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2015 7:21 PM
Author: fragrant mental disorder laser beams

next level shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28285718)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: Sickened Native Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28296141)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 8:23 AM
Author: vibrant overrated church

Need updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28765773)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

Me: *sees sulking tennager* what's wrong?

Sulking teenager: I can't wait till school is over and life gets easier.

Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28765915)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: vibrant overrated church

But how many likes? We've missed out on months of updates, there have to be better (worse) ones!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766204)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

That one had 78 likes.

Here's one from today:

"Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at the grocery store."

96 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766790)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx magical factory reset button den

these are all so bad in such boring ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766804)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Aqua appetizing principal's office

ur done here

hand over your xo account to your alpha comedy genius bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766815)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28772142)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28790904)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

You're in your 30's. You don't have "haters."

You have "adults" who find you "annoying."

51 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28766806)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 17th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"I'm now convinced that 90% of being an adult is sending emails."

53 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28778254)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Sickened Native Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28790714)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Cracking Walnut Kitty House

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28790845)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 19th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Rusted Tripping Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28790919)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Motley bbw becky

this is the first funny one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28868116)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"6 months in: I love when you wake me up with neck kisses.

5 years later: Omfg could you not breathe on me like that I'm trying to sleep."

46 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28868014)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Onyx magical factory reset button den

god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28868022)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"Lost another vote to my wife 1-1."

65 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28868041)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2015 8:36 PM
Author: Odious french chef meetinghouse

lmao!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28929451)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28891310)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"My daughter wasn't impressed by anything at the science museum last week but I just turned regular milk into chocolate milk and now she thinks I'm a fucking wizard."

90 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28891238)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: orchid fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28891304)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: multi-colored carnelian digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28891314)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: aggressive theatre idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28924664)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes."

53 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28915230)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Cracking Walnut Kitty House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28916121)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: Cracking Walnut Kitty House

Here's one from a fb friend I have:

I was cleaning my fish's tank today and was going to dry it off, but then I realized that doesn't make much sense.

36 likes 4 comments (crying laughing emojis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28924661)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2015 7:42 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28929065)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2015 7:44 PM
Author: cowardly lavender site cuck

i love this thread. do you remember the other one where we made posts like your friend? if so please bump tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28929079)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Sickened Native Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28929125)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

Was gonna put the dirty dishes in the dish washer, but when I opened it, it was full of clean ones & now I don't really want to get involved.

46 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28962148)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 14th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: cowardly lavender site cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#28965642)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: vermilion station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#30580506)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 29th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: Sickened Native Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#30580509)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2017 4:32 PM
Author: Aqua appetizing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34435754)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 18th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: Sickened Native Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#29209615)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 15th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: vermilion station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#31418324)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Domesticated National Security Agency

*crying-laughing-emoji-likes this poast*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34436045)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Sickened Native Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34436178)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 13th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Dilemma

sorely tempted to just rip these off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34436223)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2017 8:56 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"As my dog watches me pick up his poop, I wonder who owns whom."

37 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34461282)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"Want your kid to be scary this Halloween? Make them carry a school fundraising packet door to door."

- 49 likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34461426)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"Sick and tired of cooking videos assuming I have 40 perfect little bowls to put ingredients in. Grow up."

- 51 Likes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34463042)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"Half of my monthly electric bill is from forgetting I have clothes in the dryer and having to de-wrinkle them over and over again."

- 63 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34463199)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Aqua appetizing principal's office

getting 40-60x more likes. damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34463370)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2017 3:55 PM
Author: azure submissive stain mexican

Very relatable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34464217)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2017 10:27 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34467222)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"As a kid, I always wondered why my mom never wore the macaroni necklace I made for her out. And now that I'm a parent I'm like, Oh, OK. Yeah, I get it."

70 Likes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34464174)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 7:53 AM
Author: titillating market

He's practically a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34468820)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dilemma

except funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34469090)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 9:44 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

he is not fucking funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34469247)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dilemma

link to ur most-liked fb post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34469261)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Aqua appetizing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34469292)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 11th, 2019 11:46 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Dilemma

deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#38514805)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 11th, 2019 1:13 PM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#38515384)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Dashing gas station

It's a cheesy, broadly accessible brand of humor well suited to the late night shows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34469300)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"Adulthood is just trying to come up with dinner ideas besides chicken and then being like fuck it I'm making chicken."

77 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34468847)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

"My new threesome fantasy is when another woman comes over and takes care of the kids while my wife and I nap."

74 Likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34469080)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Dashing gas station

He's good. A bunch of posters went toe to toe with him in a thread a couple of years ago. Maybe bloodacre can find it. I had some really good ones but this guy is a machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#34469281)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 28th, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: Aqua appetizing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#36332635)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 11th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: Haunting milky private investor patrolman

this thread is lulzy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#38515453)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2020 7:21 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

Who knew the apocalypse would entail constantly loading and unloading the dishwasher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#40045162)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2020 7:26 AM
Author: White Arrogant Range Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#40045167)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2020 8:24 AM
Author: startled awkward twinkling uncleanness

Man walks into a bar...

Lucky bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2929959&forum_id=2#40045270)