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what's the worst animal attack you've ever experienced

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his off...
Rambunctious Pearl Persian
  09/04/15
Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable pu...
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A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.
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Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.
dead beady-eyed genital piercing weed whacker
  09/04/15
A cat/dog bit my hand off
drab voyeur set
  09/04/15
i saw both of your hands the other day
Bateful buff half-breed theater stage
  09/04/15
What was the condition of the bit-off one?
wine sickened ticket booth
  09/04/15
it grew back, a miracle
Bateful buff half-breed theater stage
  09/04/15
(catsitter)
vengeful unhinged library
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Bateful buff half-breed theater stage
  09/04/15
lmao
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Maize pozpig
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Rambunctious Pearl Persian
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partially digested by komodo dragon bite
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I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm beca...
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  09/04/15
I know that mound. I am sorry.
Milky talented pervert
  09/05/15
was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable&qu...
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  09/04/15
(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)
Orange laser beams chad
  09/05/15
it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a...
Bateful buff half-breed theater stage
  09/05/15
I was viscously attacked by a polar bear
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  09/04/15
One time I got like 10 mosquito bites
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  09/04/15
Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.
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Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the wa...
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"My hand swells like double the size for a week" ...
Bateful buff half-breed theater stage
  09/04/15
Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its...
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  09/04/15
contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat
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lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao
Rambunctious Pearl Persian
  09/05/15
charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god and f...
Heady crawly center ratface
  09/05/15
do you own bulls or what
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but ur gf was horned, amirite?
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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Pearl Persian

was playing with my bro's huge hermit crab he has in his office and the motherfucker pinched my hand so hard we had to use a letter opener to pry the claw off without killing the crab and i was yelling and still have a small scar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688192)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Pearly buck-toothed rehab tank

Have almost been CUDDLED to DEATH by a number of adorable puppybros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28688209)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: bright casino elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691862)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: wine sickened ticket booth

A large bird shit on me in an aviary. A very large bird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691857)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: dead beady-eyed genital piercing weed whacker

Stung by a jellyfish. Came up in very painful welts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691876)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: drab voyeur set

A cat/dog bit my hand off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691881)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Bateful buff half-breed theater stage

i saw both of your hands the other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691886)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:35 PM
Author: wine sickened ticket booth

What was the condition of the bit-off one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691907)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Bateful buff half-breed theater stage

it grew back, a miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691921)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: vengeful unhinged library

(catsitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691999)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: Bateful buff half-breed theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692005)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Rambunctious Pearl Persian

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693550)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Maize pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694129)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Rambunctious Pearl Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693497)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: glassy charismatic native juggernaut

partially digested by komodo dragon bite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691885)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: electric whorehouse background story

I was bit by an assassin bug. That whole part of my arm became an itchy, discolored, swollen mound for like a week. I can't believe assassin bugs even exist in the US, they're like one of those crazy insects you would find in a Brazilian rainforest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691900)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Milky talented pervert

I know that mound. I am sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693504)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Bateful buff half-breed theater stage

was at a kennel volunteering, let out the "adoptable" dogs, let the front desk lady's dog out with them. her dog is an asshole and started a fight with the alpha male, alpha male FUCKED THAT DOG UP, his neck was all over the floor, anyways, i run up kick the alpha in the face as hard as i could, all the other dogs (about 11) were surrounding the fight and started to nip at me, i seriously thought that was how i was going to die, i kicked about 5-7 more dogs and they all backed the fuck up, then i drove that dog to a vet, blood all over my old car, he lived, no marks on my body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691918)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:44 AM
Author: Orange laser beams chad

(Guy running around kicking dogs at a shelter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693545)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Bateful buff half-breed theater stage

it was a vacation kennel for wealthy people, the thing had a pool with a waterfall and slide and everything, the "adoptable" dogs were strays that were legit feral and vicious unless you taught them not to fuck with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694160)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: stirring area digit ratio

I was viscously attacked by a polar bear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691924)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: amethyst exhilarant stock car

One time I got like 10 mosquito bites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691955)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: Arousing embarrassed to the bone state hissy fit

Hornets. Luckily walked away w/ only 3 stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28691994)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:44 PM
Author: purple drunken nursing home

Our dog chased my mother in laws cat, it jumped up on the washing machine to escape. The washing machine was open, and the cat jumped behind the door, causing the door to close on the cats paw by the hinge. I hear some hissing and moaning, walk in the laundry room and see the cat stuck, so I lift the door open, which cause the hinge to pinch the cats paw slightly tighter before releasing it.

When that fucking cat got loose, it bites the hell out of my hand and claws the shit out of it. My hand swells like double the size for a week. Fuck that cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692003)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Bateful buff half-breed theater stage

"My hand swells like double the size for a week"

IMANAGECAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692012)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Arousing embarrassed to the bone state hissy fit

Did it latch onto your hand and then shred your arm with its back feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28692015)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: Bistre sandwich base

contracted toxoplasmosis from imanagecat's cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693494)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Rambunctious Pearl Persian

lol didn't someone get injured by his cat lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693501)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:42 AM
Author: Heady crawly center ratface

charged, hit and kicked by a bull, no horns thank god

and for real, no cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693532)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 9:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious Pearl Persian

do you own bulls or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28693595)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:21 AM
Author: Magenta naked public bath newt

but ur gf was horned, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694031)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: thriller flickering internal respiration international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694151)



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Date: September 5th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious Pearl Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2980950&forum_id=2#28694785)