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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Arousing casino selfie
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Pearl sexy house
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
learning disabled talented school
  01/26/16
jesus no...
poppy razzmatazz becky range
  10/24/16
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Supple Elastic Band Locus
  01/03/17
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Stirring crimson pit
  02/20/18
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Insanely creepy beady-eyed international law enforcement agency menage
  06/03/19
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learning disabled talented school
  10/14/20
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beta histrionic bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
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flickering blathering mood
  01/25/16
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brass thriller famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
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Low-t Nowag Field
  01/25/16
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avocado brunch
  01/25/16
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brass thriller famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
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Low-t Nowag Field
  01/25/16
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unhinged cowardly forum
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/25/16
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flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
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Dull abode
  01/25/16
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Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
Black stimulating deer antler stag film
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Dun theatre
  01/25/16
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Metal fear-inspiring hospital
  01/25/16
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Arousing casino selfie
  01/26/16
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red concupiscible hell
  01/26/16
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Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
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Slippery underhanded potus
  11/27/16
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Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  06/13/17
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Judgmental multi-colored legend
  12/19/17
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Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/24/18
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Pearl sexy house
  01/26/16
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cerebral painfully honest den internal respiration
  10/24/16
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Supple Elastic Band Locus
  11/27/16
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Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/23/17
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citrine toilet seat
  03/15/17
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Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  04/20/17
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Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  02/20/18
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Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  05/24/18
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green locale
  09/26/21
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Spectacular bronze ladyboy public bath
  03/12/22
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vibrant sepia fortuitous meteor
  05/15/22
ruthless.
Charismatic pisswyrm
  01/25/16
Brutal
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
...
Titillating Ruddy Wagecucks Office
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
maroon point
  01/25/16
toxic
cobalt hairraiser affirmative action laser beams
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
appetizing dilemma sex offender
  01/25/16
...
flickering blathering mood
  01/25/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
Irradiated church building
  01/25/16
damnit
coral duck-like travel guidebook native
  01/25/16
...
brass thriller famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
jfc
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/25/16
Cr edit
brass thriller famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/25/16
Cr
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
hm
Flesh Foreskin Site
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
wait
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/25/16
...
Pearl sexy house
  01/26/16
...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
appetizing dilemma sex offender
  01/25/16
...
azure zombie-like ceo tank
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Charismatic pisswyrm
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Charismatic pisswyrm
  01/25/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/25/16
...
Judgmental multi-colored legend
  01/25/16
...
Obsidian very tactful coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
...
coral duck-like travel guidebook native
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Irradiated church building
  01/25/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Sadistic Market Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
bespoke pale step-uncle's house circlehead
  01/25/16
...
Heady Kitchen
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
motley french digit ratio knife
  01/25/16
...
maroon point
  01/25/16
...
Black stimulating deer antler stag film
  01/25/16
damn
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
...
vivacious jet-lagged space french chef
  01/25/16
...
Cracking cumskin
  01/25/16
O LORD
laughsome goyim
  01/25/16
jfc
Diverse School Cafeteria
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
mint theater
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Metal fear-inspiring hospital
  01/25/16
...
brass thriller famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
Lmao
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
Fragrant drab psychic
  01/25/16
...
Pearl sexy house
  01/26/16
...
vivacious jet-lagged space french chef
  01/26/16
...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  02/15/16
...
swashbuckling spot puppy
  07/08/17
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Autistic gunner corn cake
  07/08/17
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Milky Resort Telephone
  07/08/17
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Big dysfunction trump supporter
  10/27/17
...
180 corner codepig
  12/26/17
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Big dysfunction trump supporter
  05/24/18
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Big dysfunction trump supporter
  03/16/20
...
Canary frum sneaky criminal
  02/18/22
...
Violent lay preventive strike
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Dun theatre
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
coral duck-like travel guidebook native
  01/25/16
ouch
Chartreuse well-lubricated azn
  01/26/16
poison
Razzle scourge upon the earth faggotry
  01/26/16
...
electric shaky area
  01/26/16
180
Arousing casino selfie
  01/26/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Medicated Umber Parlor
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Pearl sexy house
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
vigorous peach gas station
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Comical translucent jewess
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
RIP brother
ivory rehab keepsake machete
  09/27/16
...
Violent lay preventive strike
  12/26/17
...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  08/12/19
180
learning disabled talented school
  01/26/16
...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Nighttime disgusting center pistol
  01/27/16
...
Judgmental multi-colored legend
  01/27/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
glittery sanctuary round eye
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
glittery sanctuary round eye
  02/02/16
...
Bonkers Aromatic Cuckoldry
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
smoky cruise ship
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Impressive ticket booth hairy legs
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Swollen Blue Stage
  02/24/16
18000000
Fiercely-loyal station weed whacker
  03/04/16
165
dashing arrogant private investor
  03/04/16
...
topaz floppy whorehouse giraffe
  05/19/16
chilling
Garnet church
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
mahogany haunted graveyard nursing home
  12/17/16
Good lord.
razzle-dazzle fat ankles
  01/03/17
oh my.
coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse
  01/23/17
toxic
Crawly state
  03/13/17
...
citrine toilet seat
  03/15/17
...
Obsidian very tactful coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap
  04/02/17
...
iridescent stead
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
yellow chad pervert
  07/08/17
...
Carnelian filthpig shrine
  10/27/17
mother of god
Autistic gunner corn cake
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Trip associate
  10/27/17
JFC
federal pungent gay wizard
  10/27/17
...
lascivious aggressive dragon
  12/26/17
...
mauve aphrodisiac institution
  12/26/17
ouch
Ruby wonderful principal's office kitty cat
  02/20/18
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useless elite property
  02/20/18
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Awkward excitant senate
  01/16/19
...
offensive galvanic hall
  08/09/19
...
green locale
  09/26/21
And yes, you're bald
aquamarine bateful partner factory reset button
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
adventurous garrison
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Black stimulating deer antler stag film
  01/25/16
...
Metal fear-inspiring hospital
  01/25/16
...
Chocolate exciting location
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
toxic
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Brindle University Hominid
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Sadistic Market Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Sadistic Market Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
TY bro
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
...
Metal fear-inspiring hospital
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
bisexual odious crackhouse
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Titillating Ruddy Wagecucks Office
  10/27/17
...
mustard box office fanboi
  10/27/17
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  05/24/18
...
coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
transparent ape orchestra pit
  10/27/17
credited advice
Ruby wonderful principal's office kitty cat
  05/24/18
even more toxic
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
marvelous splenetic voyeur dog poop
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
i lol'd
mind-boggling olive trust fund windowlicker
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Sadistic Market Coffee Pot
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
lol
Burgundy filthy really tough guy
  06/01/17
...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Arousing casino selfie
  01/26/16
...
Violent lay preventive strike
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
mint theater
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
mint theater
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
mint theater
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
mint theater
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
mint theater
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
Lmao
Harsh exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/25/16
lmao true
vigorous peach gas station
  01/25/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
...
Violent lay preventive strike
  12/26/17
Haha
contagious abnormal theater stage sweet tailpipe
  03/19/20
...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
...
Irradiated church building
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
bisexual odious crackhouse
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
curious home party of the first part
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Stain
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
transparent ape orchestra pit
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
ivory rehab keepsake machete
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
pea-brained gay doctorate
  06/03/19
oh no
Comical translucent jewess
  08/08/19
LOL
fantasy-prone base
  03/16/20
JFC
coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse
  03/19/20
Update?
Canary frum sneaky criminal
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Black Woman Gaping
  01/25/16
...
flushed balding feces
  01/25/16
...
Judgmental multi-colored legend
  05/19/16
...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Irradiated church building
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
Cr
Irradiated church building
  01/26/16
...
Pearl sexy house
  01/26/16
...
Pearl sexy house
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
...
aquamarine bateful partner factory reset button
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Bat-shit-crazy At-the-ready Trailer Park
  01/26/16
...
Bat-shit-crazy At-the-ready Trailer Park
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
beta histrionic bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
swashbuckling spot puppy
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
zippy chapel turdskin
  01/26/16
...
vivacious jet-lagged space french chef
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Arousing casino selfie
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
zippy chapel turdskin
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
beta histrionic bawdyhouse
  01/26/16
...
Talking Tattoo
  01/16/19
...
contagious abnormal theater stage sweet tailpipe
  03/16/20
...
learning disabled talented school
  01/26/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
...
vivacious jet-lagged space french chef
  01/26/16
...
Judgmental multi-colored legend
  03/28/16
...
offensive galvanic hall
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
stubborn rebellious double fault temple
  01/26/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Brindle University Hominid
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
learning disabled talented school
  01/26/16
...
poppy razzmatazz becky range
  10/24/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
mind-boggling olive trust fund windowlicker
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
indecent national
  04/04/16
...
citrine toilet seat
  03/15/17
*applause*
rusted stage
  10/27/17
...
green locale
  09/26/21
...
transparent ape orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/26/16
...
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
...
Irradiated church building
  01/26/16
...
Sadistic Market Coffee Pot
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
Describe
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
...
Sadistic Market Coffee Pot
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
Fuck
Carnelian filthpig shrine
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  01/26/16
cq's!
vigorous peach gas station
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
...
coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse
  03/19/20
...
citrine toilet seat
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
piazza hunting ground
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Brindle University Hominid
  01/26/16
except for your autism
aquamarine bateful partner factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/26/16
...
Ruby wonderful principal's office kitty cat
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Brindle University Hominid
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Sadistic Market Coffee Pot
  01/26/16
...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Brindle University Hominid
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
zippy chapel turdskin
  01/26/16
...
vivacious jet-lagged space french chef
  01/26/16
...
Pearl sexy house
  01/23/17
...
citrine toilet seat
  03/15/17
...
swashbuckling spot puppy
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Free-loading Liquid Oxygen
  01/26/16
underrated
poppy razzmatazz becky range
  01/26/16
...
Judgmental multi-colored legend
  02/15/16
...
Supple Elastic Band Locus
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Startling plaza
  01/26/16
...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
jfc
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
...
abusive juggernaut
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
zippy chapel turdskin
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
do u love it
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
...
twinkling death wish library
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
zippy chapel turdskin
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
zippy chapel turdskin
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
...
Sienna Therapy
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
pontificating idea he suggested tanning salon
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
coral duck-like travel guidebook native
  01/26/16
...
Carnelian filthpig shrine
  01/26/16
...
learning disabled talented school
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Sadistic Market Coffee Pot
  01/26/16
...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
vivacious jet-lagged space french chef
  01/26/16
JFC
Quadroon
  01/26/16
180
fighting dopamine address
  01/26/16
...
startled parlour nibblets
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Carnelian filthpig shrine
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
...
pontificating idea he suggested tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
pontificating idea he suggested tanning salon
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
180 twist
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/26/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
THIS
mind-boggling olive trust fund windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
maize indian lodge
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
unhinged cowardly forum
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
unhinged cowardly forum
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
vigorous peach gas station
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Brindle University Hominid
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Know-it-all racy incel business firm
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Provocative cordovan degenerate
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
vigorous peach gas station
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Nudist honey-headed set patrolman
  01/26/16
fucking damn
coral duck-like travel guidebook native
  01/26/16
...
Black stimulating deer antler stag film
  01/26/16
180
tripping gaming laptop
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Metal fear-inspiring hospital
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/27/16
...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
glittery sanctuary round eye
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
shimmering hissy fit
  05/19/16
repost please
Metal fear-inspiring hospital
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
outnumbered vengeful clown
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
shimmering hissy fit
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Sienna Therapy
  01/26/16
tyft brother
mind-boggling olive trust fund windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  01/26/16
...
flushed balding feces
  01/27/16
180.
Judgmental multi-colored legend
  01/27/16
...
maize indian lodge
  01/29/16
...
mahogany haunted graveyard nursing home
  01/31/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Overrated mexican
  02/02/16
brave
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  02/03/16
...
Canary frum sneaky criminal
  02/22/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
mischievous
  02/22/16
...
Metal fear-inspiring hospital
  03/08/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  09/27/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  03/04/16
...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  04/04/16
...
Obsidian very tactful coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap
  04/04/16
cr
zippy chapel turdskin
  04/20/16
...
Canary frum sneaky criminal
  05/11/16
...
lavender lettuce heaven
  05/11/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  06/17/16
...
Clear Messiness
  09/27/16
...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
vigorous peach gas station
  10/24/16
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  10/24/16
i really like it here
shimmering hissy fit
  10/24/16
...
mahogany haunted graveyard nursing home
  10/27/16
...
Fuchsia alcoholic personal credit line
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
orange deep son of senegal
  01/23/17
... ...
transparent ape orchestra pit
  01/23/17
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  07/08/17
Lol
mischievous
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
new version
  01/16/19
...
learning disabled talented school
  02/11/17
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  03/13/17
...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  03/15/17
...
citrine toilet seat
  03/15/17
...
mahogany haunted graveyard nursing home
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
regret
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Tan
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse
  06/01/17
...
  06/01/17
...
Judgmental multi-colored legend
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
deranged roast beef
  06/13/17
...
coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
cyan philosopher-king
  07/08/17
...
sandwich
  08/18/17
...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  09/25/17
...
Carnelian filthpig shrine
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  10/27/17
...
lascivious aggressive dragon
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
alcoholic
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
alcoholic
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Fuchsia alcoholic personal credit line
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
anal multi-billionaire
  05/24/18
...
flushed balding feces
  07/25/18
...
Carnelian filthpig shrine
  05/17/18
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
cream
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  07/25/18
...
red concupiscible hell
  07/25/18
...
Carnelian filthpig shrine
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/16/19
...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
new version
  01/16/19
Jfc
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Doobsian Organic Girlfriend
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
unhinged cowardly forum
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
cerise
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
cerise
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
zippy chapel turdskin
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
cerise
  01/17/19
...
Carnelian filthpig shrine
  04/08/19
...
halford
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
lascivious aggressive dragon
  04/09/19
...
cerise
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
cerise
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
demanding domesticated rigor
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  06/03/19
...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Impressive ticket booth hairy legs
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
cerise
  06/03/19
...
learning disabled talented school
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
cerise
  08/08/19
...
cerise
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
house-broken misanthropic generalized bond
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
sinister electric furnace
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
house-broken misanthropic generalized bond
  08/12/19
...
house-broken misanthropic generalized bond
  03/16/20
...
hyperactive main people
  02/02/20
...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  03/14/20
...
zippy chapel turdskin
  03/16/20
...
zippy chapel turdskin
  09/30/20
...
carmine cuck
  08/27/21
...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  09/13/21
...
Lake boyish lodge queen of the night
  09/26/21
...
people who are hurt
  10/11/21
...
green locale
  10/11/21
bump
zippy chapel turdskin
  03/12/22
...
Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry
  01/05/23
...
Canary frum sneaky criminal
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
disrespectful shitlib
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
wrinkle
  10/13/23
...
Big dysfunction trump supporter
  01/03/24


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Arousing casino selfie

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682018)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Pearl sexy house

This one stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683283)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: learning disabled talented school

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: poppy razzmatazz becky range

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Supple Elastic Band Locus



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Low-t Nowag Field



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678480)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Dun theatre

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring hospital



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-colored legend



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Supple Elastic Band Locus



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Charismatic pisswyrm

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

Brutal

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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Titillating Ruddy Wagecucks Office



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: maroon point

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: cobalt hairraiser affirmative action laser beams

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: appetizing dilemma sex offender

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: flickering blathering mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Irradiated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: coral duck-like travel guidebook native

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: brass thriller famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: brass thriller famous landscape painting

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Flesh Foreskin Site

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Pearl sexy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: appetizing dilemma sex offender

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: azure zombie-like ceo tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Charismatic pisswyrm

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Charismatic pisswyrm

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-colored legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Obsidian very tactful coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: coral duck-like travel guidebook native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Irradiated church building

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Sadistic Market Coffee Pot

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: bespoke pale step-uncle's house circlehead

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Heady Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: motley french digit ratio knife

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: maroon point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Black stimulating deer antler stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged space french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Cracking cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: laughsome goyim

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Diverse School Cafeteria

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: mint theater

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring hospital

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: brass thriller famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Fragrant drab psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Pearl sexy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged space french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling spot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Autistic gunner corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Milky Resort Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: 180 corner codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Canary frum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Violent lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Dun theatre

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: coral duck-like travel guidebook native

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse well-lubricated azn

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Razzle scourge upon the earth faggotry

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: electric shaky area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Arousing casino selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Medicated Umber Parlor

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Pearl sexy house

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Comical translucent jewess

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: ivory rehab keepsake machete

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Violent lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: learning disabled talented school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Nighttime disgusting center pistol

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-colored legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: glittery sanctuary round eye

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: glittery sanctuary round eye

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Bonkers Aromatic Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: smoky cruise ship

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Impressive ticket booth hairy legs

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Swollen Blue Stage

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal station weed whacker

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: dashing arrogant private investor

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: topaz floppy whorehouse giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Garnet church

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: mahogany haunted graveyard nursing home

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle fat ankles

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Crawly state

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: citrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Obsidian very tactful coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: iridescent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: yellow chad pervert

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Autistic gunner corn cake

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Trip associate

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: federal pungent gay wizard

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: mauve aphrodisiac institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Ruby wonderful principal's office kitty cat

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: useless elite property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Awkward excitant senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: offensive galvanic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: green locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: aquamarine bateful partner factory reset button

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: adventurous garrison

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Black stimulating deer antler stag film

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Chocolate exciting location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Brindle University Hominid

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Sadistic Market Coffee Pot

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Sadistic Market Coffee Pot

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: bisexual odious crackhouse

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Titillating Ruddy Wagecucks Office

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: mustard box office fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: transparent ape orchestra pit

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Ruby wonderful principal's office kitty cat

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: marvelous splenetic voyeur dog poop

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling olive trust fund windowlicker

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Sadistic Market Coffee Pot

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Burgundy filthy really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: flushed balding feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Arousing casino selfie

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Violent lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: mint theater

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: mint theater

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: mint theater

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: mint theater

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: mint theater

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: flushed balding feces

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Harsh exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Violent lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: contagious abnormal theater stage sweet tailpipe

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: flushed balding feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Irradiated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: bisexual odious crackhouse

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: curious home party of the first part

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author:  Stain

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: transparent ape orchestra pit

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: ivory rehab keepsake machete

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: pea-brained gay doctorate

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Comical translucent jewess

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author:  fantasy-prone base

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Canary frum sneaky criminal

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author:  Black Woman Gaping

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: flushed balding feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-colored legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Irradiated church building

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Irradiated church building

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Pearl sexy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Pearl sexy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: aquamarine bateful partner factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy At-the-ready Trailer Park

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy At-the-ready Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: beta histrionic bawdyhouse

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling spot puppy

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged space french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Arousing casino selfie

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: beta histrionic bawdyhouse

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author:  Talking Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: contagious abnormal theater stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: learning disabled talented school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged space french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-colored legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: offensive galvanic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: stubborn rebellious double fault temple

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Brindle University Hominid

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: learning disabled talented school

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: poppy razzmatazz becky range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling olive trust fund windowlicker

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: indecent national

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: citrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: rusted stage

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: green locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: transparent ape orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Irradiated church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Sadistic Market Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Sadistic Market Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684701)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig shrine

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: citrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  piazza hunting ground

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Brindle University Hominid

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: aquamarine bateful partner factory reset button

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Ruby wonderful principal's office kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Brindle University Hominid

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Sadistic Market Coffee Pot

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Brindle University Hominid

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged space french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Pearl sexy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: citrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling spot puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Free-loading Liquid Oxygen

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: poppy razzmatazz becky range

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-colored legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Supple Elastic Band Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Startling plaza

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  abusive juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: twinkling death wish library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  Sienna Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  pontificating idea he suggested tanning salon

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: coral duck-like travel guidebook native

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: learning disabled talented school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Sadistic Market Coffee Pot

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: vivacious jet-lagged space french chef

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  Quadroon

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: fighting dopamine address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  startled parlour nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig shrine

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  pontificating idea he suggested tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  pontificating idea he suggested tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling olive trust fund windowlicker

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: maize indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: unhinged cowardly forum

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: unhinged cowardly forum

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Brindle University Hominid

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all racy incel business firm

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Provocative cordovan degenerate

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Nudist honey-headed set patrolman

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: coral duck-like travel guidebook native

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Black stimulating deer antler stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  tripping gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring hospital

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: glittery sanctuary round eye

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  shimmering hissy fit

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring hospital

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: outnumbered vengeful clown

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  shimmering hissy fit

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  Sienna Therapy

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling olive trust fund windowlicker

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: flushed balding feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-colored legend

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: maize indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: mahogany haunted graveyard nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Overrated mexican

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Canary frum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  mischievous

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Metal fear-inspiring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Obsidian very tactful coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Canary frum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: lavender lettuce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Clear Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: vigorous peach gas station

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  shimmering hissy fit

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: mahogany haunted graveyard nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia alcoholic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: orange deep son of senegal

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: transparent ape orchestra pit

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  mischievous

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  new version

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: learning disabled talented school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: citrine toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: mahogany haunted graveyard nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  regret

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Tan

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Judgmental multi-colored legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: deranged roast beef

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: coiffed passionate boiling water meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: cyan philosopher-king

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: alcoholic

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: alcoholic

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia alcoholic personal credit line

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: anal multi-billionaire

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: flushed balding feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  cream

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: red concupiscible hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  new version

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Doobsian Organic Girlfriend

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: unhinged cowardly forum

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: cerise

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: cerise

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: cerise

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: lascivious aggressive dragon

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: cerise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: cerise

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: demanding domesticated rigor

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Impressive ticket booth hairy legs

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: cerise

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: learning disabled talented school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: cerise

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: cerise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: house-broken misanthropic generalized bond

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: sinister electric furnace

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: house-broken misanthropic generalized bond

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: house-broken misanthropic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  hyperactive main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: carmine cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Lake boyish lodge queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: green locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Puce Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Canary frum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  disrespectful shitlib

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  wrinkle

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Big dysfunction trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47246331)