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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
talented home nowag
  01/26/16
This one stings.
arousing liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Swashbuckling pit
  10/24/16
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navy disturbing stage
  01/03/17
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Marvelous twinkling uncleanness
  02/20/18
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Electric Irate Community Account Church
  06/03/19
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Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon
  10/14/20
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Iridescent theater
  01/25/16
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Sienna laughsome legal warrant
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Provocative Clear Lettuce Sound Barrier
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costumed self-centered background story potus
  01/25/16
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Provocative Clear Lettuce Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
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Buff mewling bawdyhouse hunting ground
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jade piazza
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/25/16
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Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
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Wonderful Idea He Suggested
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Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
Ungodly pontificating black woman
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Canary outnumbered blood rage athletic conference
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Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall
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talented home nowag
  01/26/16
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Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio
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haunting cuck lay
  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  06/13/17
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Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation
  12/19/17
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Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/24/18
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arousing liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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navy disturbing stage
  11/27/16
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aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/23/17
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aromatic national security agency
  03/15/17
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aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  04/20/17
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aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  02/20/18
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aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
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sadistic emerald death wish
  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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ruthless.
nofapping misunderstood indian lodge
  01/25/16
Brutal
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
...
Snowy Sanctuary
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Mustard school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
toxic
fear-inspiring love of her life cuckoldry
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Sienna laughsome legal warrant
  01/25/16
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Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
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Histrionic rigor mother
  01/25/16
damnit
Motley Heaven
  01/25/16
...
Provocative Clear Lettuce Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
jfc
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Provocative Clear Lettuce Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/25/16
Cr
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
hm
Multi-colored autistic brunch mad cow disease
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
wait
big jewess
  01/25/16
...
arousing liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
...
bateful tripping library
  01/25/16
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
onyx pungent center feces
  01/25/16
...
Bull headed exciting filthpig menage
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
nofapping misunderstood indian lodge
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
nofapping misunderstood indian lodge
  01/25/16
...
big jewess
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation
  01/25/16
...
glittery meetinghouse faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
...
Motley Heaven
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Histrionic rigor mother
  01/25/16
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
rambunctious dog poop corner
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
translucent effete sandwich water buffalo
  01/25/16
...
very tactful chapel
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
razzle well-lubricated brethren
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...
Mustard school cafeteria international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
...
Ungodly pontificating black woman
  01/25/16
damn
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
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...
Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker
  01/25/16
...
Thriller space
  01/25/16
O LORD
stimulating multi-billionaire senate
  01/25/16
jfc
Plum house weed whacker
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
bipolar gay hairy legs
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall
  01/25/16
...
Provocative Clear Lettuce Sound Barrier
  01/25/16
Lmao
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
Kink-friendly Copper Stage Selfie
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arousing liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
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Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker
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haunting cuck lay
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Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  02/15/16
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Jet Abode Pisswyrm
  07/08/17
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Gold nibblets den
  07/08/17
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Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  10/27/17
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Vengeful judgmental forum
  12/26/17
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Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
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Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  03/16/20
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Diverse shrine therapy
  02/18/22
...
titillating psychic range
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Canary outnumbered blood rage athletic conference
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Motley Heaven
  01/25/16
ouch
carmine stag film wagecucks
  01/26/16
poison
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  01/26/16
...
vivacious temple
  01/26/16
180
talented home nowag
  01/26/16
...
big jewess
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
supple azn
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Grizzly Odious Son Of Senegal Prole
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
arousing liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
charismatic blathering clown partner
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Ultramarine comical property giraffe
  09/27/16
...
titillating psychic range
  12/26/17
...
haunting cuck lay
  08/12/19
180
Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
...
haunting cuck lay
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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  01/27/16
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Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation
  01/27/16
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
180 school hominid
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
180 school hominid
  02/02/16
...
umber pistol
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
cracking black police squad newt
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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18000000
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165
Big-titted Nursing Home Round Eye
  03/04/16
...
Vermilion site
  05/19/16
chilling
Sickened locale private investor
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
insane pink quadroon
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Cruel-hearted appetizing stock car mood
  01/03/17
oh my.
sooty dashing reading party becky
  01/23/17
toxic
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  03/13/17
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aromatic national security agency
  03/15/17
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glittery meetinghouse faggot firefighter
  04/02/17
...
Heady Box Office
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Flatulent Filthy Really Tough Guy Ape
  07/08/17
...
Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete
  10/27/17
mother of god
Gold nibblets den
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Azure adventurous jew
  10/27/17
JFC
Ocher Mildly Autistic Internal Respiration
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Dark Medicated Address Puppy
  12/26/17
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  12/26/17
ouch
Boyish karate tattoo
  02/20/18
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Stirring Theater Stage
  01/16/19
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vigorous headpube
  08/09/19
...
sadistic emerald death wish
  09/26/21
And yes, you're bald
Bright awkward parlour
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Fragrant Lodge Organic Girlfriend
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Ungodly pontificating black woman
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall
  01/25/16
...
Frum Degenerate Roast Beef
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
toxic
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
rambunctious dog poop corner
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
rambunctious dog poop corner
  01/25/16
TY bro
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Curious sticky gaming laptop mexican
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Snowy Sanctuary
  10/27/17
...
Low-t Trip Base Juggernaut
  10/27/17
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  05/24/18
...
sooty dashing reading party becky
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
saffron coldplay fan codepig
  10/27/17
credited advice
Boyish karate tattoo
  05/24/18
even more toxic
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Garnet irradiated sneaky criminal
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
i lol'd
dun insanely creepy jap
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
rambunctious dog poop corner
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
lol
idiotic know-it-all ratface genital piercing
  06/01/17
...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
talented home nowag
  01/26/16
...
titillating psychic range
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
bipolar gay hairy legs
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
bipolar gay hairy legs
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
bipolar gay hairy legs
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
bipolar gay hairy legs
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
bipolar gay hairy legs
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
Lmao
Pale Regret Legend
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/25/16
lmao true
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/25/16
...
big jewess
  01/26/16
...
titillating psychic range
  12/26/17
Haha
zombie-like racy office party of the first part
  03/19/20
...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
...
Histrionic rigor mother
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
supple azn
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Curious sticky gaming laptop mexican
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
maize demanding cruise ship
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Duck-like Toaster Yarmulke
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
saffron coldplay fan codepig
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Ultramarine comical property giraffe
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Razzle-dazzle aggressive roommate hospital
  06/03/19
oh no
charismatic blathering clown partner
  08/08/19
LOL
Crimson soul-stirring shitlib alpha
  03/16/20
JFC
sooty dashing reading party becky
  03/19/20
Update?
Diverse shrine therapy
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
topaz theatre
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/25/16
...
Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation
  05/19/16
...
bateful tripping library
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Histrionic rigor mother
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life
  01/26/16
Cr
Histrionic rigor mother
  01/26/16
...
arousing liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
...
arousing liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
Bright awkward parlour
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Flirting university new version
  01/26/16
...
Flirting university new version
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Iridescent theater
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Jet Abode Pisswyrm
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
bronze field
  01/26/16
...
Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
talented home nowag
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
big jewess
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
bronze field
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Iridescent theater
  01/26/16
...
Salmon orchestra pit
  01/16/19
...
zombie-like racy office party of the first part
  03/16/20
...
Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
...
big jewess
  01/26/16
...
Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker
  01/26/16
...
Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation
  03/28/16
...
vigorous headpube
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Fighting National
  01/26/16
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
...
Swashbuckling pit
  10/24/16
...
big jewess
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
dun insanely creepy jap
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Nubile pozpig coffee pot
  04/04/16
...
aromatic national security agency
  03/15/17
*applause*
Rose striped hyena
  10/27/17
...
sadistic emerald death wish
  09/26/21
...
saffron coldplay fan codepig
  01/26/16
...
big jewess
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
big jewess
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic rigor mother
  01/26/16
...
rambunctious dog poop corner
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
Describe
Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life
  01/26/16
...
big jewess
  01/26/16
...
rambunctious dog poop corner
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
haunting cuck lay
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
supple azn
  01/26/16
Fuck
Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
bateful tripping library
  01/26/16
cq's!
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  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
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  01/26/16
...
sooty dashing reading party becky
  03/19/20
...
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  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
hairless skinny woman
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Bright awkward parlour
  01/26/16
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
Boyish karate tattoo
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
rambunctious dog poop corner
  01/26/16
...
haunting cuck lay
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LOL fair
Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
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  01/26/16
underrated
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...
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navy disturbing stage
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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big jewess
  01/26/16
jfc
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/26/16
...
alcoholic dysfunction church building
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
bronze field
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
big jewess
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
do u love it
big jewess
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
Tan underhanded preventive strike incel
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
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  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
bronze field
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
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...
Deranged Business Firm
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Flesh Twisted Dilemma
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Motley Heaven
  01/26/16
...
Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete
  01/26/16
...
Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
rambunctious dog poop corner
  01/26/16
...
bateful tripping library
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker
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JFC
Cyan point toilet seat
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180
chestnut electric furnace station
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...
Disgusting garrison rigpig
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
...
Flesh Twisted Dilemma
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...
Flesh Twisted Dilemma
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
supple azn
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
supple azn
  01/26/16
...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
supple azn
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
supple azn
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
supple azn
  01/26/16
180 twist
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
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...
big jewess
  01/26/16
THIS
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...
Avocado Immigrant Cumskin
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  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
supple azn
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No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
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  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
supple azn
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
haunting cuck lay
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
supple azn
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
haunting cuck lay
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
supple azn
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
jade piazza
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
supple azn
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
jade piazza
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
supple azn
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
haunting cuck lay
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
supple azn
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
supple azn
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
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  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
supple azn
  01/26/16
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embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
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  01/26/16
fucking damn
Motley Heaven
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...
Ungodly pontificating black woman
  01/26/16
180
indirect expression corn cake
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/27/16
...
bateful tripping library
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
180 school hominid
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Bisexual famous landscape painting native
  05/19/16
repost please
Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
dull hilarious laser beams gas station
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Bisexual famous landscape painting native
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Deranged Business Firm
  01/26/16
tyft brother
dun insanely creepy jap
  01/26/16
...
big jewess
  01/26/16
...
Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath
  01/27/16
180.
Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation
  01/27/16
...
Avocado Immigrant Cumskin
  01/29/16
...
insane pink quadroon
  01/31/16
...
big jewess
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
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brave
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
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...
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big jewess
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...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
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cr
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big jewess
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...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  06/17/16
...
frisky chartreuse market
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...
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  10/21/16
mods please delete
bateful tripping library
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor
  10/24/16
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Bisexual famous landscape painting native
  10/24/16
...
insane pink quadroon
  10/27/16
...
place of business casino
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
bateful tripping library
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
slippery cowardly candlestick maker sex offender
  01/23/17
... ...
saffron coldplay fan codepig
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...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  07/08/17
Lol
bearded deer antler
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Chest-beating Hissy Fit
  01/16/19
...
Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon
  02/11/17
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
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...
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  03/15/17
...
aromatic national security agency
  03/15/17
...
insane pink quadroon
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
self-absorbed narrow-minded hell generalized bond
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Submissive Location
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
sooty dashing reading party becky
  06/01/17
...
Wine Disrespectful Volcanic Crater
  06/01/17
...
Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
puce set
  06/13/17
...
sooty dashing reading party becky
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Orange crackhouse
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...
Orchid foreskin dingle berry
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...
aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  09/25/17
...
Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
bateful tripping library
  10/27/17
...
Dark Medicated Address Puppy
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
hideous bespoke area
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
hideous bespoke area
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
place of business casino
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
milk gaping
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...
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...
Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete
  05/17/18
...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
internet-worthy wrinkle
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  07/25/18
...
Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio
  07/25/18
...
Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/16/19
...
bateful tripping library
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Chest-beating Hissy Fit
  01/16/19
Jfc
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
bateful tripping library
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
sepia
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
jade piazza
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
magenta fortuitous meteor
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
magenta fortuitous meteor
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
bronze field
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
magenta fortuitous meteor
  01/17/19
...
Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete
  04/08/19
...
lavender
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Dark Medicated Address Puppy
  04/09/19
...
magenta fortuitous meteor
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
magenta fortuitous meteor
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
thirsty old irish cottage
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  06/03/19
...
bateful tripping library
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
razzmatazz whorehouse
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
magenta fortuitous meteor
  06/03/19
...
Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
magenta fortuitous meteor
  08/08/19
...
magenta fortuitous meteor
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Misanthropic halford
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Bossy
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Misanthropic halford
  08/12/19
...
Misanthropic halford
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Charcoal
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aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
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bronze field
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bronze field
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aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
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bateful tripping library
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angry olive tank
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sadistic emerald death wish
  10/11/21
bump
bronze field
  03/12/22
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aquamarine passionate locus faggotry
  01/05/23
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Diverse shrine therapy
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Hateful depressive
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
henna main people
  10/13/23
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Wild federal rehab sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31718181)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: navy disturbing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32000450)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440018)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: aromatic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833820)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: sadistic emerald death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy doobsian half-breed pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Yellow bonkers double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44515653)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: nofapping misunderstood indian lodge

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Snowy Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Mustard school cafeteria international law enforcement agency

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: fear-inspiring love of her life cuckoldry

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: onyx pungent center feces

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Sienna laughsome legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Histrionic rigor mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Motley Heaven

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Provocative Clear Lettuce Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Provocative Clear Lettuce Sound Barrier

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic brunch mad cow disease

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: big jewess

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: arousing liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: bateful tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: onyx pungent center feces

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Bull headed exciting filthpig menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: nofapping misunderstood indian lodge

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: nofapping misunderstood indian lodge

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: glittery meetinghouse faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Motley Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Histrionic rigor mother

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: rambunctious dog poop corner

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: translucent effete sandwich water buffalo

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: very tactful chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: razzle well-lubricated brethren

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Mustard school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Ungodly pontificating black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Thriller space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: stimulating multi-billionaire senate

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Plum house weed whacker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: bipolar gay hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Provocative Clear Lettuce Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Copper Stage Selfie



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: arousing liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker



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Author: haunting cuck lay



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Jet Abode Pisswyrm



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Author: Gold nibblets den



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Author: beady-eyed abnormal stain



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Vengeful judgmental forum



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



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Author: Diverse shrine therapy



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Author: titillating psychic range



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Canary outnumbered blood rage athletic conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Motley Heaven

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: carmine stag film wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Galvanic cordovan queen of the night plaza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: vivacious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: talented home nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: supple azn

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Grizzly Odious Son Of Senegal Prole

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: arousing liquid oxygen

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: charismatic blathering clown partner

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine comical property giraffe

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: titillating psychic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011345)



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Author: haunting cuck lay



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Opaque sexy goyim gay wizard

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: 180 school hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: 180 school hominid

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: umber pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: cracking black police squad newt

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive spot personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Shaky floppy resort boiling water

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Big-titted Nursing Home Round Eye

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Vermilion site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Sickened locale private investor

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: insane pink quadroon

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted appetizing stock car mood

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: sooty dashing reading party becky

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: vibrant turquoise trump supporter

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: aromatic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: glittery meetinghouse faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Heady Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Flatulent Filthy Really Tough Guy Ape

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Gold nibblets den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Azure adventurous jew

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Internal Respiration

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Dark Medicated Address Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: spectacular ticket booth associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Boyish karate tattoo

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling lemon trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Stirring Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: vigorous headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: sadistic emerald death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Bright awkward parlour

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Lodge Organic Girlfriend

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Ungodly pontificating black woman

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Frum Degenerate Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: rambunctious dog poop corner

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: rambunctious dog poop corner

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Curious sticky gaming laptop mexican

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Snowy Sanctuary

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Low-t Trip Base Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: sooty dashing reading party becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: saffron coldplay fan codepig

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Boyish karate tattoo

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Garnet irradiated sneaky criminal

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: dun insanely creepy jap

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: rambunctious dog poop corner

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: idiotic know-it-all ratface genital piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: talented home nowag

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: titillating psychic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: bipolar gay hairy legs

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: bipolar gay hairy legs

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: bipolar gay hairy legs

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: bipolar gay hairy legs

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: bipolar gay hairy legs

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Pale Regret Legend

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: titillating psychic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: zombie-like racy office party of the first part

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Histrionic rigor mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: supple azn

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Curious sticky gaming laptop mexican

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: maize demanding cruise ship

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Duck-like Toaster Yarmulke

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: saffron coldplay fan codepig

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine comical property giraffe

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aggressive roommate hospital

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: charismatic blathering clown partner

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Crimson soul-stirring shitlib alpha

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: sooty dashing reading party becky

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Diverse shrine therapy

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: topaz theatre

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: bateful tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Histrionic rigor mother

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Histrionic rigor mother

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: arousing liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: arousing liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Bright awkward parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Flirting university new version

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Flirting university new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Iridescent theater

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Jet Abode Pisswyrm

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: bronze field

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: talented home nowag

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: big jewess

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: bronze field

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Iridescent theater

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Salmon orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: zombie-like racy office party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: vigorous headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Fighting National

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: dun insanely creepy jap

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Nubile pozpig coffee pot

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: aromatic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Rose striped hyena

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: sadistic emerald death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: saffron coldplay fan codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: big jewess

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Histrionic rigor mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: rambunctious dog poop corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: rambunctious dog poop corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684701)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: supple azn

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: bateful tripping library

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: sooty dashing reading party becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: aromatic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: hairless skinny woman

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Bright awkward parlour

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Boyish karate tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: rambunctious dog poop corner

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: bronze field

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: arousing liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: aromatic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Jet Abode Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Slimy State Goal In Life

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling pit

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: navy disturbing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Drunken Kitchen

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: bronze field

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: big jewess

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: big jewess

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Tan underhanded preventive strike incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: bronze field

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: bronze field

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Deranged Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Flesh Twisted Dilemma

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Motley Heaven

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: rambunctious dog poop corner

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: bateful tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Crystalline deep haunted graveyard boistinker

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Cyan point toilet seat

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: chestnut electric furnace station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Disgusting garrison rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Flesh Twisted Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Flesh Twisted Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: supple azn

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: supple azn

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: supple azn

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: supple azn

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: supple azn

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: dun insanely creepy jap

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Avocado Immigrant Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: supple azn

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: supple azn

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: supple azn

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: supple azn

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: jade piazza

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: supple azn

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: jade piazza

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: supple azn

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: supple azn

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Zippy silver principal's office useless brakes

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: supple azn

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: haunting cuck lay

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: supple azn

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: gaped brindle stead windowlicker

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Motley Heaven

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Ungodly pontificating black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  indirect expression corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: bateful tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: 180 school hominid

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Bisexual famous landscape painting native

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: dull hilarious laser beams gas station

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Bisexual famous landscape painting native

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Deranged Business Firm

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: dun insanely creepy jap

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Avocado Immigrant Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: insane pink quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: painfully honest burgundy travel guidebook kitty cat

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Diverse shrine therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: bearded deer antler

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser bearded affirmative action hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: glittery meetinghouse faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: bronze field

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Diverse shrine therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: big jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: frisky chartreuse market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: bateful tripping library

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious turdskin parlor

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Bisexual famous landscape painting native

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: insane pink quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  place of business casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: bateful tripping library

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: slippery cowardly candlestick maker sex offender

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: saffron coldplay fan codepig

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: bearded deer antler

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  Chest-beating Hissy Fit

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: aromatic national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: insane pink quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed narrow-minded hell generalized bond

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Submissive Location

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: sooty dashing reading party becky

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Wine Disrespectful Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Exhilarant Doctorate Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: puce set

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: sooty dashing reading party becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Orange crackhouse

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Orchid foreskin dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: bateful tripping library

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Dark Medicated Address Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: hideous bespoke area

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: hideous bespoke area

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  place of business casino

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  milk gaping

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Concupiscible antidepressant drug public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy wrinkle

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: bateful tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  Chest-beating Hissy Fit

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: bateful tripping library

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: sepia

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: jade piazza

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: bronze field

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Cerebral people who are hurt keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  lavender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Dark Medicated Address Puppy

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  thirsty old irish cottage

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: bateful tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Excitant Masturbator Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: magenta fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Misanthropic halford

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Bossy

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Misanthropic halford

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Charcoal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: bronze field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: bronze field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  mischievous idiot chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: bateful tripping library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: angry olive tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: sadistic emerald death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: bronze field

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: aquamarine passionate locus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Diverse shrine therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Hateful depressive

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: henna main people

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Sable jet-lagged step-uncle's house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2#47246331)