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U email your secretary at 5:20. Instareply: "Do I need to stay late for this?"
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:38 PM Author: Talented Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812419) |
Date: February 12th, 2016 12:38 PM Author: diverse mildly autistic address weed whacker ur lucky she even emails u back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812420) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:39 PM Author: Talented Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812423) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: Flushed contagious elastic band son of senegal *asks you to sign off on 4 hrs of overtime for routine service of document to opposing counsel* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812435) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:47 PM Author: Talented Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812485) |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 8:35 PM Author: silver impertinent love of her life brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30089185) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:44 PM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond Let me get this straight. You finished your end of this project at 5:20 and e-mailed your secretary, a single woman with two teenage kids who always catches the 5:47 bus back to her park and ride so she can start dinner by 6:45. It was a sizable amount of work and despite the fact that she makes 1/5 your salary, she offers to stay late and miss her bus and spending time with her family because she really needs the job and the health insurance. She thinks of herself as a helpful person but feels like the lawyers look down on her.
You graciously allow her to go home and she wonders how she's going to pay for college while you hop out to the bar to meet a Tinder 6.5 before going home to your lux apartment to masturbate and rage poast?
And she has the work on your desk before you stroll into the office at 9:30?
Is that about right? |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:46 PM Author: hilarious internal respiration home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812467) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:46 PM Author: cheese-eating therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812474) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:47 PM Author: Talented Ape It's a 5:49 express bus and the Tinder was more of a 6.7, but other than that CR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812482) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 12:51 PM Author: adventurous business firm dopamine Brutal but fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29812517) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 2:48 PM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29813415) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 2:49 PM Author: azure base hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29813423) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:02 PM Author: Ruddy field kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29813576) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 6:42 PM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29815118) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 7:58 PM Author: iridescent house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29815577) |
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Date: March 1st, 2016 10:20 AM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29951079) |
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Date: March 1st, 2016 10:21 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Pontificating Whorehouse Nominate this for KILL SHOT of the year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29951085) |
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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: histrionic beta parlour JFC. Smelled smoke before I opened the thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29951808) |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 6:53 PM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30088522) |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 7:52 PM Author: judgmental alcoholic point it's really noble of the lawyer in this story, he has it so much rougher than the secretary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30088950) |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: judgmental alcoholic point to wit, secretary: procreated, has loving family that looks to her to put a hot meal made with love on the table, which they all enjoy together in mutual fellowship; the worst part of her day is the hour-long door to door commute back home, because of how long it seems to stretch until she can see the joy in her expectant children's eyes again
"you" (lawyer): shit on nonstop by .01 percent partners, eardrums BLOWN OUT by loud band at bar you spent too much $$ at, rejected by said Tinder 6.5 (who never worked as hard as you for a day in her life, and whose pussy is BLOWN OUT later that night by band guy playing at the bar), bernie sanders AND donald trump and all their supporters on both sides of the aisle think you're the ruin of the country, genetic dead end, will have to check YOURSELF into the nursing home. oh, and while rage poasting some pumo gets off a one shot kill insult of you that fucks the thread with a long unending line of blank bumps |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 8:23 PM Author: Amber menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30089106) |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 10:42 PM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30089998) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 9:54 AM Author: Glittery cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460466) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:54 AM Author: Ultramarine old irish cottage half-breed *tapes off this thread with police tape* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460787) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2018 4:41 AM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#36945468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:26 PM Author: Cerebral Degenerate Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#37434949) |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 9:30 PM Author: cowardly magenta background story Damn that dude just blew OPs pussy right the fuck out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30089529) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 9:54 AM Author: Glittery cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460468) |
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Date: March 19th, 2016 2:42 AM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30091131) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: azure base hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460400) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 9:44 AM Author: Excitant location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460413) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:08 AM Author: hideous cuckoldry mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460532) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:13 AM Author: glassy stimulating church coldplay fan this is like one of those videos on youtube of a marine corp sniper shooting terrorists a half mile away with a .50 cal. you hear the bang, a split second passes, and the terrorist dood just sort of blows up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460571) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:18 AM Author: Pea-brained nursing home OP utterly vaporized (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460609) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:20 AM Author: Alcoholic stead partner WOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460615) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:37 AM Author: razzle-dazzle fiercely-loyal rehab THIIIIS IS HOOOOOW WE DOOOO IT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460707) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:44 AM Author: Crimson Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460730) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 11:09 AM Author: pale curious chapel Lol at this white knight post getting so many blank bumps. "The wage gapth!" he lisped. And btw, no secretary is at the office last 430. Maybe if they worked harder in life instead of watching Netflix and spreading their legs for Chad, they would have got a useful degree and not had to be a fucking secretary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460906) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 4:34 PM Author: fear-inspiring indian lodge yeah breh your 41 year old single mom secretary from queens was JUST A FEW CHAD DICKS away from harvard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30463077) |
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Date: August 30th, 2016 9:08 PM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#31301822) |
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Date: August 24th, 2017 9:05 AM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#34058199) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 2:49 PM Author: canary queen of the night stage Why is she responding to emails from her car? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29813428) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 6:44 PM Author: Insecure Seedy Newt "I'm an important lawyer! Stay late on Friday night to help me with this important document!", sneered the rat faced 4th year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29815137) |
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Date: February 12th, 2016 8:12 PM Author: emerald overrated area lmao thread is NOT going the way faggot OP expected (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29815671) |
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Date: March 1st, 2016 10:22 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Pontificating Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#29951088) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 4:34 PM Author: fear-inspiring indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30463079) |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 9:37 PM Author: greedy pearly garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30089568) |
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Date: September 24th, 2016 11:21 AM Author: Chartreuse Church Building People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#31480041) |
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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:00 PM Author: confused piazza digit ratio lol at relying on a biglaw secretary for anything at all
also LOL at her being in the office at 5:20. mine gets in at 8 am because that's when the boomer partner with whom 4 other associates and I share her gets in, and she's GHOST by 4:30. did I mention her 1 hour lunch? |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 9:07 PM Author: cowardly magenta background story Everyone should work those hours. You are a cuck for working a minute more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30089399) |
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Date: March 18th, 2016 9:14 PM Author: Boyish disturbing lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30089438) |
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Date: May 12th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: Talented Ape Fucking finally. I'm amazed at how differently this thread was interpreted than intended. The point was supposed to be that secretaries have it better than lawyers and the freedom to outright ask if they should stay late rather than assuming everything is an emergency. But whatever, death of the author, poasting can go in unexpected ways, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#30460406) |
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Date: October 30th, 2016 11:17 PM Author: Amber menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#31763898) |
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Date: February 10th, 2018 10:00 AM Author: Thriller Sick Idea He Suggested Generalized Bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3127811&forum_id=2#35369055) |