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guy next to me drew a robot on his torts final

at least i beat one person
jakki
  12/08/05
Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".
D:
  12/08/05
He probably "didn't study at all" either.
Gale Snoats
  12/08/05
cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and ...
zurk
  04/19/08
personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point w...
jakki
  12/08/05
honor code violation...you're fucked!
G-Reg
  12/08/05
Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned t...
Extreme Fajitas
  12/08/05
Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he'...
D:
  12/08/05
The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well...
Gale Snoats
  12/08/05
i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for ha...
jakki
  12/08/05
They did last year...
Gale Snoats
  12/08/05
i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years h...
jakki
  12/08/05
Who did you have for Torts?
Gale Snoats
  12/08/05
mcmanis robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.
jakki
  12/08/05
that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated...
F.I.S.T.
  12/15/06
Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded ea...
Cruella De Vil
  12/09/05
only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries
Spezi
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi. Now quit pinching you...
Cruella De Vil
  12/09/05
Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.
WhateverDood
  12/24/05
this is still funny
,.,.,.....,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,..,.,;,.,.,;,..,. .. ...
  08/30/07
That's the Christmas spirit!
Patrick Hamm\'s drippy dick
  04/19/08
it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of pap...
jakki
  12/08/05
People are seldom seated close enough to read what other peo...
Rowan
  12/08/05
i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whol...
jakki
  12/08/05
I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely ...
Cruella De Vil
  12/09/05
I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.
O\'Malley
  12/08/05
that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics ex...
*.*
  12/08/05
a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add n...
pwnager
  12/08/05
dood, the correct answer was "robot"
Irate Screecher Onizuka
  12/08/05
TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you a...
RenadaDeshada
  12/08/05
i'm totally f*cked :*( sadness
jakki
  12/08/05
175. This is arguably the model XOXO post.
chancemeeting (ret. - except radiohead threads)
  12/08/05
180
umm
  12/08/05
"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you ar...
AntiGunner
  06/07/07
titty cream
Carmello Anthony
  06/07/07
still underrated
thmbtckbacharach
  04/19/08
At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests ...
Phillyside
  12/08/05
i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have don...
jakki
  12/08/05
That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit fo...
Americanski
  12/08/05
no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.
Great Diarrhea Onizuka
  12/08/05
i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. o...
jakki
  12/08/05
I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities A...
chancemeeting (ret. - except radiohead threads)
  12/08/05
That's becoming more common at good schools.
...mobiusnu...
  12/24/05
Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but j...
()+/
  12/15/06
form blazing sword!
LeiTTTer
  12/08/05
Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read t...
homeless
  06/07/07
I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to...
Loser-Fuckles
  12/08/05
well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won...
ll
  12/08/05
You hand wrote your exam?
NICOBLUE
  12/08/05
no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they did...
jakki
  12/08/05
Hm. A fucking robot? If he gets below 93 I'll be aston...
NICOBLUE
  12/08/05
it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't...
jakki
  12/08/05
I'd bet money he grades on to journal. That takes balls.
NICOBLUE
  12/08/05
Sounds like Gamera to me. http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/ga...
Mayor McCheese
  12/08/05
it did kinda resemble that actually.
jakki
  12/08/05
was he a nerdy asian kid? i picture a nerdy asian kid.
ll
  12/08/05
no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.
jakki
  12/08/05
If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or ...
Mayor McCheese
  12/08/05
I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.
Americanski
  12/08/05
God. That would be the hottest around. I would draw zone...
NICOBLUE
  12/08/05
And you could do representational stuff in torts.
...mobiusnu...
  12/24/05
i know who you are.
simplythebest
  12/08/05
do you go to wustl? please don't out me.
jakki
  12/08/05
i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely do...
simplythebest
  12/08/05
Amazingly, so do I.
174
  12/08/05
how? don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again...
jakki
  12/09/05
egg goes to WUSTL?
Mayor McCheese
  12/08/05
is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back. i...
jakki
  12/08/05
yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Ar...
Mayor McCheese
  12/08/05
that was a fucking hard test
^_^
  12/08/05
i know. which prof do you have?
jakki
  12/09/05
great thread.
umm
  12/09/05
Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say,...
NICOBLUE
  12/09/05
i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.
jakki
  12/09/05
Evan-2001 outted!
ƒjackie
  12/09/05
it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version ...
Quasar
  12/09/05
...
this is
  12/09/05
crayon or colored pencil?
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  12/09/05
You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their ch...
Cruella De Vil
  12/09/05
HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.
Clandestine
  12/24/05
LAC?
D:
  12/13/05
a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grad...
Quasar
  12/09/05
Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to...
NICOBLUE
  12/09/05
lol
umm
  12/09/05
178
This name will be used on all future posts you mak
  12/09/05
very good
fulano
  12/09/05
For you fulano, I try.
NICOBLUE
  12/09/05
looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students ...
OnlytheTruth
  12/09/05
Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about ...
NICOBLUE
  12/09/05
http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php A turtle in a f...
NICOBLUE
  12/09/05
Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:...
West Coast Law
  12/09/05
I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.
Evan-2001
  12/09/05
cool! i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking...
warren buffettzini
  12/09/05
i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he d...
jakki
  12/09/05
awesome -- keep us posted
umm
  12/09/05
bump
umm
  12/13/05
unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not k...
jakki
  12/13/05
Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piec...
*.*
  12/13/05
Great thread.
Remember Sniglets? I do.
  12/13/05
Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
  12/13/05
Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to tod...
ROBOT
  12/21/05
Dood, that is an A+ answer
WhateverDood
  12/24/05
...
jakki
  01/25/06
...
honk if you are nigger
  03/15/06
Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the ex...
ROBOT
  01/25/06
baff
honk if you are nigger
  03/15/06
yay for my thread
jakki
  03/15/06
Do you know what he got on the exam?
honk if you are nigger
  03/15/06
no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop ou...
jakki
  03/15/06
that's the guy getting the A+
wanksta
  03/15/06
This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threa...
1337
  03/15/06
Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame ...
RegularGuy Redux
  07/21/06
FINALS BUMP!
Doc Lewis
  04/27/06
lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today thoug...
jakki
  04/27/06
Nostalgia bump.
The California Bar
  07/07/06
...
Vir.
  07/21/06
Ah, an xoxo classic.
PeterGunz
  07/21/06
This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of ...
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
  08/01/06
Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to bea...
Done and done
  08/01/06
Wow. That's never been thought of. Search "torts ...
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
  08/01/06
...
Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!
  10/29/06
bump because finals are coming
Doogie
  11/20/06
are you sure it wasn't judge posner
homunculus
  12/15/06
...
superstudyasian
  12/19/06
(I)ssue (R)obot (A)nalysis (C)onclusion
Fuck Law School
  12/19/06
seriously underrated post
In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU!
  02/17/07
180
SkyReefer
  12/13/07
2 years later, still good for teh lulz
.`
  10/26/08
as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpent...
Call me Ishmael
  12/19/06
One of the few great schticks of xo.
Patrick Hamm\'s drippy dick
  04/19/08
...
[deleted]
  01/09/07
I miss jakki!
A horse walks into a bar
  01/09/07
Chicago musical bump
In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU!
  02/17/07
bump
luaeflasjhdfasdf
  04/06/07
bump for Anthony's reputation
jhgtd5fytf
  05/03/07
ty, keep up the good work
lookthengo
  05/03/07
...
Carmello Anthony
  06/07/07
ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but ...
I am spoof
  06/07/07
Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out thi...
The_Whizzer
  06/07/07
Peak xoxo
††
  06/07/07
I'm doing this on the bar exam.
luaeflasjhdfasdf
  06/07/07
TORTS ROBOT
there\'s a wocket in my pocket
  10/10/07
bump for any late finals
1337
  12/13/07
...
2) ???? 3) PROFIT!
  12/19/07
help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.
Sweep the Leg Johnny
  04/19/08
how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't po...
fiveten
  04/19/08
this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most hist...
chris quinn
  04/19/08
The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfe...
VandyOrDie
  04/19/08
Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.
GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY
  05/08/08
http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg Like th...
Procrastinating 2L
  05/08/08
...
ESPECIALLY IN THIS ECONOMY
  07/08/08
...
.........;.\'\'\'\'\'\'..\'
  10/26/08
Bump.
froodfrood
  10/27/08


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Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: jakki

at least i beat one person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502572)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: D:

Is that what he told you? It's called a "joke".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502585)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Gale Snoats

He probably "didn't study at all" either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502591)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: zurk (walking where dæmons fear to tread)

cute. i drew airplanes on the bar (q sheet not a sheet) and passed. hope this guy did too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652809)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: jakki

personally witnessed. he wrote stuff too but at one point was definitely drawing a robot thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502592)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: G-Reg

honor code violation...you're fucked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502600)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Extreme Fajitas

Definitely would have been funnier if you hadn't mentioned the other words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502602)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: D:

Your school is such a rancid toilet you can look at what he's writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502615)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Gale Snoats

The fact that she's handwriting her exams does not bode well for her grades, especially in a typing race like Torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502628)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: jakki

i wasn't handwriting. they don't have separate rooms for handwriting and non handwriting for 1Ls for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502637)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Gale Snoats

They did last year...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502640)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: jakki

i have no idea why they didn't this year. all first years had torts together, regardless of prof, and you could choose one of four rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502653)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Gale Snoats

Who did you have for Torts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502670)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: jakki

mcmanis

robot-drawer had ellis, i think, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502679)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:53 PM
Author: F.I.S.T. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077531/)

that explains it, he had a "create your own illustrated tort scenario" question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229476)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''Congratulations. You're flaccid.'')

Actually, I suspect people who handwrite exams get graded easier, because professors don't want to get accused of "discriminating" against those who can't type. Whatever. YOU'RE GONNA BE A FUCKIN' LAWYER! LEARN TO TYPE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507825)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Spezi

only chicks type - thats why men have secretaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507920)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:18 PM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''Congratulations. You're flaccid.'')

Welcome to the 21st century, Spezi.

Now quit pinching your secretary's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507936)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:01 AM
Author: WhateverDood

Welcome to the 21st century. Being fat still sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654046)





Date: August 30th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: ,.,.,.....,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,..,.,;,.,.,;,..,. .. ...


this is still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8579742)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:38 PM
Author: Patrick Hamm\'s drippy dick

That's the Christmas spirit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653221)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: jakki

it was kind of hard to miss. it was on a whole sheet of paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502630)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Rowan

People are seldom seated close enough to read what other people write, but if someone's doing something odd like drawing it's going to be noticable to the people nearby even if they're sitting every other seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502635)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: jakki

i couldn't read the writing. this was jsut taking up a whole sheet of paper, pretty obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502646)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''Congratulations. You're flaccid.'')

I actually think this person was brilliant. S/he definitely distracted at least one person from her own test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507829)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: O\'Malley

I used the word mushed. I think I should get extra credit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502589)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: *.*

that's awesome! that reminds me of my high school physics exam-taking days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502639)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: pwnager

a friend of mine drew only a hand turkey (trace hand , add neck thing and beak like we did in 1st grade) on a advanced EE course final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502681)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Irate Screecher Onizuka

dood, the correct answer was "robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502688)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: RenadaDeshada

TITCR. If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502732)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: jakki

i'm totally f*cked :*(

sadness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502767)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:47 PM
Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except radiohead threads)

175.

This is arguably the model XOXO post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504463)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:54 PM
Author: umm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504544)





Date: June 7th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: AntiGunner

"If you didn't spot the "robot" issue, you are totally fucked"

This is without doubt my favorite post in XOXO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227438)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:08 PM
Author: Carmello Anthony

titty cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227563)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: thmbtckbacharach

still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652731)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Phillyside (for the plaintiff)

At my public high school, we were required to take AP tests and I remember during my AP European History exam senior year once we were accepted to colleges people were drawing all sorts of shit on their exams. It was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502701)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: jakki

i fell asleep during one of mine. i probably would have done better to draw on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502956)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: Americanski (Perfect games of Stroock Bowl: 48)

That's kind of stupid, because you can get college credit for those and take two classes a term for your whole senior year like I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503262)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Great Diarrhea Onizuka

no kidding. i got 6 college credits out of my AP Euro exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503275)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:20 PM
Author: jakki

i got credits for all except the one where i fell asleep. of course, even if i'd stayed awake, i still wouldn't have gotten any credits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503298)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:48 PM
Author: chancemeeting (ret. - except radiohead threads)

I went to a TTT that refused to give credit for humanities AP/IB exams.

Which sucks, because I could (and did) get a 5 on the AP European History exam in my sleep. That test was the reward our school gave us for having to suffer through IB exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504483)





Date: December 24th, 2005 2:59 AM
Author: ...mobiusnu... (Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum)

That's becoming more common at good schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654027)





Date: December 15th, 2006 6:40 PM
Author: ()+/

Dude, on my AP Language exam I didn't do any drawings, but just when crazy and made everything a methaphor about my friends.

"For example, my friend Drew Schneider has never had a date in his life. He's a complete loser! He sits around and looks at porn all day, jerking off and wondering why he can't get a woman. I think this is a similar situation to that described in the problem"

and

"Another friend, Mike Johnson, has an excessive gambling habit. I'm pretty certain there will be one of two outcomes: he will be extremely successful at blackjack and get uber-rich until he's surrounded by gorgeous women who use him for his money, until they leave him broke and broken. Otherwise, he'll gamble away alone at partypoker.com until he becomes a sad shell of a human being, with a negative net worth--thus left broke and broken. This too relates to the prompt..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229749)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: LeiTTTer

form blazing sword!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502721)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: homeless

Shit. How did I miss this the first couple of times I read this post?

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226292)





Date: December 8th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Loser-Fuckles

I hope that he was also explicit in telling the professor to eat shit. If you're going to draw a robot on your exam, you don't have much else to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4502755)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: ll

well, he lost on this one exam, but more importantly, he won at the game of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503015)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: NICOBLUE (Man shot by marshals recalled as 'nice guy')

You hand wrote your exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503194)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: jakki

no way. i can type a lot faster than i can write. they didn't separate handwriters and laptop users for 1L exams this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503203)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: NICOBLUE (Man shot by marshals recalled as 'nice guy')

Hm.

A fucking robot?

If he gets below 93 I'll be astonished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503229)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: jakki

it was like a turtle-robot-shell thing with claws. i didn't want to stare at his exam for fear people would think i was cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503242)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:18 PM
Author: NICOBLUE (Man shot by marshals recalled as 'nice guy')

I'd bet money he grades on to journal.

That takes balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503255)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Mayor McCheese

Sounds like Gamera to me.

http://www.ats-j.co.jp/l_img/gamera.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503762)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:58 PM
Author: jakki

it did kinda resemble that actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503772)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: ll

was he a nerdy asian kid?

i picture a nerdy asian kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503822)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: jakki

no, not asian. not dorky looking either actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503835)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Mayor McCheese

If it was Gamera, he is a fan of Mystery Science Theater or Godzilla or both. That's pretty damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503905)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Americanski (Perfect games of Stroock Bowl: 48)

I wish ExamSoft had a drawing feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503267)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:30 PM
Author: NICOBLUE (Man shot by marshals recalled as 'nice guy')

God. That would be the hottest around.

I would draw zones of twighlight and emanating penumbras.

I could draw little pictures with Thomas, Rehnquist, O'Connor and Scalia playing tug of war with Stevens, Souter, Breyer and Ginsburg and Kennedy could be in the middle getting drawn and halved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503446)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:00 AM
Author: ...mobiusnu... (Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum)

And you could do representational stuff in torts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654039)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: simplythebest

i know who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503359)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: jakki

do you go to wustl?

please don't out me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503706)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:36 PM
Author: simplythebest

i was kidding. but if the robot guy is on here he surely does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504328)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:58 PM
Author: 174

Amazingly, so do I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504585)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:36 PM
Author: jakki

how?

don't out me please. you already tubgirled me again yesterday, that's enough, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508596)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Mayor McCheese

egg goes to WUSTL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503375)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:52 PM
Author: jakki

is egg the one that drew the artpad stuff a while back.

i got pwn3d playing on artpad in class one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503712)





Date: December 8th, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: Mayor McCheese

yeah, he's the genius behind the Modern Museum of Robocop Art. Speaking of which, please click on this thread and allay my fears.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315323&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4503736)





Date: December 8th, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: ^_^

that was a fucking hard test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4504243)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:37 PM
Author: jakki

i know. which prof do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508601)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:54 AM
Author: umm

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507454)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:55 AM
Author: NICOBLUE (2LGPA=1LGPA-(1/Firm Vault Rank)-(Average BAC on Tuesday Night*2))

Especially because it was started by Jakki, which is to say, it is probably actually true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507464)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: jakki

i swear it's true that kid next to me drew a turtle-bot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508606)





Date: December 9th, 2005 10:58 AM
Author: ƒjackie

Evan-2001 outted!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507481)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:07 AM
Author: Quasar (submarinecaptain@gmail.com)

it's the secret signal to summon him-- like a muted version of the bat-signal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507512)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:01 AM
Author: this is



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:12 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki

crayon or colored pencil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507536)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:59 AM
Author: Cruella De Vil (''Congratulations. You're flaccid.'')

You know, I've heard that sometimes professors make their children grade tests using an issue checklist.

Just a thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507845)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:08 AM
Author: Clandestine

HAHAHAHA i wouldn't be surprised.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654117)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: D:

LAC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550489)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:09 AM
Author: Quasar (submarinecaptain@gmail.com)

a picture is worth a thousand words; he'll get the best grade in the class.

(a robot represents a virtual revolution in tort law-- synthesis between strict product liability/manufacturing defects, and personal injury negligence)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507526)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:14 AM
Author: NICOBLUE (2LGPA=1LGPA-(1/Firm Vault Rank)-(Average BAC on Tuesday Night*2))

Plus the kid goes to WUSTL. Half the kids probably TRIED to draw a robot on their exam and FAILED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507552)





Date: December 9th, 2005 11:15 AM
Author: umm

lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507558)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:13 PM
Author: This name will be used on all future posts you mak (Eat shit, Trojans!)

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507913)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: fulano (...is latin for kitty)

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508644)





Date: December 9th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: NICOBLUE (2LGPA=1LGPA-(1/Firm Vault Rank)-(Average BAC on Tuesday Night*2))

For you fulano, I try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508649)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:23 PM
Author: OnlytheTruth

looks like WUSTL starts early in helping their law students train for alternative careers such as free-lance artwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507964)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:27 PM
Author: NICOBLUE (2LGPA=1LGPA-(1/Firm Vault Rank)-(Average BAC on Tuesday Night*2))

Doesn't someone draw a turtle in that old infomercial about how if you like to draw you could make it a career. Maybe for some fly by night art institute. Do you like to draw, sketch or even just doodle? Well you could be a professional artist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4507997)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:32 PM
Author: NICOBLUE (2LGPA=1LGPA-(1/Firm Vault Rank)-(Average BAC on Tuesday Night*2))

http://www.artists-ais.com/free/index.php

A turtle in a fucking hat none the less!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508048)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:28 PM
Author: West Coast Law ("get lost in your smile, well i could lose it all for awhile")

Woulda been better if in the middle of the exam he did this:

http://www.cafepress.com/ethrift.11397472

and then walked out. always wanted to try it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508009)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:30 PM
Author: Evan-2001

I, for one, wholeheartedly approve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508031)





Date: December 9th, 2005 12:31 PM
Author: warren buffettzini ("So much chrome on my Benz you see your face in my rims")

cool!

i knew a kid in 10th grade who, when we were taking the state standardized tests, slept through every section and awoke at the very end to randomly bubble a couple of answers. my opinion of high-stakes testing was forever changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4508044)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: jakki

i'm going to try to sit near him in property and see if he does it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510269)





Date: December 9th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: umm

awesome -- keep us posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4510280)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: umm (nice dream)

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550231)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:31 PM
Author: jakki

unfortunately i did not see him property exam and i do not know if he drew another robot.

i will try to sit near him in K though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550275)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:43 PM
Author: *.*

Perhaps he dropped out. The torts robot must have been piece de resistance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550368)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:25 PM
Author: Remember Sniglets? I do.

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550238)





Date: December 13th, 2005 5:33 PM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

Agreed. I'd love to meet this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4550289)





Date: December 21st, 2005 12:52 PM
Author: ROBOT

Bump for last minute exam takers. The correct answer to today's final is http://www.richardsantos.com/pen%20and%20ink%20art/robot.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4629628)





Date: December 24th, 2005 3:06 AM
Author: WhateverDood

Dood, that is an A+ answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4654100)





Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: jakki (one day i'll think of something to put here)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907657)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: honk if you are nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344784)





Date: January 25th, 2006 8:11 PM
Author: ROBOT

Now that all exams have been turned in, I will reveal the exemplars and not-so exemplars.

A pitiful attempt at robot drawing still earned this student a B+ http://www.lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us/departures/japan1/notebook_umibouzu.jpg

An A- for naming it LegalLad http://www.yssem.com/words/llc/covers_forward/mattman.jpg

An A: http://analogik.com/_images/pic_analogik_proto_big.jpg

An A+: http://www.lmmz.net/pics/drawings/sketch_chained_robot.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#4907745)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:05 PM
Author: honk if you are nigger

baff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343175)





Date: March 15th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: jakki (the real jakki)

yay for my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5343397)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:37 PM
Author: honk if you are nigger

Do you know what he got on the exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5345862)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:50 PM
Author: jakki (the real jakki)

no idea. he's still in my school though so he didnt drop out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346457)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:07 PM
Author: wanksta

that's the guy getting the A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5344788)





Date: March 15th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: 1337

This thread is classic. We need a hall of fame to put threads like these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5346123)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: RegularGuy Redux (sir, we've isolated the "awesome" gene!)

Agreed. In my boredom, I may make an official hall of fame thread for such links.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267707)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:34 PM
Author: Doc Lewis (I'm just a n***a who loves titties)

FINALS BUMP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666379)





Date: April 27th, 2006 6:35 PM
Author: jakki (the real jakki)

lol yay. good call. nothing this good happened today though :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#5666389)





Date: July 7th, 2006 4:25 PM
Author: The California Bar

Nostalgia bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6159858)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:14 PM
Author: Vir.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267659)





Date: July 21st, 2006 3:19 PM
Author: PeterGunz

Ah, an xoxo classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6267697)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:33 PM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

This is seriously one of the best threads ever. I think of it often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355766)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:36 PM
Author: Done and done

Maybe he's fucking the prof and they had an agreement to beat anonymous grading by giving an A+ to the test with a huge robot on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355780)





Date: August 1st, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

Wow. That's never been thought of.

Search "torts robot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6355783)





Date: October 29th, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Zoomtard is the fastest!!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#6883199)





Date: November 20th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: Doogie (My cat can eat a whole watermelon)

bump because finals are coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7033461)





Date: December 15th, 2006 5:47 PM
Author: homunculus
Subject: are you sure it wasn't judge posner

because drawing a picture of judge posner will pretty much guarantee you an "A" on most law school exams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7229440)





Date: December 19th, 2006 10:02 AM
Author: superstudyasian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7256953)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:11 PM
Author: Fuck Law School (suck my dick, assman)

(I)ssue

(R)obot

(A)nalysis

(C)onclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261170)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU! (from the mean streets of West Bloomfield)

seriously underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618495)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: SkyReefer

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019180)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:12 PM
Author: .`

2 years later, still good for teh lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298599)





Date: December 19th, 2006 9:20 PM
Author: Call me Ishmael

as previously hinted, this omnitooled, open-and-shut carpenter, was, after all, no mere machine of an automaton. If he did not have a common soul in him, he had a subtle something that somehow anomalously did its duty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7261237)





Date: April 19th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: Patrick Hamm\'s drippy dick

One of the few great schticks of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9653239)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: [deleted]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383850)





Date: January 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: A horse walks into a bar (is not a GULC student, tyia!)

I miss jakki!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7383857)





Date: February 17th, 2007 2:57 AM
Author: In Soviet Russia, Rule 12 violates YOU! (from the mean streets of West Bloomfield)

Chicago musical bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7618493)





Date: April 6th, 2007 10:26 AM
Author: luaeflasjhdfasdf

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#7883858)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:03 PM
Author: jhgtd5fytf

bump for Anthony's reputation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055012)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: lookthengo (non-trad 0L looking to party)

ty, keep up the good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8055043)





Date: June 7th, 2007 1:54 PM
Author: Carmello Anthony



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226015)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: I am spoof

ty - I missed this one. Completely unrelated to robots, but I was chastised by my boss once for doodling myself into a metal band during an all day conference. Funny thing is, her boss had just complimented me on my doodling prowess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226059)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: The_Whizzer

Torts robot will never be beat on this board. Turns out this was the turning point where this board went down hill. Nothing else could live up to this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226129)





Date: June 7th, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: †† (The Artist Formerly Known as Teen)

Peak xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8227520)





Date: June 7th, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: luaeflasjhdfasdf

I'm doing this on the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8226295)





Date: October 10th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: there\'s a wocket in my pocket

TORTS ROBOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#8753168)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: 1337

bump for any late finals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9019125)





Date: December 19th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: 2) ???? 3) PROFIT! (subtle LSAT troll )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9049102)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:17 PM
Author: Sweep the Leg Johnny

help me, torts robot, you're my only hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652271)





Date: April 19th, 2008 6:19 PM
Author: fiveten

how does thread have so few posts, and how come i haven't posted in it yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652276)





Date: April 19th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: chris quinn

this thread is 3 years old and still semi-relevant/most historic posts in XO history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652776)





Date: April 19th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: VandyOrDie

The Tortfeasor v3.2 helped me get biglaw! thank you tortfeasor!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9652935)





Date: May 8th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: GOLD PLATED CADILLAC COSMETIC SURGERY

Don't worry, the dood probably got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756284)





Date: May 8th, 2008 8:34 PM
Author: Procrastinating 2L (Me, Jay Hova)

http://www.megomuseum.com/teevee/images/robot.jpg

Like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9756872)





Date: July 8th, 2008 1:57 PM
Author: ESPECIALLY IN THIS ECONOMY



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#9954560)





Date: October 26th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: .........;.\'\'\'\'\'\'..\'




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10298594)





Date: October 27th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: froodfrood

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=315257&forum_id=2#10301296)