In 5th grade, my best friend died because he was down with Bad Boy Records
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Date: March 14th, 2016 5:29 PM Author: Thriller digit ratio
In 5th grade my best friend and I would take our Walkmans out at recess and listen to the latest from Bad Boy Records and Junior M.A.F.I.A. Whatever Puffy put out, we bought: Biggie, Lil Kim, Mobb Deep, you name it. Hell, we even had a MC Klepto single. And if we saw kids listening to Tupac, we went hard on those west coast motherfuckers. We let them have it. We pulled hair, kicked shins, we even scratched up CDs so they'd skip.
One day, at recess, a masked gunman showed up. He said "where them kids that be talking shit about Outlawz?" We hid behind a dumpster, but fucking Jimmy Gallagher ratted out where we were. I never forgave him.
The gunman walked up to us and said "here's a message from Makavelli!" and then opened fire. I remember getting hit in the shoulder and how it was the worst pain I ever experienced - my next memory is waking up in the hospital.
I was fine: my metal Power Rangers lunchbox had stopped most of the bullets. But my friend didn't make it: he died right there on the playground before the ambulance could even arrive. They never caught the gunman, but I suspect it was E.D.I. Mean.
Back then, we took hip-hop seriously. We weren't just fans: we were PASSIONATE and willing to die for the music we listened to. Kids these days just don't understand it, but I don't blame them. It's the artists that have declined. Nobody would be willing to take a bullet for Drake the way I took a bullet for Biggie.
As for Jimmy Gallagher, he continued to be a kiss-ass who sucked up to any adult in a position of authority he could find. But I got my revenge. In 7th grade, when Jimmy ran for student government Vice President, I filed to run against him. I won a crushing 10-vote victory, and was elected President the next year. I went on to serve in student government in high school and college too, while Jimmy never served in a student government position again.
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Date: September 7th, 2016 1:31 AM Author: Charcoal arousing point prole
damn brother, this story hit me in the feels. I was a WESTCOAST RIDER! My self. May your fiend RIP.
Oh, and this song is an olive branch from WESTCOAST to you the EASTCOAST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsfzAvOrjrc
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Date: March 15th, 2016 6:06 PM Author: Thriller digit ratio
I remember the day hip hop died for me. I was in high school, and two guys who I thought were my friends invited me over to Michael's house to hang out after school.
"What are we doing at Michael's?", I asked
"We be straight thuggin", they replied.
Alright, I was definitely cool with straight thuggin, so I called my mom and told her I'd be home late cuz I was going over to a friend's. She was happy to see me socializing with other kids again.
I go over to Michael's, we go down into his parents basement, there's a big audio system with a 6 CD changer.
And what do they put on? Fucking Ja Rule.
That was neither straight nor thuggin. I was outta there. Came home early, my mom was disappointed, but I know I did the right thing.
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Date: March 15th, 2016 6:29 PM Author: tripping rehab
sounds like your erstwhile enemies Tha Outlawz ain't doin too good:
Members E.D.I. Mean
Young Noble
Past members Tupac Shakur (deceased)
Yaki Kadafi (deceased)
Hussein Fatal (deceased)
Napoleon
Mussolini
Komani
Kastro
Storm
Two months after the death of Shakur, Kadafi was killed in a housing project in New Jersey; after two years, Napoleon convinced his cousin to turn himself in for shooting Kadafi.
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Date: April 27th, 2016 7:45 AM Author: Hilarious pontificating menage
In fifth grade, kids called me "fag," which was remarkable - they knew I was gay before I did!
Weird.
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Date: April 27th, 2016 9:49 PM Author: Irradiated beta school
I think my high school bf dated me just cause I was black
he was really into rap and hip hop, would download mixtapes and freestyles before it was common to do so
he also fancied himself to be some sort of "drug dealer" even tho he only old weed and pills to our friends
I think he felt being with a black chick made him more "hard" or real or whatever
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Date: September 7th, 2016 1:32 AM Author: Charcoal arousing point prole
WESTSYYYYYYDE !
ayo lemme be your black superman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ1F56H1jrA
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