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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
flame?
Fear-inspiring casino
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Rose thriller ticket booth
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
ungodly university cuckoldry
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duck-like mother lodge
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Magical Windowlicker Masturbator
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Sticky Garrison
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Shivering stage
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lake chapel volcanic crater
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lake chapel volcanic crater
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jesus christ op is dead here
Hairless Range
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Dead boltzmann
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Magenta useless point
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lake chapel volcanic crater
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Sexy Wild Stead Therapy
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lemon ceo
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Hyperventilating Olive Library
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ivory hospital internal respiration
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Unhinged toaster nursing home
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elite marketing idea
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soul-stirring translucent state
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lake chapel volcanic crater
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Zippy Step-uncle's House
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Sinister rehab associate
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irradiated address
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nudist main people
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Splenetic church building twinkling uncleanness
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
Cordovan double fault locale
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
At-the-ready weed whacker
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Curious Crimson Athletic Conference Hominid
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
:(
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
lollll
appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
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Supple sienna hall pisswyrm
  08/16/16
Lol
Hyperventilating Olive Library
  08/17/16
LMAO
Magical Windowlicker Masturbator
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stimulating plaza dopamine
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ivory hospital internal respiration
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narrow-minded school cafeteria regret
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
duck-like mother lodge
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lemon ceo
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
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hot slate persian
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
my god man
motley theater stage sneaky criminal
  09/09/16
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lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
yes
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
lake chapel volcanic crater
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On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
motley theater stage sneaky criminal
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
razzle-dazzle cyan temple wrinkle
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
Odious House
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Hilarious fishy tanning salon
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it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
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lol this
hot slate persian
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Navy vivacious business firm
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"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
Gay Quadroon
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indecent factory reset button
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spit water out irl
Jade idiotic nowag reading party
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Charismatic electric furnace
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haha
Razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap
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lol
Shivering stage
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Dead boltzmann
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Tyft
Wonderful dark public bath
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Lol
Hyperventilating Olive Library
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Magical Windowlicker Masturbator
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passionate opaque hell
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stimulating plaza dopamine
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shimmering location
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180
Racy tank
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Vibrant legend meetinghouse
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Splenetic church building twinkling uncleanness
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
Unhinged toaster nursing home
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Ouch
adventurous corner
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
provocative greedy theatre
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
provocative greedy theatre
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Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
ocher ape
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...
Fragrant indian lodge roommate
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
lake chapel volcanic crater
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*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
Gay Quadroon
  08/16/16
ok fine.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Laughsome abode milk
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
impertinent corn cake
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
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...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
Odious House
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
lake chapel volcanic crater
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explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
Charismatic electric furnace
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Fragrant indian lodge roommate
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LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
duck-like mother lodge
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appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
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cerebral mewling telephone
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Anal church
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The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
ocher ape
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
Charismatic electric furnace
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He's outta here!
ocher ape
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
heady brunch organic girlfriend
  08/16/16
Lol cr
Hyperventilating Olive Library
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Very tactful bat-shit-crazy school fortuitous meteor
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...
Rose thriller ticket booth
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This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
Slap-happy piazza toilet seat
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
Slap-happy piazza toilet seat
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
Slap-happy piazza toilet seat
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
Odious House
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap
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Love it
Bright disrespectful box office sound barrier
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
salmon senate
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...
Shivering stage
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3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Twisted National Tattoo
  08/16/16
lol
Slap-happy piazza toilet seat
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
adventurous corner
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
brother. brother
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
Fragrant indian lodge roommate
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
Fragrant indian lodge roommate
  08/16/16
...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
lol
Slap-happy piazza toilet seat
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
ocher ape
  08/16/16
lmao
Anal church
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
Odious House
  08/16/16
...
soul-stirring translucent state
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
pontificating flesh genital piercing
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
Slap-happy piazza toilet seat
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Anal church
  08/16/16
...
Hyperventilating Olive Library
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...
motley theater stage sneaky criminal
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
adventurous corner
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
ocher ape
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
Awful flame
narrow-minded school cafeteria regret
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Sticky Garrison
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
salmon senate
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
salmon senate
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Maize Bawdyhouse Cuck
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
lake chapel volcanic crater
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https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Anal church
  08/16/16
...
appetizing violent sweet tailpipe
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
Gay Quadroon
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
adventurous corner
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
Gay Quadroon
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
narrow-minded school cafeteria regret
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Maize Bawdyhouse Cuck
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
cerebral mewling telephone
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
Flirting cuckold native
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
alcoholic preventive strike
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
Flirting cuckold native
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
alcoholic preventive strike
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
exciting station messiness
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
Charismatic electric furnace
  08/16/16
Cr
Hyperventilating Olive Library
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
Insane Institution Idiot
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Self-centered den
  08/16/16
...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
adventurous corner
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Big coffee pot keepsake machete
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/16/16
This
Hyperventilating Olive Library
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Hairraiser rusted parlor stain
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
Citrine boyish jewess
  08/16/16
...
duck-like mother lodge
  08/16/16
This is not why
disgusting yellow national security agency psychic
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
concupiscible coldplay fan old irish cottage
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
Thirsty green trailer park roast beef
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
painfully honest scarlet knife
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Hairless Range
  08/17/16
...
Sexy Wild Stead Therapy
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
arousing angry pervert potus
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
Startling market headpube
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
floppy stag film stock car
  08/17/16
lulz
aquamarine vengeful pit jap
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
aquamarine vengeful pit jap
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
galvanic topaz gay wizard
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
arousing angry pervert potus
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
galvanic topaz gay wizard
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Hyperventilating Olive Library
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
narrow-minded school cafeteria regret
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
galvanic topaz gay wizard
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
arousing angry pervert potus
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Sexy Wild Stead Therapy
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
floppy stag film stock car
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
aquamarine vengeful pit jap
  08/17/16
...
Insanely creepy gas station
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
bossy dingle berry affirmative action
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
bossy dingle berry affirmative action
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/17/16
Better?
bossy dingle berry affirmative action
  08/17/16
brother
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/17/16
FINE
bossy dingle berry affirmative action
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
passionate opaque hell
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/17/16
*prints out thread* *puts paper into "Asian Mental I...
talented base codepig
  08/17/16
great thread
ivory hospital internal respiration
  08/17/16
The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. ...
razzle godawful depressive
  08/17/16
tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he w...
Startling market headpube
  08/17/16
i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not buste...
lake chapel volcanic crater
  08/17/16
lol.
stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  08/17/16
That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say ...
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UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes t...
lake chapel volcanic crater
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You are going to break the autism detector
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no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her bec...
lake chapel volcanic crater
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Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-...
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I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
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stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman
  10/02/16
Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring casino

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: Rose thriller ticket booth



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: ungodly university cuckoldry

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Magical Windowlicker Masturbator



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: cerebral mewling telephone



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: ultramarine center yarmulke



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:20 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:10 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: aromatic mauve french chef



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:12 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:35 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199811)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199816)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199817)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199819)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200588)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Hairless Range

jesus christ op is dead here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Dead boltzmann



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:16 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:18 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204500)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Sexy Wild Stead Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204504)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: lemon ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204597)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:42 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Olive Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204694)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: ivory hospital internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204954)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: Unhinged toaster nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204961)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: stimulating plaza dopamine



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:58 AM
Author: elite marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205278)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring translucent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205452)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217805)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:23 PM
Author: Zippy Step-uncle's House



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Sinister rehab associate



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: irradiated address



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: nudist main people



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Splenetic church building twinkling uncleanness



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Cordovan double fault locale

Holy shit wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: At-the-ready weed whacker

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Curious Crimson Athletic Conference Hominid

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

no pretty hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe

lollll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Supple sienna hall pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Olive Library

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204712)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Magical Windowlicker Masturbator

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204858)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:28 AM
Author: stimulating plaza dopamine



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: ivory hospital internal respiration



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded school cafeteria regret



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: lemon ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204602)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: hot slate persian



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

all tinder is pnd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: motley theater stage sneaky criminal

my god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198846)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: motley theater stage sneaky criminal

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cyan temple wrinkle

(Facebook stalker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe

these arent bad bro, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Odious House

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Hilarious fishy tanning salon

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: hot slate persian

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Navy vivacious business firm



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Gay Quadroon

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: indecent factory reset button



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Jade idiotic nowag reading party

spit water out irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Shivering stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: Dead boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Wonderful dark public bath

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Olive Library

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Magical Windowlicker Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: passionate opaque hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: stimulating plaza dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: shimmering location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Racy tank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: Vibrant legend meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Splenetic church building twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Unhinged toaster nursing home

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: adventurous corner

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: provocative greedy theatre

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: provocative greedy theatre

Learn some better jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: ocher ape

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Gay Quadroon

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

ok fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Laughsome abode milk

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: impertinent corn cake

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Odious House

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: cerebral mewling telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Anal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: ocher ape

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: ocher ape

He's outta here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: heady brunch organic girlfriend

This. Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Olive Library

Lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Very tactful bat-shit-crazy school fortuitous meteor

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: Rose thriller ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Slap-happy piazza toilet seat

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Slap-happy piazza toilet seat

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Slap-happy piazza toilet seat

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Odious House

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

I love her legs too. FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap

yeah nice slender legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Bright disrespectful box office sound barrier

Love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: salmon senate

omg lol our kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Shivering stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Twisted National Tattoo

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Slap-happy piazza toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: adventurous corner

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

brother. brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge roommate

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

cool thanks. will try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Fragrant indian lodge roommate

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Slap-happy piazza toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: ocher ape

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Anal church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Odious House

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring translucent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: pontificating flesh genital piercing

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Slap-happy piazza toilet seat

jesus she's a 5 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Anal church

try "fucky fucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Olive Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: motley theater stage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: adventurous corner

i think thats too aggressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: ocher ape

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded school cafeteria regret

Awful flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Sticky Garrison

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: salmon senate

she doesn't look humorous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: salmon senate

lol way to read the room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

You should have opened with "No U"!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Maize Bawdyhouse Cuck

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Anal church

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: appetizing violent sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Gay Quadroon

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: adventurous corner

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Gay Quadroon

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: narrow-minded school cafeteria regret

Cr, he never went to stanford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Maize Bawdyhouse Cuck

I thought it was doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

also possible, he's been posting actively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mad-dog skullcap

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: cerebral mewling telephone

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

IGWC has some good ones too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Flirting cuckold native

Is OP dvp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: alcoholic preventive strike

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Flirting cuckold native

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: alcoholic preventive strike

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: exciting station messiness

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Olive Library

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Insane Institution Idiot

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Self-centered den

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge

Yes... don't overthink it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: adventurous corner

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Big coffee pot keepsake machete

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

ljl at this paranoia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Olive Library

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser rusted parlor stain

get a fresh haircut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Citrine boyish jewess

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: duck-like mother lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: disgusting yellow national security agency psychic

This is not why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: concupiscible coldplay fan old irish cottage

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Thirsty green trailer park roast beef

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: painfully honest scarlet knife

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Hairless Range

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Sexy Wild Stead Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: arousing angry pervert potus

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Startling market headpube

best thread in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: floppy stag film stock car

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: aquamarine vengeful pit jap

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: aquamarine vengeful pit jap

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: galvanic topaz gay wizard

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: arousing angry pervert potus

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: galvanic topaz gay wizard

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Olive Library

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: narrow-minded school cafeteria regret

Shut up chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: galvanic topaz gay wizard

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: arousing angry pervert potus

Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2973264&mc=29&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Sexy Wild Stead Therapy

you guys will never get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

next time, say something about europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: floppy stag film stock car

she sounds lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: aquamarine vengeful pit jap

trade secrets, my chigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Insanely creepy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: bossy dingle berry affirmative action

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: bossy dingle berry affirmative action

why should I edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: bossy dingle berry affirmative action

Better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: bossy dingle berry affirmative action

FINE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: passionate opaque hell

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

(classic Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: talented base codepig

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: ivory hospital internal respiration

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: razzle godawful depressive

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Startling market headpube

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: mustard fanboi private investor

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: Vigorous maniacal rigpig site

You are going to break the autism detector

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: lake chapel volcanic crater

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cyan temple wrinkle

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Splenetic church building twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: exhilarant field sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: motley theater stage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Sinister rehab associate

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Buff 180 Property Karate

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: stirring misanthropic faggot firefighter skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: federal shrine

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)