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anyone here suck at video game boss fights growing up?

talking like classic 2D shit. I can take most of them, becau...
Bateful degenerate cruise ship
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medicated sadistic pistol station
  10/19/16
sounds like you have no patience.
vengeful maize masturbator house
  10/19/16
I'm literally 5th-10th percentile in patience, maybe lower.
Bateful degenerate cruise ship
  10/19/16
well, you'd be fine playing today's video games, which don't...
vengeful maize masturbator house
  10/19/16
I basically only like retro or retro-style games. fortunatel...
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Gay locus
  10/19/16
sounds like you are NOT ASIAN.
Diverse Gas Station Stain
  10/19/16
I thought I was good at video games until I played with/agai...
Razzmatazz Ruddy Dysfunction
  10/19/16
they have telepathic powers
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stirring talking brunch
  05/13/17
Good poast moniker synergy
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medicated sadistic pistol station
  10/20/16
nowags would be incredible athletes if they werent pathetic ...
talented trailer park tattoo
  10/20/16
they are a profoundly gifted race.
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Razzmatazz Ruddy Dysfunction
  10/20/16
Asians are the race with the most aptitude for piloting figh...
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if an asian and a black ever interbred their offspring would...
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Laughsome flushed lay dopamine
  11/19/18
To be clear, you mean a black MAN and asian Woman.
haunting toilet seat deer antler
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Death in Castlevania 1 fucked me up every time
curious cowardly address
  10/19/16
That game and ninja garden and contra were impossible
Razzmatazz Ruddy Dysfunction
  10/19/16
lol ninja garden
vivacious shitlib hell
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? it was a 180 game bro using ur katana to chop up roses n s...
Razzmatazz Ruddy Dysfunction
  10/19/16
contra wasn't impossible
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Bateful degenerate cruise ship
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I was good at these when I was younger but stink now. Had t...
sable swashbuckling weed whacker
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Stick with it. Very rewarding
vengeful maize masturbator house
  10/20/16
I had to call some Nintendo hotline just to beat Final Fanta...
zippy dun area
  10/20/16
Flame, what couldn't you figure out? Where the fairy was?
Startled whorehouse mood
  11/19/18
also, slightly bizarre schtick.
medicated sadistic pistol station
  10/20/16
just an evening's contemplation on this world of experience ...
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yep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QL4mtF44eI
Cyan set patrolman
  12/13/16
crazy
Bateful degenerate cruise ship
  12/13/16
getting my ass kicked in La-Mulana right now and thought abo...
Bateful degenerate cruise ship
  05/13/17
bump for twins
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  11/19/18
I could easily get to Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's punchout. I...
Charcoal theater stage
  11/19/18
I would love to see some huge study that charted people who ...
Olive vigorous round eye
  11/19/18
Zelda 2: Adventures of Link epitomizes this. You get 3 l...
Pearl nofapping ladyboy plaza
  11/19/18
Plenty of people managed to finish Zelda II
Startled whorehouse mood
  11/19/18
I watched an impressive speed run recently. It looked easy b...
Ruby provocative sound barrier
  11/19/18
Pumos using a game genie? Shocker.
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Gay locus
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Hey FUCK YOU pal
galvanic nubile abode
  11/19/18
I beat it as a 5th grader at home. Also my buddy got to ...
Charcoal theater stage
  11/19/18
180
Bateful degenerate cruise ship
  12/07/18
you mean dark link? just force him into corner. hes broken, ...
talented trailer park tattoo
  12/12/18
I make my husband kill bosses for me so I can enjoy rest of ...
swollen nursing home
  11/19/18
sounds like OP should immediately take up cuphead
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  12/07/18
ty good call
Bateful degenerate cruise ship
  12/07/18
getting into this now, wholly shit 180
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  04/12/19
I beat the classic mega man games back in the day, although ...
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yeah i think megaman is pretty easy, despite having a reputa...
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My remembered difficulty often differs greatly from actual d...
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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:20 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

talking like classic 2D shit. I can take most of them, because they're designed to not be too hard, but some stuff really throws me. I can't stand when you have to let the boss go through his whole loop just to get a chance to attack him, and when I'm getting damaged I just double down.

basically I'm like a cat who dashes across the street when he sees a car coming instead of waiting for the car to pass -- I'm engaged in doing something (attacking the boss) and when unexpected pressure is put on me my response is DO IT HARDER. it just feels more concrete to react that way, with increased emotional intensity, rather than focusing on dodging, which is the way to win. dodging isn't directly rewarding the way attacking is, so even though you'll always eventually win if you don't get hit, I would never put that principle into practice because just dodging stuff and treading water doesn't feel like anything to me.

I could never derive any satisfaction from exercising that kind of discipline. the basic lesson of video game bosses -- that patience is a weapon -- was somehow always lost on me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31680963)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:20 PM
Author: medicated sadistic pistol station



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:21 PM
Author: vengeful maize masturbator house

sounds like you have no patience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31680975)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

I'm literally 5th-10th percentile in patience, maybe lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31680983)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:26 PM
Author: vengeful maize masturbator house

well, you'd be fine playing today's video games, which don't require much patience. just tap a button on cue (they're called "quick time events")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31681029)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:29 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

I basically only like retro or retro-style games. fortunately many are easy, and now that I'm an adult I can master the hard ones if I'm motivated enough. the amount of concentration some of them demand is seriously surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31681064)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:21 PM
Author: Gay locus



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Diverse Gas Station Stain

sounds like you are NOT ASIAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31680995)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Ruddy Dysfunction

I thought I was good at video games until I played with/against some nowag friends. Very depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31681011)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Diverse Gas Station Stain

they have telepathic powers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31681077)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 2:40 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship



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Date: May 13th, 2017 1:33 AM
Author: stirring talking brunch



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Gay locus

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263404)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 2:40 AM
Author: medicated sadistic pistol station



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Date: October 20th, 2016 2:44 AM
Author: talented trailer park tattoo

nowags would be incredible athletes if they werent pathetic physical specimens. off the charts spatial ability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31686714)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

they are a profoundly gifted race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31686751)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 7:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Ruddy Dysfunction



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Date: October 20th, 2016 7:54 AM
Author: charismatic yarmulke

Asians are the race with the most aptitude for piloting fighter planes. (See Vietnam War)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31687025)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 5:37 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

if an asian and a black ever interbred their offspring would probably dominate at some random sport you'd never even think of. like golf or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#32127047)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Laughsome flushed lay dopamine



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Date: November 19th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: haunting toilet seat deer antler

To be clear, you mean a black MAN and asian Woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37264416)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: curious cowardly address

Death in Castlevania 1 fucked me up every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31681016)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Ruddy Dysfunction

That game and ninja garden and contra were impossible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31681055)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: vivacious shitlib hell

lol ninja garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31681091)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Ruddy Dysfunction

? it was a 180 game bro using ur katana to chop up roses n stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31681262)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Charcoal theater stage

contra wasn't impossible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263402)



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Date: October 19th, 2016 6:52 PM
Author: Tripping sapphire stag film coffee pot



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Date: October 19th, 2016 7:30 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship



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Date: October 19th, 2016 7:37 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship



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Date: October 19th, 2016 7:38 PM
Author: obsidian volcanic crater becky



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Date: October 19th, 2016 10:54 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship



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Date: October 19th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship



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Date: October 19th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: sable swashbuckling weed whacker

I was good at these when I was younger but stink now. Had to give up on Dark Souls and Bloodborne.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31685180)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: vengeful maize masturbator house

Stick with it. Very rewarding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31686693)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: zippy dun area

I had to call some Nintendo hotline just to beat Final Fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31686694)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Startled whorehouse mood

Flame, what couldn't you figure out? Where the fairy was?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263641)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 2:47 AM
Author: medicated sadistic pistol station

also, slightly bizarre schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31686720)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

just an evening's contemplation on this world of experience brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#31686752)



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Date: October 20th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship



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Date: October 21st, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship



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Date: December 13th, 2016 5:38 AM
Author: Cyan set patrolman

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#32127048)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 5:41 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship



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Date: December 13th, 2016 5:43 AM
Author: Cyan set patrolman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QL4mtF44eI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#32127053)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 5:48 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#32127057)



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Date: May 13th, 2017 1:31 AM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

getting my ass kicked in La-Mulana right now and thought about this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#33295173)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship
Subject: bump for twins

fwiw, I am a lot better about this now (both in gaems and IRL). having basic self-discipline is nice, only took me around 29 years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263274)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Charcoal theater stage

I could easily get to Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's punchout. I could even last a round or two with him. One time it I got him down to a millimeter of life left and just needed one more punch for a TKO, and he uppercutted me and ended the match. I never once beat him. Pissed me off, tried for like a year.

Also got to the end of paper mario on gamecube but couldn't beat the final boss because I didn't upgrade one particular skill enough during the game. Tried over and over, finally gave up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263397)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Olive vigorous round eye

I would love to see some huge study that charted people who could beat Mike Tyson in 87-89 and that were in elementary school and overall life outcomes (married v single, income, mental health, SAT scores, etc.). It seems like a near perfect grit test for people of our age cohort bc video games in the home console format were still so new and so you just had to brute force your way to victory. OTOH, it strongly correlates to latch key kids/kids who had very little adult supervision and could get away with playing nintendo for 15+ hours a week for months on end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263460)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Pearl nofapping ladyboy plaza

Zelda 2: Adventures of Link epitomizes this.

You get 3 lives to make it through a level and get to the final tboss. Usually you have 1-2 lives left and lucky to have full health and magic bars. Then it's on and your timing has to be perfect because the boys can kill you with 5-8 hits whereas you have to hit him 15-20 times and at specific times and vulnerabilities.

Virtually impossible to be without game genie or save state emulators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263606)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Startled whorehouse mood

Plenty of people managed to finish Zelda II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263650)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Ruby provocative sound barrier

I watched an impressive speed run recently. It looked easy but probably wasn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263814)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Glittery salmon chapel mother

Pumos using a game genie? Shocker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37263655)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Gay locus



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Date: November 19th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: galvanic nubile abode

Hey FUCK YOU pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37264411)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Charcoal theater stage

I beat it as a 5th grader at home.

Also my buddy got to the end but couldn't figure out how to beat it. In front of like 20 yelling bros at his birthday party, I beat it again. People were high fiving and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37264394)



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Date: December 7th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37367745)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: talented trailer park tattoo

you mean dark link? just force him into corner. hes broken, can beat him without getting hit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37398330)



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Date: November 19th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: swollen nursing home

I make my husband kill bosses for me so I can enjoy rest of the game without being bothered with the patience you refer to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37264502)



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Date: December 7th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: peach appetizing feces elastic band

sounds like OP should immediately take up cuphead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37367788)



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Date: December 7th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

ty good call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37368599)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Bateful degenerate cruise ship

getting into this now, wholly shit 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#38081580)



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Date: December 7th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Free-loading lilac tank idiot

I beat the classic mega man games back in the day, although I considered them extremely hard. These days I find them pretty easy. There are a lot of old 2D games that we're just straight up broken though, all of the mega mans are fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37368685)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: talented trailer park tattoo

yeah i think megaman is pretty easy, despite having a reputation for being really hard. TONS of harder 2D games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37398339)



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Date: December 7th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Tripping sapphire stag film coffee pot



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Date: December 7th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Free-loading lilac tank idiot

My remembered difficulty often differs greatly from actual difficulty of games. Guardian Legend seemed hard as fuck back in the day, but a couple of years ago I completely wrekt it in an afternoon without cheating or save states. And I was able to down UN Squadron as well even though I could never beat that back in the day. The Zelda games just pissed me off when I tried to pick them up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3392024&forum_id=2#37368796)