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dorks and betas of XO, describe your meager "alpha" moments.

probably the most aggressive thing I've ever done to a stran...
mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park
  01/19/17
i imagined that i said something unkind to an alpha chad
Shivering balding step-uncle's house dopamine
  01/19/17
I once was invited to a party at a black fraternity, knowing...
slippery gay wizard
  01/19/17
this thread is for dorks and betas ONLY.
mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park
  01/19/17
okay, but I don't think I'm really a Chad either. I guess I...
slippery gay wizard
  01/19/17
normal = pretty much a mix of everything?
Excitant mood antidepressant drug
  01/19/17
*ass kicking
orchid principal's office
  04/05/18
...
pearly floppy box office
  01/19/17
...
Bull headed amber voyeur
  04/05/18
180
Maize Selfie Faggotry
  01/19/17
wow, a false and highly contrived story from denecrane where...
Excitant mood antidepressant drug
  01/19/17
lmao
Bull headed amber voyeur
  04/05/18
...
lavender tanning salon keepsake machete
  04/05/18
I told a Chad to leave my store after he insulted a cashier ...
fluffy passionate digit ratio
  01/19/17
nice
mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park
  01/19/17
threatening to call the police = the most bitchmade faggot s...
pearly floppy box office
  01/19/17
...
Swollen university weed whacker
  04/05/18
I have hidden forceful rage that occasionally comes out and ...
Violent Flesh Mexican
  01/19/17
180
mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park
  01/19/17
The funny thing is I have never been in a real fight outside...
Violent Flesh Mexican
  01/19/17
We'd be friends. I like your style.
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
ty friend
Violent Flesh Mexican
  01/19/17
total number of girls fucked = 400+
self-absorbed preventive strike
  01/19/17
I think ur an ok dood, but ljl if u think u are any less bro...
pearly floppy box office
  01/19/17
While being escorted from a Michelin starred restaurant for ...
180 Maroon Ticket Booth Karate
  01/19/17
...
Rusted stage toilet seat
  01/19/17
...
comical theater
  01/20/17
...
misanthropic school jewess
  04/05/18
Accidentally spoke to a female friend in an abrasive manner ...
Crystalline Den Puppy
  01/19/17
haha
Rusted stage toilet seat
  01/19/17
Draft email to partner - Ok. Will do! Yes, very manly
Up-to-no-good stirring theater stage
  01/19/17
...
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
calling flame on the last part
Milky at-the-ready library
  01/19/17
Charleston in the late 90's was pretty amazing. The bars ha...
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
i mean i don't doubt you fucked in the bathroom but ive neve...
Milky at-the-ready library
  01/19/17
You know what, it's the first and last time I'd ever seen it...
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
u went to Citadel ? this explains a lot (not a ding, but u s...
pearly floppy box office
  01/19/17
...
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
I’m related to someone who holds an all time football record...
orchid principal's office
  04/05/18
9513948192834129834789743126
Irate nursing home
  01/19/17
jesus. this is insanely alpha.
Territorial Shrine
  01/19/17
I think of days like that when my wife is screaming at me fo...
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
What happened bro? You fuck someone in a public bathroom?
Up-to-no-good stirring theater stage
  01/19/17
Cliffs on what we missed?
orchid principal's office
  04/05/18
In college, Some morbidly obese kid somehow had it out for m...
Cruel-hearted Hall
  01/19/17
I like it. The first one was 180
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
lol niggers gonna nig
pearly floppy box office
  01/19/17
I pinched this one faggots Dick with my ass hold so hard he ...
Zippy flushed dingle berry
  01/19/17
went to bar solo tonite. saw a table by the bar with 3 girl...
Startled Corner
  01/19/17
yes going up to a table of 3 girls solo and asking to sit do...
Onyx disgusting famous landscape painting gas station
  01/19/17
i was having an alpha moment
Startled Corner
  01/19/17
I enjoyed this story
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
it didn't seem right to get # because i was trying to entert...
Startled Corner
  01/19/17
You know what - the company of beautiful women is what makes...
Razzmatazz tan deer antler property
  01/19/17
these girls were young - going to that bar again tomorrow ev...
Startled Corner
  01/19/17
was gonna click cancel but clicked poast instead
Slate piazza
  01/19/17
*hovers over cancel* "fuck libs"
Misunderstood plum nowag area
  01/20/17
...
Irate nursing home
  01/20/17
...
180 Maroon Ticket Booth Karate
  01/20/17
...
Swollen university weed whacker
  04/05/18
...
Harsh bipolar private investor
  04/05/18
Was riding my bike at seven years old in the neighborhood wh...
Alcoholic fat ankles french chef
  01/20/17
lol this is fucking great
Irate nursing home
  01/20/17
180
crusty hairy legs
  01/20/17
...
mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park
  01/20/17
voted for trump.
Laughsome dilemma cumskin
  01/20/17
I was hanging out in the library after lunch with a bunch of...
low-t national jap
  01/20/17
I was at a bar the other night, and ordered a bombay seltzer...
Onyx disgusting famous landscape painting gas station
  04/05/18
One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend in...
Titillating native
  04/05/18
on election night 2016, my drunk as fuck co-partner (working...
Rambunctious business firm police squad
  04/05/18
...
Supple market
  04/05/18
Sweet
orchid principal's office
  04/05/18
airbnb business
irradiated sweet tailpipe hominid
  04/05/18
Went to an Easter service last weekend and parked on a side ...
Electric Twinkling Uncleanness Main People
  04/05/18
Was driving home and approaching a 4-way stop when I noticed...
vigorous sapphire theatre half-breed
  04/05/18
I got to top my bottom dad but only under the condition that...
Harsh bipolar private investor
  04/05/18
one time this guy in a line of cars merging onto the highway...
Razzle Rose Public Bath Ape
  04/05/18


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Date: January 19th, 2017 7:57 PM
Author: mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park

probably the most aggressive thing I've ever done to a stranger was when I was in college and I yelled "FREEBIRD!" at a guy with an acoustic guitar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410239)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 7:58 PM
Author: Shivering balding step-uncle's house dopamine

i imagined that i said something unkind to an alpha chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410250)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: slippery gay wizard

I once was invited to a party at a black fraternity, knowing only one guy and being literally the only white person there.

He said hey when I showed up, pointed me to the drinks, then pretty much left me alone for most of the night.

I spotted a cute WOC and went in for the kill. Chatted her up for like 10 minutes, started grinding with her, noticed a ton of black dudes eyeing me suspiciously, started making out with her, one guy comes up aggressively and asks me what I think I'm doing with this girl, white boy.

I'm like "what's it look like, man? we're just having a good time."

He looks like he's thinking about pushing me or something. Girl steps between us and is like "Chill out, he's cool, I like him."

Guy walks off in a huff. She says "he's just jealous because he's always wanted to fuck me."

Went home with her shortly after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410308)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:05 PM
Author: mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park

this thread is for dorks and betas ONLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410326)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: slippery gay wizard

okay, but I don't think I'm really a Chad either. I guess I'm just "normal"

Plus, in this situation, although I did stand my ground initially, it was mostly the chick who prevented the fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410353)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Excitant mood antidepressant drug

normal = pretty much a mix of everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412179)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: orchid principal's office

*ass kicking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772842)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: pearly floppy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411339)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Bull headed amber voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772755)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: Maize Selfie Faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411540)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Excitant mood antidepressant drug

wow, a false and highly contrived story from denecrane where the narrative ends with him fucking an attractive girl without putting in more than a few moments of effort. what an a crazy digression from his normal poasting!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412186)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Bull headed amber voyeur

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772759)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: lavender tanning salon keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772783)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: fluffy passionate digit ratio

I told a Chad to leave my store after he insulted a cashier once. I stood my ground and told him I was calling the police if he didn't leave. He left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410347)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410369)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: pearly floppy box office

threatening to call the police = the most bitchmade faggot shit in the world

very unalpha to have Chads come in to do ur dirty work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411343)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Swollen university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772769)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: Violent Flesh Mexican

I have hidden forceful rage that occasionally comes out and shocks people. One time a housemate who was about 6 inches taller than me and not huge but cut started being rude to my girlfriend, basically telling her to shut up because he was trying to sleep even though it was 10AM. I suddenly got up in his face like "DON'T FUCKING TALK TO HER LIKE THAT!" and he was visibly shaking and backed down. GF said it was "hot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410354)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410367)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Violent Flesh Mexican

The funny thing is I have never been in a real fight outside of elementary school and would probably would have gotten my ass kicked if I had gone through with a fight( at least back then before I started lifting). But I like to think of manhood as being like a poker game, they don't always know what you're holding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410430)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property

We'd be friends. I like your style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410827)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Violent Flesh Mexican

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411683)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed preventive strike

total number of girls fucked = 400+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410437)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: pearly floppy box office

I think ur an ok dood, but ljl if u think u are any less broken than the $kankiest Tinderella

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411352)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: 180 Maroon Ticket Booth Karate

While being escorted from a Michelin starred restaurant for being 5'9, I screamed "this isn't the last you've seen of me. I'll sue you all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410803)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Rusted stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410862)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: comical theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413760)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: misanthropic school jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772996)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:03 PM
Author: Crystalline Den Puppy

Accidentally spoke to a female friend in an abrasive manner to try to get her to shut up bc I was concentrating on drafting email to partner on blackberry and she said I was being very direct/masculine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410830)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:07 PM
Author: Rusted stage toilet seat

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410865)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good stirring theater stage

Draft email to partner - Ok. Will do!

Yes, very manly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412214)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410884)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: Milky at-the-ready library

calling flame on the last part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410905)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property

Charleston in the late 90's was pretty amazing. The bars had no closing times on Friday night so this was probably 3 am, nothing but a bunch of crazy South Carolina fuckers out there. Also, the girl was a little 'wide in the waist,' so she was right my speed by then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410953)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Milky at-the-ready library

i mean i don't doubt you fucked in the bathroom but ive never seen anyone in public w just body paint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410972)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property

You know what, it's the first and last time I'd ever seen it in public. She was painted blue from head to toe, only panties on. Big fat titties just swinging in the wind.

Fucking college.

People ask me - did you do crazy shit at Citadel? I don't know how to answer that question sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410989)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: pearly floppy box office

u went to Citadel ? this explains a lot (not a ding, but u seem very di$ciplined)

describe: the hazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411363)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411811)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: orchid principal's office

I’m related to someone who holds an all time football record at the citadel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772945)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Irate nursing home

9513948192834129834789743126

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32410949)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Territorial Shrine

jesus. this is insanely alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411378)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property

I think of days like that when my wife is screaming at me for something like leaving dishes in the sink, I haven't been laid in more than a month, and I can't help but think that things have have gone downhill. (that day of reflection was today, btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411869)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good stirring theater stage

What happened bro? You fuck someone in a public bathroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412226)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: orchid principal's office

Cliffs on what we missed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772953)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Hall

In college, Some morbidly obese kid somehow had it out for me. He was the qb for an intramerual team that I happened to get lucky in the championship game 2 years in a row. Once, I picked him off in the end zone for the last play of the game. Next year, I sacked his fat ass after he took too long to pass the ball. He got so pissed, he punted the ball out of the field and got ejected for the remaining 2 seconds.

Anyways, later that year, some friend and I were eating lunch, dude came up and was talking to a friend of mine and I chimed in w some joke that he got pissed at. He muttered under his breath. I was like what's that? He said nothing. I'm like no what's that you said. He goes "sometimes I feel like beating your ass." Without flinching, I say "I'm more worried about you eating my ass than beating it." Everyone at the table stifles a laugh as he gets up and leaves in a huff.

I worked a chick fil a one spring break back from college. I'd done so in hs and the owner liked me so he let me come back and earn some money. Black guy comes in after wed already turned off the fryers and all for the night. He orders a chick fil a w cheese (most black ppl ordered this for some reason). Girl upfront says we only have cold stuff and guy gets pissed. Demands she give the managers name. I come out and He's like yeah what's the owners name. Then says his lawyer is gonna call us. I'm like "for what? Dude get a life". He says it's not about the food. Obviously he thinks it becaus he's black . Then He's like what's your name?? I tell him to look at my name tag. He says you just lost your job. I tell him it's my last day anyways. He's like "yeah I know". I say "yeah I know". He stands there then pulls out a cell phone like he's calling someone. He never called the number we gave him. Just some scamster trying to get a free sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411171)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property

I like it. The first one was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411367)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: pearly floppy box office

lol niggers gonna nig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411381)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Zippy flushed dingle berry

I pinched this one faggots Dick with my ass hold so hard he came way too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411398)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: Startled Corner

went to bar solo tonite. saw a table by the bar with 3 girls who looked about 22, and was like fuck it. i asked if i could join them, they said sure, and i took a seat. talked for like 20 minutes about school/jobs but then their other girlfriend came and they were just girl-talking about so-and-so and i dipped. didn't get any digits but good confidence booster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411520)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Onyx disgusting famous landscape painting gas station

yes going up to a table of 3 girls solo and asking to sit down is beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411609)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Startled Corner

i was having an alpha moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32411625)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property

I enjoyed this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412136)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Startled Corner

it didn't seem right to get # because i was trying to entertain the whole group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412143)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz tan deer antler property

You know what - the company of beautiful women is what makes life worth living, and it's alpha to enjoy that pleasure in any way that you desire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412155)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Startled Corner

these girls were young - going to that bar again tomorrow even though i hate that bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412194)



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Date: January 19th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Slate piazza

was gonna click cancel but clicked poast instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412158)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Misunderstood plum nowag area

*hovers over cancel* "fuck libs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412413)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 3:18 AM
Author: Irate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413055)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: 180 Maroon Ticket Booth Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413742)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: Swollen university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772771)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: Harsh bipolar private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35775466)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: Alcoholic fat ankles french chef

Was riding my bike at seven years old in the neighborhood when these big kids came up on me, I was scared as fuck and they were about to beat my ass, but I happened to skid my bike and brake at the exact same time which caused me to twist around and sharpen up tight bad-ass like, leaving me facing them directly and I look up at them with an exasperated luck that probably seemed angrier a lot more than I intended.

One of the kids said "oh shit let's get out here" and they sped off. Jfc feels like yesterday.

Then my dad taught me to fight and I spent the rest of school in a principals office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32412455)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Irate nursing home

lol this is fucking great

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Date: January 20th, 2017 3:26 AM
Author: crusty hairy legs

180

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Date: January 20th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: mustard mischievous circlehead trailer park



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Date: January 20th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Laughsome dilemma cumskin

voted for trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413688)



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Date: January 20th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: low-t national jap

I was hanging out in the library after lunch with a bunch of random kids. Some kid said he was going to ask out some girl to prom that I had a crush on for 2 years but only sort of knew casually. I told him that I was going to ask her out because I was much better looking and not a fatass and it would be a cosmic injustice for him to take her because she was more ugly. I texted her and in seconds she said she'd go with me. About a month later I banged the girl that he ended up taking to prom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#32413784)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Onyx disgusting famous landscape painting gas station

I was at a bar the other night, and ordered a bombay seltzer. the bartender asked if i wanted to make it a double, and i said "make it a triple." everyone at the bar was shocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772752)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Titillating native

One time I was walking down the street with my girlfriend in West LA and this pack of alpha white and beefy cholo dudes just grabbed her right in front of me. One of the dudes just threw her over his shoulder and they started carrying her up the street. I ran in front of them to cut them off and I said "please guys. Please just let her go." They just laughed and carried her for another few seconds and then I said "do I have to call the cops?" They laughed and put her down and the bro says "chill out you little faggot. We were just messing around." Must have really impressed my girl because she's now my lesbian wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772872)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Rambunctious business firm police squad

on election night 2016, my drunk as fuck co-partner (working with me on the campaign) "accidentally" drunk-drove us to the Clinton "victory" party in our swing state (where Clinton was losing in an upset).

I knew we walked into the wrong place when I saw tons of obese Asian girls. we immediately taunted them on our way out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35772875)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Supple market



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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: orchid principal's office

Sweet

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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: irradiated sweet tailpipe hominid

airbnb business

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Date: April 5th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Electric Twinkling Uncleanness Main People

Went to an Easter service last weekend and parked on a side street in front of a person's mailbox. The mailman was a little down the road, got out of his little mail truck thing and said "you can't block the box".

I thought about it for a minute, stared him straight in the eyes and said "yes i can."

He said "ok" then i just walked away. was really empowering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35773084)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: vigorous sapphire theatre half-breed

Was driving home and approaching a 4-way stop when I noticed a pickup coming to a stop on the intersecting road. He stopped first, but didn't take off. I came to a stop several seconds later. For a long moment we stared at each other, then he aggressively made the "come on just go" hand flick. I made the same wave back at him while we continued the staring contest. He got IRATE, which got my adrenaline running, at which point I decided to mad dog this guy until he moved. I though fuck it let's see what happens. Nothing happened. He just looked pissed and eventually took off. Felt so powerful it's pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35775397)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: Harsh bipolar private investor

I got to top my bottom dad but only under the condition that I do it while my top dad's cock was in my asshole.

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Date: April 5th, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Razzle Rose Public Bath Ape

one time this guy in a line of cars merging onto the highway in traffic cut around and in front of everyone and then tried to merge in front of me. i tailgated the guy in front to block his attempts. the loser had to settle for merging behind me. i think he passed me soon after though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496434&forum_id=2#35775461)