i nicknamed this "resort" the Shits Carlton!!!

i decided to drive, last-minute, to Vegas on saturday night on Memorial Day weekend....so as you might expect, there wern't a great deal of rooms available. so we decided to stay at Circus Circus. Jesus Christ.

1. when we got there they had given away our room....so they "upgraded" us for free.....when we got to our room and discovered it was exactly what you'd expect from a motel 6 (basic meat and potatoes room) we shuttered to think that it was an "upgrade"....WHAT KIND OF GHETTO-ASS ROOM WERE YOU PLANNING ON PUTTING ME IN?!?!

2. The Pool....70% Urine, 20% Water, 10% miscellaneous!!! i'm serious, it had a green tint and was full of children, who i witnessed drink 11 juice boxes, a piece, and NEVER take a bathroom break; do the math. when i go to Vegas, one of my FAVORITE things to do is hang at the pool all day....not here, no way, i wasn't dipping my fucking toe in that water!

3. CLOWNS!!!! THE PLACE IS FUCKING CIRCUS THEMED!!! COME ON!!!

4. The worst part about staying somewhere EVERYONE can afford isn't the quality...it's the fact that EVERYONE can afford it, SO THEY'LL BE THERE! Just to go from one end of the casino to the other i'd have to wade through LITTER ALLY 30 minutes of white trash, and, 200 year-old Asian ladies who are always confused, etc. (if that wasn't PC, forgive me, but i just got back). This place is OVERCROWDED with people that don't wear deodorant, sleeves or shoes!!!

5. The floor is sticky, so are the walls...DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING

6. It'd be fine if it was geared for low-income grownups, but its not....its geared for FAMILIES! THE PLACE IS A FUCKING CHUCK-E-CHEESE!!!! So the gift shops aren't full of cool shit like at most casinos (like crystal statues, shot glasses, etc) its full of stuffed animals and toys....the kind of shit you see at swap meet!

7. our maid keyed into the room without asking, and WITHOUT A WORD began searching the room for her cell phone. now i want you to imagine that. you are standing there talking to your friend, in your hotel room, in the middle of the day. SUDDENLY the lock clicks, the door opens, and a small mexican lady just starts combing your belongings without even looking at you. you try and say "excuse me, can i help you?" and her reply, while lifting up your luggage and looking under it is "cell phone" .....seriously?

if its between this place and not going to Vegas...Don't go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512403&forum_id=2#32521554)

trust me youll be a lot happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512403&forum_id=2#32521714)