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I hate white-collar professionals who can't hack it in the rat race, quit, and

Then disguise their failures with ..."yeah I used to wo...
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Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
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chill out ted
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Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
  02/19/17
(3L who will last 2 years tops in biglaw)
Odious bawdyhouse ladyboy
  02/19/17
he's not even in law school anymore iirc
boyish electric furnace
  02/19/17
LJL He also couldn't even get into a good lawl school
white crawly business firm
  02/21/17
hi, i sucked at that life, dropped out, went into academia a...
Medicated wagecucks set
  02/19/17
You sound butthurt
Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
  02/19/17
no...i sucked at being a lawyer. if i stuck it out, i would...
Medicated wagecucks set
  02/19/17
you're the librarian bro right? cot damn im jelly
white crawly business firm
  02/21/17
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dun cruise ship kitty
  02/19/17
There's definitely truth to this especially in law. 100% of ...
Cyan outnumbered station
  02/19/17
This is absolutely not true
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white crawly business firm
  02/21/17
Jesus no. Any job where value is priced in hours spent is ho...
Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch
  02/19/17
CR
Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
  02/19/17
As a practical matter, "hours" = # of hours report...
Silver Hissy Fit Boiling Water
  02/19/17
IOW hours based billing just means that INDIVIDUALS, not fir...
Silver Hissy Fit Boiling Water
  02/19/17
Law as a field is dominated by some of the worst incentive s...
Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch
  02/19/17
CR
Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
  02/19/17
There's just too much grinding and exhaustion in biglaw prac...
white crawly business firm
  02/21/17
No way
Territorial lodge blood rage
  02/19/17
You're lying
Cyan outnumbered station
  02/19/17
If you vary the hypo to something with more relevance to the...
Electric Meetinghouse
  02/19/17
Have been grinding for 9 years. Fortuitous penguin, etc.....
embarrassed to the bone aggressive pit
  02/19/17
LOL NO I am far too lazy and value my free time.
white crawly business firm
  02/21/17
You have such a weird schtick
lascivious hyperactive site party of the first part
  02/19/17
(literally a guy who rails against "wagecucks" in ...
vivacious autistic ticket booth people who are hurt
  02/19/17
(literal wagecuck)
Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
  02/19/17
guess you are too thick to realize that you are effectively ...
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boyish electric furnace
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Mildly Autistic Nursing Home Yarmulke
  02/19/17
Calm down, Cohen
Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
  02/19/17
a lot of times when people say "i hate something",...
ruby slap-happy death wish pozpig
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Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch
  02/19/17
bro they have me another 50k stock option (4 year vest) afte...
ruby slap-happy death wish pozpig
  02/19/17
Your age?
Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
  02/19/17
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ruby slap-happy death wish pozpig
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If you're solid, they should refresh regularly. If they don'...
Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch
  02/19/17
wow nice. thanks for the tip man.
ruby slap-happy death wish pozpig
  02/19/17
No worries. Another big thing to keep an eye out for is the ...
Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch
  02/19/17
refreshed?
embarrassed to the bone aggressive pit
  02/19/17
180
chestnut thriller stead striped hyena
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(Freud)
Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house
  02/19/17
easy there Sigmund, you'll blow an artery
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You know, it's possible that not getting BIGLAW was a huge f...
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  02/19/17
Right but you don't feel the need to lie about why you are w...
dun cruise ship kitty
  02/19/17
You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass b...
hideous heaven lettuce
  02/19/17
Failure is not easy to deal with man. Leave those guys alone...
dun cruise ship kitty
  02/19/17
ITT: dopey dumb dumb talk
Soul-stirring piazza
  02/20/17
Reminder. The Op made several posts that he was gunning hard...
Carnelian rigor
  02/20/17
Didn't he attend a TTT?
white crawly business firm
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I heard UC irvine. Pretty pathetic for an AA spic in this a...
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This is dumb, bro. Many biglawyers drop out because they com...
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People just hate change and disruption until it's forced upo...
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OP: "If the job would have been more psychologically...
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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house

Then disguise their failures with ..."yeah I used to work for a major corporation, but then realized there is more to life than just money..." When in reality they would have loved to stay at their company if they had gotten promoted, gotten a raise, been able to compete with co-workers...

These ppl are filth and think they're above everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32655763)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: contagious avocado jewess shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656885)



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Date: December 1st, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Orchid friendly grandma useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#37333403)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32655789)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32655797)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: Cerise internal respiration

chill out ted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32655799)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle Misunderstood Weed Whacker Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656495)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656401)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 4:55 PM
Author: Odious bawdyhouse ladyboy

(3L who will last 2 years tops in biglaw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656407)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace

he's not even in law school anymore iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656418)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: white crawly business firm

LJL

He also couldn't even get into a good lawl school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669766)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Medicated wagecucks set

hi, i sucked at that life, dropped out, went into academia and have a life most people envy at 1/3 the salary. sup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656424)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house

You sound butthurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656491)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:07 PM
Author: Medicated wagecucks set

no...i sucked at being a lawyer. if i stuck it out, i would have been shitcanned and miserable. now im pretty happy even if i'm relatively broke. these are the tradeoffs one makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32658466)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:48 PM
Author: white crawly business firm

you're the librarian bro right?

cot damn im jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32670000)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: Provocative buck-toothed space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656591)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: dun cruise ship kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32659028)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Cyan outnumbered station

There's definitely truth to this especially in law. 100% of associates would grind for 10 years if there was a guaranteed v10 equity partnership at the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656496)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: lascivious hyperactive site party of the first part

This is absolutely not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656505)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: white crawly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669779)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch

Jesus no. Any job where value is priced in hours spent is horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656521)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656557)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: Silver Hissy Fit Boiling Water

As a practical matter, "hours" = # of hours reported = # of hours ppl think they can get away with reporting = in expectation, the max # of hours that can be reported without being flagged by whatever fraud detection devices one reasonably expects will be used.

Hence it would be perfectly reasonable for a firm to separate their tangible work production, from their hours reporting. And it is just as rational to do this on an individual level.

Yet people grind themselves down trying to robotically meet a rigid hours hours requirement, when they could invest in increasing their personal efficiency, meet the facetime requirements, and then report the same number of hours.

Surely this is due to the sort of childish manichean thinking that runs rampant among lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656833)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Silver Hissy Fit Boiling Water

IOW hours based billing just means that INDIVIDUALS, not firms and clients, get to reap the benefits of innovation (real efficiency gains). Hence if anything it is a cause for celebration if you are an innovative individual - you can get a steady paycheck and advance without getting more work heaped on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656852)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch

Law as a field is dominated by some of the worst incentive structures I have ever seen.

I remember trying to convince my firm to drop my hours requirement in exchange for bringing in additional work (since I was better at building a book than grinding away). They weren't willing to compromise.

I left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656908)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32657774)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: white crawly business firm

There's just too much grinding and exhaustion in biglaw practice....the detail orientedness is awful and exhausting, the ASAP fire drills, the on call, the hours, etc.

Also it literally wastes away your entire youth. Most senior biglawyers are disgusting physical specimens of obesity, baldness, etc. ....so gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669816)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Territorial lodge blood rage

No way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656568)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 9:25 PM
Author: Cyan outnumbered station

You're lying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32658138)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Electric Meetinghouse

If you vary the hypo to something with more relevance to the biglaw business model and that's more appealing it's still a somewhat tough call. e.g. 2nd year associate has college buddy who randomly hits it big and now 2nd year controls a $15M book of business. This is basically the dream biglaw scenario and it would still involve supervising a huge volume of boring ass nonsense that 2nd year's buddy would not give two shits about, but 2nd year would have to supervise properly or he could end up fucking over his friend and being disbarred. 2nd year is having to fend off another partner every week trying to get a taste, and play all the politics to make sure they get a fair share of profits. There are just much better ways to make a living.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32658693)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone aggressive pit

Have been grinding for 9 years.

Fortuitous penguin, etc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32658979)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: white crawly business firm

LOL NO

I am far too lazy and value my free time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669772)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious hyperactive site party of the first part

You have such a weird schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656503)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: vivacious autistic ticket booth people who are hurt

(literally a guy who rails against "wagecucks" in spite after failing in his bid for a white-collar career)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656506)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house

(literal wagecuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656529)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:22 PM
Author: vivacious autistic ticket booth people who are hurt

guess you are too thick to realize that you are effectively describing yourself in op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656547)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656549)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Nursing Home Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656573)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house

Calm down, Cohen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656622)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: ruby slap-happy death wish pozpig

a lot of times when people say "i hate something", it's usually they hating something about themselves which they project to something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656544)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656552)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: ruby slap-happy death wish pozpig

bro they have me another 50k stock option (4 year vest) after i had worked there for 11 month.. the second option sheet 5x'ed the first option sheet in price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656708)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house

Your age?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656777)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: ruby slap-happy death wish pozpig

32

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656813)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch

If you're solid, they should refresh regularly. If they don't then vest into your first cliff and bail unless things are going super well.

Our first employee (who has been crushing it) has been refreshed 3x in his first year. Dude is killing himself for the cause and he deserves the recognition.

EDIT: I'm also big on refreshing and adjusting salary proactively. Find it has a way larger impact. We've had 0 people leave willingly in ~18months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656799)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: ruby slap-happy death wish pozpig

wow nice. thanks for the tip man.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656811)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Passionate Indian Lodge Crotch

No worries. Another big thing to keep an eye out for is the 409a price versus the last round as well as the % you get rather than the raw number of shares.

Generally, joining after Series A isn't a great idea unless the company is super well positioned or if you are there for career progression rather than trying to hit a jackpot.

Glad to hear you're out there making it happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656884)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone aggressive pit

refreshed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32658971)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: chestnut thriller stead striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32659679)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house

(Freud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32656556)



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Date: December 1st, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Shaky wine chad incel

easy there Sigmund, you'll blow an artery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#37333540)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Insecure motley mood karate

You know, it's possible that not getting BIGLAW was a huge failure on my part, AND that my life is better because of it. Both of those things could be true.

In fact, I believe both are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32658701)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: dun cruise ship kitty

Right but you don't feel the need to lie about why you are where you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32659022)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:06 PM
Author: hideous heaven lettuce

You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32658850)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: dun cruise ship kitty

Failure is not easy to deal with man. Leave those guys alone.

It's understandable that people have a need to rationalize their fates internally and also not want to be viewed as a failure by others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32659012)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza

ITT: dopey dumb dumb talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32659684)



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Date: February 20th, 2017 2:34 AM
Author: Carnelian rigor

Reminder. The Op made several posts that he was gunning hard for big law. Even with affirmative action this spic couldn't cop biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32659805)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:27 PM
Author: white crawly business firm

Didn't he attend a TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669784)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:47 PM
Author: insane brethren french chef

I heard UC irvine. Pretty pathetic for an AA spic in this application cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669989)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669618)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Histrionic erotic ape step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669723)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: white crawly business firm

This is dumb, bro. Many biglawyers drop out because they come from family money or married rich and no longer need to grind. Reminder: not working for money >>>> working for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669790)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: drab doctorate prole

People just hate change and disruption until it's forced upon them. Those who are successful at a job tend to care a lot more than those who fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669791)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: galvanic thirsty base

((()))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669927)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Drunken water buffalo

OP:

"If the job would have been more psychologically, socially, and financially rewarding, the cost-benefit analysis would have changed."

Great insight.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669963)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:45 PM
Author: white crawly business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32669977)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 2:49 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy walnut old irish cottage

depends on whether they seem like they've found something they genuinely think is more important to do with their lives or if they are obviously rationalizing away their failures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3530729&forum_id=2#32670006)



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Date: December 1st, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Cyan outnumbered station



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