But hold on. There's a big problem.

ever notice that guys will flush the toilet BEFORE we're done peeing? I do this. Every guy does this. See, we're the masters of peeing. We not only do it standing up - sorry ladies - we are also the masters of TIMING - the very last drop of pee is going to come out JUST at the end of the flush.

Women, on the other hand - you are sitting down on the job. You are not timing your pee. You are content to just sit around until all the pee comes out - and THEN you flush.

How are you going to get equal pay with that attitude? You don't deserve it! Am I right fellas? *wait for cheers*

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