BAM! You wake up floating on a skiff in the upper bay
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Date: March 21st, 2017 6:55 PM Author: Federal mood sandwich
I probably break the blackberry on the side of the skiff, keeping the screen to use as a magnifying glass.
I let the tide carry me to shore, use rocks to fashion the lockbox into cutting utensils. Check my body for locating beacons, if I find one, cut it out. Use the magnifying glass on the diploma to start a fire and dry off.
Hike to the nearest road and hitchhike to the local bar. Ring the bell, and buy rounds for everyone and drink til the money is gone. In that time, I'd probably meet a fisherman, and work on his boat under the table.
Would probably live a decent life without the burden of law school debt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3560055&forum_id=2#32883858)
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