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Date: March 21st, 2017 5:39 PM Author: Clear corner deer antler You have severe amnesia and no memory of your past life or identity. Next to you is a lockbox containing a US passport, $2000 USD, a BlackBerry Bold 9900, and a juris doctor diploma from the New York University School of Law. What do you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3560055&forum_id=2#32883205) |
Date: March 21st, 2017 6:09 PM Author: Vermilion beta location Pickup blackberry, google "most prestigious law school message board" so I can learn about my new path in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3560055&forum_id=2#32883471) |
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Date: March 21st, 2017 6:39 PM Author: Clear corner deer antler Okay http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3560055&forum_id=2#32883205. Now what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3560055&forum_id=2#32883761) |
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Date: March 21st, 2017 6:44 PM Author: Bisexual theater Upper Bay of what inlet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3560055&forum_id=2#32883788) |
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Date: March 21st, 2017 6:47 PM Author: Clear corner deer antler For you, Cook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3560055&forum_id=2#32883808) |
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Date: March 21st, 2017 6:55 PM Author: Bisexual theater I probably break the blackberry on the side of the skiff, keeping the screen to use as a magnifying glass. I let the tide carry me to shore, use rocks to fashion the lockbox into cutting utensils. Check my body for locating beacons, if I find one, cut it out. Use the magnifying glass on the diploma to start a fire and dry off. Hike to the nearest road and hitchhike to the local bar. Ring the bell, and buy rounds for everyone and drink til the money is gone. In that time, I'd probably meet a fisherman, and work on his boat under the table. Would probably live a decent life without the burden of law school debt.
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Date: March 22nd, 2017 12:31 AM Author: Clear corner deer antler Seven months later: you're pulling line on a seiner just outside Imuya Bay when the captain calls down from the bridge, "Hey dirte get your ass up here, there's a Reuben Goldstein on the sat phone says it's a family emergency".
You briefly ponder diving overboard without your safety suit before dejectedly picking up the phone to hear a nasally rasp that you can't quite place, yet feel has haunted your dreams for a lifetime, "dirte we're bringing you in". |