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I feel like I am a pretty good husband, relatively. Also ta...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
do you think of ex girlfriends when eloping with the wife?
Domesticated Wine Factory Reset Button
  03/23/17
I did not elope with my wife, though I should have.
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Why do you say you should have?
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
save money wedding was fun but planning it sucked.
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
i thought elope = having sex. but i guess not.
Domesticated Wine Factory Reset Button
  03/23/17
it means run off to get married without a wedding. I usua...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
ESL?
Flatulent irradiated trust fund church building
  03/23/17
lmao
Milky histrionic stage
  03/23/17
omg. i saw you use it this way before too and assumed it was...
Lavender corn cake
  03/24/17
lmao
pearl greedy private investor den
  03/24/17
jfc ragnus look before you leap
Ocher aggressive location
  03/23/17
he'll get the third one right
Gold death wish
  03/23/17
do you daddy your wife around is her net worth actually >...
Ocher aggressive location
  03/23/17
What does dad around mean exactly? I don't treat her like a...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
She sounds cr
Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour
  03/23/17
In like 90% of uses in context daddying around seems to be x...
beady-eyed drab stage wrinkle
  03/23/17
oh then yes constantly. The #1 more negative thing about me...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Did you end up buying the expensive bed from Crate and Barre...
Glittery Rose Deer Antler
  03/23/17
i haven't bought it yet. My other order from C&B (coffe...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Which coffee table? I got the lodge coffee table and the ve...
Topaz useless base
  03/23/17
https://www.crateandbarrel.com/elke-rectangular-glass-coffee...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
You sound like you've been watching too much hgtv saying it ...
Topaz useless base
  03/23/17
not quite yet. i do like no sharp corners for my shins and ...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Why haven't you fucking killed yourself yet
lascivious mahogany pit persian
  03/23/17
How big is her dick?
Talented Disturbing Keepsake Machete
  03/23/17
Not that long, but girthy.
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Hows the drilldo working out?
Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker
  03/23/17
cq
Garnet unhinged station
  03/23/17
How was the wedding Best gift? How many xoers were in...
Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour
  03/23/17
Wedding was a blast. Most fun I've had in a long time and e...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
nutella didnt get an invite? sad! except that my finger w...
Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour
  03/23/17
Most fun I've had in a long time christ i literally neve...
Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour
  03/23/17
well it was my wedding. I was worried it would not be fun b...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Does she know you beat off and approve of it
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
she knows and doesn't mind. I try not to beat off within a ...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
around how many tequila shots do you think you can physicall...
violet impressive degenerate
  03/23/17
If I eat normal dinner and we are talking about no throwing ...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
I believe it
violet impressive degenerate
  03/23/17
...
sapphire office filthpig
  03/23/17
...
Bearded mint round eye coffee pot
  03/23/17
Why don't you eschew the gym and buy your own power rack?
harsh vermilion ceo
  03/23/17
i don't have a private garage.
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Put it next to yr bed
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
gun safe goes next to the bed.
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
pic? which one did you get
violet impressive degenerate
  03/23/17
about to buy. $799 safe from costco. gotta figure out deli...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
i like it
violet impressive degenerate
  03/23/17
...
Flatulent irradiated trust fund church building
  03/23/17
damn, that sucks
harsh vermilion ceo
  03/23/17
yeah condo living :(
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
We have basements here so I'm going to get a power rack to p...
harsh vermilion ceo
  03/23/17
this seems pretty fucking credited for your home. I've seen ...
violet impressive degenerate
  03/23/17
why did you ignore my drilldo question? this is relevant to ...
Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker
  03/23/17
i cancelled the order on the drilldo :(
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
shit dude, nooooooooo hows life since you got BREAKFAST? ...
Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker
  03/23/17
yeah work is fine. I work a little less hard but put up wit...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
how do the timing of distributions work at your firm for par...
harsh vermilion ceo
  03/23/17
good good what kind of jerb does your wife have/what fiel...
Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker
  03/23/17
dp
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
she is an accounting manager/assistant controller at a big a...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Good that you get to have dinner w her every night, but its ...
Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker
  03/23/17
Another item for your consideration...good for romantic nigh...
Topaz useless base
  03/23/17
in the comments: "This thing is perfect for when y...
Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker
  03/23/17
standing up to have sex is too much effort.
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
"I can now do very large women..." was the part th...
Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker
  03/23/17
...
sapphire office filthpig
  03/23/17
How often do you get emails (or any other communications) fr...
Garnet unhinged station
  03/23/17
disappointed this thread wasn't about earl's abilities as a ...
Ocher aggressive location
  03/23/17
earls poaster husbandry gets high marks
Garnet unhinged station
  03/23/17
rarely - maybe twice a year.
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
lol wtf what kind of emails
Dashing Bistre Point
  03/23/17
Got a hearty lol at the idea of emailing your firm email fro...
infuriating sepia resort
  03/23/17
ok what do they spell
Garnet unhinged station
  03/23/17
WGWAG, you noob
infuriating sepia resort
  03/24/17
How many kids?
dull galvanic dragon
  03/23/17
none yet. 0-2. Still deciding but leaning towards having o...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Can you do public school in LA area easily? Or you'd have to...
dull galvanic dragon
  03/23/17
elementary schools are fine. For HS probably private unless...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
How many bedrooms in your condo? You may have to move in 2 y...
dull galvanic dragon
  03/23/17
3 bedrooms but one had the closets and door removed and beca...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
You can stay put then unless schools are an issue....Do you ...
dull galvanic dragon
  03/23/17
i don't get wanderlust and so I am happy I have settled down...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
When you were young and a man whore did you know you wanted ...
dull galvanic dragon
  03/23/17
i think so. man whoring was fine until I found the right pe...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
You mean zero OR two, right?
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
0, 1 or 2. Wife was an only child but I would prefer 2 over...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
1 just seems like a bad recipe for a maladjusted, spoiled li...
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
i dont disagree. Can't have more than 2 though.
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
1 is easy to do and gets the reproductive urge done with. ...
dull galvanic dragon
  03/23/17
when you fuck how long until she's sopping wet? what time...
light thriller ratface patrolman
  03/23/17
without getting into specifics, that is not an issue. Me ...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Does she smoke too Do you ever/usually smoke before boning
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
...
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
yes and yes all the time. Well maybe half the time before s...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
I'm so happy I got this medical rec. I smoke most nights too...
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
weed makes sex better. and footrubs after sex. don't date ...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
...
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
I'm almost your age and in a lot worse shape and I think tha...
light thriller ratface patrolman
  03/23/17
obviously yes. Sadly (but good for my husband rating) I tak...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
yeah but can't you rough her up and say vile things? or do y...
light thriller ratface patrolman
  03/23/17
i try not to punch her in the nose, but not I don't have tha...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
ok fair enough
light thriller ratface patrolman
  03/23/17
Madonna whore?
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
um no, I think that's when guys CANT reconcile their desires...
light thriller ratface patrolman
  03/23/17
we want specifics. i poast my fiancee's menstrual blood....
Rough-skinned Alpha
  03/23/17
yeah but you are a horrible person, horrible fiance and will...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
l'chaim!
Rough-skinned Alpha
  03/23/17
you should buy ETH now
Dashing Bistre Point
  03/23/17
cr ETH fund for earl jr
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
I wonder if Watchmen is debating whether to shit up this thr...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
What's the source of his beef with you?
Garnet unhinged station
  03/23/17
If you cant tell he is a bit of an attention whore. Maybe h...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
Lol at wm How did he get the Lisa Rowe and tokyorose moni...
Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour
  03/23/17
How often do you go to Hawaii? Any interest in moving ba...
Vengeful drunken piazza
  03/23/17
i try to go once a year but only extended family there now. ...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
can you fuck my ass
Cerebral bespoke hell crotch
  03/23/17
answer please
Cerebral bespoke hell crotch
  03/23/17
Do you have a prenup?
Passionate Ivory Public Bath
  03/23/17
nope. community property law in CA is pretty straightforwar...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
That makes you a 180 ex-husband.
Passionate Ivory Public Bath
  03/23/17
maybe, I don't really object to splitting assets we earn whi...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
How is commiefornia on alimony though?
Passionate Ivory Public Bath
  03/23/17
court decides but usually equal to half the time your were m...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
For real? That can't be the case.
Talented Disturbing Keepsake Machete
  03/23/17
What does this mean and why not
Erotic zippy corner
  03/23/17
well everything I owned before marriage is in a separate acc...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
be honest: when you see hot girls other than your wife, do y...
Red school cafeteria
  03/23/17
i want to have sex with them sure, but i don't regret it for...
spruce vibrant chapel
  03/23/17
10 years from now when you no longer are fucking your wife, ...
Red school cafeteria
  03/23/17
i'm a second year biglawyer in MFH. can i haz a 40 hour w...
Know-it-all garrison
  03/23/17


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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

I feel like I am a pretty good husband, relatively. Also taking advice on whether I should buy ETH and cause the price to crater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899942)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Domesticated Wine Factory Reset Button

do you think of ex girlfriends when eloping with the wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899947)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

I did not elope with my wife, though I should have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899957)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

Why do you say you should have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900046)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

save money

wedding was fun but planning it sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900084)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Domesticated Wine Factory Reset Button

i thought elope = having sex. but i guess not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900313)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

it means run off to get married without a wedding.

I usually do not think of exes when having sex with her, though I won't promise I never have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900328)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: Flatulent irradiated trust fund church building

ESL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900404)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Milky histrionic stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903342)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Lavender corn cake

omg. i saw you use it this way before too and assumed it was a bort meme i missed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32906268)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: pearl greedy private investor den

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32906399)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Ocher aggressive location

jfc ragnus look before you leap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899960)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Gold death wish

he'll get the third one right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900004)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Ocher aggressive location

do you daddy your wife around

is her net worth actually >>> yours

does she cook? if so is it normal whitewashed or are there things from her, uh, heritage "cuisine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899955)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

What does dad around mean exactly? I don't treat her like an object or expect her speak only when spoken to. However she is aware that there are real differences between men and women and she does not reject traditional gender roles day to day - though her career is important to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899976)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour

She sounds cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900027)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed drab stage wrinkle

In like 90% of uses in context daddying around seems to be xospeak for what libs call "mansplaining." E.g. telling your gf that she shouldn't spend money on dumb shit seems to be a common application of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900699)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

oh then yes constantly. The #1 more negative thing about me as a husband is my unrepentant sexism. But I love and respect my wife very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900724)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Deer Antler

Did you end up buying the expensive bed from Crate and Barrel mentioned in your thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899978)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i haven't bought it yet. My other order from C&B (coffee table and media console) are on back order so I have until the delivery is set to decide - they will call me and let me know when I have to decide.

I am leaning towards it because the living spaces bed is uglier and would require a separate delivery schedule and fee. Also I get 10% off everything from C&B for my registry completion.

I asked my wife about a wood bed from room and board and she wanted upholstered. I don't care enough to argue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900001)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:42 PM
Author: Topaz useless base

Which coffee table? I got the lodge coffee table and the veneer is coming off and it chips easily. Google it to make sure that's not the one you got. I hate it and it's expensive too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900242)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

https://www.crateandbarrel.com/elke-rectangular-glass-coffee-table/s327388

This one. I know its expensive and a little goofy but it's awesome and the gold-ish legs work in our living room. Also I like that the legs do not extend to the end of the table, which opens the space up more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900267)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Topaz useless base

You sound like you've been watching too much hgtv saying it opens up the space more lol.

It's actually not a child unfriendly table since there are no sharp corners...planning for some rugrats soon???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900415)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

not quite yet. i do like no sharp corners for my shins and the stupid dog running around everywhere. Not having the table frame on the outside makes it looks like it takes up less space while giving you the full surface area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900433)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious mahogany pit persian

Why haven't you fucking killed yourself yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899981)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: Talented Disturbing Keepsake Machete

How big is her dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899982)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

Not that long, but girthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900034)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker

Hows the drilldo working out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900012)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Garnet unhinged station

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900785)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour

How was the wedding

Best gift?

How many xoers were invited

Did doobs make an appearance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900013)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

Wedding was a blast. Most fun I've had in a long time and everything went off without a hitch - except that my finger was so swollen from standing around for 12 hours my ring barely fit. Reception was awesome and everyone drank a lot.

Best gift was probably the down comforter or some of the nice all clad cookware we got. Use those a lot. Also got $$$ which is nice.

just my brother if he counts

No but there was this weird stagecoach prop at the receptions. You couldn't see inside, but you could here this weird mewling on occasion and the guests hanging out near the stagecoach complained about finding orange pubes in their drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900073)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour

nutella didnt get an invite? sad!

except that my finger was so swollen from standing around for 12 hours

wtf explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900101)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour

Most fun I've had in a long time

christ i literally never have fun when i go places/socialize. i must just be progrmmed wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900106)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

well it was my wedding. I was worried it would not be fun but I had a great time. Just wish I spent more time with my guests who I don't see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900207)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

Does she know you beat off and approve of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900050)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

she knows and doesn't mind. I try not to beat off within a day or two of the time I expect to make whoopie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900094)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: violet impressive degenerate

around how many tequila shots do you think you can physically take in one night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900057)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

If I eat normal dinner and we are talking about no throwing up but being hungover as shit the next day? Probably 15-18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: violet impressive degenerate

I believe it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900177)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: sapphire office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900335)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: Bearded mint round eye coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900376)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: harsh vermilion ceo

Why don't you eschew the gym and buy your own power rack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900197)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i don't have a private garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900216)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

Put it next to yr bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900320)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

gun safe goes next to the bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900333)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: violet impressive degenerate

pic? which one did you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900512)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

about to buy. $799 safe from costco. gotta figure out delivery.

https://www.costco.com/BIGHORN-Safe-19.1-CuFt---30-min-Fire-Protection---59%22H-x-28%22W-x-20%22D---Electronic-Lock.product.11642080.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900595)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: violet impressive degenerate

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900773)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Flatulent irradiated trust fund church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: harsh vermilion ceo

damn, that sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900437)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

yeah condo living :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900488)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: harsh vermilion ceo

We have basements here so I'm going to get a power rack to put in my basement once I buy a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900510)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: violet impressive degenerate

this seems pretty fucking credited for your home. I've seen it in person and I want it. My basement won't handle it though.

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/fitness-gear-pro-full-rack-16fgeufgprfllrckfgmu/16fgeufgprfllrckfgmu?camp=CSE:DSG_pg15988_PLA_452&gclid=CPfA_pPc7dICFdSCswodqXsJSg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900918)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker

why did you ignore my drilldo question? this is relevant to your marital bliss :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900424)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i cancelled the order on the drilldo :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900440)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker

shit dude, nooooooooo

hows life since you got BREAKFAST? Stuff going pretty well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900449)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

yeah work is fine. I work a little less hard but put up with more admin shit so it evens out. Ideally this will result in more money for me, but we'll see.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900486)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: harsh vermilion ceo

how do the timing of distributions work at your firm for partners?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900523)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker

good good

what kind of jerb does your wife have/what field is she in?

are your hours pretty good? do you have plenty of time to spend w the wifey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900573)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

dp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900623)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

she is an accounting manager/assistant controller at a big aerospace company. Low six figure job but she works quite a bit and her commute sucks. she leaves from home around 6:15-6:30 am.

My hours are very flexible but weird. I go to work late working from home 9-10 or 9-11 while playing with my dog. I come home from work early by 6:30 or 7 every day so I always have dinner with my wife.

She passes out around 10-10:30 because she has to get up so early for work, and so I then work more or watch TV play video games and drink and poast. I usually go to bed around 1-2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900628)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker

Good that you get to have dinner w her every night, but its kinda shit that she has a long commute =(

Are you guys planning on having kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900800)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Topaz useless base

Another item for your consideration...good for romantic nights or dog bathing:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I8ZC6TM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Nze1ybGHTQ4HT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900526)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker

in the comments:

"This thing is perfect for when you don't want to get your bed sheets dirty. The hardest part was trying to find studs to mount it. I can now do very large women without worrying about breaking my sleep number bed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900606)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

standing up to have sex is too much effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900712)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling windowlicker

"I can now do very large women..." was the part that amused me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900793)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: sapphire office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900860)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:53 PM
Author: Garnet unhinged station

How often do you get emails (or any other communications) from XO weirdos you don't know?

Based on what I've gathered from various poastings you sound like a good husband for your particular wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Ocher aggressive location

disappointed this thread wasn't about earl's abilities as a husband for all of us posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901043)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: Garnet unhinged station

earls poaster husbandry gets high marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901065)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

rarely - maybe twice a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901053)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Dashing Bistre Point

lol wtf

what kind of emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901101)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: infuriating sepia resort

Got a hearty lol at the idea of emailing your firm email from my company email. Serious looking request for a pitch from a potential big new client. You finally get down to the sig line and see "PS: lol, earl"

Later you'll notice what the first letter of the first five sentences spell out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32902991)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Garnet unhinged station

ok what do they spell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903296)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: infuriating sepia resort

WGWAG, you noob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32905015)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: dull galvanic dragon

How many kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901075)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

none yet. 0-2. Still deciding but leaning towards having one in maybe 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901081)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: dull galvanic dragon

Can you do public school in LA area easily? Or you'd have to private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901092)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

elementary schools are fine. For HS probably private unless we move to the valley or Santa Monica. Can't afford Santa Monica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: dull galvanic dragon

How many bedrooms in your condo? You may have to move in 2 years? Do you have outdoor space?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901123)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

3 bedrooms but one had the closets and door removed and became a big office. We could convert it back easily if needed though I like my office.

We have a balcony/tiny patio but no real outdoor area. There is a back yard we never go to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901145)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: dull galvanic dragon

You can stay put then unless schools are an issue....Do you feel too settled or you are old in the head and relieved you are so settled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901160)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i don't get wanderlust and so I am happy I have settled down with more or less everything. kids will really be the big decision that will change the way I live the rest of my life.

We could retire in the Philippines on the beach in 10 years if no kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901173)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: dull galvanic dragon

When you were young and a man whore did you know you wanted this settled down husband life eventually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901249)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i think so. man whoring was fine until I found the right person and was in the right place in life. I never thought it was fulfilling or something I wanted to do forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901278)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

You mean zero OR two, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901093)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

0, 1 or 2. Wife was an only child but I would prefer 2 over 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901104)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

1 just seems like a bad recipe for a maladjusted, spoiled little aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901124)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i dont disagree. Can't have more than 2 though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901153)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: dull galvanic dragon

1 is easy to do and gets the reproductive urge done with.

But if you have helicopter parent tendencies best to do 2 to diffuse it....too much attention, pressure and family resources for 1 kid ime isn't healthy long term. His Asian wife isn't oriental though so idk about the tiger mom tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901114)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: light thriller ratface patrolman

when you fuck how long until she's sopping wet?

what time/effort does it take to get her there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901078)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

without getting into specifics, that is not an issue.

Me staying hard at 11:30 pm after working and having had sex the night before... that's a different issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901086)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

Does she smoke too

Do you ever/usually smoke before boning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901097)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901169)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

yes and yes all the time. Well maybe half the time before sex but I smoke weed 3-4 nights a week now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901224)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:35 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

I'm so happy I got this medical rec. I smoke most nights too now, drink less, sleep better

Nervous about potential dates/gfs thinking I'm a stoner though if I suggest we toke too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

weed makes sex better. and footrubs after sex. don't date someone who is anti weed. Though my wife didnt smoke before I met her. I woudn't date a pothead either.

I drink less which is a good result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901392)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901997)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: light thriller ratface patrolman

I'm almost your age and in a lot worse shape and I think that's more a function of boredom/creativity, not physical limitations



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901103)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

obviously yes. Sadly (but good for my husband rating) I take monogamy seriously (now that I am committed) so we have to deal with the routine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901112)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: light thriller ratface patrolman

yeah but can't you rough her up and say vile things? or do you have that complex where omg thathhhh mah wifeeee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901117)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i try not to punch her in the nose, but not I don't have that complex. Not getting into specifics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901161)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: light thriller ratface patrolman

ok fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901167)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

Madonna whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901163)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: light thriller ratface patrolman

um no, I think that's when guys CANT reconcile their desires and everyday life

or ami wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901195)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alpha

we want specifics.

i poast my fiancee's menstrual blood. you can be more specific for the sake of content creation(R).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901168)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

yeah but you are a horrible person, horrible fiance and will probably be a horrible husband - no offense.

Your content creation is still appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901178)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alpha

l'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901238)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Dashing Bistre Point

you should buy ETH now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901105)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

cr ETH fund for earl jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901133)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

I wonder if Watchmen is debating whether to shit up this thread with some stupid insult, of if he wants to start a few more unreciprocated Earl-threads instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901214)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Garnet unhinged station

What's the source of his beef with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901313)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

If you cant tell he is a bit of an attention whore. Maybe he had some quality off the wall kooky posts 10 years ago, I never followed the whokebian poster schtick.

So years ago he is made a mod and then starts bragging about it and asking people to post a list of threads or posts they want deleted and he does so.

I tell him to stop being a little kid about it and I tell rach he is being a dumbass (yes I told rach).

Rach publicly berates Watchmen.

WM then flips out about it and spends the next 3 years sniping at me. I never respond to his threads or his posts since he is an attention seeking child who just makes outrageous shit up. Getting ignored probably bothers him too.

Some current posters still like his style of posting and aggressive fake bragging I guess. But his pettiness and mean streak has soiled much if not all of whatever legacy he had.

It's funny to lie about being rich and make up stories about the fancy shit you do and own, but when you use those lies to try and put others down because in your imaginary world they have less money than you - well it looks bad that you are using that as the basis for judgment and looks doubly sad because you are lying about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901383)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Newt Parlour

Lol at wm

How did he get the Lisa Rowe and tokyorose monikers tho. They should be in a museum not in his clutches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: Vengeful drunken piazza

How often do you go to Hawaii?

Any interest in moving back there permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901408)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i try to go once a year but only extended family there now. Going in June for my 20 year HS reunion.

If I have kids I would seriously consider raising them in Hawaii and sending them to Punahou. Best place for asian kids to grow up by far without them turning into UVT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903287)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Cerebral bespoke hell crotch

can you fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32902038)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral bespoke hell crotch

answer please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903502)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Passionate Ivory Public Bath

Do you have a prenup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903066)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

nope. community property law in CA is pretty straightforward. I did not try to contract out of alimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903291)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: Passionate Ivory Public Bath

That makes you a 180 ex-husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903300)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

maybe, I don't really object to splitting assets we earn while married if we got divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903329)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Passionate Ivory Public Bath

How is commiefornia on alimony though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903354)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

court decides but usually equal to half the time your were married. Until 10 years, then alimony = for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903361)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Talented Disturbing Keepsake Machete

For real? That can't be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: Erotic zippy corner

What does this mean and why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903302)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

well everything I owned before marriage is in a separate account/trust and is being invested separately and will go to my family if I die.

Everything I make since getting married is split 50/50 with my wife as community property. I am okay with that so I don't know what I would do with a prenup. I make a lot more than her, but its not like Kobe dating a stripper where he makes 100 times what she makes and she has no business sharing "their" income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903325)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Red school cafeteria

be honest: when you see hot girls other than your wife, do you ever regret doMANstication?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903359)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: spruce vibrant chapel

i want to have sex with them sure, but i don't regret it for a second. Fucking random slores is not that satisfying after a while. And it can exacerbate loneliness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903370)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Red school cafeteria

10 years from now when you no longer are fucking your wife, you will scratch dat pussy itch, real talk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903385)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all garrison

i'm a second year biglawyer in MFH.

can i haz a 40 hour work week for 150k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903405)