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I feel like I am a pretty good husband, relatively. Also ta...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
do you think of ex girlfriends when eloping with the wife?
provocative ebony locus
  03/23/17
I did not elope with my wife, though I should have.
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Why do you say you should have?
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
save money wedding was fun but planning it sucked.
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
i thought elope = having sex. but i guess not.
provocative ebony locus
  03/23/17
it means run off to get married without a wedding. I usua...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
ESL?
Thriller kitchen
  03/23/17
lmao
Tan mexican
  03/23/17
omg. i saw you use it this way before too and assumed it was...
clear jewess water buffalo
  03/24/17
lmao
haunting citrine resort
  03/24/17
jfc ragnus look before you leap
Dull Cruel-hearted Market
  03/23/17
he'll get the third one right
trip piazza
  03/23/17
do you daddy your wife around is her net worth actually >...
Dull Cruel-hearted Market
  03/23/17
What does dad around mean exactly? I don't treat her like a...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
She sounds cr
Puce thirsty quadroon church
  03/23/17
In like 90% of uses in context daddying around seems to be x...
Grizzly Weed Whacker Laser Beams
  03/23/17
oh then yes constantly. The #1 more negative thing about me...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Did you end up buying the expensive bed from Crate and Barre...
violent medicated macaca hall
  03/23/17
i haven't bought it yet. My other order from C&B (coffe...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Which coffee table? I got the lodge coffee table and the ve...
Tantric background story
  03/23/17
https://www.crateandbarrel.com/elke-rectangular-glass-coffee...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
You sound like you've been watching too much hgtv saying it ...
Tantric background story
  03/23/17
not quite yet. i do like no sharp corners for my shins and ...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Why haven't you fucking killed yourself yet
saffron queen of the night house
  03/23/17
How big is her dick?
vibrant boistinker
  03/23/17
Not that long, but girthy.
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Hows the drilldo working out?
hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter
  03/23/17
cq
Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle
  03/23/17
How was the wedding Best gift? How many xoers were in...
Puce thirsty quadroon church
  03/23/17
Wedding was a blast. Most fun I've had in a long time and e...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
nutella didnt get an invite? sad! except that my finger w...
Puce thirsty quadroon church
  03/23/17
Most fun I've had in a long time christ i literally neve...
Puce thirsty quadroon church
  03/23/17
well it was my wedding. I was worried it would not be fun b...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Does she know you beat off and approve of it
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
she knows and doesn't mind. I try not to beat off within a ...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
around how many tequila shots do you think you can physicall...
wonderful chapel
  03/23/17
If I eat normal dinner and we are talking about no throwing ...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
I believe it
wonderful chapel
  03/23/17
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Swashbuckling generalized bond rigpig
  03/23/17
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180 mustard public bath cuckoldry
  03/23/17
Why don't you eschew the gym and buy your own power rack?
Laughsome learning disabled associate cruise ship
  03/23/17
i don't have a private garage.
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Put it next to yr bed
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
gun safe goes next to the bed.
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
pic? which one did you get
wonderful chapel
  03/23/17
about to buy. $799 safe from costco. gotta figure out deli...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
i like it
wonderful chapel
  03/23/17
...
Thriller kitchen
  03/23/17
damn, that sucks
Laughsome learning disabled associate cruise ship
  03/23/17
yeah condo living :(
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
We have basements here so I'm going to get a power rack to p...
Laughsome learning disabled associate cruise ship
  03/23/17
this seems pretty fucking credited for your home. I've seen ...
wonderful chapel
  03/23/17
why did you ignore my drilldo question? this is relevant to ...
hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter
  03/23/17
i cancelled the order on the drilldo :(
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
shit dude, nooooooooo hows life since you got BREAKFAST? ...
hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter
  03/23/17
yeah work is fine. I work a little less hard but put up wit...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
how do the timing of distributions work at your firm for par...
Laughsome learning disabled associate cruise ship
  03/23/17
good good what kind of jerb does your wife have/what fiel...
hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter
  03/23/17
dp
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
she is an accounting manager/assistant controller at a big a...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Good that you get to have dinner w her every night, but its ...
hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter
  03/23/17
Another item for your consideration...good for romantic nigh...
Tantric background story
  03/23/17
in the comments: "This thing is perfect for when y...
hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter
  03/23/17
standing up to have sex is too much effort.
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
"I can now do very large women..." was the part th...
hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter
  03/23/17
...
Swashbuckling generalized bond rigpig
  03/23/17
How often do you get emails (or any other communications) fr...
Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle
  03/23/17
disappointed this thread wasn't about earl's abilities as a ...
Dull Cruel-hearted Market
  03/23/17
earls poaster husbandry gets high marks
Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle
  03/23/17
rarely - maybe twice a year.
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
lol wtf what kind of emails
Nubile Headpube
  03/23/17
Got a hearty lol at the idea of emailing your firm email fro...
Outnumbered community account
  03/23/17
ok what do they spell
Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle
  03/23/17
WGWAG, you noob
Outnumbered community account
  03/24/17
How many kids?
Flushed fear-inspiring gaping
  03/23/17
none yet. 0-2. Still deciding but leaning towards having o...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Can you do public school in LA area easily? Or you'd have to...
Flushed fear-inspiring gaping
  03/23/17
elementary schools are fine. For HS probably private unless...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
How many bedrooms in your condo? You may have to move in 2 y...
Flushed fear-inspiring gaping
  03/23/17
3 bedrooms but one had the closets and door removed and beca...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
You can stay put then unless schools are an issue....Do you ...
Flushed fear-inspiring gaping
  03/23/17
i don't get wanderlust and so I am happy I have settled down...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
When you were young and a man whore did you know you wanted ...
Flushed fear-inspiring gaping
  03/23/17
i think so. man whoring was fine until I found the right pe...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
You mean zero OR two, right?
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
0, 1 or 2. Wife was an only child but I would prefer 2 over...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
1 just seems like a bad recipe for a maladjusted, spoiled li...
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
i dont disagree. Can't have more than 2 though.
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
1 is easy to do and gets the reproductive urge done with. ...
Flushed fear-inspiring gaping
  03/23/17
when you fuck how long until she's sopping wet? what time...
Green Circlehead Dingle Berry
  03/23/17
without getting into specifics, that is not an issue. Me ...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Does she smoke too Do you ever/usually smoke before boning
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
...
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
yes and yes all the time. Well maybe half the time before s...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
I'm so happy I got this medical rec. I smoke most nights too...
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
weed makes sex better. and footrubs after sex. don't date ...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
...
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
I'm almost your age and in a lot worse shape and I think tha...
Green Circlehead Dingle Berry
  03/23/17
obviously yes. Sadly (but good for my husband rating) I tak...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
yeah but can't you rough her up and say vile things? or do y...
Green Circlehead Dingle Berry
  03/23/17
i try not to punch her in the nose, but not I don't have tha...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
ok fair enough
Green Circlehead Dingle Berry
  03/23/17
Madonna whore?
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
um no, I think that's when guys CANT reconcile their desires...
Green Circlehead Dingle Berry
  03/23/17
we want specifics. i poast my fiancee's menstrual blood....
black blood rage
  03/23/17
yeah but you are a horrible person, horrible fiance and will...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
l'chaim!
black blood rage
  03/23/17
you should buy ETH now
Nubile Headpube
  03/23/17
cr ETH fund for earl jr
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
I wonder if Watchmen is debating whether to shit up this thr...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
What's the source of his beef with you?
Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle
  03/23/17
If you cant tell he is a bit of an attention whore. Maybe h...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
Lol at wm How did he get the Lisa Rowe and tokyorose moni...
Puce thirsty quadroon church
  03/23/17
How often do you go to Hawaii? Any interest in moving ba...
talking federal indian lodge
  03/23/17
i try to go once a year but only extended family there now. ...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
can you fuck my ass
Glittery jade patrolman
  03/23/17
answer please
Glittery jade patrolman
  03/23/17
Do you have a prenup?
Hyperventilating Stage Keepsake Machete
  03/23/17
nope. community property law in CA is pretty straightforwar...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
That makes you a 180 ex-husband.
Hyperventilating Stage Keepsake Machete
  03/23/17
maybe, I don't really object to splitting assets we earn whi...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
How is commiefornia on alimony though?
Hyperventilating Stage Keepsake Machete
  03/23/17
court decides but usually equal to half the time your were m...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
For real? That can't be the case.
vibrant boistinker
  03/23/17
What does this mean and why not
alcoholic transparent shrine
  03/23/17
well everything I owned before marriage is in a separate acc...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
be honest: when you see hot girls other than your wife, do y...
Wine station regret
  03/23/17
i want to have sex with them sure, but i don't regret it for...
khaki comical filthpig
  03/23/17
10 years from now when you no longer are fucking your wife, ...
Wine station regret
  03/23/17
i'm a second year biglawyer in MFH. can i haz a 40 hour w...
Vivacious yellow shitlib
  03/23/17


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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

I feel like I am a pretty good husband, relatively. Also taking advice on whether I should buy ETH and cause the price to crater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899942)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: provocative ebony locus

do you think of ex girlfriends when eloping with the wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899947)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

I did not elope with my wife, though I should have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899957)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

Why do you say you should have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900046)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

save money

wedding was fun but planning it sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900084)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: provocative ebony locus

i thought elope = having sex. but i guess not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900313)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

it means run off to get married without a wedding.

I usually do not think of exes when having sex with her, though I won't promise I never have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900328)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:58 PM
Author: Thriller kitchen

ESL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900404)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Tan mexican

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903342)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: clear jewess water buffalo

omg. i saw you use it this way before too and assumed it was a bort meme i missed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32906268)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: haunting citrine resort

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32906399)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Dull Cruel-hearted Market

jfc ragnus look before you leap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899960)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: trip piazza

he'll get the third one right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900004)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Dull Cruel-hearted Market

do you daddy your wife around

is her net worth actually >>> yours

does she cook? if so is it normal whitewashed or are there things from her, uh, heritage "cuisine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899955)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:20 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

What does dad around mean exactly? I don't treat her like an object or expect her speak only when spoken to. However she is aware that there are real differences between men and women and she does not reject traditional gender roles day to day - though her career is important to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899976)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Puce thirsty quadroon church

She sounds cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900027)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: Grizzly Weed Whacker Laser Beams

In like 90% of uses in context daddying around seems to be xospeak for what libs call "mansplaining." E.g. telling your gf that she shouldn't spend money on dumb shit seems to be a common application of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900699)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

oh then yes constantly. The #1 more negative thing about me as a husband is my unrepentant sexism. But I love and respect my wife very much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900724)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: violent medicated macaca hall

Did you end up buying the expensive bed from Crate and Barrel mentioned in your thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899978)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i haven't bought it yet. My other order from C&B (coffee table and media console) are on back order so I have until the delivery is set to decide - they will call me and let me know when I have to decide.

I am leaning towards it because the living spaces bed is uglier and would require a separate delivery schedule and fee. Also I get 10% off everything from C&B for my registry completion.

I asked my wife about a wood bed from room and board and she wanted upholstered. I don't care enough to argue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900001)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:42 PM
Author: Tantric background story

Which coffee table? I got the lodge coffee table and the veneer is coming off and it chips easily. Google it to make sure that's not the one you got. I hate it and it's expensive too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900242)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

https://www.crateandbarrel.com/elke-rectangular-glass-coffee-table/s327388

This one. I know its expensive and a little goofy but it's awesome and the gold-ish legs work in our living room. Also I like that the legs do not extend to the end of the table, which opens the space up more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900267)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:59 PM
Author: Tantric background story

You sound like you've been watching too much hgtv saying it opens up the space more lol.

It's actually not a child unfriendly table since there are no sharp corners...planning for some rugrats soon???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900415)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

not quite yet. i do like no sharp corners for my shins and the stupid dog running around everywhere. Not having the table frame on the outside makes it looks like it takes up less space while giving you the full surface area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900433)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: saffron queen of the night house

Why haven't you fucking killed yourself yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899981)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:21 PM
Author: vibrant boistinker

How big is her dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32899982)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

Not that long, but girthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900034)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter

Hows the drilldo working out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900012)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900785)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Puce thirsty quadroon church

How was the wedding

Best gift?

How many xoers were invited

Did doobs make an appearance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900013)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:29 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

Wedding was a blast. Most fun I've had in a long time and everything went off without a hitch - except that my finger was so swollen from standing around for 12 hours my ring barely fit. Reception was awesome and everyone drank a lot.

Best gift was probably the down comforter or some of the nice all clad cookware we got. Use those a lot. Also got $$$ which is nice.

just my brother if he counts

No but there was this weird stagecoach prop at the receptions. You couldn't see inside, but you could here this weird mewling on occasion and the guests hanging out near the stagecoach complained about finding orange pubes in their drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900073)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: Puce thirsty quadroon church

nutella didnt get an invite? sad!

except that my finger was so swollen from standing around for 12 hours

wtf explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900101)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:33 PM
Author: Puce thirsty quadroon church

Most fun I've had in a long time

christ i literally never have fun when i go places/socialize. i must just be progrmmed wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900106)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

well it was my wedding. I was worried it would not be fun but I had a great time. Just wish I spent more time with my guests who I don't see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900207)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

Does she know you beat off and approve of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900050)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

she knows and doesn't mind. I try not to beat off within a day or two of the time I expect to make whoopie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900094)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

around how many tequila shots do you think you can physically take in one night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900057)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

If I eat normal dinner and we are talking about no throwing up but being hungover as shit the next day? Probably 15-18.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:38 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

I believe it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900177)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling generalized bond rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900335)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: 180 mustard public bath cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900376)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled associate cruise ship

Why don't you eschew the gym and buy your own power rack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900197)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i don't have a private garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900216)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

Put it next to yr bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900320)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

gun safe goes next to the bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900333)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

pic? which one did you get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900512)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

about to buy. $799 safe from costco. gotta figure out delivery.

https://www.costco.com/BIGHORN-Safe-19.1-CuFt---30-min-Fire-Protection---59%22H-x-28%22W-x-20%22D---Electronic-Lock.product.11642080.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900595)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900773)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Thriller kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled associate cruise ship

damn, that sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900437)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

yeah condo living :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900488)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled associate cruise ship

We have basements here so I'm going to get a power rack to put in my basement once I buy a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900510)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:55 PM
Author: wonderful chapel

this seems pretty fucking credited for your home. I've seen it in person and I want it. My basement won't handle it though.

http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/p/fitness-gear-pro-full-rack-16fgeufgprfllrckfgmu/16fgeufgprfllrckfgmu?camp=CSE:DSG_pg15988_PLA_452&gclid=CPfA_pPc7dICFdSCswodqXsJSg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900918)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter

why did you ignore my drilldo question? this is relevant to your marital bliss :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900424)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i cancelled the order on the drilldo :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900440)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:01 PM
Author: hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter

shit dude, nooooooooo

hows life since you got BREAKFAST? Stuff going pretty well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900449)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:05 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

yeah work is fine. I work a little less hard but put up with more admin shit so it evens out. Ideally this will result in more money for me, but we'll see.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900486)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Laughsome learning disabled associate cruise ship

how do the timing of distributions work at your firm for partners?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900523)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter

good good

what kind of jerb does your wife have/what field is she in?

are your hours pretty good? do you have plenty of time to spend w the wifey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900573)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

dp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900623)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:21 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

she is an accounting manager/assistant controller at a big aerospace company. Low six figure job but she works quite a bit and her commute sucks. she leaves from home around 6:15-6:30 am.

My hours are very flexible but weird. I go to work late working from home 9-10 or 9-11 while playing with my dog. I come home from work early by 6:30 or 7 every day so I always have dinner with my wife.

She passes out around 10-10:30 because she has to get up so early for work, and so I then work more or watch TV play video games and drink and poast. I usually go to bed around 1-2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900628)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter

Good that you get to have dinner w her every night, but its kinda shit that she has a long commute =(

Are you guys planning on having kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900800)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Tantric background story

Another item for your consideration...good for romantic nights or dog bathing:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I8ZC6TM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Nze1ybGHTQ4HT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900526)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter

in the comments:

"This thing is perfect for when you don't want to get your bed sheets dirty. The hardest part was trying to find studs to mount it. I can now do very large women without worrying about breaking my sleep number bed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900606)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:30 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

standing up to have sex is too much effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900712)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: hairless ultramarine faggot firefighter

"I can now do very large women..." was the part that amused me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900793)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling generalized bond rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900860)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 6:53 PM
Author: Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle

How often do you get emails (or any other communications) from XO weirdos you don't know?

Based on what I've gathered from various poastings you sound like a good husband for your particular wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32900898)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Dull Cruel-hearted Market

disappointed this thread wasn't about earl's abilities as a husband for all of us posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901043)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:10 PM
Author: Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle

earls poaster husbandry gets high marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901065)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

rarely - maybe twice a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901053)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Nubile Headpube

lol wtf

what kind of emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901101)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered community account

Got a hearty lol at the idea of emailing your firm email from my company email. Serious looking request for a pitch from a potential big new client. You finally get down to the sig line and see "PS: lol, earl"

Later you'll notice what the first letter of the first five sentences spell out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32902991)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle

ok what do they spell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903296)



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Date: March 24th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Outnumbered community account

WGWAG, you noob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32905015)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Flushed fear-inspiring gaping

How many kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901075)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

none yet. 0-2. Still deciding but leaning towards having one in maybe 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901081)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Flushed fear-inspiring gaping

Can you do public school in LA area easily? Or you'd have to private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901092)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

elementary schools are fine. For HS probably private unless we move to the valley or Santa Monica. Can't afford Santa Monica.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901100)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: Flushed fear-inspiring gaping

How many bedrooms in your condo? You may have to move in 2 years? Do you have outdoor space?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901123)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

3 bedrooms but one had the closets and door removed and became a big office. We could convert it back easily if needed though I like my office.

We have a balcony/tiny patio but no real outdoor area. There is a back yard we never go to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901145)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: Flushed fear-inspiring gaping

You can stay put then unless schools are an issue....Do you feel too settled or you are old in the head and relieved you are so settled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901160)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i don't get wanderlust and so I am happy I have settled down with more or less everything. kids will really be the big decision that will change the way I live the rest of my life.

We could retire in the Philippines on the beach in 10 years if no kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901173)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: Flushed fear-inspiring gaping

When you were young and a man whore did you know you wanted this settled down husband life eventually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901249)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:34 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i think so. man whoring was fine until I found the right person and was in the right place in life. I never thought it was fulfilling or something I wanted to do forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901278)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

You mean zero OR two, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901093)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

0, 1 or 2. Wife was an only child but I would prefer 2 over 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901104)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:18 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

1 just seems like a bad recipe for a maladjusted, spoiled little aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901124)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:22 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i dont disagree. Can't have more than 2 though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901153)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: Flushed fear-inspiring gaping

1 is easy to do and gets the reproductive urge done with.

But if you have helicopter parent tendencies best to do 2 to diffuse it....too much attention, pressure and family resources for 1 kid ime isn't healthy long term. His Asian wife isn't oriental though so idk about the tiger mom tendencies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901114)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Green Circlehead Dingle Berry

when you fuck how long until she's sopping wet?

what time/effort does it take to get her there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901078)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

without getting into specifics, that is not an issue.

Me staying hard at 11:30 pm after working and having had sex the night before... that's a different issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901086)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

Does she smoke too

Do you ever/usually smoke before boning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901097)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901169)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

yes and yes all the time. Well maybe half the time before sex but I smoke weed 3-4 nights a week now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901224)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:35 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

I'm so happy I got this medical rec. I smoke most nights too now, drink less, sleep better

Nervous about potential dates/gfs thinking I'm a stoner though if I suggest we toke too early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901289)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

weed makes sex better. and footrubs after sex. don't date someone who is anti weed. Though my wife didnt smoke before I met her. I woudn't date a pothead either.

I drink less which is a good result.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901392)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901997)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Green Circlehead Dingle Berry

I'm almost your age and in a lot worse shape and I think that's more a function of boredom/creativity, not physical limitations



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901103)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:16 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

obviously yes. Sadly (but good for my husband rating) I take monogamy seriously (now that I am committed) so we have to deal with the routine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901112)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: Green Circlehead Dingle Berry

yeah but can't you rough her up and say vile things? or do you have that complex where omg thathhhh mah wifeeee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901117)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i try not to punch her in the nose, but not I don't have that complex. Not getting into specifics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901161)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Green Circlehead Dingle Berry

ok fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901167)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

Madonna whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901163)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Green Circlehead Dingle Berry

um no, I think that's when guys CANT reconcile their desires and everyday life

or ami wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901195)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: black blood rage

we want specifics.

i poast my fiancee's menstrual blood. you can be more specific for the sake of content creation(R).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901168)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

yeah but you are a horrible person, horrible fiance and will probably be a horrible husband - no offense.

Your content creation is still appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901178)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: black blood rage

l'chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901238)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:15 PM
Author: Nubile Headpube

you should buy ETH now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901105)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

cr ETH fund for earl jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901133)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:29 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

I wonder if Watchmen is debating whether to shit up this thread with some stupid insult, of if he wants to start a few more unreciprocated Earl-threads instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901214)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: Emerald cerebral theater wrinkle

What's the source of his beef with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901313)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

If you cant tell he is a bit of an attention whore. Maybe he had some quality off the wall kooky posts 10 years ago, I never followed the whokebian poster schtick.

So years ago he is made a mod and then starts bragging about it and asking people to post a list of threads or posts they want deleted and he does so.

I tell him to stop being a little kid about it and I tell rach he is being a dumbass (yes I told rach).

Rach publicly berates Watchmen.

WM then flips out about it and spends the next 3 years sniping at me. I never respond to his threads or his posts since he is an attention seeking child who just makes outrageous shit up. Getting ignored probably bothers him too.

Some current posters still like his style of posting and aggressive fake bragging I guess. But his pettiness and mean streak has soiled much if not all of whatever legacy he had.

It's funny to lie about being rich and make up stories about the fancy shit you do and own, but when you use those lies to try and put others down because in your imaginary world they have less money than you - well it looks bad that you are using that as the basis for judgment and looks doubly sad because you are lying about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901383)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Puce thirsty quadroon church

Lol at wm

How did he get the Lisa Rowe and tokyorose monikers tho. They should be in a museum not in his clutches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 7:49 PM
Author: talking federal indian lodge

How often do you go to Hawaii?

Any interest in moving back there permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32901408)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i try to go once a year but only extended family there now. Going in June for my 20 year HS reunion.

If I have kids I would seriously consider raising them in Hawaii and sending them to Punahou. Best place for asian kids to grow up by far without them turning into UVT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903287)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Glittery jade patrolman

can you fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32902038)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Glittery jade patrolman

answer please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903502)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Stage Keepsake Machete

Do you have a prenup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903066)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

nope. community property law in CA is pretty straightforward. I did not try to contract out of alimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903291)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Stage Keepsake Machete

That makes you a 180 ex-husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903300)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

maybe, I don't really object to splitting assets we earn while married if we got divorced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903329)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Stage Keepsake Machete

How is commiefornia on alimony though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903354)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

court decides but usually equal to half the time your were married. Until 10 years, then alimony = for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903361)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: vibrant boistinker

For real? That can't be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903426)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: alcoholic transparent shrine

What does this mean and why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903302)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

well everything I owned before marriage is in a separate account/trust and is being invested separately and will go to my family if I die.

Everything I make since getting married is split 50/50 with my wife as community property. I am okay with that so I don't know what I would do with a prenup. I make a lot more than her, but its not like Kobe dating a stripper where he makes 100 times what she makes and she has no business sharing "their" income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903325)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Wine station regret

be honest: when you see hot girls other than your wife, do you ever regret doMANstication?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903359)



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: khaki comical filthpig

i want to have sex with them sure, but i don't regret it for a second. Fucking random slores is not that satisfying after a while. And it can exacerbate loneliness.

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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:28 PM
Author: Wine station regret

10 years from now when you no longer are fucking your wife, you will scratch dat pussy itch, real talk



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Date: March 23rd, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Vivacious yellow shitlib

i'm a second year biglawyer in MFH.

can i haz a 40 hour work week for 150k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3562123&forum_id=2#32903405)