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Harrison Barnes on Associate with Blood Dripping From Eye

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor ...
irradiated sex offender
  04/18/17
Lol
bearded menage
  04/18/17
lmao jfc
Orange disgusting gaming laptop
  04/18/17
180 flame. Flame right?
Dun charismatic roommate
  04/18/17
Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit
irradiated sex offender
  04/18/17
I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturda...
sooty geriatric lay
  04/19/17
They block him at my firm
twinkling stock car persian
  04/19/17
Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about t...
bearded menage
  04/19/17
IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with...
Dun charismatic roommate
  04/19/17
Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issu...
Appetizing onyx mediation psychic
  04/27/17
Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.
irradiated sex offender
  04/27/17
LOL
sooty geriatric lay
  04/18/17
...
frozen razzle-dazzle toaster
  04/18/17
HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but...
Mahogany Lodge Mexican
  04/19/17
TBF*
sooty geriatric lay
  04/19/17
holy shit lol
Provocative slimy temple
  04/19/17
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irradiated sex offender
  04/27/17
Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Enterta...
sapphire resort jew
  04/27/17
mpa OUTTED
Galvanic stage
  04/27/17
At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT
sooty geriatric lay
  04/27/17
...
Bright excitant pistol
  03/22/23
HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across th...
pontificating circlehead turdskin
  03/22/23
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turquoise hominid
  03/22/23


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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: irradiated sex offender

Several years ago, I hired an attorney to work as an editor in our company. He had not practiced law in over five years, and had formerly spent about four years as an associate in a large AmLaw 100 law firm. The work he did for our company involved editing tabloid articles for one of our sites, JD Journal. He made about $25.00 an hour and lived in an apartment with his brother to save money. He was depressed, had gained a lot of weight, and had been “shell shocked” by his inability to find a new position after having had the experience of working 2,500+ hours a year at his prior firm.

He left the practice of law because—after working three all-nighters in a row—blood started leaking out of one of his eyes and the same eye began to protrude from the eye socket. He took a taxi to the hospital and was immediately admitted and scheduled for surgery. A few hours later, while he was still undergoing surgery, the partner he worked for called his emergency contacts (who happened to be his parents) and told them that if he did not come back to the office and finish what he was working on that he would lose his job. Even his parents did not know where he was.

Realizing this firm was not for him, he quit. Then he proceeded to work with scores of legal recruiters to find a new position, but without success.

He had been out of work too long and law firms did not trust him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107323)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: bearded menage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107335)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Orange disgusting gaming laptop

lmao jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107341)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Dun charismatic roommate

180 flame. Flame right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107414)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: irradiated sex offender

Nah, HB doesn't flame, dude is legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107458)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: sooty geriatric lay

I have all these random missed calls in my office on saturdays and sundays. From him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107471)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: twinkling stock car persian

They block him at my firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107680)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: bearded menage

Your ttt spam filter does. Nobody at your firm cares about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107816)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Dun charismatic roommate

IDG the last part - he quit and then immediately worked with recruiters? Then why had he been out "too long"? And why did he quit before using recruiters instead of looking while still employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107483)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Appetizing onyx mediation psychic

Sounds like maybe he had some medical and psychological issues. Maybe he quit, spent a while getting his shit together then tried to get back in the game to no avail. Seems plausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175308)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: irradiated sex offender

Right, there was a dreaded GAP on his resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175355)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: sooty geriatric lay

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107432)



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Date: April 18th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: frozen razzle-dazzle toaster



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Mahogany Lodge Mexican

HB excels at writing the longest screeds I've ever seen, but which also are coherent and entertaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107541)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: sooty geriatric lay

TBF*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107549)



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Date: April 19th, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Provocative slimy temple

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33107694)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: irradiated sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175181)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:58 AM
Author: sapphire resort jew

Harrison Barnes is the employment version of Cosmo. Entertainment designed to make you feel inadequate, resulting in the need to buy what he's advertising. (Hehe.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175215)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:03 AM
Author: Galvanic stage

mpa OUTTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175242)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: sooty geriatric lay

At Least 6 Harrison Barnes monikers ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#33175376)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: Bright excitant pistol



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: pontificating circlehead turdskin

HB is 180. he got me a job that allowed me to move across the country and I quit less than a year later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084657)



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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: turquoise hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3588531&forum_id=2#46084665)