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Literally every line of dialogue in Big Lebowski is quotable

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  04/22/17
only seinfeld approaches it for quotability
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This Is Spinal Tap
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  04/23/17
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Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
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  04/23/17
sometimes there's a man
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  04/22/17
This aggression will not stand
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180 how it's a reference to Bush giving the speech about Sad...
Startled native
  04/22/17
the true 180 of the film is that all the characters "le...
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  04/22/17
coitus?
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a natural, zesty enterprise
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cr most of the Dude's lines are just him repeating things he...
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  04/22/17
and she kidnapped herself, man. ever think of that? shes got...
carmine puppy
  11/29/18
Never thought of that, but it's totally true It's a serie...
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  04/23/17
But enough about xo
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  04/23/17
Yeah the characters throughout the movie are unable to commu...
Cerebral coffee pot
  09/13/18
Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man
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Mind if I do a j?
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Startled native
  04/22/17
8 year olds, dude
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"Sorry, Dude, I can't. Shomer Shabbos."
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  04/22/17
That means I don't work. I don't drive a car. I don't fuck...
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  04/22/17
Do you see what happens, Larry!?
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The network edit of this line is great Do you see what h...
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Find a stranger in the alps was better.
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I say this around my kids
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  04/29/17
BTW I heard a discussion of this on Howard Stern and apparen...
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  07/19/17
You're out of your element, Donny!
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  04/22/17
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  04/22/17
I think this is my favorite
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Hehe leeeadds
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  04/23/17
lol'ing
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  11/29/18
-Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. -Or ...
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They’re working in shifts!
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  02/21/18
Is this a ?
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  04/22/17
How are you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen...
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  04/22/17
he fixed the cable?
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  04/22/17
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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  04/23/17
There's a beverage here!
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  04/22/17
Fucking A man, I got a rash
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He fixes the cable?
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  04/29/17
Walter is the best: If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. ...
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Such a 180 written character.
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on record as being written specifically for John Goodman too...
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Lmao. That's great. He's the best thing in the movie beyon...
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  04/22/17
I heard/read somewhere once that they just found that guy ra...
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
  04/22/17
"He's cracking" comment at the very end is the fun...
dead locale boistinker
  07/19/17
walter's character was based largely on john milius, the dir...
Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse
  04/22/17
Also the cowboy narrator: "Is that like some kind of E...
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
  04/22/17
Best thing about Coen Bros films is the dialogue imo
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good IQ test is to show someone a Sorkin-written film and th...
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
  04/22/17
The scene in Fargo where Francis McDormand is driving back t...
jet-lagged sound barrier
  04/22/17
"And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day."
peach field
  04/22/17
This.
Adventurous Mauve Marketing Idea Lay
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i got goosebumps thinking about it
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Might be more acting than writing doing the heavy lifting th...
Excitant Zombie-like House Death Wish
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TBF I feel like The Social Network is a bit different becaus...
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Agreed. It's funny that probably Sorkin's best written film ...
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LOL sorkin is so cringy check out this off-the-cuff monolog...
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*goes on a soliloquy*
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Dimmi, Sandro. Si? Si! Teeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
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Que ridiculo
odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry
  11/29/18
I hate the fucking Eagles. *writes check for $0.69*
yellow frozen heaven
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Startled native
  04/22/17
You fuckin' said it, mang
Startled native
  04/22/17
that movie changed my life
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You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece o...
chest-beating forum goal in life
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Hey! What's this "day of rest" shit? What's this...
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probably my favorite line and im really good at acting it...
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underrated scene is when their at the Dude's landlord's weir...
maniacal elite corner
  04/22/17
his cycles
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Donny's mouth is open trying to take it seriously. So good....
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By the In n Out Burger.
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i said NEAR the in n out
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Those are good burgers, Walter
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strongly vaginal
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without question, the GOAT comedy
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180000౦000000000000000
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the movie transcends genre classification
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Btw, this is on HBO Now 180
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Well obviously you're not a golfer
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hard to have a conversation at a bowling alley now without h...
fishy mother place of business
  04/22/17
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend.
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I'm just helping her conceive, man!
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Startled native
  04/23/17
fuck off, Devino.
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I'm a brother shamus! Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?...
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Racially he's pretty cool?
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inner city children of promise, but without the necessary m...
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I was one of the authors of the port huron statement, the or...
aromatic hairy legs
  04/22/17
Roadie for Metallica. Speed of Sound tour
Mind-boggling indirect expression
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'85. Bunch of assholes.
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you and 6 other guys
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Have you guys seen the video about the dude the Dude is base...
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO the only reason i recognized the referen...
aromatic hairy legs
  04/23/17
http://www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/biglebowski.php
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Ever thus tend even nascent shitlibs.
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lol took a seminar called "The Global 1960s" and w...
Cerebral coffee pot
  09/13/18
I am the walrus.
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  04/22/17
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyan...
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
  04/22/17
180
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"Hey, man; this is a private residence" (in respon...
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Whoa, nice Marmot.
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  04/22/17
8 yr olds, Dude.
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the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint
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distressingly underrated
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  11/29/18
it's already the 7th dude far out
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the line is "dude, tomorrow's already the 10th."...
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bulk of the series
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180
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flunking social studies
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What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the...
Swashbuckling Home
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Probably my favorite. He later goes back to using Chinaman a...
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  04/23/17
*spits out white russian* Increases?
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Startled native
  04/23/17
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
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Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick ...
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  04/23/17
Johnson?
Chestnut background story
  04/23/17
Every exchange between Maude and the Dude is a masterpiece. ...
tripping crusty headpube dopamine
  04/23/17
lmao. so good.
aromatic hairy legs
  04/23/17
legit started lol'ing again at this line. always good.
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  07/19/17
We come back, and we cut off your Johnson!
Greedy locus electric furnace
  04/23/17
you mean coitus?
bronze national
  04/23/17
There are some people who engage in it compulsively and with...
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  07/22/17
Oh, no.
yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles
  11/29/18
That's a hell of a Caucasian Jackie
Chestnut background story
  04/23/17
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
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  04/23/17
this movie will be a religion 500 years from now
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they quoted the prior restraint line in a court case in texa...
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Nice
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Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
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the pause when he's recalling the name Pismo is PERFECT and ...
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  04/23/17
Brandt can't watch.
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Profoundly overrated film
dun charismatic piazza national security agency
  04/23/17
(AssFaggot)
Ruddy windowlicker
  04/23/17
None of these quotes are funny
dun charismatic piazza national security agency
  04/23/17
Sorry man you are in the minority on this one.
Ruddy windowlicker
  04/23/17
*drags u out of thread like UA*
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(seagull cracking up at an Adam Sandler movie) https://www....
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
  04/23/17
Brandt can't watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred.
Ruddy windowlicker
  04/23/17
wonderful woman. we're all very fond of her. very free-spi...
provocative gunner
  04/23/17
The delivery of this line is so amazing, I crack up every ti...
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Ruddy windowlicker
  04/29/17
his autistic arm flapping is amazing PSH was a national t...
odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry
  11/29/18
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bronze national
  11/18/23
Answering machine: ... My name is Maude Lebowski. I'm the w...
Ruddy windowlicker
  04/23/17
*Maude lying on her back, knees to chest* Dude: ... Is th...
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Every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility no matter ...
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Uli doesn't care about anything, he's a nihilist. Ahh, t...
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Sticky Walnut Spot
  04/23/17
YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY
odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry
  04/23/17
three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from moses to s...
provocative gunner
  04/23/17
my favorite line from the movie
Cerebral coffee pot
  04/23/17
watching it while cynthia and marty ackerman are in hawaii.
provocative gunner
  04/23/17
Fucking dog has fucking papers. OVER THE LINE!!
primrose awkward community account property
  04/23/17
I'm a brother Seamus. What, like an Irish monk?
primrose awkward community account property
  04/23/17
luckily I've been adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen t...
vigorous rose pocket flask deer antler
  04/23/17
it's a league game, smokey.
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  04/23/17
Has the whole world gone CRAZY?! Am I the only one around h...
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
  04/23/17
Lolling here Well you're obviously not privy to the new s...
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Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! https://www.youtube.com/wat...
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the chief of police of malibu...a real reactionary
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  04/23/17
Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug
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  04/23/17
Is this a... what day is this?
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  04/23/17
xo is entering a world of pain...
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xo abides
Fantasy-prone cobalt multi-billionaire
  04/23/17
I dig your style too, man.
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it's good knowing he's out there, luis, takin' her easy for ...
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
  04/23/17
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this compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the prove...
vigorous rose pocket flask deer antler
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Congrats xo 2017, you've made a Reddit thread
fragrant voyeur
  04/23/17
take it easy, man
Mind-boggling indirect expression
  04/23/17
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  04/23/17
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry
  04/23/17
The story is ludicrous.
hilarious marvelous tanning salon
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They seemed to completely forget about the Dude's rug
chest-beating forum goal in life
  04/23/17
(Not a golfer)
primrose awkward community account property
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Sticky Walnut Spot
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I can get on board with this. Also think pretty high up ther...
primrose awkward community account property
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LMAOOOOO literally never thought of it the second way. ...
Light location
  07/19/17
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Sticky Walnut Spot
  07/22/17
holy fuck
Cerebral coffee pot
  09/13/18
Lol holy shit
odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry
  11/29/18
That wasn't her toe dude.
Sapphire wonderful legal warrant
  04/23/17
They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fe...
Sapphire wonderful legal warrant
  04/23/17
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!
primrose awkward community account property
  04/23/17
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
  04/24/17
Nothing is fucked Dude.
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  04/24/17
They're a bunch of FUCKIN amateurs
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  04/24/17
NOTHING IS FUCKED? THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE M...
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  07/19/17
You know a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-you...
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  04/24/17
you mean coitus?
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  04/24/17
Calmer than you are
Chestnut background story
  04/29/17
Enjoying my coffee.
Sapphire wonderful legal warrant
  04/29/17
calmer than you are.
Light location
  07/19/17
...
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  07/31/17
Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers...
Erotic Scarlet Principal's Office Pistol
  04/29/17
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element. The Chinaman is...
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  07/19/17
you... you... you... human paraquat!
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Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I hav...
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Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
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Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, Man ...
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Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude. The b...
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The Dude is supposed to be a chill guy but is unable to be h...
Cerebral coffee pot
  09/13/18
Bookmarks thread as "running list of XO's 110-IQ faggot...
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  09/13/18
You’ve got to go back
Sapphire wonderful legal warrant
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hehe is that a big lebowski quote
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Dull Hall
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there are ONLY two types of people who don't like this movie...
Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel
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Absolutely Devastating Dude, clearly has a cleft asshold
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love that my new list is 100% self-updating.
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pathetic thread
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xo2017 wow
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Date: April 22nd, 2017 7:35 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

only seinfeld approaches it for quotability

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Date: April 23rd, 2017 7:20 PM
Author: sepia exciting state rigpig

This Is Spinal Tap

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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Tantric razzle-dazzle crackhouse toilet seat

CR

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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.

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Date: April 22nd, 2017 7:36 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry

sometimes there's a man

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Date: April 22nd, 2017 7:36 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

This aggression will not stand

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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Startled native

180 how it's a reference to Bush giving the speech about Saddam that's on the supermarket TV in the beginning scene.

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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:57 PM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

the true 180 of the film is that all the characters "learn" dialogue from each other throughout.

"in the parlance of our times" gets thrown around from a few different characters as well.

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Date: April 22nd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Startled native

coitus?

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Date: April 22nd, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

a natural, zesty enterprise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134748)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: vigorous rose pocket flask deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135274)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 4:11 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140260)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

strongly vaginal ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140643)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indirect expression

cr most of the Dude's lines are just him repeating things he heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33138030)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 2:34 AM
Author: carmine puppy

and she kidnapped herself, man. ever think of that? shes got to feed the monkey... no offence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37318965)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:53 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine

Never thought of that, but it's totally true

It's a series of people saying things they don't totally understand and having other people repeat it with even less understanding



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140776)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Ruddy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140926)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:27 PM
Author: Wild frisky temple french chef

But enough about xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141778)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot

Yeah the characters throughout the movie are unable to communicate with each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36802908)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Onyx Ape

Yeah, well that's just, like, your opinion, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33132937)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready karate prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134460)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134488)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: twisted sweet tailpipe

Mind if I do a j?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33132938)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Sticky Walnut Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33133182)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Startled native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134571)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Very Tactful University

8 year olds, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33133190)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Mustard dashing jap gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33133194)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: maniacal elite corner

"Sorry, Dude, I can't. Shomer Shabbos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33133200)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

That means I don't work. I don't drive a car. I don't fuckin' ride in a car. I don't handle money. I don't turn on the oven. And I sure as shit don't FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!

"Walter--"

"Shomer fucking Shabbos"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Chestnut background story

Do you see what happens, Larry!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33133299)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:58 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140791)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Wild frisky temple french chef

The network edit of this line is great

Do you see what happens when you feed a stranger scrambled eggs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141787)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Excitant Zombie-like House Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141811)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Black stag film mental disorder

Find a stranger in the alps was better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146386)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Chestnut background story

I say this around my kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33191481)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Passionate Lime Stage

BTW I heard a discussion of this on Howard Stern and apparently they just do these swear takes for LOLs now. In Pineapple Express, Seth Rogan keeps calling James Franco a "casserole" instead of an asshole. They like the attention it gets on twitter and stuff when it airs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33809273)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 10:48 AM
Author: lake sandwich set

You're out of your element, Donny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33133640)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Gaped charcoal hunting ground double fault

Yeah, I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working the case. They got us working in shifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33133649)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine

I think this is my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140667)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

Hehe leeeadds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141663)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 3:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Balding Box Office Goyim

lol'ing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37319000)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: Gaped charcoal hunting ground double fault

-Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.

-Or the Creedence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33133655)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135285)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: Bonkers umber boltzmann reading party

They’re working in shifts!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#35457333)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indirect expression

Is this a ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134216)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Theater

How are you gonna keep em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134338)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

he fixed the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137935)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140897)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: bronze national

There's a beverage here!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134371)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: burgundy appetizing chad station

Fucking A man, I got a rash



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134388)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: hyperventilating keepsake machete garrison

He fixes the cable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134398)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 2:36 PM
Author: lake sandwich set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33191352)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

Walter is the best:

If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.

He's crackin'.

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism. At least it's an ethos!

No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134470)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: aromatic hairy legs

Such a 180 written character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137543)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

on record as being written specifically for John Goodman too

that must be such an ego boost for an actor: Coen brothers sitting around coming up with 180 ideas just for you

"I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137563)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:51 PM
Author: aromatic hairy legs

Lmao. That's great. He's the best thing in the movie beyond Liam trying to hold jesus back.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137615)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

I heard/read somewhere once that they just found that guy randomly at a real bowling alley. You can see him cracking a smile at some of Jesus' lines because he's so obviously not a real actor, and they just left it in

EDIT: e.g. 3:31 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZR58d77a4A

0:32 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RXBQTYfyQ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137630)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: dead locale boistinker

"He's cracking" comment at the very end is the funniest part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33809163)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

walter's character was based largely on john milius, the director of Red Dawn and other great movies....also a great script writer.... apparently milius was not flattered by his depiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137931)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:10 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

Also the cowboy narrator:

"Is that like some kind of Eastern thing?"

"Far from it."

just incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134494)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: snowy diverse den

Best thing about Coen Bros films is the dialogue imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134510)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

good IQ test is to show someone a Sorkin-written film and then a Coen Brothers one, neither of which they've seen before, and ask them which had the "smarter" script.

People with 100-125 or so IQs will say Sorkin because it's "fast" and "intellectual." Anyone 125 or above will say it's obviously the Coen Brothers one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134521)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: jet-lagged sound barrier

The scene in Fargo where Francis McDormand is driving back the guy after the wood chipper is maybe one of the best monologues ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134531)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: peach field

"And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134562)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Adventurous Mauve Marketing Idea Lay

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134881)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: vigorous rose pocket flask deer antler

i got goosebumps thinking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135279)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:10 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137780)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Excitant Zombie-like House Death Wish

Might be more acting than writing doing the heavy lifting there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137941)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled main people point

TBF I feel like The Social Network is a bit different because the atmosphere of 'tism matches Sorkins style pretty well, although that's basically just a happy coincidence

that said I think the movie is definitely great more for its direction. Fincher does a great job conveying just a broad, deep sense of pure "sadness" (choosing reznor to score was 180 trillion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135277)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:58 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine

Agreed. It's funny that probably Sorkin's best written film is one in which you aren't encouraged to take anything any character says at face value, since they're all shown as weird and/or scheming.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140790)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: citrine sneaky criminal trailer park

LOL sorkin is so cringy

check out this off-the-cuff monologue from President Bartlett, LJL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ByU35CMv2Y#t=01m47s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140713)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot

*goes on a soliloquy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36802921)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

Dimmi, Sandro. Si? Si! Teeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134526)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140692)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 2:26 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry

Que ridiculo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37318949)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:26 PM
Author: yellow frozen heaven

I hate the fucking Eagles.

*writes check for $0.69*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134585)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Startled native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134596)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: Startled native

You fuckin' said it, mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134594)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: gold aphrodisiac masturbator

that movie changed my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134629)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:42 PM
Author: chest-beating forum goal in life

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134630)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:45 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

Hey! What's this "day of rest" shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you not foolin' me man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. It's bush league psych-out stuff. Laughable man. HA-HA! I woulda fucked you in the ass Saturday. I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. WOOOO!!! You got a date Wednesday baby!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134639)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Aqua impressive immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135260)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry

probably my favorite line

and im really good at acting it out in person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140265)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Aqua impressive immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135262)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: maniacal elite corner

underrated scene is when their at the Dude's landlord's weird play/exhibition and Walter says "we'll go down there after the...what-have-you". Cracks me up but it is really subtle and easy to miss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134637)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating keepsake machete garrison

his cycles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134703)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: aromatic hairy legs

Donny's mouth is open trying to take it seriously. So good. Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137558)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 4:13 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

By the In n Out Burger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140262)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 4:15 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry

i said NEAR the in n out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140269)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 5:57 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Those are good burgers, Walter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140383)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

strongly vaginal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140631)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 7:51 AM
Author: Violet newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33807776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: chest-beating forum goal in life

without question, the GOAT comedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134647)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: purple cruise ship

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135244)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

180000౦000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135330)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

the movie transcends genre classification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140621)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

Btw, this is on HBO Now

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134669)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

Well obviously you're not a golfer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134677)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: fishy mother place of business

hard to have a conversation at a bowling alley now without hearing these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33134728)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135314)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

I'm just helping her conceive, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137535)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Startled native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140932)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 7:13 PM
Author: bronze national

fuck off, Devino.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144166)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Greedy locus electric furnace

I'm a brother shamus!

Brother Seamus? Like an Irish monk?

What the fuck are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144835)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: impertinent shaky whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33147522)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Racially he's pretty cool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33135329)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: vigorous rose pocket flask deer antler

inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141806)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: yellow frozen heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33142445)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144719)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Passionate Lime Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33809288)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: aromatic hairy legs

I was one of the authors of the port huron statement, the original one, not the compromised second draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137578)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indirect expression

Roadie for Metallica. Speed of Sound tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33138036)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

'85. Bunch of assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33139893)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

you and 6 other guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33138139)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Ultramarine Round Eye Range

Have you guys seen the video about the dude the Dude is based on? He actually did write the Port Huron statement. Pretty hilarious. Of course the trumpmos here would hate him irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140860)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: aromatic hairy legs

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the only reason i recognized the reference was i took a HUGE shitliberal course in college on "america since the 60s" and i had to read a book about the SDS and it always seemed they were in meetings to make committees for the next meetings to have more meetings. it reminded me of like a huge government agency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140878)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Ultramarine Round Eye Range

http://www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/biglebowski.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140886)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 7:48 PM
Author: Bonkers umber boltzmann reading party

Ever thus tend even nascent shitlibs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144385)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot

lol took a seminar called "The Global 1960s" and we had to read that as well.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36802937)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: maize thriller market

I am the walrus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137581)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33137587)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 2:29 AM
Author: maize thriller market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33139892)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: Erotic Scarlet Principal's Office Pistol

"Hey, man; this is a private residence" (in response to 3 guys breaking in and smashing shit with a baseball bat).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33138019)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 2:33 AM
Author: Seedy Wrinkle Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33139909)



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Date: April 22nd, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Whoa, nice Marmot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33138889)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 2:27 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

8 yr olds, Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33139885)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 4:27 AM
Author: laughsome mad cow disease weed whacker

the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140294)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140680)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 3:03 AM
Author: Irradiated Balding Box Office Goyim

distressingly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37319005)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 4:29 AM
Author: laughsome mad cow disease weed whacker

it's already the 7th dude

far out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140299)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

the line is

"dude, tomorrow's already the 10th."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP5u_rEWmvg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141664)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 4:30 AM
Author: laughsome mad cow disease weed whacker

bulk of the series

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140301)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 5:42 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140368)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

flunking social studies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140610)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Home

What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140505)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Chestnut background story

Probably my favorite. He later goes back to using Chinaman anyway, perfectly crafted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140652)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:09 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

*spits out white russian*

Increases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140636)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Startled native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140967)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140653)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine

Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140678)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Chestnut background story

Johnson?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140683)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine

Every exchange between Maude and the Dude is a masterpiece. "Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140687)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: aromatic hairy legs

lmao. so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140837)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Light location

legit started lol'ing again at this line. always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33809185)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:53 PM
Author: Greedy locus electric furnace

We come back, and we cut off your Johnson!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144866)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 7:17 PM
Author: bronze national

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144184)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

There are some people who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33830310)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

Oh, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37318984)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:18 AM
Author: Chestnut background story

That's a hell of a Caucasian Jackie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140668)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:19 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140670)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

this movie will be a religion 500 years from now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140699)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: fishy mother place of business

they quoted the prior restraint line in a court case in texas i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140714)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140767)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: clear indecent cuck theatre

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140815)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:07 AM
Author: tripping crusty headpube dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140823)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: aromatic hairy legs

the pause when he's recalling the name Pismo is PERFECT and i don't know exactly why. i crack the fuck up every time. and it's timed to get to the "flowering young men" segue perfectly.

perfect movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140843)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:08 AM
Author: olive histrionic gaming laptop laser beams

Brandt can't watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140825)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:13 AM
Author: dun charismatic piazza national security agency

Profoundly overrated film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Ruddy windowlicker

(AssFaggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140873)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: dun charismatic piazza national security agency

None of these quotes are funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140917)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: Ruddy windowlicker

Sorry man you are in the minority on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140923)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: clear indecent cuck theatre

*drags u out of thread like UA*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140957)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

(seagull cracking up at an Adam Sandler movie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcBP9pu9qEk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141700)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:15 AM
Author: Ruddy windowlicker

Brandt can't watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140864)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: provocative gunner

wonderful woman. we're all very fond of her. very free-spirited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141297)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: arousing sienna skinny woman school cafeteria

The delivery of this line is so amazing, I crack up every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141451)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Ruddy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33191514)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry

his autistic arm flapping is amazing

PSH was a national treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37318958)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: bronze national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#47071988)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Ruddy windowlicker

Answering machine: ... My name is Maude Lebowski. I'm the woman who took the rug.

Cop: Well, I guess we can close the file on that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140881)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Ruddy windowlicker

*Maude lying on her back, knees to chest*

Dude: ... Is that yoga?

Maude: It increases the chances of conception.

Dude: *spits drink everywhere*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140905)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

Every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility no matter who he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some chinaman took them from me in Korea!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140941)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Ruddy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140948)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:35 AM
Author: aromatic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140959)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

Uli doesn't care about anything, he's a nihilist.

Ahh, that must be exhausting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33140965)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Sticky Walnut Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141043)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry

YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141133)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: provocative gunner

three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from moses to sandy koufax...

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVIN' IN THE PAST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141284)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 7:54 PM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot

my favorite line from the movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144407)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: provocative gunner

watching it while cynthia and marty ackerman are in hawaii.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141310)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

Fucking dog has fucking papers. OVER THE LINE!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141332)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:14 PM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

I'm a brother Seamus.

What, like an Irish monk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141324)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: vigorous rose pocket flask deer antler

luckily I've been adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141335)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: provocative gunner

it's a league game, smokey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141420)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

Has the whole world gone CRAZY?! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?! Mark it zero!

Mark it zero!

*cocks gun*

You think I'm fuckin' around here? Mark it zero!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141726)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: arousing sienna skinny woman school cafeteria

Lolling here

Well you're obviously not privy to the new shit..man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141436)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:13 PM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNqLoFHJxM0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141682)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: Greedy locus electric furnace

the chief of police of malibu...a real reactionary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144899)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141711)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:17 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone cobalt multi-billionaire

Is this a... what day is this?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141714)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

xo is entering a world of pain...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141716)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone cobalt multi-billionaire

xo abides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141723)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:20 PM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

I dig your style too, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141730)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

it's good knowing he's out there, luis, takin' her easy for all us sinners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141785)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: vigorous rose pocket flask deer antler

just put this on, 180000 sunday already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33141764)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: vigorous rose pocket flask deer antler

this compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33142167)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: fragrant voyeur

Congrats xo 2017, you've made a Reddit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33142491)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indirect expression

take it easy, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144864)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146348)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33142587)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 7:08 PM
Author: hilarious marvelous tanning salon

The story is ludicrous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144148)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:55 PM
Author: chest-beating forum goal in life

They seemed to completely forget about the Dude's rug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144891)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

(Not a golfer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146289)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Sticky Walnut Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33144927)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

I can get on board with this. Also think pretty high up there (for the subtle dual meaning) is when Jesus goes off on his rant and says, "what's this day of rest shit? What is this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care. It don't matter to Jesus."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146398)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Light location

LMAOOOOO

literally never thought of it the second way.

what a great flick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33809208)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Sticky Walnut Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33830326)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36802955)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 2:34 AM
Author: odious narrow-minded ticket booth dingle berry

Lol holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37318964)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

That wasn't her toe dude.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146367)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146371)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 11:46 PM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146375)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:34 AM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146722)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Nothing is fucked Dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146790)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

They're a bunch of FUCKIN amateurs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33146808)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

NOTHING IS FUCKED? THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33808914)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 5:00 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

You know a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33147483)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 5:42 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

you mean coitus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33147500)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:06 PM
Author: Chestnut background story

Calmer than you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33191509)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Enjoying my coffee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33191549)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Light location

calmer than you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33809211)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:24 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33888896)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: Erotic Scarlet Principal's Office Pistol

Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33191599)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 7:02 AM
Author: Pea-brained vengeful nowag queen of the night

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element. The Chinaman is not the issue, Dude!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33807675)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: yapping turquoise parlour fat ankles

you... you... you... human paraquat!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33808920)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37318937)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: primrose awkward community account property

Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33830132)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#33830419)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#34406422)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: cowardly school half-breed

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, Man ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#34406649)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 2:24 AM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#34406669)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36802729)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#35457265)



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Date: April 19th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#35876623)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude. The bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight. And yet his son is a fucking dunce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36802664)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Cerebral coffee pot

The Dude is supposed to be a chill guy but is unable to be his "normal" self throughout the entire movie

Also he makes a fuckton of White Russians and is unable to drink any of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36802964)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Autistic gay wizard indian lodge

Bookmarks thread as "running list of XO's 110-IQ faggots"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36803145)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

You’ve got to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36803151)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Autistic gay wizard indian lodge

hehe is that a big lebowski quote

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36803157)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 5:14 PM
Author: Dull Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#47071978)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: Spruce Multi-colored Wagecucks Chapel

there are ONLY two types of people who don't like this movie:

- low-IQ tards for whom it all just sails right over their head. You cannot hold it against these people. It's not their fault.

- people like you who are so cynical, unfunny, and generally gay that they can't relax, unplug, and enjoy something pure and beautiful. These people are cancer and deserve to be launched into the sun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36803267)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant

Absolutely Devastating

Dude, clearly has a cleft asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36804031)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 6:58 AM
Author: Autistic gay wizard indian lodge

love that my new list is 100% self-updating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36806342)



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Date: November 29th, 2018 2:21 AM
Author: Floppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#37318940)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug bawdyhouse

(poaster with a cleft asshole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#36803539)



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Date: June 26th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: Flirting office patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#38442025)



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Date: July 21st, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Sapphire wonderful legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#44890908)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 5:00 PM
Author: glittery abusive abode son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#47071904)



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Date: November 18th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Dull Hall

pathetic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#47071982)



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Date: December 9th, 2023 9:20 AM
Author: Motley sinister step-uncle's house lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#47150527)



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Date: December 9th, 2023 9:24 AM
Author: beta pit gaping

xo2017 wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3591965&forum_id=2#47150545)