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Who says dead lifts are useless? 30 foot tree fell across my driveway

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morni...
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so...
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would ha...
Mind-boggling Out-of-control Trailer Park
  04/25/17
http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tr...
laughsome pale chad
  04/25/17
The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had ...
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
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wild school messiness
  04/25/17
You seem low IQ
wild school messiness
  04/25/17
is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?
laughsome pale chad
  04/25/17
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fragrant impressive ratface
  04/25/17
The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 3...
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
(dumbest poster on xo)
wild school messiness
  04/25/17
180
Citrine Greedy Temple
  04/25/17
180
wild school messiness
  04/25/17
I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super...
dun stimulating lay
  04/25/17
Aren't you in a condo?
mischievous idiotic market
  04/25/17
Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the s...
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about ...
floppy nibblets mother
  04/25/17
I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
lol
wild school messiness
  04/25/17
the apple doesn't fall far from the...
Judgmental space preventive strike
  04/25/17
180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practicall...
submissive boltzmann
  04/25/17
it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically wai...
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u
hairraiser nofapping resort personal credit line
  04/25/17
my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share wit...
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Go...
Misunderstood famous landscape painting
  04/25/17
180. nice work.
cerebral doobsian senate
  04/25/17
Did you lock out your hips at the top?
dun stimulating lay
  04/25/17
Cant stim properly any other way.
salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
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salmon institution marketing idea
  04/25/17
Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice locko...
Red irradiated meetinghouse crotch
  04/25/17
did the lunk alarm go off?
pearl indian lodge multi-billionaire
  04/25/17
rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functio...
sapphire site
  04/25/17
Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?
Vivacious Half-breed
  04/25/17
Did you lift sumo
Supple mauve house
  04/25/17


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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

And the driveway next door. Windy last night and this morning - bunch of trees and branches in the neighborhood blew down.

45 year old neighbor from upstairs - 6'1" and 240 pounds and his wife are bleating because they need to go to work and are frantically calling taxis (lol olds). My wife also needs to go to work.

After ripping off my posers, I break off the extra branches and fucking hulk the entire tree by myself away from both driveways and drop it into the street so that it's blocking part of the street instead of our driveway.

The "male" neighbor sheepishly gets into his car and drives off while his wife and my wife faint from the sight.

I called the city and since the tree is blocking the sidewalk and the street they will come cut it up and take it away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157971)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

And yes the tree was a birch tree and it was dry and dead so it was not THAT heavy, but it was pretty heavy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33157985)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Out-of-control Trailer Park

but if you had deadlifted the day/night before, you would have been too sore to do what you just did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158008)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: laughsome pale chad

http://temporaryrepair.com/blog/2013/9/19/how-much-does-a-tree-weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158017)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

The whole tree probably weighed 600-700 pounds. I just had to move one end which weighed about 200 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158100)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: wild school messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158126)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: wild school messiness

You seem low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158127)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: laughsome pale chad

is your back sore from deadlifting 20,000 pounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158103)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: fragrant impressive ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158108)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

The tree was not 80 feet long and 24" across. It was 30 feet tall with a diameter of 6-12 inches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158119)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: wild school messiness

(dumbest poster on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158138)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Citrine Greedy Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158117)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: wild school messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158118)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: dun stimulating lay

I was able to get a fairly heavy elderly neighbor (not super fat but tall and kind of big for an older guy) back into his wheelchair after a fall and i credit deadlifts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158125)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: mischievous idiotic market

Aren't you in a condo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158134)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

Yes. We still have trees and driveways. Which is why the shrews were panicking - three of them had to leave for work.

I could have slept in for another 90 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158150)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: floppy nibblets mother

imagine how big the tree will be when your son poasts about this day on xo in 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158142)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

I just hope he isn't bragging about sticking it in his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158158)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: wild school messiness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158161)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: Judgmental space preventive strike

the apple doesn't fall far from the...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158274)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: submissive boltzmann

180 but careful about calling those dudes who are practically your peers "olds"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158159)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

it was just funny seeing a big grown ass man frantically waiting for a cab and kvetching about his bad luck while I walk out in my pajamas 2 minutes after waking up and just move the fucking tree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158173)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: hairraiser nofapping resort personal credit line

this is very /r/thathappened but I believe u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158168)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

my wife took some pictures. I will see what I can share without too much identifying information

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood famous landscape painting

Big dead rotting branches are very dangerous. That guy at Google and a governor of Texas got paralyzed from falling branches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158185)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:43 PM
Author: cerebral doobsian senate

180. nice work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158221)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: dun stimulating lay

Did you lock out your hips at the top?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158245)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea

Cant stim properly any other way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33158281)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: salmon institution marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161183)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:13 PM
Author: Red irradiated meetinghouse crotch

Did u huff some ammonia beforehand and do the practice lockout before you engaged dat HIP DRAHHVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161201)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:15 PM
Author: pearl indian lodge multi-billionaire

did the lunk alarm go off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161220)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: sapphire site

rippetoe: functional strength? what the fuck is more functional than deadlifting? It's picking up heavy shit from the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161260)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Half-breed

Wait, who does say deadlifts are useless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161706)



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Date: April 25th, 2017 7:00 PM
Author: Supple mauve house

Did you lift sumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3595068&forum_id=2#33161731)