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I'm a virgin, and I have irreversible damage to my testicles and dick. (reddit)

the XO story --- But I want to get one thing out of the wa...
Bistre house patrolman
  05/04/17
*unties noose* *laughs at guy in story*
hideous state
  05/04/17
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He writes well
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  05/04/17
even though he's probably ESL.
Bistre house patrolman
  05/04/17
ok lol fuck
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"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 yea...
Bistre house patrolman
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floppy awkward trailer park son of senegal
  05/04/17
He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwis...
vigorous mustard voyeur
  05/04/17
very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from ...
Bistre house patrolman
  05/04/17
and, very soon, sex bots
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  12/15/17
Weird thread
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  10/12/17
I have crooked, damaged teeth... Fixable ...large mole...
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Bistre house patrolman
  12/15/17
good to have you back on the bort, suze
Azure Skinny Woman Boistinker
  12/15/17
i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xo...
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  12/15/17
TTIWWOP
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  12/16/17
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Bistre house patrolman
  02/10/18
most likely flame, but funny nonetheless
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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: Bistre house patrolman

the XO story

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But I want to get one thing out of the way first - I am very physically unattractive. The last time I had sexual contact with a girl was when I was 19 - and I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old. I have crooked, damaged teeth, large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face), severe osteoporosis and chicken bones, and I'm 5'6.

I've only held down a steady job since I turned 24. Before that I was homeless, jumping from job to job. I never completed 'high school'. (I'm European).

Anyways, as the title says, I have had a number of varicoceles growing on my testicles that have atrophied them beyond medical intervention (irreversible damage) which has damaged my testosterone production, shrunk my dick and my balls to a very small size.

The killer blow is that I also suffer from sharp downwards congenital curvature of my penis when I'm erect. This would make conventional sex very painful. I've also been sterile since birth (I only ejaculate very watery semen), but I'm not sure I want children anyway. (Though this will affect anyone crazy enough to sleep with me, wanting to be with me as a long term partner).

I've recently considered writing to the European Court to consider my case for assisted suicide but I fear since I'm otherwise 'perfectly healthy' in other areas of my life, they won't take me seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226656)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: hideous state

*unties noose*

*laughs at guy in story*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226672)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: orange candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369855)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: fragrant chestnut keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369860)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: fear-inspiring crackhouse gaming laptop

He writes well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226675)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Bistre house patrolman

even though he's probably ESL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226688)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz casino

ok lol fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226723)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: alcoholic yellow church building



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Bistre house patrolman

"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old"

what a fucking chad. gas this fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226703)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: floppy awkward trailer park son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226760)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: vigorous mustard voyeur

He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwise stick to masturbation and porn like at least 20% of the rest of humanity. Hell, it's good enough for like half of Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226785)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Bistre house patrolman

very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from using porn/prostitutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226897)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Azure Skinny Woman Boistinker

and, very soon, sex bots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932076)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Kink-friendly dashing tanning salon queen of the night

Weird thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226909)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Bistre house patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33227002)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:40 AM
Author: Bistre house patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423232)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:43 AM
Author: flesh orchestra pit idea he suggested

I have crooked, damaged teeth...

Fixable

...large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face)

Again fixable

...severe osteoporosis and chicken bones

I think modern science should be able to help

...and I'm 5'6.

oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423242)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Bistre house patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932060)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Azure Skinny Woman Boistinker

good to have you back on the bort, suze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932080)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Ungodly French Chef Nursing Home

i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xoxo poasters will think he's a 10/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932085)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: silver address

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932558)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: cracking mint factory reset button heaven



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Date: February 10th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Bistre house patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369622)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Amber laughsome fat ankles mediation

most likely flame, but funny nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369893)