I'm a virgin, and I have irreversible damage to my testicles and dick. (reddit)
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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:46 AM Author: Bistre house patrolman
the XO story
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But I want to get one thing out of the way first - I am very physically unattractive. The last time I had sexual contact with a girl was when I was 19 - and I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old. I have crooked, damaged teeth, large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face), severe osteoporosis and chicken bones, and I'm 5'6.
I've only held down a steady job since I turned 24. Before that I was homeless, jumping from job to job. I never completed 'high school'. (I'm European).
Anyways, as the title says, I have had a number of varicoceles growing on my testicles that have atrophied them beyond medical intervention (irreversible damage) which has damaged my testosterone production, shrunk my dick and my balls to a very small size.
The killer blow is that I also suffer from sharp downwards congenital curvature of my penis when I'm erect. This would make conventional sex very painful. I've also been sterile since birth (I only ejaculate very watery semen), but I'm not sure I want children anyway. (Though this will affect anyone crazy enough to sleep with me, wanting to be with me as a long term partner).
I've recently considered writing to the European Court to consider my case for assisted suicide but I fear since I'm otherwise 'perfectly healthy' in other areas of my life, they won't take me seriously.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226656) |
Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM Author: hideous state
*unties noose*
*laughs at guy in story*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226672) |
Date: May 4th, 2017 12:51 AM Author: Bistre house patrolman
"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old"
what a fucking chad. gas this fag
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226703) |
Date: October 12th, 2017 6:43 AM Author: flesh orchestra pit idea he suggested
I have crooked, damaged teeth...
Fixable
...large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face)
Again fixable
...severe osteoporosis and chicken bones
I think modern science should be able to help
...and I'm 5'6.
oh
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423242) |
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