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I'm a virgin, and I have irreversible damage to my testicles and dick. (reddit)

the XO story --- But I want to get one thing out of the wa...
Impertinent Dilemma Chad
  05/04/17
*unties noose* *laughs at guy in story*
aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap
  05/04/17
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motley set pocket flask
  02/10/18
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Yapping piazza
  02/10/18
He writes well
Glassy keepsake machete
  05/04/17
even though he's probably ESL.
Impertinent Dilemma Chad
  05/04/17
ok lol fuck
supple cruise ship
  05/04/17
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Frozen cerebral rigpig hospital
  05/04/17
"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 yea...
Impertinent Dilemma Chad
  05/04/17
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know-it-all stag film alpha
  05/04/17
He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwis...
bateful organic girlfriend
  05/04/17
very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from ...
Impertinent Dilemma Chad
  05/04/17
and, very soon, sex bots
Saffron university
  12/15/17
Weird thread
glittery pervert
  05/04/17
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Impertinent Dilemma Chad
  05/04/17
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Impertinent Dilemma Chad
  10/12/17
I have crooked, damaged teeth... Fixable ...large mole...
boyish nursing home
  10/12/17
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Impertinent Dilemma Chad
  12/15/17
good to have you back on the bort, suze
Saffron university
  12/15/17
i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xo...
Razzmatazz athletic conference
  12/15/17
TTIWWOP
Racy becky
  12/16/17
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cracking harsh mexican corn cake
  12/16/17
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Impertinent Dilemma Chad
  02/10/18
most likely flame, but funny nonetheless
Scarlet Cruel-hearted Macaca
  02/10/18


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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: Impertinent Dilemma Chad

the XO story

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But I want to get one thing out of the way first - I am very physically unattractive. The last time I had sexual contact with a girl was when I was 19 - and I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old. I have crooked, damaged teeth, large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face), severe osteoporosis and chicken bones, and I'm 5'6.

I've only held down a steady job since I turned 24. Before that I was homeless, jumping from job to job. I never completed 'high school'. (I'm European).

Anyways, as the title says, I have had a number of varicoceles growing on my testicles that have atrophied them beyond medical intervention (irreversible damage) which has damaged my testosterone production, shrunk my dick and my balls to a very small size.

The killer blow is that I also suffer from sharp downwards congenital curvature of my penis when I'm erect. This would make conventional sex very painful. I've also been sterile since birth (I only ejaculate very watery semen), but I'm not sure I want children anyway. (Though this will affect anyone crazy enough to sleep with me, wanting to be with me as a long term partner).

I've recently considered writing to the European Court to consider my case for assisted suicide but I fear since I'm otherwise 'perfectly healthy' in other areas of my life, they won't take me seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226656)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mad-dog skullcap

*unties noose*

*laughs at guy in story*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226672)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: motley set pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369855)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Yapping piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369860)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Glassy keepsake machete

He writes well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226675)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Impertinent Dilemma Chad

even though he's probably ESL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226688)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: supple cruise ship

ok lol fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226723)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Frozen cerebral rigpig hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226748)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Impertinent Dilemma Chad

"I got to third base with a suicidal and damaged 17 year old"

what a fucking chad. gas this fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226703)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: know-it-all stag film alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226760)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: bateful organic girlfriend

He could still get a prostitute once in a while and otherwise stick to masturbation and porn like at least 20% of the rest of humanity. Hell, it's good enough for like half of Japan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226785)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Impertinent Dilemma Chad

very lulz how America conspires to even prevent incels from using porn/prostitutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226897)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Saffron university

and, very soon, sex bots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932076)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: glittery pervert

Weird thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33226909)



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Date: May 4th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Impertinent Dilemma Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#33227002)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:40 AM
Author: Impertinent Dilemma Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423232)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 6:43 AM
Author: boyish nursing home

I have crooked, damaged teeth...

Fixable

...large moles all over my body (two prominent ones on my face)

Again fixable

...severe osteoporosis and chicken bones

I think modern science should be able to help

...and I'm 5'6.

oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34423242)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Impertinent Dilemma Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932060)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: Saffron university

good to have you back on the bort, suze

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932080)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz athletic conference

i bet if he goes tranny and puts on a blonde wig, lots of xoxo poasters will think he's a 10/10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932085)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Racy becky

TTIWWOP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932558)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: cracking harsh mexican corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#34932562)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Impertinent Dilemma Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369622)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Scarlet Cruel-hearted Macaca

most likely flame, but funny nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604084&forum_id=2#35369893)