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Trump appoints HIMSELF new FBI director (not flame)

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It was fantastic, believe me.
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund

President Donald J. Trump announced tonight that he was appointing himself to be the new FBI Director following the surprise dismissal of James Comey earlier this week.

"Effective immediately, I am appointing myself, Donald Trump, to lead the FBI during this difficult days. We have tremendous challenges ahead, and I am more than prepared to meet they [sic] as we move forward, believe me," Trump said in a brief statement.

Legal experts and constitutional scholars are questioning the move, but the White House insists that everything is fantastic and really bigly terrific.

http://yahoonews.com/trump-appoints-self-the-new-fbi-director-says-going-to-be-amazing-45736145464-htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278729)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:22 AM
Author: Vibrant Khaki Skinny Woman

[sic] in a verbal statement. cool story bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278857)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:29 AM
Author: swollen coldplay fan office



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Crimson Location

not your best work with the bigly.

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund

It was fantastic, believe me.

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Sooty Fragrant Gas Station



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Bisexual Copper Crackhouse Wagecucks

Cr, good idea, poor execution (by Evan standards)

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: Floppy godawful step-uncle's house famous landscape painting



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: nubile appetizing indian lodge windowlicker

meh

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: swollen coldplay fan office



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Vibrant Khaki Skinny Woman

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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: drab stubborn mad cow disease

This is one of your weaker efforts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278877)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: swollen coldplay fan office



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Date: May 11th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: shivering property

This thread will be remembered only through those trivia contests about obscure evan39 threads no one remembers because they were so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33278889)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund

Well you clicked on it ljl

Also, how dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279213)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: Buff casino

Yahoo!'s recent struggles have mostly been attributed to a lack of innovation, questionable leadership, and an inability to establish its role in an ever changing online marketplace. However, a recent report suggests that the ailing internet giant has actually been undermined from the outside by an unlikely source.

Alex Goldstein, an analyst at Deutsche Bank, was assigned to evaluate the company. During this process, he uncovered numerous instances in which a commenter on an online law school message board repeatedly drafted fake news articles and attributed them to Yahoo! News. According to Goldstein, this commenter, known only as "evan39," created very elaborate stories specifically designed to deceive the reader.

"It's all fiction," Goldstein said, "but the level of detail was such that it would be hard to tell that it was fake. The stories relayed certain 'facts' which might have seemed totally absurd ten years ago, but in today's cartoon world, actually seem plausible. Separating fact from fiction is becoming harder and harder."

"If you click the link provided in his post, you'll see that it goes nowhere, but who actually bothers to do that these days?'

Goldstein noted that while evan39 also linked stories to CNN, Fox News, and other outlets, 73 percent of his fake news posts were attributed to Yahoo!.

When asked for comment, a Yahoo! spokesperson said the company was contemplating legal action, but noted that evan39's homosexuality provided him a level of immunity. "He's not some cis white male shitlord. People will respect his rights."

http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-damaged-by-gaywads-literal-fake-news-2017-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279726)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:55 AM
Author: Exciting brunch quadroon



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: seedy theater half-breed



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:05 AM
Author: heady deer antler sound barrier



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Disrespectful amethyst pistol

better than the faggot OP

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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Galvanic henna crotch

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Date: May 11th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: brindle prole kitchen



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund

Whoa excellent

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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Buff casino

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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:23 PM
Author: shivering property



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: stirring transparent locus halford



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Date: May 11th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Wonderful gay wizard

Evan, I understand why people are saying this is not your best work and why you personally had to blank bump it so much, but I just want to say that I enjoyed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279764)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:06 AM
Author: heady deer antler sound barrier

It's like a classic Onion article - headline is 180 and the text is mostly filler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279779)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:10 AM
Author: Wonderful gay wizard

Evan's normal touch is to make the fake article just slightly plausible, causing you to click the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279909)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Dead Ebony Sweet Tailpipe Stag Film



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: titillating sadistic newt dilemma

You are a board treasure. I stand FIRMLY behind Evan39.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279797)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Disrespectful amethyst pistol

and by "treasure," we mean faggot. evan39: you are a board faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33279807)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:12 AM
Author: Bisexual Copper Crackhouse Wagecucks

... pumping and sweating

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Date: May 11th, 2017 9:37 AM
Author: heady deer antler sound barrier



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Date: May 26th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: stirring transparent locus halford



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:38 AM
Author: Emerald filthy volcanic crater principal's office



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: thriller patrolman



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Date: May 11th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Adulterous Boistinker

evan i gotta know, how did you blank bump this ~20 times in under one minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3610994&forum_id=2#33280423)



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Date: May 11th, 2017 8:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund

Opened multiple duplicate tabs

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Date: May 26th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all parlor

(Hacker)

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed turquoise trust fund



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