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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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harsh irradiated house weed whacker
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
low-t home milk
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Self-absorbed Startled Quadroon
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Pungent galvanic mexican casino
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Bronze rough-skinned azn lay
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
glittery startling potus water buffalo
  08/21/17
Its much easier
pearl sanctuary
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Cerise step-uncle's house goal in life
  08/21/17
...
glittery startling potus water buffalo
  08/21/17
CR
Boyish Forum Patrolman
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
glittery startling potus water buffalo
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
claret provocative bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Stimulating geriatric genital piercing
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
claret provocative bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
Haunting Carmine Hissy Fit Tanning Salon
  08/21/17
...
Stimulating geriatric genital piercing
  08/22/17
...
Confused brass parlor gaping
  08/22/17
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ivory vigorous church sneaky criminal
  08/22/17
"towr"
Coral Cocky Windowlicker
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
well-lubricated wonderful parlour
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
talented stubborn friendly grandma
  08/21/17
wtf
yellow library
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Gold Rehab Faggot Firefighter
  08/21/17
...
claret provocative bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
...
Chartreuse Halford
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
Slate site reading party
  08/22/17
...
mewling heaven
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
flushed death wish temple
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
claret provocative bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Gold Rehab Faggot Firefighter
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Self-absorbed Startled Quadroon
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
floppy hideous masturbator
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
claret provocative bawdyhouse
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
trip indirect expression
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
flushed death wish temple
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
trip indirect expression
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Silver misunderstood pit
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
pearly set
  08/22/17
...
Marvelous gas station laser beams
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
floppy hideous masturbator
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Silver misunderstood pit
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Red crackhouse
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Sick plaza twinkling uncleanness
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Aqua cracking cuck
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Self-absorbed Startled Quadroon
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
out-of-control motley field
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
garnet gay wizard
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
White range voyeur
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
pearl sanctuary
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
Racy jew
  08/22/17
Yeah
Ultramarine spectacular toaster
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
Confused brass parlor gaping
  08/22/17
yeah man
pink gunner kitchen
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
Slate site reading party
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
nighttime prole chapel
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Ungodly pervert toilet seat
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Primrose business firm legend
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
fragrant overrated corner boltzmann
  08/23/17
...
insecure nudist den
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Red crackhouse
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Sick plaza twinkling uncleanness
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: harsh irradiated house weed whacker

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: low-t home milk

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Startled Quadroon

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Pungent galvanic mexican casino

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Bronze rough-skinned azn lay

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: glittery startling potus water buffalo

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: pearl sanctuary

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Cerise step-uncle's house goal in life

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: glittery startling potus water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Boyish Forum Patrolman

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: glittery startling potus water buffalo

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: claret provocative bawdyhouse

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Stimulating geriatric genital piercing

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: claret provocative bawdyhouse

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Haunting Carmine Hissy Fit Tanning Salon

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Stimulating geriatric genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Confused brass parlor gaping



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: ivory vigorous church sneaky criminal



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Coral Cocky Windowlicker

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated wonderful parlour

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: talented stubborn friendly grandma

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: yellow library

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Gold Rehab Faggot Firefighter

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: claret provocative bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: Slate site reading party

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: mewling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: flushed death wish temple

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: claret provocative bawdyhouse

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Gold Rehab Faggot Firefighter

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Startled Quadroon

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: floppy hideous masturbator

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: claret provocative bawdyhouse

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: trip indirect expression

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: flushed death wish temple

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: trip indirect expression

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Silver misunderstood pit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: pearly set

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Marvelous gas station laser beams



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: floppy hideous masturbator

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Silver misunderstood pit

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Red crackhouse

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Sick plaza twinkling uncleanness

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Aqua cracking cuck

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Startled Quadroon

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: out-of-control motley field

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: garnet gay wizard

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: White range voyeur

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: pearl sanctuary

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Racy jew

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine spectacular toaster

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Confused brass parlor gaping

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: pink gunner kitchen

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Slate site reading party

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: nighttime prole chapel

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Ungodly pervert toilet seat

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Primrose business firm legend

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: fragrant overrated corner boltzmann

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: insecure nudist den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Red crackhouse

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Sick plaza twinkling uncleanness

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)