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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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splenetic unhinged mediation trump supporter
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
fiercely-loyal flickering degenerate
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Magical Dashing Home
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
vigorous bright kitty cat cuckold
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Puce piazza
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
stimulating misanthropic ticket booth laser beams
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Silver candlestick maker
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
know-it-all hell
  08/21/17
...
stimulating misanthropic ticket booth laser beams
  08/21/17
CR
Electric Maroon Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
stimulating misanthropic ticket booth laser beams
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Walnut razzle place of business
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
up-to-no-good free-loading house faggotry
  08/21/17
...
Walnut razzle place of business
  08/22/17
...
appetizing rigpig dilemma
  08/22/17
...
Underhanded razzle-dazzle forum
  08/22/17
"towr"
hilarious purple famous landscape painting
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
talented ebony center
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Citrine brunch scourge upon the earth
  08/21/17
wtf
translucent curious stage reading party
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Excitant lodge
  08/21/17
...
Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested
  08/21/17
...
orange address
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
galvanic kink-friendly national
  08/22/17
...
startling antidepressant drug jap
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Lime cruel-hearted cuck
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Excitant lodge
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Magical Dashing Home
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Ruby Area Haunted Graveyard
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
Diverse business firm
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Lime cruel-hearted cuck
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
Diverse business firm
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Apoplectic Prole Chad
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
wonderful messiness
  08/22/17
...
aqua abode codepig
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Ruby Area Haunted Graveyard
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Apoplectic Prole Chad
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
disrespectful thirsty parlor kitty
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
doobsian church building
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Hyperventilating Pit Keepsake Machete
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Magical Dashing Home
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Exhilarant impertinent spot
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
concupiscible school cafeteria
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Sapphire ratface
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Silver candlestick maker
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
heady national security agency resort
  08/22/17
Yeah
awkward avocado state
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
appetizing rigpig dilemma
  08/22/17
yeah man
Glittery personal credit line organic girlfriend
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
galvanic kink-friendly national
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
adulterous coral really tough guy black woman
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
vibrant native
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Hairless frum cruise ship
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
amber space boltzmann
  08/23/17
...
spruce racy box office
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
disrespectful thirsty parlor kitty
  08/23/17
So does algebra
doobsian church building
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: splenetic unhinged mediation trump supporter

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal flickering degenerate

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Magical Dashing Home

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: vigorous bright kitty cat cuckold

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Puce piazza

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic ticket booth laser beams

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Silver candlestick maker

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: know-it-all hell

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic ticket booth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Electric Maroon Mad-dog Skullcap

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic ticket booth laser beams

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Walnut razzle place of business

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good free-loading house faggotry

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Walnut razzle place of business



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: appetizing rigpig dilemma



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Underhanded razzle-dazzle forum



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: hilarious purple famous landscape painting

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: talented ebony center

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Citrine brunch scourge upon the earth

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: translucent curious stage reading party

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Excitant lodge

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: orange address



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: galvanic kink-friendly national

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: startling antidepressant drug jap



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Lime cruel-hearted cuck

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Excitant lodge

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Magical Dashing Home

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Ruby Area Haunted Graveyard

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Lemon beady-eyed idea he suggested

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: Diverse business firm

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Lime cruel-hearted cuck

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Diverse business firm

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Apoplectic Prole Chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: wonderful messiness

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: aqua abode codepig



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Ruby Area Haunted Graveyard

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic Prole Chad

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: disrespectful thirsty parlor kitty

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: doobsian church building

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Pit Keepsake Machete

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Magical Dashing Home

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant impertinent spot

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: concupiscible school cafeteria

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Sapphire ratface

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Silver candlestick maker

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: heady national security agency resort

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: awkward avocado state

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: appetizing rigpig dilemma

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Glittery personal credit line organic girlfriend

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: galvanic kink-friendly national

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: adulterous coral really tough guy black woman

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: vibrant native

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Hairless frum cruise ship

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: amber space boltzmann

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: spruce racy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: disrespectful thirsty parlor kitty

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: doobsian church building

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)