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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Cream turdskin candlestick maker
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
provocative office partner
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Dashing Sepia Filthpig Heaven
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
fragrant flushed sanctuary skinny woman
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
canary erotic selfie meetinghouse
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Beta Jew
  08/21/17
Its much easier
ruby twisted corner
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Transparent orchestra pit
  08/21/17
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Beta Jew
  08/21/17
CR
Cordovan supple knife
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Beta Jew
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Concupiscible death wish juggernaut
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
wine odious casino
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Concupiscible death wish juggernaut
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
swashbuckling ruddy theater stage
  08/21/17
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wine odious casino
  08/22/17
...
garnet disgusting pocket flask brunch
  08/22/17
...
Mildly autistic azn den
  08/22/17
"towr"
Cerise Lay Trust Fund
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
razzle locale nibblets
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Cracking address
  08/21/17
wtf
Rough-skinned vigorous cuckold bbw
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Lavender sound barrier
  08/21/17
...
Concupiscible death wish juggernaut
  08/21/17
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Impressive cuck boiling water
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
passionate nursing home
  08/22/17
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shimmering laser beams
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
Flatulent titillating dingle berry national
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Concupiscible death wish juggernaut
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Lavender sound barrier
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Dashing Sepia Filthpig Heaven
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
Comical cheese-eating location fortuitous meteor
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Concupiscible death wish juggernaut
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
vibrant abode dog poop
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
Flatulent titillating dingle berry national
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
vibrant abode dog poop
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
Overrated mediation
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
sexy associate
  08/22/17
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Internet-worthy swollen school headpube
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
Comical cheese-eating location fortuitous meteor
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
Overrated mediation
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
obsidian step-uncle's house community account
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Snowy dragon temple
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
hairraiser emerald church building
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Dashing Sepia Filthpig Heaven
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
Motley kitty library
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
heady business firm
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Cruel-hearted Puppy
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
ruby twisted corner
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
contagious gold cruise ship shitlib
  08/22/17
Yeah
Maniacal box office kitty cat
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
garnet disgusting pocket flask brunch
  08/22/17
yeah man
Marvelous slimy place of business pit
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
passionate nursing home
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Sapphire parlor
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
boyish jet sex offender
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
jet-lagged racy boistinker
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
aquamarine range boltzmann
  08/23/17
...
misunderstood bawdyhouse
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
obsidian step-uncle's house community account
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Snowy dragon temple
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Cream turdskin candlestick maker

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: provocative office partner

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Dashing Sepia Filthpig Heaven

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: fragrant flushed sanctuary skinny woman

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: canary erotic selfie meetinghouse

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Beta Jew

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: ruby twisted corner

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Beta Jew



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Cordovan supple knife

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Beta Jew

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible death wish juggernaut

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: wine odious casino

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible death wish juggernaut

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling ruddy theater stage

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: wine odious casino



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: garnet disgusting pocket flask brunch



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Mildly autistic azn den



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Cerise Lay Trust Fund

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: razzle locale nibblets

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Cracking address

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Rough-skinned vigorous cuckold bbw

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Lavender sound barrier

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible death wish juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Impressive cuck boiling water



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: passionate nursing home

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: shimmering laser beams



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Flatulent titillating dingle berry national

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible death wish juggernaut

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Lavender sound barrier

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Dashing Sepia Filthpig Heaven

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: Comical cheese-eating location fortuitous meteor

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible death wish juggernaut

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: vibrant abode dog poop

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Flatulent titillating dingle berry national

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: vibrant abode dog poop

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Overrated mediation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: sexy associate

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: Internet-worthy swollen school headpube



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Comical cheese-eating location fortuitous meteor

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Overrated mediation

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: obsidian step-uncle's house community account

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Snowy dragon temple

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: hairraiser emerald church building

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Dashing Sepia Filthpig Heaven

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Motley kitty library

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: heady business firm

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Puppy

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: ruby twisted corner

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: contagious gold cruise ship shitlib

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Maniacal box office kitty cat

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: garnet disgusting pocket flask brunch

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy place of business pit

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: passionate nursing home

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Sapphire parlor

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: boyish jet sex offender

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged racy boistinker

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: aquamarine range boltzmann

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: misunderstood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: obsidian step-uncle's house community account

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Snowy dragon temple

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)