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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Drunken avocado main people
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
bonkers magenta death wish crackhouse
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
Cobalt national
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
Tan resort pisswyrm
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
Clear base
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
Bright costumed old irish cottage
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Rebellious library
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Excitant Turquoise Idea He Suggested
  08/21/17
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Bright costumed old irish cottage
  08/21/17
CR
Hairless fanboi milk
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
Bright costumed old irish cottage
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Adventurous newt
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
Amethyst Nighttime Immigrant Stag Film
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Adventurous newt
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
yapping institution
  08/21/17
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Amethyst Nighttime Immigrant Stag Film
  08/22/17
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  08/22/17
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  08/22/17
"towr"
Primrose nowag
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Violet gaping voyeur
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
Indecent Doctorate Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/21/17
wtf
Vivacious Slippery Address Partner
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Unhinged poppy theater marketing idea
  08/21/17
...
Adventurous newt
  08/21/17
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seedy sooty native
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
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  08/22/17
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Khaki hospital hunting ground
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
crusty fantasy-prone black woman dysfunction
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Adventurous newt
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Unhinged poppy theater marketing idea
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
Cobalt national
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
talking chestnut orchestra pit
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Adventurous newt
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
offensive crimson quadroon
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
crusty fantasy-prone black woman dysfunction
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
offensive crimson quadroon
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
arousing twisted chapel kitty cat
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
zombie-like deranged fat ankles
  08/22/17
...
hilarious double fault
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
talking chestnut orchestra pit
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
arousing twisted chapel kitty cat
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Talented umber menage
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
Adulterous new version goyim
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
Transparent ape
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
Cobalt national
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
ocher boyish rehab cuckoldry
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
flickering translucent space kitty
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
Disgusting racy area philosopher-king
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Rebellious library
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
passionate arrogant factory reset button
  08/22/17
Yeah
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  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
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  08/22/17
yeah man
Confused ungodly parlour
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
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  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Spectacular Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
Smoky glittery theater stage idiot
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Multi-colored Misanthropic Property
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
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  08/23/17
...
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  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Talented umber menage
  08/23/17
So does algebra
Adulterous new version goyim
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Drunken avocado main people

no

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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: bonkers magenta death wish crackhouse

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Cobalt national

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: Tan resort pisswyrm

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Clear base

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Bright costumed old irish cottage

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Rebellious library

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Excitant Turquoise Idea He Suggested

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Bright costumed old irish cottage



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Hairless fanboi milk

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Bright costumed old irish cottage

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Adventurous newt

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Nighttime Immigrant Stag Film

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Adventurous newt

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: yapping institution

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Amethyst Nighttime Immigrant Stag Film



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: vibrant anal boltzmann digit ratio



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: Azure stain lay



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Primrose nowag

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Violet gaping voyeur

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: Indecent Doctorate Scourge Upon The Earth

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Vivacious Slippery Address Partner

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Unhinged poppy theater marketing idea

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Adventurous newt



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: seedy sooty native



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: swollen dun gay wizard site

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Khaki hospital hunting ground



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: crusty fantasy-prone black woman dysfunction

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Adventurous newt

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Unhinged poppy theater marketing idea

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: Cobalt national

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: talking chestnut orchestra pit

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Adventurous newt

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: offensive crimson quadroon

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: crusty fantasy-prone black woman dysfunction

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: offensive crimson quadroon

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: arousing twisted chapel kitty cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: zombie-like deranged fat ankles

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: hilarious double fault



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: talking chestnut orchestra pit

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: arousing twisted chapel kitty cat

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Talented umber menage

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: Adulterous new version goyim

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Transparent ape

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Cobalt national

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: ocher boyish rehab cuckoldry

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: flickering translucent space kitty

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Disgusting racy area philosopher-king

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Rebellious library

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: passionate arrogant factory reset button

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Beta Orchid Cuck Trailer Park

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: vibrant anal boltzmann digit ratio

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Confused ungodly parlour

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: swollen dun gay wizard site

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Spectacular Mad-dog Skullcap

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: Smoky glittery theater stage idiot

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored Misanthropic Property

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: painfully honest puce casino

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: bisexual sepia coldplay fan



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Talented umber menage

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: Adulterous new version goyim

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)