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POLL: DO U KNOW HOW TO JUMP START A CAR?

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Useless Titillating Den Volcanic Crater
  08/21/17
I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel pro...
insanely creepy chapel fat ankles
  08/22/17
Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on ...
galvanic avocado lodge
  08/21/17
i can barely change a tire.
trip gunner
  08/21/17
jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire
floppy chad
  08/21/17
only if it's on YouTube
awkward federal forum
  08/21/17
Its much easier
Clear fiercely-loyal bbw
  08/22/17
Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.
Big location private investor
  08/21/17
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awkward federal forum
  08/21/17
CR
Citrine diverse hospital nowag
  08/22/17
No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watchi...
awkward federal forum
  08/21/17
yes done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's ca...
Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine
  08/21/17
One of the only things I can do
irate arousing hairy legs
  08/21/17
one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-t...
Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine
  08/21/17
LOL "toll truck" tyft
heady lay giraffe
  08/21/17
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irate arousing hairy legs
  08/22/17
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amethyst telephone garrison
  08/22/17
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startling lavender school cafeteria regret
  08/22/17
"towr"
Vigorous Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/22/17
Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (an...
Plum offensive cuckoldry
  08/21/17
yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car fo...
rebellious public bath gaming laptop
  08/21/17
wtf
razzle bright macaca
  08/21/17
Your generation is fucked.
Pearly Goal In Life
  08/21/17
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Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine
  08/21/17
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Sadistic Property
  08/22/17
*Attaches clamps to nipples* *scratches head*
garnet karate area
  08/22/17
...
Underhanded self-absorbed windowlicker orchestra pit
  08/23/17
literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people
doobsian principal's office
  08/21/17
I've done the following as an Asian male: 1. jump start my ...
Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine
  08/21/17
Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing specia...
Pearly Goal In Life
  08/21/17
Please list accomplishments achieved under your current iden...
galvanic avocado lodge
  08/21/17
I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. A...
territorial yellow fanboi
  08/21/17
put in the black ones in both cars put in red ones in both ...
Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine
  08/21/17
*leans in to mic*
big-titted well-lubricated french chef milk
  08/22/17
I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the r...
doobsian principal's office
  08/21/17
Your wrong. 1 red dead 2 red live 3 black live 4 blac...
big-titted well-lubricated french chef milk
  08/22/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM you just clip...
mahogany disgusting trailer park factory reset button
  08/21/17
cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine
Frum stirring market
  08/22/17
...
red free-loading center mood
  08/22/17
I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long t...
territorial yellow fanboi
  08/21/17
not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or &quo...
mahogany disgusting trailer park factory reset button
  08/21/17
now THAT's a skill.
Pale dilemma
  08/22/17
You don't need much of a hill really.
lascivious faggot firefighter
  08/23/17
Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because ...
razzmatazz brethren
  08/21/17
Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?
galvanic avocado lodge
  08/21/17
With written instructions, yes.
at-the-ready cowardly feces
  08/21/17
Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.
Vengeful Police Squad Foreskin
  08/21/17
Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitt...
unhinged self-centered pistol church building
  08/21/17
Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people...
Clear fiercely-loyal bbw
  08/22/17
A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for...
boyish deranged plaza
  08/22/17
Yeah
massive lake home idea he suggested
  08/22/17
I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off ...
amethyst telephone garrison
  08/22/17
yeah man
Dull supple native azn
  08/22/17
Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hil...
garnet karate area
  08/22/17
Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm...
Flickering Pervert Nursing Home
  08/22/17
Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalis...
vibrant rusted whorehouse mediation
  08/22/17
jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?
Honey-headed library puppy
  08/22/17
Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how ...
provocative pit
  08/23/17
...
Lemon violent rigpig office
  08/23/17
millions of man-hours spent on science education every year ...
Pale dilemma
  08/23/17
So does algebra
lascivious faggot firefighter
  08/23/17


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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Useless Titillating Den Volcanic Crater

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039435)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy chapel fat ankles

I once re-routed the control wiring for a massive diesel propulsion engine aboard a ship because it was starting when it was not supposed to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047363)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: galvanic avocado lodge

Yes, however I cheat by not actually grounding one clamp on the receiving end.

Also, I now have a portable emergency charger that makes it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039443)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:15 PM
Author: trip gunner

i can barely change a tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039478)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: floppy chad

jump starting a car is probably easier than changing a tire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039484)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: awkward federal forum

only if it's on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039493)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Clear fiercely-loyal bbw

Its much easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043078)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Big location private investor

Yes, I take out my phone; fire up the AAA app, summon help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039485)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: awkward federal forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039489)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: Citrine diverse hospital nowag

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045949)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: awkward federal forum

No. I only recently learned how to change a tire (by watching YouTube, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039486)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine

yes

done it multiple times with my car and other ppl's car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039498)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: irate arousing hairy legs

One of the only things I can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039506)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine

one of my house mates at the halfway house works as a toll-truck driver. He's amazed at the number of people who call a toll truck for a dead battery instead of jump starting their car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039508)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: heady lay giraffe

LOL "toll truck" tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039776)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: irate arousing hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043084)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: amethyst telephone garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043885)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:00 PM
Author: startling lavender school cafeteria regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047277)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Vigorous Scourge Upon The Earth

"towr"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047400)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Plum offensive cuckoldry

Yes. Had a car for a few years that wasn't driven often (and I didn't start it often enough) and had to jump it a few times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039515)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:25 PM
Author: rebellious public bath gaming laptop

yes. I also keep a charger and a car tire kit in the car for myself or if someone needs help. I've pulled over to help people on the road several times. I would say most of them simply don't know what to do and you just walk through it be it a dead battery or a tire.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039559)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: razzle bright macaca

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039565)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Pearly Goal In Life

Your generation is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039575)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039594)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Sadistic Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043866)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:38 PM
Author: garnet karate area

*Attaches clamps to nipples*

*scratches head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046031)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Underhanded self-absorbed windowlicker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050527)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

literally did this twice in the past two weeks for people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039600)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine

I've done the following as an Asian male:

1. jump start my car

2. change a tire

3. change the oil

4. change the battery.

5. apply paint and sand paper on a small scratch

yes i used to drive a shitty car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039602)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Pearly Goal In Life

Lots of azn tuners, rice burners, drift cars. Nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039701)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: galvanic avocado lodge

Please list accomplishments achieved under your current identity as a black pangender unicorn, tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040093)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:37 PM
Author: territorial yellow fanboi

I forget what order you're supposed to connect the clamps. Also on one of the cars you're supposed to put the black/neg. clamp on the frame of the car, not the neg. battery terminal for some reason. I'd have to check the owners manual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039639)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: Carnelian Alcoholic Bawdyhouse Dopamine

put in the black ones in both cars

put in red ones in both cars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039658)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: big-titted well-lubricated french chef milk

*leans in to mic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045998)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: doobsian principal's office

I usually connect the black ones to both cars, connect the red to the functioning car battery, start up the functioning car, then connect the red to the dead battery, let it charge for 30 seconds, then try to start the dead battery car.

This seems to always work, even if I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039700)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: big-titted well-lubricated french chef milk

Your wrong.

1 red dead

2 red live

3 black live

4 black to metal on dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046012)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: mahogany disgusting trailer park factory reset button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd7QaliPSVM

you just clip them wherever and let it do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039732)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Frum stirring market

cr 99% chance it'll turn out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34046039)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: red free-loading center mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34047292)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:39 PM
Author: territorial yellow fanboi

I had a beginning auto tech. class at a comm. coll. a long time ago, in the evening. It was moderately useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039652)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: mahogany disgusting trailer park factory reset button

not only how to jumpstart, but also how to popstart (or "push start") a manual if you happen to have a hill handy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:05 PM
Author: Pale dilemma

now THAT's a skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049193)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:06 AM
Author: lascivious faggot firefighter

You don't need much of a hill really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050857)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz brethren

Yes, but I'm apprehensive as fuck each time I do it because red & black bear no relation to + and - for me. I can't keep it all straight, but I have done it many times just using the manual or instructions on the cable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039736)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: galvanic avocado lodge

Are you one of those people who can't remember faces?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34040106)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready cowardly feces

With written instructions, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039740)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:52 PM
Author: Vengeful Police Squad Foreskin

Yes, only because I keep a portable jumpstarter in my car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039745)



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Date: August 21st, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: unhinged self-centered pistol church building

Used to do it all the time in high school when I had a shitty car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34039754)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Clear fiercely-loyal bbw

Of course. This is really easy. There are seriously people who don't know how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: boyish deranged plaza

A prole hasn't asked me for a jump in a mall parking lot for almost 20 years. Sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: massive lake home idea he suggested

Yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043891)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: amethyst telephone garrison

I've done it many times but couldn't remember the order off the top of my head. Would have to check the manual. I do keep both cables and a jump starter in the trunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043907)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Dull supple native azn

yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34043913)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: garnet karate area

Starter went out on my car in high school so I parked on hills for a year and popped the clutch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34045929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:21 PM
Author: Flickering Pervert Nursing Home

Does it really matter what order you hook up the cables? I'm sure I've done it wrong and the car still starts. I think they say that you can cause an explosion or something if you do it wrong, but so far I'm still alive.

Tip for master men: If it doesn't start even after you hook up the cables, try gunning the accelerator on the dead car as you start it. I didn't know that trick for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048245)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 7:24 PM
Author: vibrant rusted whorehouse mediation

Yes but only cause I hang out with insane Russian survivalist types at airsoft games. I also know how to pick mushrooms, and berries and kill a man with a Soviet field shovel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34048273)



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Date: August 22nd, 2017 10:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed library puppy

jfc, there are men that don't know how to do this?? wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34049234)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:21 AM
Author: provocative pit

Whenever bros ask me for a jump I ask them if they know how to do it cuz I sure as hell don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050519)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Lemon violent rigpig office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050533)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Pale dilemma

millions of man-hours spent on science education every year and yet the priciples of extremely simple electrical circuits elude most of the population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050793)



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Date: August 23rd, 2017 4:08 AM
Author: lascivious faggot firefighter

So does algebra



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3707907&forum_id=2#34050858)