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Resolved: Weddings are insufferable.

Yes it is because I am aspie and an introvert but a few obse...
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
so whyd u go?
Bearded cruise ship
  10/15/17
Felt like groom/bride would be offended if I didn't or somet...
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
A good time at a wedding? http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?t...
Bearded cruise ship
  10/15/17
I guess so, I guess so
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
Yes, fuck people and their unreasonable insistence that I in...
Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter
  10/15/17
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Bearded cruise ship
  10/15/17
If weddings were shorter and less ostentatious i would suck ...
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
The PREMISE is fraud White dress supposed to indicate vir...
Bearded cruise ship
  10/15/17
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Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter
  10/15/17
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alcoholic step-uncle's house halford
  10/15/17
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Passionate magical set
  10/15/17
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Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter
  10/15/17
tbf this is a lose/lose for the couple. if people are com...
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
...
sexy friendly grandma sanctuary
  10/15/17
How do you spend your free time bro? Do you have any friends...
Underhanded filthy station feces
  10/15/17
With close friends and family. And a couple hobbies I have.
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
Is your family your wife and kids? If not then lol at spendi...
Underhanded filthy station feces
  10/15/17
Lol at it
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
drink more
Domesticated wagecucks public bath
  10/15/17
...
Underhanded filthy station feces
  10/15/17
Putting poison in your body is not the answer pal
Vermilion Personal Credit Line
  10/15/17
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Marvelous charcoal crackhouse
  10/15/17
I agree. Used to enjoy weddings. Im fortunate to have a pret...
onyx territorial piazza
  10/15/17
It's like randomly being forced to go to a renfair every mon...
Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter
  10/15/17
go on
onyx territorial piazza
  10/15/17
You have to dress in an odd costume, eat crappy food, and ma...
Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter
  10/15/17
...
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
kind of want to go to a renfair now.
onyx territorial piazza
  10/15/17
God damnit bloodacre.
Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter
  10/15/17
why are you going to so many weddings
crimson adventurous private investor famous landscape painting
  10/15/17
I'm not. I decline invites.
Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter
  10/15/17
that stupid fist pumping dance they teach the brides makes m...
Domesticated wagecucks public bath
  10/15/17
This. The travel and expense are insufferable. The only joy ...
cordovan charismatic national jew
  10/15/17
then dont go. nobody will be too offended if you dont go. no...
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
Lol
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
he's right nobody cares about you bro
crimson adventurous private investor famous landscape painting
  10/15/17
Laughing because he has done nothing but wedding thread for ...
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
ljl you seem really low iq. im not spending a dime on this w...
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
One shot kill
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
...
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
i'm serious. and im not making fun of you. these 30's forcem...
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
I don't usually go anymore.
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
Do you consider you and pddj to be a forcememe couple?
Trip topaz menage
  10/15/17
nope, we're as organic as you get in 2017. she was 24 whe...
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
How do you know for sure she's never used online dating?
Rebellious Trust Fund
  10/15/17
why would she admit to being a concubine for a married 50 y/...
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
Is she going to wear a brown wedding dress?
godawful marketing idea laser beams
  10/15/17
The worst is being asked to be best man. It's tempting to j...
blathering galvanic shitlib
  10/15/17
MODS!!
Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
Autism and narcissism is an intoxicating cocktail, op
chrome affirmative action boltzmann
  10/15/17
The utility of weddings is 100% for women
Rebellious Trust Fund
  10/15/17
(Aspie detector starts shaking, smoking)
chrome affirmative action boltzmann
  10/15/17
(faggot who likes weddings)
Rebellious Trust Fund
  10/15/17
Yes I am clearly the narcissist here. I demand attention and...
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
Whole lotta “I” in the OP, OP
chrome affirmative action boltzmann
  10/15/17
O fuk /thread
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
Nah, weddingthreading is always funny. Just be self aware
chrome affirmative action boltzmann
  10/15/17
spot on
Cream weed whacker
  10/15/17
then dont go send card w/money and a nice note
Pearl aggressive chapel incel
  10/15/17
This has already been posted several times and i said that I...
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
I've built some great vacations around other people's weddin...
wonderful flirting genital piercing
  10/15/17
You know how to seek fun in unexpected places like third tie...
Self-absorbed arousing corner fat ankles
  10/16/17
just roll in after the ceremony for cocktail hour and leave ...
Frozen Hospital Jap
  10/15/17
This. They won't care that you bounced early.
Slap-happy main people abode
  10/15/17
180
Self-absorbed arousing corner fat ankles
  10/16/17
and it's 2017. 65-70% chance you'll get invited to bride or ...
concupiscible lay
  10/15/17
refuse to attend a second wedding unless its a widower
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
yeah, it's ridiculous when even just one part of the couple ...
concupiscible lay
  10/15/17
*Never been to a wedding crew*
godawful marketing idea laser beams
  10/15/17
*crew not smashing wedding strange*
Confused contagious bawdyhouse
  10/15/17
Destinations weddings are TTT but most weddings are joyous o...
180 whorehouse doctorate
  10/15/17
Part of the issue is not the weddings but how spread out we'...
Dark Cowardly Temple Skinny Woman
  10/15/17
o fuk MODS
costumed space
  10/15/17
(delete)
costumed space
  10/15/17
This shit is so tired and out of touch.
Glittery chartreuse church
  10/15/17
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Racy house
  10/15/17
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Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon
  10/15/17
...
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
jfc just don't go. they won't miss you if you're not family ...
Hot stimulating mad-dog skullcap
  10/15/17
i dont bitch. why you stupid shrews all say the same thing.
boyish legal warrant
  10/15/17
Try going with wife or serious GF. Shrews will flirt with yo...
rose curious turdskin
  10/15/17
Aaah the old jealousy driven anal ploy
tan idea he suggested tanning salon
  10/15/17
ALL OF THIS. OP is cr
Motley White Field Preventive Strike
  10/15/17
Truth. For introverts weddings are exhausting. Sometimes y...
Lascivious range rigor
  10/15/17
But enough about women
yellow theater stage idiot
  10/15/17
It is so absurd and humiliating to see 2 30somethings marry....
talented factory reset button
  10/16/17
...
blathering galvanic shitlib
  10/16/17


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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:14 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

Yes it is because I am aspie and an introvert but a few observations:

-It takes the entire weekend if I have to travel. I don't have much free time and like to spend it doing things I enjoy.

-they are expensive for guests to attend with hotel

-the forced reunion of some people i haven't seen in years is not enjoyable anymore. It was once when I was younger but not anymore.

-the speeches are far too long and too many. They have gotten out of control.

-sometjmes I just don't want to dance because it looks ridiculous

-they last the whole day which is a long time for a social event. Longer if you include pre- and post- activities

-there is a lot of showIng off, by both bride/groom and guests

-the concept of a wedding party is ridiculous

I am genuinely happy for the bride and groom and don't mind sending them a reasonable gift. Just don't want to spend the weekend with their friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446838)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: Bearded cruise ship

so whyd u go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446848)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

Felt like groom/bride would be offended if I didn't or something because we were closer friends once upon a time. Also just thought I was being unreasonable and too aspie in not wanting to go and I should suck it up and have a good time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446857)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Bearded cruise ship

A good time at a wedding?

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&mc=4&forum_id=2#34446838

once upon a time kinda cinches it here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446864)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

I guess so, I guess so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446876)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter

Yes, fuck people and their unreasonable insistence that I interrupt my great works to pay homage to this outmoded convention. It is notable that the scope and scale of weddings, and the resulting burdens borne by friends, have only expanded as the institution of marriage has weakened. Why should I donate so many of the precious minutes of my life to help desperate thirtysomething airheads erect a puff-tent fantasy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446859)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Bearded cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446867)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

If weddings were shorter and less ostentatious i would suck it up when it comes to the other parts I don't like. But I can't just stop by the reception for 1.5 hours to say congratulations then leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446870)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Bearded cruise ship

The PREMISE is fraud

White dress supposed to indicate virginity, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446891)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446899)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: alcoholic step-uncle's house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448654)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Passionate magical set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448952)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:49 AM
Author: Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447341)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon

tbf this is a lose/lose for the couple.

if people are coming in from all over the county, they feel obligated to have a big event and other pre/poast-wedding events so their guests get their money's worth.

who is gonna fly in for a 1 hr reception?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447352)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: sexy friendly grandma sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448573)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Underhanded filthy station feces

How do you spend your free time bro? Do you have any friends you like? I’ve always found the reunions at weddings to be the most fun part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446897)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

With close friends and family. And a couple hobbies I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446908)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Underhanded filthy station feces

Is your family your wife and kids? If not then lol at spending all your free adult time with your boomer parents. And XO megapoasting doesn’t count as a hobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446933)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

Lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446948)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Domesticated wagecucks public bath

drink more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446932)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 10:34 AM
Author: Underhanded filthy station feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34446936)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:13 AM
Author: Vermilion Personal Credit Line

Putting poison in your body is not the answer pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447104)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Marvelous charcoal crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448714)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: onyx territorial piazza

I agree. Used to enjoy weddings. Im fortunate to have a pretty tight group of HS friends so i dont really benefit from the reunion aspect.

Weddings are inconvenient, expensive and uncomfortable. I really dont feel like hanging out in a suit on the weekend. The structure of the party is formulaic and forced from the lame entrance dances for the wedding party to the unnecessary speeches.

Cocktail hour is literally the only part i genuinely enjoy. I can drink and stuff my face without being forced to watch some retarded ceremony.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447218)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:34 AM
Author: Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter

It's like randomly being forced to go to a renfair every month or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447229)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: onyx territorial piazza

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447259)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:41 AM
Author: Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter

You have to dress in an odd costume, eat crappy food, and make merry with a bunch of people you don't know while badly aping outdated customs. Sure, the joust is fun and you get to drink, but is it worth all that cash and your weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447284)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447355)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: onyx territorial piazza

kind of want to go to a renfair now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447386)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter

God damnit bloodacre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448130)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: crimson adventurous private investor famous landscape painting

why are you going to so many weddings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447275)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: Jade Mind-boggling Windowlicker Trump Supporter

I'm not. I decline invites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448649)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:35 AM
Author: Domesticated wagecucks public bath

that stupid fist pumping dance they teach the brides makes me mad as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447239)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: cordovan charismatic national jew

This. The travel and expense are insufferable. The only joy is the excuse to get out of my tree drunk and there's nothing my wife can do about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447246)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon

then dont go. nobody will be too offended if you dont go. nobody's forcing you to go.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447240)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:37 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447248)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: crimson adventurous private investor famous landscape painting

he's right nobody cares about you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447253)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

Laughing because he has done nothing but wedding thread for half a year and the regrets are piling up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447263)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon

ljl you seem really low iq. im not spending a dime on this wedding and my wife wants this shit and im poasting for the content creation.

you = wasted $2k for a flailing friendship from the 90s and are maf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447296)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

One shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447313)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447336)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon

i'm serious. and im not making fun of you. these 30's forcememe couples arent gonna notice if one friend isnt there. no one person is so consequential to the wedding. as long as other lemmings go along with this shit, there's no reason for your presence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447258)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

I don't usually go anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447270)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Trip topaz menage

Do you consider you and pddj to be a forcememe couple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447278)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon

nope, we're as organic as you get in 2017.

she was 24 when we met, first week in mfh, met irl, she's never used online dating

and she's definitely NOT marrying me bc i meet her criteria or i fit nicely into her pre-established life or these other shrew metrics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447310)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Rebellious Trust Fund

How do you know for sure she's never used online dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447319)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon

why would she admit to being a concubine for a married 50 y/o pakistani fob with kids but lie that she's never downloaded jswipe?

her MO is LTRs with turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447332)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: godawful marketing idea laser beams

Is she going to wear a brown wedding dress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447471)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:38 AM
Author: blathering galvanic shitlib

The worst is being asked to be best man. It's tempting to just end the friendship at that moment just so you don't have to go through that bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447256)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:46 AM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon

MODS!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447316)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: chrome affirmative action boltzmann

Autism and narcissism is an intoxicating cocktail, op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447291)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:43 AM
Author: Rebellious Trust Fund

The utility of weddings is 100% for women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447297)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: chrome affirmative action boltzmann

(Aspie detector starts shaking, smoking)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447305)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: Rebellious Trust Fund

(faggot who likes weddings)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447307)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

Yes I am clearly the narcissist here. I demand attention and validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447303)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:45 AM
Author: chrome affirmative action boltzmann

Whole lotta “I” in the OP, OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447308)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

O fuk /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447323)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: chrome affirmative action boltzmann

Nah, weddingthreading is always funny. Just be self aware

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447334)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Cream weed whacker

spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447302)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: Pearl aggressive chapel incel

then dont go

send card w/money and a nice note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447335)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:50 AM
Author: boyish legal warrant

This has already been posted several times and i said that I typically don't go anymore.

Address the substance of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447349)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: wonderful flirting genital piercing

I've built some great vacations around other people's weddings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447390)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 2:59 AM
Author: Self-absorbed arousing corner fat ankles

You know how to seek fun in unexpected places like third tier cities.

Aspires like the pillow I'm clutching have a set routine it's torture to deviate from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452886)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Frozen Hospital Jap

just roll in after the ceremony for cocktail hour and leave after the main course is served, amateur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447397)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Slap-happy main people abode

This. They won't care that you bounced early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447438)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Self-absorbed arousing corner fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452889)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: concupiscible lay

and it's 2017. 65-70% chance you'll get invited to bride or groom's 2nd wedding 4 years from now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447420)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: boyish legal warrant

refuse to attend a second wedding unless its a widower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447439)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: concupiscible lay

yeah, it's ridiculous when even just one part of the couple has already been married and they have a large 2nd wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447718)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: godawful marketing idea laser beams

*Never been to a wedding crew*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447478)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:12 PM
Author: Confused contagious bawdyhouse

*crew not smashing wedding strange*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447758)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 1:19 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse doctorate

Destinations weddings are TTT but most weddings are joyous occasions and a good chance to catch up with friends and families you haven't seem a in a while. Lighten up you miserable aspies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34447799)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: Dark Cowardly Temple Skinny Woman

Part of the issue is not the weddings but how spread out we've gotten as we've become rootless cosmopolitans.

Yes, it's annoying for you to shell out $1,000 for travel to travel to your hometown, stay in a hotel, and waste your own weekend. But also remember that had you not gone to the big city to chase your dreams or some shit, you could've been one of the people who watched college football all day, went to the bar with friends before the ceremony, walked across the street to the church at 3 pm, gotten a free meal and free booze, hung out with your friends, and been home in your own bed by 11.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448024)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: costumed space

o fuk MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448035)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:05 PM
Author: costumed space

(delete)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448037)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 2:26 PM
Author: Glittery chartreuse church

This shit is so tired and out of touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448138)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:58 PM
Author: Racy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448721)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Indigo vivacious striped hyena dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448832)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: boyish legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449194)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:32 PM
Author: Hot stimulating mad-dog skullcap

jfc just don't go. they won't miss you if you're not family or bridal party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448554)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:03 PM
Author: boyish legal warrant

i dont bitch. why you stupid shrews all say the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449201)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: rose curious turdskin

Try going with wife or serious GF. Shrews will flirt with you big-time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448635)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: tan idea he suggested tanning salon

Aaah the old jealousy driven anal ploy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34448664)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 5:18 PM
Author: Motley White Field Preventive Strike

ALL OF THIS. OP is cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34449270)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Lascivious range rigor

Truth. For introverts weddings are exhausting. Sometimes you will meet an interesting person or have some fun, but it's a high hurdle to clear the time and money and awkwardness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34451881)



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Date: October 15th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: yellow theater stage idiot

But enough about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34451889)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:14 AM
Author: talented factory reset button

It is so absurd and humiliating to see 2 30somethings marry. The elderly parents, the brides crows feet, the entire event making a mockery of all the wedding traditions. Just go get married at the county clerk office at that point. Its really pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452919)



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Date: October 16th, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: blathering galvanic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3764701&forum_id=2#34452922)