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Felt really sorry for dude that cold called me for wealth management shit

It was the same shit biglaw associates get several times a w...
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Fuck. I just hang up on them mid-sentence. Or, since I ususl...
Mischievous abode ratface
  10/17/17
he probably dreads calling weak leads like you shitlawyers
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Probably. But I don’t need to pay tons of management fees fo...
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Reminds me of this zeke morris SCHOLARSHIP. Are lives are a...
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Fuck that is scholarship.
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There but by the grace of god.
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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Brass messiness

It was the same shit biglaw associates get several times a week. I’m generally fairly nice. I wait for the first pause and say “hey I’m actually all set on that but thanks for the call.” This dude today threw me off a little because he was clearly reading a script and kindof poorly, so I missed the first pause where I could jump in. Finally I did it at the second pause and he let out the saddest fucking sigh I’ve ever heard. Like a “fuck I don’t think I’m goimg to make it in this racket, how am I going to pay for mom’s treatment” type sigh. After I hung up I just stared out my window for awhile thinking about the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464820)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Sienna Toilet Seat

I've had a few moments like these. Where you think the desperate guy on the other line is one person away from total disaster or a Michael Douglas Falling Down moment. Crazy crazy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467896)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: cracking native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468208)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling old irish cottage stag film

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464827)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: boyish costumed corner knife



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Talented dilemma



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: Bright Harsh Faggotry

It sucks because you know they're not dumb bros, just trying to do what they can. But that's a dead end scam without Boomers around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464844)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Mischievous abode ratface

Fuck. I just hang up on them mid-sentence. Or, since I ususlly get cold calls from salesmen trying to sell things to my company, I offer to "transfer" them to the right person and then just hang up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464857)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: sapphire demanding school cafeteria love of her life

he probably dreads calling weak leads like you shitlawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464858)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Brass messiness

Probably. But I don’t need to pay tons of management fees for some shit financial product that I don’t need and have no business buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464882)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Marvelous honey-headed affirmative action bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464868)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: yapping orchestra pit

Reminds me of this zeke morris SCHOLARSHIP. Are lives are absurd.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=2593326

Date: July 10th, 2014 1:08 AM

Author: zeke morris (retired)

how many hundreds of millions of years of evolution do u think separates humans from bugs. my spider threading started when i saw a spider outside my window - it was working on a web and mostly just sitting there, waiting for food i guess. a few days later i saw what looked like the very same spider outside the same window, making another web and waiting again - for a moment i pitied that spider, doing the same stupid task every day until one day it would just die. i think about that spider every time i punch in my blackberry unlock code, every time i type "regards" in an email, every time i catch myself being proud of emailing a document to a partner that i 100% *know* is typo free because i proofed it so many times. you know, that spider was looking at me through that window too, pitying me right back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464881)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Brass messiness

Fuck that is scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464891)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: Bright Harsh Faggotry



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: aromatic toaster space



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: Cobalt parlour



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: Slimy provocative indian lodge



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: bespoke heaven



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: Cobalt parlour



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: aqua menage



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Primrose spectacular stock car



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: zombie-like electric water buffalo



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: concupiscible national travel guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464887)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Vivacious bisexual therapy university

(james spader from wall street)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465019)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: dashing overrated house

There but by the grace of god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465102)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Marvelous honey-headed affirmative action bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465155)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Gold roast beef

sometimes to fuck with them I tell them that I'm actually interested and have been actively looking for the service but his pitch was way off and completely rubbed me the wrong way but cant put my finger on why. something about him and his tone of voice, or just his vibe. then i hang up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465171)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: yapping orchestra pit



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: aromatic toaster space

jeez

actually I now realize that several months ago I blew up at somebody selling some legal software whose opening line was "hey AJiP what's up." Once I figured out he was selling something I accused him of being "unprofessional" and he later sent me a snippy email. I think I hurt his feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465194)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Laughsome dopamine twinkling uncleanness

Some of those sales calls are scripted to start with them just saying your name in a questioning tone. I've gotten that a few times and immediately responded with "Who is this?", then after they answer I tell them they should be courteous enough to identify themselves first when calling someone's phone, then I hang up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468256)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: zombie-like electric water buffalo



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: Sable nursing home halford

just tell them you're not interested and hang up. it's win-win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465201)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: dashing overrated house

Like right away? Do you interrupt them? Fuck I usually give them a minute. They also all use the “hey Tim, this is Mike Smith, how’s it going? And I’m like who the fuck is Mike Smith for a few seconds before I realize it’s a dude selling me something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465343)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: cracking native



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: coral candlestick maker



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: ruddy fanboi

ljl at phone-answerers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467838)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Supple jewess mad cow disease

at some point you have to. i had some turdskin calling me every three hours on the hour trying to sell me some software service and would never leave a voicemail or follow up by email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468184)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Bronze circlehead point

I let him come into my office and talk through everything. I am the type of person to be generally interested, but not actually intend on buying anything. Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468170)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: dashing overrated house

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34470946)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: cracking native

I had a cold call job like this for 3 months one time. Literally making HUNDREDS of dials per day.

I actually remember I would get stoked when people would hang up cause it saved me time and anymore humiliation of having to read the dogshit boomer prepared script that they DEMANDED we read. By the end of three months I felt like suicide and would hang up on ppl just to save myself from reading more of that god forsaken script.

Shitlaw feels like a lottery win compared to that place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468243)