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Felt really sorry for dude that cold called me for wealth management shit

It was the same shit biglaw associates get several times a w...
titillating nursing home yarmulke
  10/17/17
I've had a few moments like these. Where you think the despe...
Hideous bistre cuckold rigpig
  10/17/17
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passionate rambunctious base clown
  10/18/17
:(
diverse dog poop death wish
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Tripping Pistol
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comical jewess halford
  10/17/17
It sucks because you know they're not dumb bros, just trying...
harsh patrolman deer antler
  10/17/17
Fuck. I just hang up on them mid-sentence. Or, since I ususl...
Walnut motley round eye
  10/17/17
he probably dreads calling weak leads like you shitlawyers
Electric angry persian home
  10/17/17
Probably. But I don’t need to pay tons of management fees fo...
titillating nursing home yarmulke
  10/17/17
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metal awkward tanning salon faggot firefighter
  10/17/17
Reminds me of this zeke morris SCHOLARSHIP. Are lives are a...
Cocky Confused Personal Credit Line
  10/17/17
Fuck that is scholarship.
titillating nursing home yarmulke
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harsh patrolman deer antler
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cracking stage double fault
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crystalline trailer park jew
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supple territorial resort friendly grandma
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Lascivious native
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crystalline trailer park jew
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citrine point crotch
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Beady-eyed Umber Theater Hissy Fit
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Fragrant gas station newt
  10/18/17
lol
thriller naked brunch
  10/17/17
(james spader from wall street)
wonderful flirting codepig
  10/17/17
There but by the grace of god.
Swollen dull mediation
  10/17/17
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metal awkward tanning salon faggot firefighter
  10/17/17
sometimes to fuck with them I tell them that I'm actually in...
Bossy lemon locale
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Cocky Confused Personal Credit Line
  10/17/17
jeez actually I now realize that several months ago I ble...
cracking stage double fault
  10/17/17
Some of those sales calls are scripted to start with them ju...
Maniacal unholy knife corner
  10/18/17
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Fragrant gas station newt
  10/18/17
just tell them you're not interested and hang up. it's win-w...
fishy histrionic love of her life pit
  10/17/17
Like right away? Do you interrupt them? Fuck I usually giv...
Swollen dull mediation
  10/17/17
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passionate rambunctious base clown
  10/18/17
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ivory dopamine azn
  10/17/17
ljl at phone-answerers
Swashbuckling stubborn generalized bond
  10/17/17
at some point you have to. i had some turdskin calling me e...
Carnelian Razzmatazz Scourge Upon The Earth Piazza
  10/18/17
I let him come into my office and talk through everything. I...
Abnormal school toaster
  10/18/17
Brutal
Swollen dull mediation
  10/18/17
I had a cold call job like this for 3 months one time. Lite...
passionate rambunctious base clown
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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: titillating nursing home yarmulke

It was the same shit biglaw associates get several times a week. I’m generally fairly nice. I wait for the first pause and say “hey I’m actually all set on that but thanks for the call.” This dude today threw me off a little because he was clearly reading a script and kindof poorly, so I missed the first pause where I could jump in. Finally I did it at the second pause and he let out the saddest fucking sigh I’ve ever heard. Like a “fuck I don’t think I’m goimg to make it in this racket, how am I going to pay for mom’s treatment” type sigh. After I hung up I just stared out my window for awhile thinking about the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464820)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Hideous bistre cuckold rigpig

I've had a few moments like these. Where you think the desperate guy on the other line is one person away from total disaster or a Michael Douglas Falling Down moment. Crazy crazy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467896)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: passionate rambunctious base clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468208)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: diverse dog poop death wish

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464827)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: Tripping Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465150)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: comical jewess halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464838)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:12 PM
Author: harsh patrolman deer antler

It sucks because you know they're not dumb bros, just trying to do what they can. But that's a dead end scam without Boomers around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464844)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Walnut motley round eye

Fuck. I just hang up on them mid-sentence. Or, since I ususlly get cold calls from salesmen trying to sell things to my company, I offer to "transfer" them to the right person and then just hang up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464857)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:13 PM
Author: Electric angry persian home

he probably dreads calling weak leads like you shitlawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464858)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: titillating nursing home yarmulke

Probably. But I don’t need to pay tons of management fees for some shit financial product that I don’t need and have no business buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464882)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: metal awkward tanning salon faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464868)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Personal Credit Line

Reminds me of this zeke morris SCHOLARSHIP. Are lives are absurd.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=2593326

Date: July 10th, 2014 1:08 AM

Author: zeke morris (retired)

how many hundreds of millions of years of evolution do u think separates humans from bugs. my spider threading started when i saw a spider outside my window - it was working on a web and mostly just sitting there, waiting for food i guess. a few days later i saw what looked like the very same spider outside the same window, making another web and waiting again - for a moment i pitied that spider, doing the same stupid task every day until one day it would just die. i think about that spider every time i punch in my blackberry unlock code, every time i type "regards" in an email, every time i catch myself being proud of emailing a document to a partner that i 100% *know* is typo free because i proofed it so many times. you know, that spider was looking at me through that window too, pitying me right back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464881)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: titillating nursing home yarmulke

Fuck that is scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464891)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:23 PM
Author: harsh patrolman deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464940)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: cracking stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465014)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: crystalline trailer park jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465023)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: supple territorial resort friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464998)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: Lascivious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465016)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: crystalline trailer park jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465022)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: citrine point crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467849)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Umber Theater Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468131)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Fragrant gas station newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34469144)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: thriller naked brunch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34464887)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: wonderful flirting codepig

(james spader from wall street)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465019)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: Swollen dull mediation

There but by the grace of god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465102)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:50 PM
Author: metal awkward tanning salon faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465155)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Bossy lemon locale

sometimes to fuck with them I tell them that I'm actually interested and have been actively looking for the service but his pitch was way off and completely rubbed me the wrong way but cant put my finger on why. something about him and his tone of voice, or just his vibe. then i hang up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465171)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Cocky Confused Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465185)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:55 PM
Author: cracking stage double fault

jeez

actually I now realize that several months ago I blew up at somebody selling some legal software whose opening line was "hey AJiP what's up." Once I figured out he was selling something I accused him of being "unprofessional" and he later sent me a snippy email. I think I hurt his feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465194)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Maniacal unholy knife corner

Some of those sales calls are scripted to start with them just saying your name in a questioning tone. I've gotten that a few times and immediately responded with "Who is this?", then after they answer I tell them they should be courteous enough to identify themselves first when calling someone's phone, then I hang up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468256)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:33 AM
Author: Fragrant gas station newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34469145)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author: fishy histrionic love of her life pit

just tell them you're not interested and hang up. it's win-win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465201)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Swollen dull mediation

Like right away? Do you interrupt them? Fuck I usually give them a minute. They also all use the “hey Tim, this is Mike Smith, how’s it going? And I’m like who the fuck is Mike Smith for a few seconds before I realize it’s a dude selling me something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34465343)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: passionate rambunctious base clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34469127)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: ivory dopamine azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467829)



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Date: October 17th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stubborn generalized bond

ljl at phone-answerers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34467838)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: Carnelian Razzmatazz Scourge Upon The Earth Piazza

at some point you have to. i had some turdskin calling me every three hours on the hour trying to sell me some software service and would never leave a voicemail or follow up by email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468184)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Abnormal school toaster

I let him come into my office and talk through everything. I am the type of person to be generally interested, but not actually intend on buying anything. Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468170)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Swollen dull mediation

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34470946)



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Date: October 18th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: passionate rambunctious base clown

I had a cold call job like this for 3 months one time. Literally making HUNDREDS of dials per day.

I actually remember I would get stoked when people would hang up cause it saved me time and anymore humiliation of having to read the dogshit boomer prepared script that they DEMANDED we read. By the end of three months I felt like suicide and would hang up on ppl just to save myself from reading more of that god forsaken script.

Shitlaw feels like a lottery win compared to that place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3766944&forum_id=2#34468243)