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IN DIZ THRED, A REAL LATIN LOVER TEACHES YU PICKUP LINEZ.

YU BLACK BROTHERS JUS SIT TIGHT, THIS IZ FOR THE WHITE BOYZ.
Chicano818
  03/10/06
what if i am conversing with a sultry latino mami and am in ...
Howard Stern
  03/10/06
I support this thread
enchilada of evil
  03/10/06
lol, excellent.
vodkaonice
  04/28/06
I WISH WE LIVED IN ALASKA WHERE THE NIGHTS WOULD LAST FOREVE...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
IF YOU WANNA GET FREAKY: I HAVE SKITTLES IN MY MOUTH...WO...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
I INVENTED THIS ONE... CHICO:PINCH ME CHICA: WHY? CHICO: ...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
WEN A SERIOUS MAMACITA WALKS BY, I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT LI...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
I'm going to try this tomorrow on my Aunt Sue.
Puddy
  03/10/06
haha
tipoftheday
  03/17/06
IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOOKWORM, DROP THIS LINE ON HER.... I...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
SO MANY GUYS TRY TO BE SUAVE.... IF YU R IN A ROOM FULL-O-RI...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
I'm sure this one has never been used, much less been succes...
Steve Perry of Journey
  03/10/06
1 fucking 80.
vodkaonice
  04/28/06
180
A Simple Asian Man
  03/08/08
OK...MAYBE WAT YU NEED IS A LITERASHUN, OR MAYBE ITZ CALLED ...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
I call Flame!! Spics don't know what alliteration and pen...
jose_marquez
  03/10/06
WEN I WUZ IN HIGH SKOOL, I FUCKED THE SKOOL NURSE. HOW? CAR...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
WHAT HAS 142 TEATH AND HOLD BACK THE INCREDIBLE HULK? MY S...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
OK, VATO, MAYBE YU ARE ALREADY TALKING TO THE GIRL AND YU HA...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
This shit wouldn't work on a welfare queen in South El Monte...
Steve Perry of Journey
  03/10/06
WATCHOO THINK? YOU WANT SOME MORE LESSONS FROM DON JUAN?
Chicano818
  03/10/06
joo guys dont want no more help getting bitches? OK. 818 i...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
OK...ONE LAST LINE FOR YU TO TRY OUT. I HAVE MANY MORE BUT ...
Chicano818
  03/10/06
JUST GOT HOME FROM THA DQ WITH A FINE LITTLE LADY WHO IS CUR...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
IM GOIN IN.... BUENAS NOCHES, VIRGINS!
Chicano818
  03/11/06
good luck, dood. Thanks for the tips.
TTT14
  03/11/06
OK WHITE BOYZ.... HERE'S ONE FOR YOU. SAY YOU SEE SOME FI...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
THIS ONE IS A CLASSIC. I DIDN'T WRITE IT BUT YOU KNOW, THEY...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
SO SUMTIMEZ YU WANA SHOW THAT BITCH YU ARE MUY ROMANTICO AND...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
ONE NIGHT ME AND JOKER AND FANA WERE AT SONIC BURGER AND THI...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
A FEW WEEKS AGO I WUZ IN THE MALL JUS HANGING, YU KNOW? AND ...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
SOME OF YU GUYZ MIGHT WANT TO FUCK A JEW. WHATEVERS. HERE ...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
lmao
ursula
  09/29/06
fucking anti-semite whore
... . ., .,,. ,.. ,,.... , .. ,.. ,,.
  07/27/07
:D, I WROTE THIS LINE FOR YU TO USE. IM LIKE CHOCOLATE PU...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
IF THERES ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT BESIDES WELDING ITS HOW TO ...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
ONE TIME BY THE FOOSBALL TABLE I SAW THIS GIRL. SHE WAS LIK...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
MAYBE YU R IN A BAR AND YU SEE UNA CHICA BONITA AT THE BAR S...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
This is an underappreciated thread.
Rowan\'s TTTeacher Ex-Boyfriend
  03/11/06
MANY GUYZ ARE SCARED TO GO TALK TO A GIRL THEY DONT KNOW. T...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
IF YU WANA FUCK THE TIGHTIST GIRLZ AND THE GIRLZ WHO R EAZY ...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
Very underrated thread. The set ups for the jokes are way f...
The Spiders from Mars
  03/11/06
SUMTIMEZ YU WANA DISARM THE GIRL BY MAKING HER THINK THAT YU...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
ONE NIGHT LAST SUMMER I WAS AT EL MERCADO WITH MY HOMEBOY SA...
Chicano818
  03/11/06
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Pizza Kitchen
  03/13/06
Bump.
Rowan\'s TTTeacher Ex-Boyfriend
  03/13/06
Great thread.
Fortunata
  03/13/06
Hilarious thread.
Killuminati
  03/13/06
HEY VATOS! OK SO SUM OF YU GUYZ ARE STILL HAVING MALA SUE...
Chicano818
  03/13/06
170
Killuminati
  03/13/06
ONE TIME I WUZ AT THE CLINICA GETTING SOME ACYCLOVIR FOR MY ...
Chicano818
  03/13/06
ONE TIME WEN I WUZ IN HIGH SKOOL AND AFTER SKOOL WE ALL WENT...
Chicano818
  03/13/06
LOL this one takes the cake
Evan-2001
  03/17/06
This thread is even better than the "COME HEAR AND TELL...
Killuminati
  03/13/06
JOO NO HOW HORNY YU R WEN YU FIRST GET OUT OF THE JOINT? A ...
Chicano818
  03/13/06
From fruta to puta. Jaja!
Fortunata
  03/13/06
DAMN, HOMES. TODAY I PUT MY SKILLZ 2 WORK SO HERE I COME TO ...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
180
Howard Stern
  03/15/06
OK. SUMTIMEZ WEN JOO WANA MEET A HOT CHICK JOO CAN GO TO GNC...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
181
Howard Stern
  03/15/06
right on. seriously how does one even beat "I HAVE...
Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby
  03/17/06
I commend you for helping out the boyz
saltyslut
  03/15/06
NECESITAN AYUDA, NO? THEY NEED HALP! JAJAJA!!!!! ONLY TH...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
WELL UP 2 NOW I BEEN TELLIN JOO HOW TO GIT BITCHEZ. PERM&Ia...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
(YEAH, I STUDEED FROID AT CAL STATE LA) Cal state domingu...
Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby
  03/17/06
JOO NO WHO IS EAZY TO PICK UP AND FUCK? BLIND GIRLS. I LOV...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
HEY HOMIES! I NEED TO GO BUY BEER AND DIAPERS SO IF JOO HAV...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
Joo no wat? I just realized my caps lock wuz on. I thot th...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
Date: March 15th, 2006 8:52 PM Author: Chicano818(Mi Vida L...
Howard Stern
  03/15/06
Spanish? No, Im not fucking spanish you dum white peace of ...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
you don't know how to spell sorry in spanish? PWN3D 4 LIF...
Howard Stern
  03/15/06
So I dont spell good, so wat? Joo cant spell "owned fo...
Chicano818
  03/15/06
STFU. This guy has contributed more laughs to xoxo in one t...
The Spiders from Mars
  03/17/06
this post literally made me laugh harder than anything else ...
... . ., .,,. ,.. ,,.... , .. ,.. ,,.
  07/27/07
Pedicabo Vos, is that you?
ouroboros
  03/15/06
Bump. Post more stories, bitch.
Rowan\'s TTTeacher Ex-Boyfriend
  03/16/06
HEY MAMACITA.... IVE SPOKEN WIT THE DEVIL. I ASKED THE DEVI...
Chicano818
  03/16/06
One time I met this black bitch who wuz working at the Dairy...
Chicano818
  03/17/06
this is hilarious
Evan-2001
  09/14/06
2 weeks ago I wuz at one of my homeboys house having a party...
Chicano818
  03/17/06
Sumtimez wen a bitch haz a rockin body, I like to go rite at...
Chicano818
  03/17/06
You are brilliant, sir, brilliant.
ouroboros
  03/17/06
One time I wuz @ this club and joo no - jus groovin. I step...
Chicano818
  03/17/06
OK... Now I will geeve joo more advise on how to git a bitch...
Chicano818
  03/17/06
Last summer I went to this homies house to say wutz up and h...
Chicano818
  03/17/06
Dam homes, joo fucked Chivos hermana? I no her, ese! I hope...
Payaso Loco
  03/17/06
Now ima tell U about dis recent time wat I fucked this hot w...
Chicano818
  03/17/06
criminally underrated
Super Secret Community Account
  11/02/07
Bump!
Fortunata
  03/21/06
Hey, vatos. Some craaaazy shit been happening to me l8lee s...
Chicano818
  03/22/06
Im cruising, vatos. If joo half any problems wit getting la...
Chicano818
  03/22/06
oh my god... this thread is amazing
ill kid
  03/22/06
Uzually, I stalk women like a horny lepard. I see my prey a...
Chicano818
  03/23/06
This thread is crazy. How long do you plan on continuing th...
John Valby
  03/24/06
This afternoon I wuz playing futbol in the park con mi famil...
Chicano818
  03/29/06
"she wuz rill tall too, maybe like 5'6" so I had t...
Fortunata
  04/03/06
You must be the tallest guy in your barrio.
TorTTT
  04/03/06
Don't forget about Monday, homies!!!!! Don't buy anything! ...
Chicano818
  04/28/06
Hey vatos! Joo ready for learn some more about las mujere...
Chicano818
  06/09/06
Oh, it's an old shtick. You just overdid it.
andrew
  06/09/06
Cállate la boca, maricón.
Chicano818
  06/09/06
Bravo sir.
Carla Martin
  06/09/06
you must be crazy. this thread is unparalleled.
C+C™
  06/09/06
So many peeples ask me hey vato, what about how can I meet a...
Chicano818
  06/13/06
LOL
Esaias
  06/13/06
jesus
Carla Martin
  06/13/06
176 post in a 180 thread
Evan-2001
  09/14/06
You are brilliant.
:;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
  09/29/06
epic
The Eohippus
  08/21/08
i need more advice on how to deal with las mujeres. come bac...
Mahendra Singh Dhoni
  09/14/06
These were really well researched.
COOLIE LAW SCHOOL
  09/15/06
ORALE, VATOS!!!!!!!!!!!! LAS NITE WUZ FUCKING LOCO,HOMES!...
Chicano818
  09/29/06
OK DEN SHIT I GEEVE JOO ONE LAS TING BEFORE I GO TO DIZ CLAS...
Chicano818
  09/29/06
180, lul'z this is TCR for Best Thread Ever please bum...
Le Tigre retraite\'
  09/28/07
shit i did the caps lock ting again. sorry vatos. es mi he...
Chicano818
  09/29/06
If joo go to a nice restarant, maybe Carrows or Hoffs Hut, p...
Chicano818
  09/29/06
nice, im using that.
WhitePride
  10/24/06
...
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  09/27/07
this shit is getting worse
Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki
  09/29/06
it seems to go in waves...
Grasshopper
  09/29/06
Guys in my high school used to do this all the time. It was ...
TheRealVir
  10/08/06
This thread officially jumped the shark.
InfatuAZN
  10/08/06
best thread ever
C+C™
  11/11/06
still funnay
done and done
  04/03/07
still another vote for " best thread ever"
Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby
  04/03/07
Same. I love this thread to death.
white girls with asian guys
  04/03/07
more please
C+C™
  04/24/07
Overrated, a true "latin lover" would pick up bitc...
Domecq
  04/24/07
leave now.
C+C™
  04/24/07
mexica, please comment on this thread.
lonestar
  05/26/07
...
[...]
  07/27/07
This thread is indeed brilliant.
:;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.
  07/27/07
i can't believe i'm just seeing this now. it is the best th...
Roll that Troll
  09/27/07
...
Super Secret Community Account
  11/02/07
yeah yeah
lonestar
  12/12/07
A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
lonestar
  10/20/08
when this thread gets bumped I don't even need to open it to...
so long and thanks for all the fish
  10/20/08
return of the bumpasaurus
lonestar
  11/11/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

YU BLACK BROTHERS JUS SIT TIGHT, THIS IZ FOR THE WHITE BOYZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305067)





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Howard Stern

what if i am conversing with a sultry latino mami and am in need of something to make her wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305075)





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: enchilada of evil

I support this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305095)





Date: April 28th, 2006 1:13 PM
Author: vodkaonice

lol, excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5672420)





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

I WISH WE LIVED IN ALASKA WHERE THE NIGHTS WOULD LAST FOREVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305070)





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

IF YOU WANNA GET FREAKY:

I HAVE SKITTLES IN MY MOUTH...WOULD YOU LIKE TO TASTE THE RAINBOW?

BITCHES LUV IT WEN YU HAVE CONFIDENCE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305078)





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

I INVENTED THIS ONE...

CHICO:PINCH ME

CHICA: WHY?

CHICO: BECAUSE I MUST BE DREAMING

SHE WILL THINK YOU ARE A ROMANTICO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305088)





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

WEN A SERIOUS MAMACITA WALKS BY, I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT LIKE IT IS... AND YU SHOULDNT BE EETHER.

GIRL, YOU BETTER HAVE A LICENSE BECAUSE YUR DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERY GIRL WILL STOP AND CHAT YU UP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305098)





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Puddy

I'm going to try this tomorrow on my Aunt Sue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305112)





Date: March 17th, 2006 8:23 PM
Author: tipoftheday

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5362925)





Date: March 10th, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOOKWORM, DROP THIS LINE ON HER....

IF I COULD RARRAGE THE ALPHABET ID PUT U AND I TOGETHER!

YU BETTER HAVE A JIMMY HAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305106)





Date: March 10th, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

SO MANY GUYS TRY TO BE SUAVE.... IF YU R IN A ROOM FULL-O-RICOS, STAND OUT, MANG! THE FINE GIRLS WILL WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN ALL THE BOYZ IN THE STRIPED SHIRTS WITH THE PLAYED LINEZ....

SO DROP THIS ON HER:

BABY DID JOO FART? BECAUSE YOU JUST BLEW ME AWAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305120)





Date: March 10th, 2006 11:19 PM
Author: Steve Perry of Journey

I'm sure this one has never been used, much less been successful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305718)





Date: April 28th, 2006 1:15 PM
Author: vodkaonice

1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5672433)





Date: March 8th, 2008 12:13 PM
Author: A Simple Asian Man

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#9448271)





Date: March 10th, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

OK...MAYBE WAT YU NEED IS A LITERASHUN, OR MAYBE ITZ CALLED SOMETHING ELSE, WHATEVER.... BUT YU WANNA PLAY WITH WORDS. YU JUS GOTTA FOCUS ON YUR DELIVERY, AND SINCE IM A POET, I CAN MAKE IT WORK. PRACTICE WITH YUR SISTER UNTIL IT SOUNDS RIGHT WITH THIS LINE:

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE YUR THE ONLY TEN I SEE. (SEE, THE TRICK IS THE PENTAMETER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305147)





Date: March 10th, 2006 11:23 PM
Author: jose_marquez (josemarquez@gmail.com)

I call Flame!!

Spics don't know what alliteration and pentameter mean. This whole thread is bullshit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305747)





Date: March 10th, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

WEN I WUZ IN HIGH SKOOL, I FUCKED THE SKOOL NURSE. HOW? CARNAL, I BEEN GETTING GIRLZ SINCE I WAS 8 AND MY TIO HOOKED ME UP WITH ARICELA. BY THE TIME I GOT TO HIGH SKOOL, LIKE 11 YEARS LATER, I DROPPED THIS LINE ON THE NURSE:

DO YOU HAVE A BAND-AID? BECAUSE I SCRAPED MY KNEE FALLING FOR YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305181)





Date: March 10th, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

WHAT HAS 142 TEATH AND HOLD BACK THE INCREDIBLE HULK?

MY SIPPER!!!!!!

(THIS IS LIKE WEN YU NEED A JOKE TO BREAK THE ICE AND STUFF)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305185)





Date: March 10th, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

OK, VATO, MAYBE YU ARE ALREADY TALKING TO THE GIRL AND YU HAVE TO CONVINCE HER THAT YU LOVE HER AND SHIT SO THAT SHE WILL FUCK YU. MOST GUYS WILL JUST SAY "I LOVE YOU." THATS A MISTAKE, HOMES. NOW YU SOUND LIKE EVERY OTHER LIMP DICKED VATO TRYING TO SMASH HER GASH. I LIKE TO GET UP REAL CLOSE, PULL HER INTO MY BEATER, AND WHISPER,

"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIARRHEA...IT NEVER ENDS"

(THIS WORKS GOOD ON WHITE GIRLS)

I TOLD YOU IM A POET.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305205)





Date: March 10th, 2006 11:20 PM
Author: Steve Perry of Journey

This shit wouldn't work on a welfare queen in South El Monte.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305727)





Date: March 10th, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

WATCHOO THINK? YOU WANT SOME MORE LESSONS FROM DON JUAN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305214)





Date: March 10th, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

joo guys dont want no more help getting bitches? OK. 818 is going to the DQ to meet bitches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305261)





Date: March 10th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

OK...ONE LAST LINE FOR YU TO TRY OUT. I HAVE MANY MORE BUT YU SORRY ASS VIRGINS ARE NOT RESPONDING. PROBABLY PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT OR MAGIC THE CARD GAME OR SOMETHING.

SOMETIMES I SEE A CHIGGER OR A WIGGER THAT I WANT TO BANG. THEY TEND TO RESPOND TO WITTY RHYMES BECUZZ IT MAKES THEM FEEL WID-IT. SINCE I AM A WORLD-CLASS POET AND A PLAYBOY, I DROP THIS ON EM FOR THE KILL:

EXCUSE ME FOR INTERRUPTING, AND IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS…

BUT YOU MUST BE LEAVING THE COUNTRY IF YOUR PACKING THAT MUCH ASS!

(I HAVE FUCKED LIKE MAYBE OVER 300 BLACK BITCHES WITH THIS LINE AND HUNDREDS OF CHIGGERS AND WIGGERS)

BRAZOS...

CHICANO818

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5305301)





Date: March 11th, 2006 12:46 AM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

JUST GOT HOME FROM THA DQ WITH A FINE LITTLE LADY WHO IS CURRENTLY IN MY SHOWER WASHIN HER POOSY. I WUZ HAVIN A BLIZZARD WID MY HOMIE LITTLE SHARKEY AND THIS AZN BITCH WALKED UP WID HER FRIENDS. MY POET MIND WORKS FAST AN I CUSTOM-TAILORED THIS LINE FOR THE YELLOW BABE:

YOU MUST HAVE A NINJA IN YOUR PANTS...CUZ YOUR ASS IS KICKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DATS RITE.... AND IN A FEW MINUTES IMA BE ALL UP IN DERE.

LISTEN AND LEARN, WHITE BOYZ.

BRAZOS,

CHICANO818

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5306453)





Date: March 11th, 2006 12:54 AM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

IM GOIN IN.... BUENAS NOCHES, VIRGINS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5306510)





Date: March 11th, 2006 1:02 AM
Author: TTT14

good luck, dood. Thanks for the tips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5306576)





Date: March 11th, 2006 8:33 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

OK WHITE BOYZ.... HERE'S ONE FOR YOU.

SAY YOU SEE SOME FINE HYNA IN A CLUB AND YOU WANA JUS WALK OVER TO HER, YOU SAY:

WASSUP, MY NAME IS DOUG, THATZ GOD SPELLED BACKWARDS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF U



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5311764)





Date: March 11th, 2006 8:34 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

THIS ONE IS A CLASSIC. I DIDN'T WRITE IT BUT YOU KNOW, THEY DONT BECOME CLASSICS FOR NUTHING. SO YU JUS CRUISE OVER REAL CHILL LIKE AND SAY:

ARE YUR LEGS TIRED?

BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY LONG BABY.

DAMN THAT SHIT IS FLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5311771)





Date: March 11th, 2006 8:37 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

SO SUMTIMEZ YU WANA SHOW THAT BITCH YU ARE MUY ROMANTICO AND CREATIVE AS WELL. SO MAYBE SHE IS A WHITE BITCH AND YOU CAN WALK UP NEXT TO HER AND LEAN INTO HER EAR AND SAY,

YOUR NAME MUST BE CAMPBELL, CUZ YOUR MMM MMM GOOD.

TRUST ME, VATO, THAT BITCH WILL BE BUFFING YUR BISHOP ESTE NOCHE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5311785)





Date: March 11th, 2006 8:40 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

ONE NIGHT ME AND JOKER AND FANA WERE AT SONIC BURGER AND THIS FIIIIINE BABY COMES WALKING BY. I KNOW SHE IS GOING TO BE MINE SO I STROLL UP BEHIND HER REAL COOL LIKE AND WEN SHE LEANS INTO THE WINDOW TO ORDER I GRAB THE BACK OF HER SHIRT COLLAR.

OF COURSE, SHE NOTICES ME RITE AWAY AND TURNS AROUND. THATS WEN I DROP THIS LINE ON HER,

"YOUR TAG SAYS MADE IN USA BUT I COULD HAVE SWORN U WUZ MADE IN HEAVEN!"

YU KNOW I FUCKED HER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5311813)





Date: March 11th, 2006 8:49 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

A FEW WEEKS AGO I WUZ IN THE MALL JUS HANGING, YU KNOW? AND THIS BITCH WALKS BY AND SHE IS A PERFECT 10 PERO SABE. MY HOMIES SAY THAT I CANT GET HER AND I WANA PROVE THEM WRONG BUT THIS PUTA THINKS HER SHIT DONT STINK. SO I DECIDE TO THROW HER OFF HER GAME AND I YELL,

"EXCUSE ME, ARE YUR PARENTS RATARDED?"

THE BITCH STOPS AND SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF HER EYES AT ME SHE IS SO MAD. ELLA DICE, "WAT DID JOO SAY TO ME?"

THATS WEN I GOT ALL SUAVE ON HER AND SAID, "I JUS MEANT YOUR OBVIOUSLY SPECIAL."

BAM, HOMEBOY, I WAS IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5311902)





Date: March 11th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

SOME OF YU GUYZ MIGHT WANT TO FUCK A JEW. WHATEVERS. HERE IS A GOOD LINE FOR YU. YU CAN EVEN CLAIM IT CUZZ I AINT FUCKING NO JEWS. YU WAIT TILL SHE AINT WINEING ABOUT SUMTHIN AND YU SAY,

JUDITH (OR DEBORAH), YU REMIND ME OF A VISA CARD. YUR EVERYWHERE I WANT TO BE.

TRUST ME, CARNAL, THIS GOES RIGHT TO THE JEWISH HEART.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5311965)





Date: September 29th, 2006 8:18 PM
Author: ursula (more logical than sarcashtick)

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6700536)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: ... . ., .,,. ,.. ,,.... , .. ,.. ,,.

fucking anti-semite whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8442025)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:01 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

:D, I WROTE THIS LINE FOR YU TO USE.

IM LIKE CHOCOLATE PUDDING...I LOOK LIKE CRAP, BUT IM SWEET AS CAN BE!!!!!

AND DONT BE USING THIS ON NO GORDAS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312006)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:07 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

IF THERES ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT BESIDES WELDING ITS HOW TO BAG A LAWYER GIRL. THESE BITCHES THINK THEIR SMART AND THATS THEIR WEEKNESS. I GOT STREET SMARTS AND YU CANT LEARN THAT IN NO BOOK.

THE LAWYER BITCH IS ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT THE LAW BECAUSE SHE DONT KNOW NOTHING ELSE. SO THATS HOW YU GOTTA APPROCH HER.

I GET ALL SERIO AND WALK RITE UP TO HER AND USUALLY SHE NOTICES CUZZ IM MUY GUAPO. I SAY,

"WHEN I SAW YOU ACROSS THE ROOM, I PASSED OUT COLD AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE FLOOR...SO I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR NAME AND NUMBER FOR INSURANCE REASONS"

USUALLY THE BITCH WILL REACH FOR A PEN BEFORE SHE REALIZES HOW SMOOTH I AM. THEN SHE KNOWS I AM INTELECTSHUAL AND ALSO AN ADVENTURE AND THEN I FUCK HER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312056)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

ONE TIME BY THE FOOSBALL TABLE I SAW THIS GIRL. SHE WAS LIKE 5'5, 140, CURVY WITH BIG SEXY LIPS AND MAYBE LIKE 15 OR 16. TODOS LOS CHICOS WANTED THIS GIRL BUT I AM LIKE DON JUAN AND I WALKED UP AND SAID,

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?

SHE WAS LIKE PUTTY IN MY HAND.

JUS A WARNING THO: ANOTHER TIME I USED THIS SAME LINE AND THE PINCHI PUTA GETS ALL LIPPY AND SAYS, "SI, NEXT TIME THO, DONT STOP." AYE, MANG, I WUZ MUY ENOJADO AND I SLAPPED THAT BITCH ACROSS HER FACE AND THE PUTA CUT ME WITH A BEER BOTTLE. SO BE CAREFUL. CON CUIDADO, AMIGOS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312103)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:22 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

MAYBE YU R IN A BAR AND YU SEE UNA CHICA BONITA AT THE BAR SOLO. OK SO PULL YUR BEANIE DOWN TIGHT ON YUR HEAD AND WALK OVER THEIR LIKE YU HAVE A PURPOSE IN LIFE. CON JUEVOS, MANO. SLIDE UP NXT TO HER AND NOD YUR HEAD A LITTLE SO SHE KNOWS YOU ARE SIMPATICO.

THEN SAY, "YU KNOW, MAMA, I WOULD BUY YU A DRINK BUT THAT WOOD CAUSE ME PROBLEMS."

SHE WILL ASK YU WHY, MANG AND THEN YU SAY:

PUT ON YOUR SERIUS FACE AND SAY SOFTLY "CUZZ I'D BE JELUS OF THE GLASS."

ANY GIRL WILL MELT RITE ON THE BAR STOOL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312149)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:31 PM
Author: Rowan\'s TTTeacher Ex-Boyfriend (Rowan dumped me with a "DING! Fag.")

This is an underappreciated thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312200)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:31 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

MANY GUYZ ARE SCARED TO GO TALK TO A GIRL THEY DONT KNOW. THEY DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY SO THEY SAY SUM DUMB SHIT LIKE, "HI, IM DAN." AN THE CHICA KNOWS YOU ARE A DESPRIT GUY TRYING TO FUCK HER. YU GOTTA SHOW HER LA CONFIANZA. HERE IS WAT YU DO.

WALK RITE UP AND SAY, "HEY BABY. I BET I CAN GUESS ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES."

NOW YU WILL HAVE PEAKED HER CURIOSITY AND SHE WILL WONDER WAT ARE YU THINKING.

"I BET YU RAISE CHICKENS."

SHE WILL SAY NO YU ARE WRONG BUT SHE WILL WONDER Y DID YU SAY THAT. THATS WHEN YU MAKE THE KILL.

"WELL YU SURE DID RAISE MY COCK!"

NOW YU WILL HAVE A GOOD LAFF AND SOON SHE WILL BE RAISING YUR COCK FO REAL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312201)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

IF YU WANA FUCK THE TIGHTIST GIRLZ AND THE GIRLZ WHO R EAZY TO IMPRESS, ME AND MY HOMIES LIKE TO GO TO THE MINACHUR GOLF AND ARCADE. IF YU HAVE A LOT OF NICE TATS AND A CAR, YU WILL BEAT EVERY GUY THERE. ES VERDAD, MANO.

I LIKE TO GO TO THE SNACK SHACK AND LOOK FOR GIRLS HANGING IN GROUPS AND WALK UP 2 THE FINEST HYNA IN THE GROUP AND SAY,

"HEY BABY, YOU MUST BE NAMED PEPSI...CUZ I GOTTA HAVE IT."

SHE WILL BE SO FLATTERED THAT SHE WAS CHOSEN BY THE MOST DESIRABLE GUY AND THEN YU WILL BE FUCKING HER. MAKE SURE YU PUT A TOWEL ON YUR UPOLSTERY CUZZ THESE GIRLS GET WETTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312245)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: The Spiders from Mars

Very underrated thread. The set ups for the jokes are way funnier than the lines themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312251)





Date: March 11th, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

SUMTIMEZ YU WANA DISARM THE GIRL BY MAKING HER THINK THAT YU R TELLING HER A JOKE OR SUMTHING BUT NOT TRYING TO PICK HER UP. THATS A GOOD MOVE, ESE. FO REAL, SUMTIMES YU CAN USE IT TO TRICK HER.

ONE NIGHT I WUZ AT BLOCKBUSTER RENTING OG RIDER. IF YU HAVENT SEEN OG RIDER, GO RENT IT MUY PRONTO. ME AND MY HOMEY PAYASO WALKED UP TO THE COUNTER AND WE WERE LAFFING AT THE WHITE BOYZ RENTING THE MATRIX WEN THIS HOT GIRL AT THE COUNTER ASKED WHY ARE YU LAFFING?

SINCE I AM A POET AND A PLAYBOY, I THINK MUY RAPIDO ON MY FEET. I TOLD HER, "ITS A JOKE...BUT ITS TO DIRTY FOR A FINE WOMAN LIKE YU. YU COODNT HANDLE IT."

OF COURSE SHE PRESSED ME FOR WAT IT IS. AND THATS WHEN I LET HER HAVE IT.

"OK, BUT YOU ASKED FOR IT. DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A THICK JUICY STEAK WITH A GLASS OF WINE AND A LONG NIGHT OF HARD ANAL SEX?"

JAJA....ELLA DICE, "NO..." AND SHE WAS BLUSHING

I LEANED IN REAL COOL AND WHISPERED TO HER, "THATS INTERESTING. CAN I BUY YU DINNER WEN YU GET OFF WORK TONIGHT?"

THATS RITE, HOMEY. NOT ONLY DID I HAVE OG RIDERS, AND A DATE..... BUT CHICANO818 HAD CONSENT AS WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUE INTELIGENTE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312322)





Date: March 11th, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

ONE NIGHT LAST SUMMER I WAS AT EL MERCADO WITH MY HOMEBOY SANCHO14 AND I SAW THIS GIRL SHOPPING BY YOURSELF AND SHE WAS LOOKIN MUY CALIENTE. I HAD JUS DONE 90 DAYS IN COUNTY FOR SUM HUMBUG BULLSHIT AN I WANTED SOME POOSY SO MY MIND WENT INTO SUPERDRIVE. I TOLD SANCHO14 LUEGO AND CORRI EN EL MERCADO FOR MY SUPPLIES.

I FOUND HER AGAIN IN THE DIAPER ISLE, WICH DIDNT BOTHER ME CUZ I WUZ HORNY AND BESIDES SHE WUZ LIKE 19 OR 18 SO SHE PROLLY HAD A KID. I COMED UP BEHIND HER WITH A BOTTLE OF WINDEX AND I SAID,

"SCUZE ME. DID YOU DROP THIS?"

SHE SMILED (I KNEW I WUZ IN) AND SAID, "NO."

"ARE YOU SURE? DONT YOU WASH YOUR PANTIES IN WINDEX?"

THATS WEN SHE GOT KINDA MAD, YEAH? AND I KNEW I THREW HER OFF HER GAME.

"IM SORRY, I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU. ITS JUST THAT I CAN SEE MYSELF SO CLEARLY IN THEM."

SHE DROPPED THE PULLUPS ON THE FLOOR AND WE DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR THE BACARDI I HAD IN MY BACK POCKET. I STILL FUCK HER ABOUT ONCE EVERY MONTH OR SO.

MI VIDA LOCA!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5312476)





Date: March 13th, 2006 1:28 PM
Author: Pizza Kitchen

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5326350)





Date: March 13th, 2006 12:13 PM
Author: Rowan\'s TTTeacher Ex-Boyfriend (Just when I think I'm out, she PULLS ME back in!)

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5325707)





Date: March 13th, 2006 12:29 PM
Author: Fortunata

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5325802)





Date: March 13th, 2006 12:38 PM
Author: Killuminati (Gimme back my ID, bitch!!!)

Hilarious thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5325874)





Date: March 13th, 2006 12:52 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

HEY VATOS!

OK SO SUM OF YU GUYZ ARE STILL HAVING MALA SUERTE CON LAS CHICAS. EASY, HOMES, IM HERE TO HALP YU.

LEMMEE TELL YU ABOUT THIS ONE TIME I WAS AT MY SOBRINAS QUIENCINERA (HEY WHITE DUDES, THIS IS HER 15TH BIRTHDAY ALRIGHT?). ANYWAYS, SO SHE HAS THIS FRIEND NAMED CLAUDIA WHOS CHI CHIS ARE AS BIG AS MY CABEZA. CLAUDIA IS LIKE 14 AND SHE STILL AINT GOT A BOYFRIEND SO I NEW I WAS GOING TO MAKE A MOVE.

I START TALKING TO CLAUDIA AND SHE IS A REAL SCHOOL GIRL. SHES TAKING LIKE ALGIBRA OR SUMTHING AND TELLING ME SHE WANS TO GO TO CALLEGE SO I DECIDE TO PLAY THAT ANGLE ON HER AND TALK SMART.

I SAY, "JOO NO, CLAUDIA, IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY GIRL LIKE YU I MET, JOO NO HOW MUCH PLATA ID HAVE?

...5 CENTS."

SEE, I SHOWED THAT BITCH I KNOW ALGIBRA TO AND SHE THOT I WAS PINCHI EYENSTEIN OR SUMTHING. TO BAD I COMED INSIDE HER AND KNOCKED HER UP, JAJA! I GUESS SHE AINT GOING TO CALLEGE NOW BUT I HAVENT TALKED TO HER IN LIKE 2 YEARS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5326013)





Date: March 13th, 2006 1:16 PM
Author: Killuminati (Gimme back my ID, bitch!!!)

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5326212)





Date: March 13th, 2006 1:03 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

ONE TIME I WUZ AT THE CLINICA GETTING SOME ACYCLOVIR FOR MY CONDITION, YEAH. AND AFTER THE THE DOCTOR LEFT THE NURSE CAME IN FOR SIGN THE PAPERWORK. ESE, SHE WAS SO FLY I ALMOST BUST MY KHAKIS. SHE ASKED ME SO HOW DID EVERYTING GO? I WENT STR8 INTO PLAYBOY MODE, JOO NO?

I GOT ALL DRAMATICO AND EVEN GOT A TEAR TO COME UP BY THINKING OF MY HOMEBOY WHAT DIED LIKE 2 YEARS AGO (REST IN PEACE, SPIDER). JOO SHOOD HAVE SAW THE LOOK ON HER FACE WEN SHE SAW ONE MUY MACHO WITH A TEAR. SHE ASKS ME, QUE PASA? AND I PLAYED MY HAND LIKE A MASTER.

I TOLD HER THE DOCTOR HAD TOLD ME I ONLY HAVE 12 HOURS TO LIVE AND I DIDNT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN. SEE, BECUZ SHE IS A NURSE SHE CANT HALP IT THAT SHE WANTS TO HALP ME AND SO YU NO I FUCKED HER RITE ON THE TABLE.

THE FUNNY TING IS THAT OF COURSE SHE REALIZED I WAS NOT VIRGIN ONCE I STARTED FUCKING HER BECUZ SHE CAME LIKE 5 TIMEZ. THATS HOW ITZ DONE, MANO. THINK FAST, ACT RITE, AND FUCK HARD. THATS WAT THEY TEECH YU IN PELICAN BAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5326091)





Date: March 13th, 2006 1:12 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

ONE TIME WEN I WUZ IN HIGH SKOOL AND AFTER SKOOL WE ALL WENT TO HANG OUT IN THE PARKING LOT. I WUZ PRETTY YUNG AND SO WEN WE ALL GET IN OUR STANCE I HAFTA BE THE GUY THAT CROUCHES NEXT TO THE WHEELS. MY HOMEBOY DIABLO IS ONE OF THE MUCHACHOS WHO STANDS WID HIS ARMS FOLDED AND HIS HEAD COCKED BACK SO HE CAN SEE BETTER AND HE TELLZ ME HEY HOMES, CHECK OUT THIS FLY CHICA COMING. MY HOMIES SAID I COOD HAVE HER SO I GOT REDDY.

WEN SHE PAST BY I YELLED, "HEY GIRL! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!"

SHE STOPPED AND LOOKED AT ME AND I THINK SHE WUZ SCARED. "YO?"

"SI, TU! GIVE IT BACK!" AND I WALKED OVER LIKE A STR8 UP BANGER.

NOW SHE WAS FREAKED OUT "WAT? GEEVE WAT BACK?"

THATS WHEN I SOFTENED MY LOOK JUS A LITTLE BIT AND DID A DUBLE TAP ON MY HEART AND SAID, "MY BREATH... JOO TOOK MY BREATH AWAY."

LETS JUS SAY SHE WAS MY HYNA FROM THEN TILL HER BOYFREIND GOT RELEASED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5326172)





Date: March 17th, 2006 1:20 AM
Author: Evan-2001

LOL

this one takes the cake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5357032)





Date: March 13th, 2006 1:18 PM
Author: Killuminati (Gimme back my ID, bitch!!!)

This thread is even better than the "COME HEAR AND TELL ALL YOUR FUNY JOKES!!!" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5326233)





Date: March 13th, 2006 1:26 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

JOO NO HOW HORNY YU R WEN YU FIRST GET OUT OF THE JOINT? A FEW MONTHS AGO I HAD TO DO 30 DAYS IN COUNTY FOR DRIVING ON A SUSPENDED LICINSE. THE WAY THE DORMS R, ITZ HARD TO GET AT THE FRESH FISH, JOO NO? SO I HAD MUCHO BACKUP IN MI PISTOLA. I HAD BEEN THINKING FOR 30 DAYZ HOW I WUZ GONNA GIT SOME POOSY AND WEN I GOT OUT I WENT STR8 TO EL MERCADO FOR MEET A HORNY HOUSEWIFE.

WHITE BITCHEZ ARE HIT OR MISS. EETHER THEY THINK THERE SHIT DONT STINK OR ELSE THEY THINK I AM ALL EXOTIC AND SHIT. DANGER MAKES DEM WET. SO I SEE DIS FLACA IN A SUMMER DRESS PUTTING APPLES IN A BAG. ITS LIKE PINK POOSY AMERICANA, YEAH? SO I WALK OVER TO HER AND I SAY,

"SO...JOO LIKE APPLES?"

SHE SMILES AND SHES NERVUS PROBABLY CUZZ QUIERE LA VERGA. "UH, YES."

"WELL WEN WE LEEVE HERE IM GONNA FUCK YU TILL YUR TOES CURL LIKE A BIRD ON A WIRE. HOW YU LIKE DEM APPLES?"

I ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH ON HER TONGUE LIKE 5 SECONDS LATER.

FROM FRUTA TO PUTA, HOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AI AI AI!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5326334)





Date: March 13th, 2006 1:30 PM
Author: Fortunata

From fruta to puta. Jaja!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5326371)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:16 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

DAMN, HOMES. TODAY I PUT MY SKILLZ 2 WORK SO HERE I COME TO SHARE THE WIZDOM WIT JOO. THE SUN WUZ SHINING IN LOS ANGELES TODAY AND I DECIDED TO GO TO THE PARK AND WAX MY RIDE. I PULLED UP ON THE GRASS AND PARKED UNDER A TREE AND GOT SOME TUNEZ GOING. LIL' ROB WAS SOUNDING GOOD ON MY SYSTEM....

SO THIS BITCH COMES WALKING BY CON ONE LITTLE PERRO AND I SEE HER CHECKING ME OUT WHILE IM WORKING, YEA... IM JACKED, HOMES, SO I COMMAND RESPECT AND ATTENTION. THIS BITCH IS FINE 2, JOO NO? SHE LOOKS PUERTA RICANA AND HER CHI CHIS ARE HANGING OUT ALL OVER. I WUZ BUGGIN OUT, MANG SO I SED, "WASSUP BABY?"

"HI THERE. NICE CAR." AND THEN THE BITCH STARTS TO WALK. WTF?

I YELLED, "HEY! JOO MUST BE JAMAICAN!"

THATS WEN SHE TURNED BACK AND SED NO SHE WUZ PUERTA RICAN. (YEAH, NO SHIT, BITCH)

I GOT ALL SMOOTHE AND SHIT AND SAID, "WELL, JAMAICAN ME CRAZY, BABY"

SHE LAFFED, WALKED BACK OVER, AND LETS JUS SAY SHE GOT A RILL GOOD LOOK AT THE INSIDE OF MY CAR. TOMOROW ILL BE CLEANING HER FEETPRINTS OFF THE ROOF, EH!!!! MAYBE ILL BAG ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5344845)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:20 PM
Author: Howard Stern

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5344876)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:42 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

OK. SUMTIMEZ WEN JOO WANA MEET A HOT CHICK JOO CAN GO TO GNC. IF JOO DON LIVE IN THE VARRIO THEN MAYBE JOO DON HAVE NO GNC STOREZ NEAR YU SO GO TO THE VITAMIN ISLE IN THE STORE. BECUZ GIRLS WHO ARE BUYING VITAMINS AND FAT BURNERS ARE INSECURE AND SO THEY R EAZY TO FUCK.

ONE TIME, ME AND LEFTY AND PELON WERE BUYING SOME WHEY PROTEEN (AND GETTING A FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT ON SOME EPHEDRA!) AND I SAW THIS CHICA BONITA LOOKING AT THE FAT BURNERS. I TOLD PELON TO KEEP SIX FOR ME IN CASE SHE HAD A MAN.

I ROLL UP ON HER AND ASK IF I CAN HELP HER WITH ANYTHING.

SHE ASKS ME, "DO JOO WORK HERE?"

I LAFFED AND SED, "NO, OF COURSE NOT. IM A DOCTOR."

THE FUCKING BITCH LAFFED AT ME AT FIRST AND ASKED IF I WUZ LYING.

"FUCK NO, I HAVE A CALLEGE DEGREE IN DOCTORING." THIS IS WEN I MADE MY MOVE "IN FACT, I CAN TELL BY JOOR EYEZ THAT YOU HAVE A VITAMIN DEFENSHALCY. BUT JOO CLEERLY DONT NEED ANY FAT BURNER."

NOW I KAN TELL SHE BELEEVES ME THAT I AM A DOCTOR. "OH RILLY? WAT KIND OF VITAMIN DO I NEED?"

NOW JOO NO I HAVE HER, RITE? HERES HOW I CLOSED THE DEAL.

"JUS BY LOOKING IN JOOR EYEZ, I RECOMEND A MEGO DOSE OF VITAMIN ME."

SO NOW I AM NOT ONLY A DOCTOR, BUT I HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. THATS WAT YU WHITE BOYZ DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMENS. THEY LIKE MEN WHO ARE MEN, WHO CAN FIGHT AND KICK SUM ASS AND STUFF, BUT THEY LIKE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR 2 AND THEY LIKE MONEY.

I GAVE HER ALL THOSE THINGS + ANOTHER 5 1/2 INCHES OF LIGHT BROWN SUGAR!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345006)





Date: March 15th, 2006 7:54 PM
Author: Howard Stern

181

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345111)





Date: March 17th, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby

right on. seriously how does one even beat

"I HAVE A CALLEGE DEGREE IN DOCTORING."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5361792)





Date: March 15th, 2006 8:07 PM
Author: saltyslut

I commend you for helping out the boyz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345199)





Date: March 15th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

NECESITAN AYUDA, NO? THEY NEED HALP!

JAJAJA!!!!! ONLY THE MAYATES HAVE GAME HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345280)





Date: March 15th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

WELL UP 2 NOW I BEEN TELLIN JOO HOW TO GIT BITCHEZ. PERMÍTAME FOR TELL YU WAT 2 DO WEN THERE IS A BITCH RIDING YUR LEG AND JOO DONT WANT TO FUCK HER. MAYBE SHE IS UGLY, OR 2 FAT, OR MORE THAN 6 MONTHS EMBARAZADO AND HER MAN IS A FELLOW GANG BANGER. WATEVER YUR REEZON FOR NOT WANT TO FUCK HER JOO NEED TO PUSH HER AWAY.

IF JOO LOOK GOOD LIKE I DO THIS CAN BE A PROBLEMA PARA TI. IF JOO JUS INSULT THE BITCH LIKE, "GO AWAY BITCH" SHE WILL WANT JOO EVEN MORE. BECUZZ WOMEN WANT WAT THEY CANT HAVE. THE PUTA WILL CHASE JOO ALL OVER TO PROVE SHE IS GOOD ENUFF FOR YU CUZZ HER EGO AND SHIT (YEAH, I STUDEED FROID AT CAL STATE LA). WAT JOO HAVE TO DO IS MAKE IT SEEM LIKE JOO ARE TRYING HARD TO IMPRESS HER, LIKE JOO WANT HER POOSY, BUT MAKE SURE SHE DON WANNA GEEVE JOO NONE.

ONE TECKNEEK I USE IS THIS. WEN WE ARE IN THE PARK MAKING OUT ON A BLANKET I SMELL HER BODY AND TELL HER THATS A UNEEK SMELL. " WATS IT CALLED, CATCH-OF-THE-DAY?" WOMENS DON LIKE TO HEAR NOTHING ABOUT FISH SMELL, TRUST ME, CARNAL.

ANOTHER WAY IS TO COMPARE HER TO ANOTHER CHICA. I TOLD DIS ONE BITCH, "MY LAST RUCA, MICHELLE, HER ASS WASN'T AS HAIRY AS YOURS BUT SHE COULDNT SUCK DICK AS GOOD AS YOU. THE HAIRY THING DONT MATTER TO ME NO MORE, BABY."

WEN ALL ELSE FAILS, STOP WASHING YUR BALLZ. DON WASH DEM FOR LIKE 3 OR 4 DAYS AND THEN WEN JOO GO TO THE PARK TO MAKE LOVE, GRIND HER FACE WITH YUR BALLS. BE MUY ROMANTICO JUS MAKE SURE SHE HAS TO CHOKE BACK HER OWN PUKE FROM YUR BALL STANK.

IF JOO HAVE A UNEEK SITUASHUN, LET ME NO AND ILL HALP YU, AMIGO.

BUENA SUERTE...PAZ Y AMOR!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345248)





Date: March 17th, 2006 6:03 PM
Author: Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby

(YEAH, I STUDEED FROID AT CAL STATE LA)

Cal state dominguez hills would have been funnier...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5361820)





Date: March 15th, 2006 8:41 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

JOO NO WHO IS EAZY TO PICK UP AND FUCK? BLIND GIRLS. I LOVE TO FUCK BLIND GIRLS.

I SAW THIS BLIND BITCH AT THE BUS STOP ONE DAY BUT I DIDNT NO SHE WUZ BLIND BECUZ I DIDNT SEE HER STICK. I PULLED UP AND ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED A RIDE AND HER EYEZ WERE FUCKING LOCO. BLIND GIRLZ EYEZ MAKE ME HORNY, MANO. AT FIRST SHE SED NO BUT THEN I SAW HER STICK AND NEW SHE WUZ BLIND SO I TOLD HER I AM A FAMOUS EYE DOCTOR AND IM IN MY PORSH HEADING TO WORK AND MAYBE I COOD TAKE HER WHERE SHE NEEDED TO GO AND TALK ABOUT A NEW SURGERY I DISCOVERED. (AS A POET AND A LOVER, I THINK MUY RAPIDO WEN THERE IS POOSY IN PLAY).

SO THE BLIND BAT GETS IN MY CAR. SEE, THE THING ABOUT BLIND CHICKS IS JOO CAN TELL THEM ANYTHING. I WUZ TELLING HER THAT SHE WUZ IN A BLACK PORSH AND I WUZ A TALL BLOND EYE SURGEN FROM HARVARD AND DID SHE EVER WANT TO SEE AGAIN?

SHE GOT RILL EXCITED WEN I TOLD HER ABOUT THE EYECTOMY THAT I INVENTED AND HOW WE CAN REFUSE THE EYE TO THE SIGHT NERVES AND SHE COOD SEE. JOO NO, I JUST NEEDED TO EXAMINE HER.

SO I GOT HER TO THE AUTO BODY SHOP WHERE IM A WELDER AND TOOK HER IN THE BACK OFFICE. "YEAH, THIS IS A NICE HOSPITAL...HELLO NURSE CHUEY." MY HOMIES THOUGHT I WUZ FUCKIN LOCO BUT THEY DIDNT REALIZE HOW SMART I WUZ.

I GAGGED HER WITH SOME OIL RAGS BECUZ I THOT MAYBE SHE MIGHT SAY NO WEN I TRIED TO FUCK HER AND IF SHE CANT SAY NO, THEN ITZ NOT RAPE OR ANYTHING. MAN, BLIND CHICKS MAKE CRAZY EYEZ WEN JOO START FEELING THEM UP. ITS LIKE THEY ARE CUMMING THE WHOLE TIME... THATS WAT THERE EYES LOOK LIKE.

ANYWAYZ, WEN HER EXAMINATION WUZ OVER AND I COMED AND EVERYTHING, I UNTIED HER AND TOLD HER THAT HER EYES DIDNT LOOK IIKE THEY COOD BE FIXED WITH MY EYECTOMY AND I SHOOD JUST TAKE HER BACK TO THE BUS STOP.

JAJAJA!!!! WATS SHE GONNA DO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345485)





Date: March 15th, 2006 8:48 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

HEY HOMIES! I NEED TO GO BUY BEER AND DIAPERS SO IF JOO HAVE QUESTIONS, ILL HAVE TO ANSWER THEM LATERS.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345551)





Date: March 15th, 2006 8:52 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

Joo no wat? I just realized my caps lock wuz on. I thot that little light meant the keyboard was turned on.

Lo ciento.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345584)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:00 PM
Author: Howard Stern

Date: March 15th, 2006 8:52 PM

Author: Chicano818(Mi Vida Loca)

Joo no wat? I just realized my caps lock wuz on. I thot that little light meant the keyboard was turned on.

Lo ciento.

(http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=#)

JOO RNT SPANISH

LO "SIENTO"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345633)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:04 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

Spanish? No, Im not fucking spanish you dum white peace of shit. Im MEXICAN and proud of it. Wen joo mispell a word in english, does that mean joo are not AMERICAN?

Yur reezoning skillz are fucked up. Maybe joo need an education.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345659)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:10 PM
Author: Howard Stern

you don't know how to spell sorry in spanish?

PWN3D 4 LIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345697)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:15 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

So I dont spell good, so wat? Joo cant spell "owned for life". Eres tan estupido como un perro.

Wat kind of sorry ass looser trolls message boards looking for mistakes?

EDIT: Oh yeah, and joo eether thought I was from Spain or joo thought peeple who speak spanish are spanish. Joo must be a stupid fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345730)





Date: March 17th, 2006 7:23 PM
Author: The Spiders from Mars

STFU. This guy has contributed more laughs to xoxo in one thread than anyone else. You sound like a total d-bag, fuckface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5362367)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: ... . ., .,,. ,.. ,,.... , .. ,.. ,,.

this post literally made me laugh harder than anything else in the past week.

amazing

one million 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8442051)





Date: March 15th, 2006 9:29 PM
Author: ouroboros

Pedicabo Vos, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5345808)





Date: March 16th, 2006 12:08 AM
Author: Rowan\'s TTTeacher Ex-Boyfriend (Just when I think I'm out, she PULLS ME back in!)

Bump. Post more stories, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5347114)





Date: March 16th, 2006 6:41 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

HEY MAMACITA.... IVE SPOKEN WIT THE DEVIL.

I ASKED THE DEVIL FOR A CONDOM AND HE GIVED ME THREE.

I ASKED THE DEVIL FOR ONE DOLLAR AND HE GIVED ME 10.

I ASKED THE DEVIL FOR ONE BLOWJOB AND HE GIVED ME YOUR NUMBER.

YOU FREE SATURDAY NIGHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5353374)





Date: March 17th, 2006 12:35 AM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

One time I met this black bitch who wuz working at the Dairy Queen where I hang out. I uzually drive thru and hang in the lot but this one time i went inside cuz i had to piss and buy a blizard. Im not uzually into black bitches but this one had an ass like an apple and her skin wuz lite like haley berry. Wen it wuz my turn to order I told the bitch go make me a blizard wit snickerz and reeces and oh yeah, wutz yur name mama?

She tried to play an atitude on my and snaps, "My name is Mercedes, wat r U gonna do?"

I new I had to nock this bitch back a little so i could get up in her gut, joo no? So I played it li dis...

"Well wit a name like mercedes, I'd wax yur ass and ride you thru town!"

Joo no she wuz mine after her shift. Joo no watz funy? Peeple say wen joo have black joo never go back, but thats not tru for me. I'll be honest witchoo, homes, fucking that black bitch scared me a little. It wuz like fucking the exorcist. I don think Im going back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5356621)





Date: September 14th, 2006 1:37 PM
Author: Evan-2001

this is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6612892)





Date: March 17th, 2006 12:41 AM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

2 weeks ago I wuz at one of my homeboys house having a party. Me and all the homies were chilling out front smoking some mota and drinking some beer wen these varrio bitches came up. They sed R U having a party and can we party witchoo and stuff and we told them claro. The shorty in back asks me were is the beer and Im kinda horny so I decide im gonna get sum poosy from her.

"Joo wan sum beer?"

"Yeah"

"Is that all joo wan 2nite mama?"

She gets all uppity, "Where is da beer, ese?"

So I played my playboy hand,

"Well, baby, there must be a keg in UR pantz cuzz I wanna tap dat ass!"

After she felt my muscles and had a beer, I split her tail like a 10 pound maul.

ORALE, HOMES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5356693)





Date: March 17th, 2006 12:51 AM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

Sumtimez wen a bitch haz a rockin body, I like to go rite at it. Uzually I just yell out to her like, "HEY MAMA!!!!!" and maybe I blow her sum kisses or grab my verga and sneer. Or maybe I pinch my nipples wen she looks over and make kissy sounds rill loud and say "GIMMEE SOME OF THAT, BABY!" or sumthing more clever like, "JOO GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT ASS, HONEYLICIOUS?"

But joo see, sumtimez joo got 2 B more suave. If a girl lookz like a rill classy bitch joo got 2 woo her with charm. One night I saw jus like such this one girl. I wuz pumping gas and this bizniss woman bitch pulled up and started to pump the gas next to me. Cowincidence? Cmon, carnal...joo no she wanted mi pistola! And I new it 2!

I go, "Scooze me, hot mama....But isnt ur father an auto mechanic in East Los?"

She looking confused (jaja! Thats wat I wanted!) and she goes, "Joo mus have me confoosed wit someones else. Y do joo tink that?" Thats when I let the Latino Hammer fall on her will power.

"Cuzz theres no other way to keep such a finely tuned body!"

She didnt look so classy wit her hair like a rats nest and her dress on my floorbord, homes! That how joo fucking do it, mang!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5356817)





Date: March 17th, 2006 1:01 AM
Author: ouroboros

You are brilliant, sir, brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5356891)





Date: March 17th, 2006 1:01 AM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

One time I wuz @ this club and joo no - jus groovin. I stepped outside for sum fresh air cuzz swetty dancing faggy peeple make me wan to puke. Wile Im standing there wit my arms folded and my bandana pulled down tite looking muy macho and waiting for chicas to come try to get wit me this bitch cums outside and she wants to smoke. She comes to me like to pretend this is a rill question but joo no she just wants to fuck a rill gangsta and she asks me if I have a pinche match. I told the little slut,

"Ya, I got a match. The hair on my head and the hair between ur legz!"

See, girlz don expect joo 2 B straight up li dat and they melt like a choclate chip on a chevy small block. Joo no I was fucking this dum bitch in my car within 5 minutes. I never did lite her cigarette....jajaja! BITCH!@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5356889)





Date: March 17th, 2006 1:17 AM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

OK... Now I will geeve joo more advise on how to git a bitch to back the fuck off wen she is riding ur leg. If joo missed the first advise, scroll up and reed it cuzz dis iz sum shit that every rill playboy haz 2 no. Never forget, mano...if joo jus act mean and shit to the bitchez, they will need to validate there ego. They will work even harder to be ur bitch, homes. Wen the bitch is ugly, this must be avoided like the police.

One thing I like to do iz try to fuck her friends rite in front of her. So maybe I will say, "Joo no... Im rilly disgusted by joo. R joo here wit friends?" JAJA! The bitch will run off crying wen joo say dis but then joo no have to fuck una fea.

Another thing I will say is sumthingz like this:

"ORALE, MAMA!@!!! Joo sure do got little titz for a fat bitch!" Don worry, this bitch will leeve joo alone.

Or maybe joo can insult her obleekly (look it up if joo don no the meening). I wood say, "Wow, joo r pretty sexy. Joo don even sweat that much for a fat bitch!" Problema solved, mang.

Or maybe joo can say, "Hey baby... I think dis place look like a meat market... and joo must be the fresh fish!" See, again...bitchez have this fobia about fish smell. Any time joo compare her to fish, she is dun witchoo.

Or sumtiez I tell a bitch that I no Im getting drunk cuz she iz starting to look like sumthing I might fuck. That will uzually get her to get the fuck away from me.

OK homies... good luck wit these! More pickup tips coming soon!

Pax y amor!

Brazos,

Chicano818



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5357007)





Date: March 17th, 2006 5:44 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

Last summer I went to this homies house to say wutz up and his seester ansered the door. I didnt have seen this homie in a long time becuz I was doing sum time. The weered part is that his seester says to me that Chivo13 jus got sent up to Soledad for do sum time 2. Like passing shipz in da nite, ese. NE way, his seester is telling me about his 211 rap and I cannot halp but looking at her titties. Dam, the last time i seen her she wuz like 12, homes and that wuz almost 3 years ago. Now she is a woman and looking so good.

Well, I didnt have no poosy in like 2 years on account i wuz bunked up in Chino (and a few months at Soledad) so I wuz rilly rilly horny, joo no? And trust me, carnal, this bitch wuz looking yummy. Uzually I woodnt fuck my homies seester but I cood see her looking at my body and I cood tell she wuz horny 2. Thats wen she maked the first move.

Wen she saw me looking at her titties she asked, "Joo like my dress? Itz new."

"Itz very becoming on joo..." See, I am trying to be a gentleman cuz for respect for my homie.

"Joo tink so? Thats nice for U 2 say." Thats wat she said... and my inner poet moved in to close the deal.

"Of course, baby....if I was on ur body Id be cumming on joo 2!"

Message receeved loud and clear, homes... sense of humor established... and no more fucking sum white boyz ass in the shower.... that wuz a good day, homes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5361637)





Date: March 17th, 2006 6:26 PM
Author: Payaso Loco

Dam homes, joo fucked Chivos hermana? I no her, ese! I hope her baby wuznt in the room!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5362019)





Date: March 17th, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

Now ima tell U about dis recent time wat I fucked this hot white bitch. I wuz looking for a job and I seen this sign taped up on a telefone pole wat said "If joo arent making $300/ day RIGHT NOW call this number" At first I thinked it wuz a joke cuz who makes $300/day? Maybe like the Prezidente or Donald Trump or some shit, but I needed sum work so I called anyway. The peeples wat I talked 2 told me this wuz a good oportunity and did I want to make a lot of money and Im like, "fuck yeah, homes...Im down."

I skejooled an apointment for the next day and borowed a leather jacket and a tie from my homeboy Renaldo wat sells car stereos. I looked suave, ese. The tie looked like a piano keybord and the leather jacket wuz a very nice Chicago Bulls jacket wat I cood never afford but it made me look like all GQ and shit. En serio, homes...I wuz looking muy guapo.

Wen I arived at the office for have my apointment the white bitch wat ansers the fone wuz like a 10 or even maybe like a 10++++. Wen she wuz sitting down I thinked I saw her nipple rill fast wen I first walked up cuzz her top wuz loose and wen I stood on my tiptoez I cood see down it good. Thats wen I decided that this wuz a fuck mission and fuck it cuz ill never get a job like Donald Trump or the Prezidente anyway, joo no?

I said, "Hey flaca...Im here for apply for the job on the sign."

She acted all profeshonal and shit, "Scooze me?"

"Yeah like I want to have a job here, mama. Im a biznissman looking for an oportunity."

Thats wen the bitch asks me if Im shure Im in the rite place.

"Fuck yeah. I saw the sign on the telefone pole. I have an apointment."

She pushed her glasses up on her nose and I new she wuz breaking down. "And wat pozishun r u interested in?"

Thats wen I seeled the deal, ese...

"Well, I thot we'd start in missionary, move to reverse cowgirl for a while and finish in doggystyle, but after that we shood talk about my job."

Her mouth jus dropped open cuzz she wuz probably turned on 2 much for talk.

"Why dont joo tell me wat time joo get off cuzz I plan to be there wen joo do!"

Orale, homes... that bitch wuz like putty in my hand. JAJA!!! To be honest, I put my putty in her hand 2, homes...and her hair and her eye socket and the small of her back!!!

JAJAJAJA!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5361789)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Super Secret Community Account

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8844263)





Date: March 21st, 2006 12:33 PM
Author: Fortunata

Bump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5389685)





Date: March 22nd, 2006 7:45 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Mi Vida Loca)

Hey, vatos. Some craaaazy shit been happening to me l8lee so I gotz 2 check in wit joo and lay it down. I pwn3d this focking bitch last nite becuzz she wuz a prejudicing racist and she thinked that becuz i am loco to da bone that i am also not smart. JAJA!!!1!! As mi familia on XOXO nose, I half both street smartz and I am muy inteligente tambien.

So I am in this beer bar con mi amigos and I see this fine bitch wat is cashual but joo can tell she like 2 fuck. Besides, homes, she is wearing a sweetshirt wat half on it some greek letters so I no she is in a sorority and so also I no she likes to fuck strange homies.

Wen she walked by I blew her a kiss and said, "hey mama. come here an talk to me."

The stuck up bitch put her nose in the air and sed somthing like, "whatevers..." and kept on walking. I coodnt focking beleeve it!!!!!!! (Can joo imagine, mang?)

So I tuck in my beater rill tite and walk over to her and she is with her frendz and shit so she feels like the queen of the bar. Already I got one strike so I introduce myself to her and ask her wat is her name.

The bitch tells me her name is Jennifer and goes back to talking wit her frendz. (WTF?!?!)

So I interrup... "Wassup, Jennifer... Jen.... Can I call joo Jen?"

"Sure, I guess..."

"I knew joo coodnt resist me, Jen... wat time shood I call joo?"

Now, normally homes I wood be on my way to a loco boot-knocking at this point, but pinche Jennifer is still playing hard to get. Thats wen she made my head explode.

"I dont go out with stupid beaners."

So this stupid whore sorority cunt is judging a book by itz cover becuz she think I am Mexican so I am not so smart like she is. "Wat is ur major, Jennifer?"

Now she has a chance to make me feel small and she drops wat I beleeve to be a lie. "I'm a mathematics major, paco."

Holy focking sheet, ese! First of all, I am not even named Paco and if this dum bitch cood read she wood see my rill name TATOOED ON MY FOCKING FOREARM JOO DUM BITCH! Segundo, I no my way around the pinche math department and no rill Mathlete calls that shit "mathematics." Only posers say mathematics. But anyway, I pull out my A game becuzz now I must fuck this bitch and make it hurt.

"Well, then joo shood no that joo cause all mi Cauchy sequences to converge, baby." (This mean like joo complete me but I am using my smartz wat she think i don haf) "Maybe tonight I can geeve joo a demonstration of the pumping lemma."

The bitch is speechless. Here is one dum vato wat blew her focking mind wit his intelect and of course the bitch melted faster than a jesus candle from the 99 cent store.

That nite, I fucked this whore in the bathroom of the bar, I fucked her in the parking lot, and I fucked her on the hood of my g-ride on a hill overlooking hollywood. Then I took her to East LA and made her get out by a payphone I new was broken. As I pulled away, I hit the hydraulics and yelled, "SINCE JOO TINK JOO CAN JUDGE PEEPLE AT FIRST SITE, JOO SHOOD HAVE NO PROBLEMA FLAGGING DOWN A RIDE FROM A HOMEBOY WAT WONT RAPE UR SORRY ASS! ADIOS, PUTA!!!!!"

I bounced my front end 5 times and pulled away blasting some Chopin, Nocturne Number 2 In E Flat Major, Opus 9 No. 2. I didnt even hear her head explode.

BROWN PRIDE, VATOS!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5401682)





Date: March 22nd, 2006 8:28 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

Im cruising, vatos. If joo half any problems wit getting laid or picking up girlz or joo want to meet some speshul girl, joo can feel free for ask me a question cuzz I like to halp peeple. Thats why I am going to law school after I finish my BA.

Pax y Amor!

Chicano818

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5402024)





Date: March 22nd, 2006 8:51 PM
Author: ill kid (I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death)

oh my god... this thread is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5402197)





Date: March 23rd, 2006 7:21 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

Uzually, I stalk women like a horny lepard. I see my prey and I take her down with wit, wizdom and strategy. I have honed my skillz like a brown Jedi with a hard on and I am happy for pass along my nawledge to all joo peepz wat cuz joo r my homies. Every once in a while tho, I am not the hunter. Sumtimez I am like manbait luring in the chica for a good focking wen she think she is the huntress, comprende? Trust me, carnal, noing how to respond without spooking the girl is even more tougher than chasing her down and taking her by force. I will try for teech joo dis also....

Last summer, me an Chuy wuz chilling at this bar waiting for Ultimate Fighting to start and drinking sum beers and this group of chatty yung bitches came in and got one table next 2 us. I seen them checking us out and they look like they out to get there freak on...maybe a bachlerette party or sumthing i don no. All I no is that I wan 2 spray sum vato butter on sum titties and wen the UFC is over my testosterone will be raging and I will eether need to fuck sumthing or kick sumbuddys ass. I don make the law of the jungle, homes, I jus take my place as the lion.

So this stupid blond bitch is eyefucking me sumthing fierce and I look over and say "sup, baby?" I keep my shit tight cuz I control the scene, but joo no she think she is stalking me for sum freak. Pues, vato, I gonna geeve her more freak than she can handle, joo no?

The bitch is giggly and shit witch make me wan to smash her focking face but she has buenas chi chis and a big ass for so i hav to fock her silly insted. She asks my name but I don say nothing I jus show her my tat and she blushes and introduce herself that her name is Coleen. Like pinche Kismet, she have it tatted rite above her ass and she show me (cept hers is in cursive and mine in Old English). So I checking out her ass and Im so glad becuz I thinked she said her name was Clean (witch wood have been unfortunate cuz this bitch wuz dirty debbie, joo no?) All this time, I picturing wat Im going to do to her ass and tits and that I wan to smash her face becuz she shreiks like a focking parrot but I control myself and wait for my opening for close the deal. It doesnt take long...

"So, Chicano818, if joo were an animal, witch animal wood joo like for be?"

WTF is this bitch talking about? She thinks this is sum slumber party and we r in 6th grade? "I don no, Clean, wat animal am I?"

She cocks her head like this make her think SOOOOO hard and sez, "I think joo r like a whale. (She is lucky i don stab her throat rite here) Joo are strong, and big, but gentle and rare."

I smile like I am tuched by rilly I wan to puke and I concentrate on focking her and not stabbing her in the face like she deserves.

"Well, Clean, I see joo as a Bass fish."

She look confuzed witch is no suprize at all and I move in for the kill.

"I cant decide weather I shood mount joo or eat joo."

JOO SEE VATOS? TURN THE FOCKING TABLES ON THEM! NOW JOO R THE HUNTER!

She turn out to be the mostest iritating bitch I even got into my backseat. She try to talk all sexy but sounds like a bad porn star talking like, "Oh fock my tight poosy wit joor big ass cock!" First I wan 2 laff, but B4 I can cum on her stupid white face I lose my rection. I had to slap her face and trow her out my car without her focking pats on. It dont matter tho becuzz I bagged her.

THATS THE WAY JOO DO IT, VATOS! EYE OF THE TIGER, HOMES!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5409764)





Date: March 24th, 2006 1:15 AM
Author: John Valby

This thread is crazy. How long do you plan on continuing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5412745)





Date: March 29th, 2006 8:56 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

This afternoon I wuz playing futbol in the park con mi familia. (Futbol is wat joo white fuckers call soccer. Yet another sport the third world kicks ur ass in) Anywayz, so I seen this bitch wut wuz fine as HELL walking with this loser white boy who had arms that looked like cigarettes. I new that she cood no wayz be satisfyed with this chickenshit pencil motherfucker and I was kinda horny anywayz so I yelled to her, "HEY MAMA! LOSE THE ZERO AND GET WITH A HERO BABY! UR NAME MUST BE CHEVY CUZ ITZ WRITTEN ALL OVER MY BACKSEAT!"

Her novio wuz fucking scared, ese becuz Im like a pitbull with a silver tongue. No way that homeboy wuz gonna step to this. The bitch walked over to me pretty much like I spected and left flaco to go home and jack it, joo no? Wen she walked over she tried to act all confident and shit and she wuz rill tall too, maybe like 5'6" so I had to look up at her. Itz cool, tho, cuz it makes my neck look thicker wen I put my head back.

The bitch says, "Who do joo think joo R yelling out at me like that?"

And I moved in for the kill... I put my arm around her waste and pulled her close to me till my crotch was all up on her hip and I said, "The homegirls call me coffee, baby...cuz I grind SOOOO fine..." and I gave her a little grind on the leg wut she cood feel my soldier getting muy duro.

I dont think she'll ever be seeing that pinche white sucker again. I gave her one strong deepdicking in the back seat of my car. Pretty soon, when her poosy starts to itch a little bit, she'll no wat else I gived her!

TAKE THAT YOU NO STANDARDS WHITE BITCH!

Jajajajaja!!!! BROWN PRIDE TILL I DIE, HOMES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5460289)





Date: April 3rd, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Fortunata

"she wuz rill tall too, maybe like 5'6" so I had to look up at her."

Jajaja.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5500996)





Date: April 3rd, 2006 12:28 PM
Author: TorTTT (No Longer Rowan's BF)

You must be the tallest guy in your barrio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5501063)





Date: April 28th, 2006 1:06 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

Don't forget about Monday, homies!!!!!

Don't buy anything!

Don't go to skool!

Don't go to work!

IT'S TIME TO SHOW WASHINGTON WE WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE ANIMALS!!!!!

P.S. DOWNLOAD THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN SPANISH AND PLAY IT AS LOUD AS UR STEROEO WILL GO!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5672355)





Date: June 9th, 2006 1:05 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

Hey vatos!

Joo ready for learn some more about las mujeres? El verano is here and the poosy get so ripe in the heat that wen joo at the park and joo wan for eat it but it smells como pescado. There is 2 things joo can do.

1. Go home and tell yur chica that joo wan to take a chower because joo not fresh. Ask her to join joo and soap up her poosybox rill good and sensual. Rilly joo r scrubbing her funk, but she will think it is for get her all ready for a drilling.

2. OK, but many times joo is at the park or in a parking lot of sumthing. In this case, I use jus a bottle of water. I pull down her panties and start with the clit (it don get so stank as the worm hole, joo no?) wile im eating her clit i slowly pour the water on her poosyhole and rub it around. Do it in phases tho. Pour, rub, pour sum more. Her funk may be in layers and joo wan for get it all out of there so joo can eat her proper. If joo have a big bottle, scrub her culo tambien. Bitchez like dat.

OK..thats the tip for now. Ill be back laters!

Viva La Raza!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5946437)





Date: June 9th, 2006 1:07 PM
Author: andrew (She's a tough little ship.)

Oh, it's an old shtick. You just overdid it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5946457)





Date: June 9th, 2006 1:10 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

Cállate la boca, maricón.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5946477)





Date: June 9th, 2006 1:25 PM
Author: Carla Martin (Not atypical death penalty case)

Bravo sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5946621)





Date: June 9th, 2006 1:18 PM
Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)

you must be crazy. this thread is unparalleled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5946553)





Date: June 13th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

So many peeples ask me hey vato, what about how can I meet a chica and I am too shy? First of all, get some huevos. But eef joo cant have huevos becuzz joo are a virgin and maybe joo r afriad joo will cum muy rapido and be ashamed, ok, Chicano818 has a fresh new way for to meet chicas. Even XOXO virgins can get sum poosy this way. (Probly not Vir tho. Jaja!)

Every day I read in LA Opinion sobre los inmigrantes who run across la frontera. They scared and hungry homes! Entire families run and sumtimez they got no agua and no nuthing cept for there close. OK, so es muy triste. But itz also a good oportunitee for to pick up sum desparate girls. Joo catching my drift, vato? Go to the desert cerca la frontera and bring witchoo sum corn tortillas and a jug of horchata. This iz all the bait joo need for catch sum chicas. If joo have sum rope, joo can tie them up in ur house to and have mucho sexo for a long ass time. Anyting joo want, homes! Even if joo r shy, or joo have a fucked up personality like Vir, or maybe joo r muy feo como Don Barzini. It no matter, vato!! Wit sum food and drink, joo gits poosy!

Jus make sure joo scrub it rill good before joo do anyting to it. That shit can be ripe wen they running. One time, I was honry so I ate this chicas poosy wile she wuz eating sum pan dulce and tamarindo I used for bait. DAM HOMES, her poosy tasted como basura and I puked all over it. I wuz so mad, I killed her and left her in the desert. It dont matter, cuzz sum other bitch cums along like 2 minutes later and I still had a half a peece of pan dulce and sum tamarindo for lure her in.

OK, VATOS! NOW GO GIT SUM!!!

Pax y amor...

Chicano818

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5978359)





Date: June 13th, 2006 8:17 PM
Author: Esaias

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5978374)





Date: June 13th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: Carla Martin (Not atypical death penalty case)

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#5978391)





Date: September 14th, 2006 1:33 PM
Author: Evan-2001

176 post in a 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6612874)





Date: September 29th, 2006 8:42 PM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.


You are brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6700743)





Date: August 21st, 2008 7:13 PM
Author: The Eohippus

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#10084713)





Date: September 14th, 2006 1:59 PM
Author: Mahendra Singh Dhoni

i need more advice on how to deal with las mujeres. come back chicano!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6612981)





Date: September 15th, 2006 12:38 AM
Author: COOLIE LAW SCHOOL

These were really well researched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6616737)





Date: September 29th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

ORALE, VATOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAS NITE WUZ FUCKING LOCO,HOMES!!!! I BIN TAKEEN DIZ CLAZZ, JOO NO? SO I BEEN MUY OCUPADO. N-E-WAYZ I BACK, CHOLOZ Y BITCHEZ!!!!!!

PUES, WARE TO BEGIN? OK DEN... MY TEECHER BEEN GEEVING ME LOS OJOS AND SO I WAITED FO HER BY HER RIDE AFTER THE CLASS TO C IF SHE WUZ FO REALZS. 2 SEE IF SHE DESERVED LA VERGA!!!!!! LEMMEE TELL JOO SUMTING, I DUN CARE HOW MANY TIMEZ I GIT SUM I NEVER EVER GIT TIRED OF BUSTING PANOCHA BLANCA. DIS BITCH FIRST TINKS I “THRETNING” HER AND ACTZ ALL TUFF AND HARD AND SHIT. I NO HER GAMEZ THO BECUZZ I BEEN AROUND.

SO I GRAB HER LIKE A MAN AND TELL HER I NO WAT IZ SHE WANTS AND I GOOD TO GEEVE IT 2 HER AND JOO NO WAT SHE DUZ?!!!?? THE BITCH WEN SPRAY ME WIT PEPPER SPRAY!!!! TALK BOUT PLAYING HARD 2 GIT!!!

PUES BY THE TIMEZ I AM BACK ON MY FEETZ SHE WEN DRIVE OFF. I NEVER MET A WHITE BITCH WIT SO MUCH FUEGO! I NEW SHE WUZ PLAYIN ME CUZZ SHE LEF HER PURSE IN THE PARKING LOT. WUT KIND OF GAMEZ JOO WHITE BITCHEZ LI 2 PLAY N-E-WAY?!

SO OF CORSE I FOLLOWED HER LEAD, VATOS. DAT BITCH WANTED TO PLAY. ELLA ME DESEÓ, JOO NO? CORSE NOW I GIT HER ADDRESS AND SO I GO TO HER HOUSE AND SHE STILL PLAYING HER GAMES BUT CHICANO818 PLAY LI UN REAL PLAYA. I WEN BUS IN HER DOOR AND FUCK HER LI NOBODY EVER BEEN FUCKED BEFORE CEPT MAYBE THAT ONE WHITE BOY AT CENTRAL JAIL WAT COME IN WIT A PONYTAIL AND A NICE CULO. I TELLED HER, “SO JOO LIKE TO PLAY RUFF? I KIN PLAY WITCHOO RUFF, MAMACITA!” WEN I CUMMED I CUMMED ON HER FACE AND WEN I LOOKED UP SU MIJITO ES STANDING DERE LOOKING ALL CRAZY AND SHIT. LEMME TELL JOO SUMTING DIS BITCH WUZ A PERVERT. I DROVE AWAY AND LEFT HER IN A POOL OF SWET AND CUM AND UNA POCA SANGRE. WATEVAZ...

I GOING TO SEE HER 2NITE FO THE LAST TIME AND I PRITTY SURE SHE GONNA WAN SUM MORE CUZ NOBODY GEEVES IT LI I GEEVE IT. ES 2 BAD THAT TRAFICK SKOOL IS DONE AFTER 2 NITE. MAYBE ILL GIT HER NUMBER.

SAY UR PRAYERZ, VATOS! AN MEMEMBER TO NO WORRY ABOUT NETHING INSTEAD PRAY FOR EVRYTING. TELL GOD UR NEEDZ N DONT FORGET TO TANX HIM 4 HIS ANSWERS!!!!!

PAX Y AMOR,

CHICANO818

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6700372)





Date: September 29th, 2006 8:14 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

OK DEN SHIT I GEEVE JOO ONE LAS TING BEFORE I GO TO DIZ CLASS. I GOT DIZ POEMA FO JOO ALLZ. MY HOMEBOYS AND HOMEGIRLS ON XOXO.

DIZ PINCHE WHITE BOY ASK ME WAT IS CHICANO ALL ABOUT

I DON GIT MAD I DON BUS HIS MOUT I DON SHOUT

HE CAN SEE THE TEARDROP TATTED ON MY FACE

HE NO I DIE TO PROTECT MY RACE

THE THREE DOTS BETWEEN MY THUMB AND FINGER

MEAN MI VIDA LOCA AND SHOW I AINT NO NIGGER

I DON DO DRIVEBYS ON PEOPLE I DON NO

I WAX DA CAR, PAINT DA WALLZ, ONE PROUD CHICANO

BUT MAYBE HE DON SEE BECUZZ HIS EYES CANT LOOK WITHIN

MAYBE HE ONLY SEE THE BROWN COLOR ON MY SKIN

MAYBE HE DON SEE THE FIRE DAT FEEDZ MY SOUL

MAYBE HE DON NO WAT MAKES ONE REAL CHICANO

ITZ THE PASSION IN OUR HEARTS AND THE FAMILIA DAT WE LOVE

ITZ THE DEDICASHUN TO MADRE AND OUR FATHER UP ABOVE

ITZ THE BLOOD OF OUR ANCESTORS THAT STILL GO RUN INSIDE

ITZ THE PART HE CANNOT SEE BECUZ HE DON NO AZTEC PRIDE

I FORGEEVE HIM THO, JOO NO? BECUZ THE BIBLE TELL ME TO.

I DON JUDGE A MAN BY HIS SKIN COLOR OR HIS DOO RAG RED OR BLUE

MAYBE IN ANOTHER PLACE ID MAKE HIM PAY RESPEC

MAYBE IN ANOTHER PLACE ID SHANK HIM IN THE NECK

BUT HERE IN FRONT OF MAMAS HOUSE I PUFF MY CHEST OUT PROUD

I GIT UP IN HIZ BIZNESS AND I TELL HIM VERY LOUD

I AM THE ONE WHO PAINT CHICANO PRIDE ACOSS UR VAN

AND WAT THE FUCK R JOO GOING TO DO, PINCHE MAIL MAN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6700491)





Date: September 28th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: Le Tigre retraite\'

180, lul'z

this is TCR for Best Thread Ever

please bump monthly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8698850)





Date: September 29th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

shit i did the caps lock ting again. sorry vatos. es mi hermanas compooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6700558)





Date: September 29th, 2006 8:30 PM
Author: Chicano818 (Smile Now, Cry Later)

If joo go to a nice restarant, maybe Carrows or Hoffs Hut, picking up the waitress es muy facil. Wen they tell me hi my name is soosan and i am going to be ur waitress and den try an take ur order, i like to say WAT?! Then they say it again and i say WAT?!?! The bitch will git frusterated and ask me wat i wan for eat and dats wen joo go for the jugular wit dis line:

I wan 2 spread ur legs, baby and eat my way to ur heart!

Jajajajaja!!!!!! Dis one never fails! Never!!!!!!

Pax y Amor,

Chicano818

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6700654)





Date: October 24th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: WhitePride

nice, im using that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6851914)





Date: September 27th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki (Fact: white guys have small dicks. Guido Stud= Rational Thought)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8694872)





Date: September 29th, 2006 8:47 PM
Author: Future Secretary of Defense Eric Shinseki

this shit is getting worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6700782)





Date: September 29th, 2006 8:54 PM
Author: Grasshopper

it seems to go in waves...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6700834)





Date: October 8th, 2006 7:50 PM
Author: TheRealVir

Guys in my high school used to do this all the time. It was no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6752002)





Date: October 8th, 2006 7:57 PM
Author: InfatuAZN

This thread officially jumped the shark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6752046)





Date: November 11th, 2006 12:22 PM
Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)

best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#6968634)





Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:32 AM
Author: done and done

still funnay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#7864887)





Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: Bristol Palin\'s retarded incest baby (My penguins PWN T-Rex's all the time!)

still another vote for " best thread ever"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#7864895)





Date: April 3rd, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: white girls with asian guys

Same. I love this thread to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#7865116)





Date: April 24th, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)

more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#7994486)





Date: April 24th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: Domecq

Overrated, a true "latin lover" would pick up bitches in Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#7994544)





Date: April 24th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)

leave now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#7994548)





Date: May 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: lonestar (gettin' it on with my smoking jacket on)

mexica, please comment on this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8173920)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: [...]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8441985)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: :;;;;.............,.,.,.,..,,,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,.,. (<Party of Five>)


This thread is indeed brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8442018)





Date: September 27th, 2007 4:20 AM
Author: Roll that Troll

i can't believe i'm just seeing this now. it is the best thread EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8695317)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Super Secret Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#8844265)





Date: December 12th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: lonestar (... these dresses truly are modest !)

yeah yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#9014083)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:11 AM
Author: lonestar (boner biting bastard)

A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#10280115)





Date: October 20th, 2008 11:12 AM
Author: so long and thanks for all the fish (sarcaschtick)

when this thread gets bumped I don't even need to open it to LOL.

lonestar, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#10280118)





Date: November 11th, 2008 10:14 AM
Author: lonestar (part-time lover and h-town fan)

return of the bumpasaurus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=376976&forum_id=2#10351082)