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Date: November 5th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant lay elastic band

from the moment I hit order, the timer starts -- they're obligated to WALK™ (as per amazon health & safety) 100 aisles away in under a minute to the location of 'vibrating cock ring /w cat tail' shove their arm into a ballpit of junk, claw around for it, palm it, handle and finally scan it, compelled to mentally read the entire designation of this tricked out sex toy & confirm selection, seared into their mind -- "this is my job"

I do this and then cancel the order, by the time it's shipped, it's being rerouted back or bumped to satiate demand elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34607783)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:30 AM
Author: sepia indirect expression

BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Date: November 5th, 2017 8:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant lay elastic band

pretty sure Jeff does this also, but he does it for hours since he can get a live-feed, 24/7 worldwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34607810)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: passionate flatulent people who are hurt gas station



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Date: November 5th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle depressive

lol 18000

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Date: November 5th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant lay elastic band



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant lay elastic band

once amazon trolley slaves pass through the metal detectors at their plantations and enter the warehouse -- they cease to be people

they become Jeff's property. merely ambulatory creatures recompensed as feasibly close to minimum "wage" as he can get away with, to gain the privilege of being worked to the bone for every ounce of productivity & efficiency possible, their limbs, cardiovascular systems, their minds, all his.

task-masters saunter about with the whip of the future, iPads with proprietary intranet, serviced with real-time data feeds and live employee efficacy statistics, every single second is accounted for, timed, logged, critiqued & resolved in degrading one on one 'auditing sessions'



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:19 AM
Author: Topaz Stubborn Space Psychic

sounds like Scientology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615206)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant lay elastic band

did you read about SEAORG? Tom Cruise getting GAKKKKKED out with leagues of slaves waiting on him and miscavige hand & foot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615208)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:23 AM
Author: Topaz Stubborn Space Psychic

hhnngghhhh

evil, but they get away with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615210)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: passionate flatulent people who are hurt gas station



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed center gaming laptop



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant lay elastic band

rate the 404 image

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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:18 AM
Author: Pea-brained aphrodisiac tattoo

apropos

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Date: November 13th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant lay elastic band



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: grizzly brunch factory reset button



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant lay elastic band

100BILLION

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Senate Really Tough Guy

I went through a phase where this bothered me. Then I get 6 months free prime and stopped thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34762677)