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order sex toys on amzn and a warehouse worker is forced to find it in 60 seconds

from the moment I hit order, the timer starts -- they're obl...
pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth
  11/05/17
BEEP BEEP BEEP
White hyperactive shrine circlehead
  11/06/17
pretty sure Jeff does this also, but he does it for hours si...
pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth
  11/05/17
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Alcoholic gunner liquid oxygen
  11/05/17
lol 18000
Turquoise Tantric Main People Native
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pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth
  11/05/17
once amazon trolley slaves pass through the metal detectors ...
pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth
  11/06/17
sounds like Scientology
vibrant useless brakes
  11/06/17
did you read about SEAORG? Tom Cruise getting GAKKKKKED out ...
pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth
  11/06/17
hhnngghhhh evil, but they get away with it
vibrant useless brakes
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Alcoholic gunner liquid oxygen
  11/06/17
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up-to-no-good titillating school hominid
  11/06/17
rate the 404 image https://www.newyorker.com/static/erro...
pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth
  11/06/17
apropos
Bateful resort
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pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth
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Brass Awkward Dilemma
  11/06/17
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pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth
  11/24/17
I went through a phase where this bothered me. Then I get 6 ...
cerebral queen of the night
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Date: November 5th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth

from the moment I hit order, the timer starts -- they're obligated to WALK™ (as per amazon health & safety) 100 aisles away in under a minute to the location of 'vibrating cock ring /w cat tail' shove their arm into a ballpit of junk, claw around for it, palm it, handle and finally scan it, compelled to mentally read the entire designation of this tricked out sex toy & confirm selection, seared into their mind -- "this is my job"

I do this and then cancel the order, by the time it's shipped, it's being rerouted back or bumped to satiate demand elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34607783)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:30 AM
Author: White hyperactive shrine circlehead

BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Date: November 5th, 2017 8:18 AM
Author: pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth

pretty sure Jeff does this also, but he does it for hours since he can get a live-feed, 24/7 worldwide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34607810)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic gunner liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34608181)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Turquoise Tantric Main People Native

lol 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34608351)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34608735)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:01 AM
Author: pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth

once amazon trolley slaves pass through the metal detectors at their plantations and enter the warehouse -- they cease to be people

they become Jeff's property. merely ambulatory creatures recompensed as feasibly close to minimum "wage" as he can get away with, to gain the privilege of being worked to the bone for every ounce of productivity & efficiency possible, their limbs, cardiovascular systems, their minds, all his.

task-masters saunter about with the whip of the future, iPads with proprietary intranet, serviced with real-time data feeds and live employee efficacy statistics, every single second is accounted for, timed, logged, critiqued & resolved in degrading one on one 'auditing sessions'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615194)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:19 AM
Author: vibrant useless brakes

sounds like Scientology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615206)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:20 AM
Author: pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth

did you read about SEAORG? Tom Cruise getting GAKKKKKED out with leagues of slaves waiting on him and miscavige hand & foot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615208)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:23 AM
Author: vibrant useless brakes

hhnngghhhh

evil, but they get away with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615210)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic gunner liquid oxygen



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: up-to-no-good titillating school hominid



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth

rate the 404 image

https://www.newyorker.com/static/error/error-404.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615204)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:18 AM
Author: Bateful resort

apropos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34615295)



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Date: November 13th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:16 AM
Author: Brass Awkward Dilemma



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: pea-brained kitchen scourge upon the earth

100BILLION

https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5967a44d0976db56008b4e6d/image.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34762655)



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: cerebral queen of the night

I went through a phase where this bothered me. Then I get 6 months free prime and stopped thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3785963&forum_id=2#34762677)