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  11/06/17
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Date: November 5th, 2017 8:01 AM
Author: impertinent tan pisswyrm

from the moment I hit order, the timer starts -- they're obligated to WALK™ (as per amazon health & safety) 100 aisles away in under a minute to the location of 'vibrating cock ring /w cat tail' shove their arm into a ballpit of junk, claw around for it, palm it, handle and finally scan it, compelled to mentally read the entire designation of this tricked out sex toy & confirm selection, seared into their mind -- "this is my job"

I do this and then cancel the order, by the time it's shipped, it's being rerouted back or bumped to satiate demand elsewhere

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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:30 AM
Author: flatulent curious chapel potus

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Date: November 5th, 2017 8:18 AM
Author: impertinent tan pisswyrm

pretty sure Jeff does this also, but he does it for hours since he can get a live-feed, 24/7 worldwide.

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Date: November 5th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: magenta meetinghouse milk



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Date: November 5th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: 180 Office

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Date: November 5th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: impertinent tan pisswyrm



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:01 AM
Author: impertinent tan pisswyrm

once amazon trolley slaves pass through the metal detectors at their plantations and enter the warehouse -- they cease to be people

they become Jeff's property. merely ambulatory creatures recompensed as feasibly close to minimum "wage" as he can get away with, to gain the privilege of being worked to the bone for every ounce of productivity & efficiency possible, their limbs, cardiovascular systems, their minds, all his.

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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:19 AM
Author: multi-colored filthpig

sounds like Scientology

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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:20 AM
Author: impertinent tan pisswyrm

did you read about SEAORG? Tom Cruise getting GAKKKKKED out with leagues of slaves waiting on him and miscavige hand & foot

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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:23 AM
Author: multi-colored filthpig

hhnngghhhh

evil, but they get away with it

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Date: November 6th, 2017 11:05 AM
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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:13 AM
Author: Umber razzle psychic corner



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: impertinent tan pisswyrm

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Date: November 6th, 2017 7:18 AM
Author: brass persian

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Date: November 13th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: impertinent tan pisswyrm



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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:12 PM
Author: impertinent tan pisswyrm

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Date: November 24th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Rebellious Ticket Booth Boltzmann

I went through a phase where this bothered me. Then I get 6 months free prime and stopped thinking about it.

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