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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my ...
Fishy Fantasy-prone New Version
  11/15/17
She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called R...
Diverse impertinent principal's office masturbator
  11/15/17
well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every o...
beady-eyed rusted ceo native
  11/15/17
Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP
Diverse impertinent principal's office masturbator
  11/15/17
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Federal Thriller School
  11/15/17
even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure...
Charismatic Sapphire Jew
  11/15/17
great moniker OP
Filthy Indigo Brunch Dingle Berry
  11/15/17
you will die in exactly 9 days
Marvelous Hairless Bawdyhouse Macaca
  11/15/17
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big vermilion faggot firefighter
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beady-eyed rusted ceo native
  11/15/17
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lime spectacular messiness
  11/15/17
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Fear-inspiring Office Voyeur
  11/15/17
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Fishy Fantasy-prone New Version
  01/16/18
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know-it-all navy travel guidebook
  01/16/18
nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once
big vermilion faggot firefighter
  11/15/17
you probably should call the cops if you see this go down ag...
vengeful dashing private investor affirmative action
  11/15/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g
know-it-all navy travel guidebook
  01/16/18
classic
Fishy Fantasy-prone New Version
  01/16/18
Cryin and laughing.
lascivious digit ratio
  01/16/18
i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that...
Light locus
  01/16/18


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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Fishy Fantasy-prone New Version

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?"

He looked startled, smiled and turned away.

Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad.

It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation.

Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go.

Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693595)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Diverse impertinent principal's office masturbator

She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed rusted ceo native

well dressed "mom"

mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'

holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693638)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Diverse impertinent principal's office masturbator

Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Federal Thriller School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693711)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Sapphire Jew

even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Filthy Indigo Brunch Dingle Berry

great moniker OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Hairless Bawdyhouse Macaca

you will die in exactly 9 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: big vermilion faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694249)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed rusted ceo native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694279)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: lime spectacular messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694284)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Office Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694300)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Fishy Fantasy-prone New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169659)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: know-it-all navy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: big vermilion faggot firefighter

nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: vengeful dashing private investor affirmative action

you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: know-it-all navy travel guidebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Fishy Fantasy-prone New Version

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: lascivious digit ratio

Cryin and laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Light locus

i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me

people are fuckin nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169688)