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weirdest thing just happened, kid ran up to me and called me "dad"

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my ...
Ebony Soul-stirring Ratface Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/15/17
She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called R...
Fluffy keepsake machete market
  11/15/17
well dressed "mom" mindgakked kid calling every o...
crimson lodge friendly grandma
  11/15/17
Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP
Fluffy keepsake machete market
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Bespoke box office dysfunction
  11/15/17
even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure...
Nubile Copper Toaster
  11/15/17
great moniker OP
Glittery painfully honest death wish hall
  11/15/17
you will die in exactly 9 days
Scarlet liquid oxygen
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Supple white people who are hurt gay wizard
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crimson lodge friendly grandma
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Cracking Twinkling Legal Warrant Piazza
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Ebony Soul-stirring Ratface Twinkling Uncleanness
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territorial cuck selfie
  01/16/18
nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once
Supple white people who are hurt gay wizard
  11/15/17
you probably should call the cops if you see this go down ag...
ivory locale toilet seat
  11/15/17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g
territorial cuck selfie
  01/16/18
classic
Ebony Soul-stirring Ratface Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/16/18
Cryin and laughing.
Bearded Bat Shit Crazy Famous Landscape Painting Corn Cake
  01/16/18
i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that...
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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:08 PM
Author: Ebony Soul-stirring Ratface Twinkling Uncleanness

I'm sitting in a public space, drinking coffee and using my phone, minding my own business. Suddenly, this woman walks in w/ her kid -- a normal-looking approx 9 y/o girl. The girl immediately runs up to this old man seated about 5 feet away from me, stands directly in front of his face and starts saying "Dad. Dad! Daddddd?"

He looked startled, smiled and turned away.

Then she walks over to me, gets right next to my face at eye-level, looks me right in the eyes and does the same thing, calling me "Dad!", like she really thought I was her dad.

It wasn't a retarded kid, either. Perfectly normal intonation.

Then her well-dressed mother, looking only SLIGHTLY embarrassed, finally goes "Your father will be very pleased that you are calling him 'Dad'", and she grabs the girl and off they go.

Is my life one long episode of Candid Camera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693595)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:09 PM
Author: Fluffy keepsake machete market

She's being trained as an elite prostitute. Shoulda called RBI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693608)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: crimson lodge friendly grandma

well dressed "mom"

mindgakked kid calling every older male 'dad'

holy shit it checks out. OP are you sure the woman was related?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693638)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Fluffy keepsake machete market

Edit : yep op's gonna die in 9 days lol RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693701)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: Bespoke box office dysfunction



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Nubile Copper Toaster

even with all my encyclopedia brown training, I can't figure this one out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693642)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Glittery painfully honest death wish hall

great moniker OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34693661)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Scarlet liquid oxygen

you will die in exactly 9 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694212)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:42 PM
Author: Supple white people who are hurt gay wizard



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: crimson lodge friendly grandma



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Floppy Primrose Public Bath Associate



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:49 PM
Author: Cracking Twinkling Legal Warrant Piazza



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Ebony Soul-stirring Ratface Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: territorial cuck selfie



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Supple white people who are hurt gay wizard

nice seeing an IRL anecdote from you for once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694255)



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Date: November 15th, 2017 3:46 PM
Author: ivory locale toilet seat

you probably should call the cops if you see this go down again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#34694273)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: territorial cuck selfie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBkfc1x30g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169663)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Ebony Soul-stirring Ratface Twinkling Uncleanness

classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169676)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Bearded Bat Shit Crazy Famous Landscape Painting Corn Cake

Cryin and laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169704)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

i've had women come up to me in public before and claim that i'm their baby's daddy. this has happened to me 3 separate times. i did not bang any of those women. one of them even had the kid with them and he looked nothing like me

people are fuckin nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798229&forum_id=2#35169688)