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Itt critique my redpill stand up comedy routine

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how i...
Splenetic karate
  11/18/17
Check your math 5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13
misanthropic green heaven
  11/18/17
Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply
odious property
  11/18/17
...
Excitant Carmine Famous Landscape Painting
  11/18/17
...
avocado public bath
  11/18/17
lol
opaque hairraiser cuckoldry
  11/18/17
I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I t...
Splenetic karate
  11/18/17
holly shit
Electric purple masturbator
  11/18/17
...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/18/17
i like this one.
Awkward talking lodge pervert
  11/18/17
...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/18/17
this is pretty 180
Fiercely-loyal coffee pot
  11/18/17
I’m dying here
Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing
  11/18/17
...
Irradiated Henna Deer Antler
  11/18/17
...
razzle range round eye
  11/19/17
180
supple turdskin
  11/19/17
...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/18/17
keep going
Bistre Mexican
  11/18/17
...
jade vivacious stage
  11/18/17
Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something na...
Splenetic karate
  11/18/17
...
opaque hairraiser cuckoldry
  11/18/17
...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/18/17
...
Bistre Mexican
  11/18/17
i came
Fiercely-loyal coffee pot
  11/18/17
funny
dull bawdyhouse nowag
  11/18/17
...
Awkward talking lodge pervert
  11/18/17
oh lawd
Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing
  11/18/17
gotta work "Canadians" in here
arousing obsidian blood rage
  11/19/17
...
copper godawful temple chad
  11/19/17
180 billion
Crawly tanning salon bbw
  11/19/17
"White people kill people like this, while Black people...
Irradiated Henna Deer Antler
  11/18/17
"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot* "like t...
Ruby hateful sanctuary
  11/18/17
"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not goin...
Irradiated Henna Deer Antler
  11/18/17
don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!
Fiercely-loyal coffee pot
  11/18/17
what is the dialect
Irradiated Henna Deer Antler
  11/18/17
There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these ...
Splenetic karate
  11/18/17
...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/18/17
ohshit...
Awkward talking lodge pervert
  11/18/17
actually lol'd
Magical garrison
  11/18/17
not okay
Ruby hateful sanctuary
  11/18/17
...
supple turdskin
  11/19/17
subscribed
Lavender Balding School Cafeteria Degenerate
  11/19/17
...
Fragrant Disturbing Parlour
  11/18/17
My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right ...
Splenetic karate
  11/18/17
...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
...
Awkward talking lodge pervert
  11/19/17
...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
first bad one so far
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
it was blue pill, not red pill.
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way ...
Awkward talking lodge pervert
  11/19/17
its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republi...
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inf...
Splenetic karate
  11/19/17
They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audie...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
WOOOOOOSH
Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing
  11/19/17
...
arousing obsidian blood rage
  11/19/17
gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to ...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
good one
arousing obsidian blood rage
  11/19/17
...
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
(concerned "top")
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
...
Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing
  11/19/17
They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that ...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
horrible.
arousing obsidian blood rage
  11/19/17
nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you coul...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
...
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
...
Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing
  11/19/17
...
arousing obsidian blood rage
  11/19/17
Gross, and racist.
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on ...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
we got a heckler here! Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
...
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
:D *giggle noise*
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
kinda like this one
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed th...
Awkward talking lodge pervert
  11/19/17
Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended u...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
lol
Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing
  11/19/17
if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this c...
cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond
  11/19/17
the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny a...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a g...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
...
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
...
Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing
  11/19/17
this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for i...
arousing obsidian blood rage
  11/19/17
during "boos" BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! ...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT
arousing obsidian blood rage
  11/19/17
dont hijack the thread, friend.
Awkward talking lodge pervert
  11/19/17
he's value adding
Bistre Mexican
  11/19/17
this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out...
Magical garrison
  11/19/17
Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line ...
arousing obsidian blood rage
  11/19/17
This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are g...
pale exciting base
  11/19/17
so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes,...
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
nothing?
mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner
  11/19/17
Xo Saturday night folks
deranged stag film
  11/19/17
...
puce aromatic meetinghouse old irish cottage
  11/19/17
embarrassing thread
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(asian)
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...
cerebral harsh space
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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Splenetic karate

So I’m hearing a lot about diversity these days. About how important it is for tech to have diversity. Gender diversity, racial diversity, sexual diversity. I figure, hey if I can find you 5 gay black female workers does that count as 15 or 5. I figure it should count as 15 right? I mean that’s three diversities right there.

^ very tame Intro joke to “loosen up” the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720843)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: misanthropic green heaven

Check your math

5 + 5 + 5(3/5) = 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721055)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: odious property

Lol bro you'll get in everywhere you apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720862)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Excitant Carmine Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720894)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: avocado public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721128)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: opaque hairraiser cuckoldry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720866)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Splenetic karate

I’m also hearing a lot about black lives matter. I mean, I think we can all agree right. Of course black lives matter. I’m very interested in blacks living. Especially where they’re living.

(Pause)

For a variety of reasons.

(Wait for laughter to die down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720892)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Electric purple masturbator

holly shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720897)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720914)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Awkward talking lodge pervert

i like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720919)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720961)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal coffee pot

this is pretty 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720977)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing

I’m dying here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720992)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Irradiated Henna Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721000)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: razzle range round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721267)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:17 PM
Author: supple turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727476)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720915)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Bistre Mexican

keep going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720918)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: jade vivacious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720921)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Splenetic karate

Did you hear about the lesbian waitress who had something nasty written on her receipt and got no tip? Yeah it was an awful story. Made the national news. Very hateful situation, sad really. The two black guys who she was serving were huge homophobes. But they were about average as far as black tippers go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720948)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: opaque hairraiser cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720951)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720956)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Bistre Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720963)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal coffee pot

i came

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720978)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: dull bawdyhouse nowag

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720988)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:24 PM
Author: Awkward talking lodge pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720989)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing

oh lawd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720995)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: arousing obsidian blood rage

gotta work "Canadians" in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721302)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:14 AM
Author: copper godawful temple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722348)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Crawly tanning salon bbw

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722644)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:18 PM
Author: Irradiated Henna Deer Antler

"White people kill people like this, while Black people kill people like this!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720958)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Ruby hateful sanctuary

"like this" *one pantomimed gunshot*

"like this" *ten pantomimed gunshots, maybe while counting on your other hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720980)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Irradiated Henna Deer Antler

"We're all a little racist right? I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't have any black friends. Black enemies though? I have plenty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720964)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal coffee pot

don'to kuwitt yua dei jobbu!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720982)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Henna Deer Antler

what is the dialect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34720996)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Splenetic karate

There’s lots of new words and phrases that people use these days that we never used when I was growing up.

Microagressions. Triggering. Privilege.

I have to admit I don’t really get them. I mean privilege is good right? It’s a privilege to go to this school. And microagressions? Buddy when I was growing up we had to deal with macroagressions, believe me. You guys have it easy. And as far as triggers go, I figure hey, if that word started with an N instead we’d have real problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721021)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:31 PM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721024)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: Awkward talking lodge pervert

ohshit...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721037)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Magical garrison

actually lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721109)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Ruby hateful sanctuary

not okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721125)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: supple turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34727491)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Lavender Balding School Cafeteria Degenerate

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722515)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Disturbing Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721103)



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Date: November 18th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Splenetic karate

My favorite radio show host was talking about the alt right the other day. He’s Jewish so he’s not a fan of the alt right. He said, and I quote, “the alt right, which is just another way of saying hitler.”

And I was outraged. I mean, where did he get the nerve. It really infuriated me. The idea that the alt right is the same as hitler.

(Sarcastic) Clearly trump is hitler. The alt right are just the SS. And the republicans are what they’ve always been :

(Very sarcastic ) the nazis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721190)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721203)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:03 AM
Author: Awkward talking lodge pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721215)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721220)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican

first bad one so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721221)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:07 AM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond

(guy who likes Jeff Dunham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721232)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican

it was blue pill, not red pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721240)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Awkward talking lodge pervert

na, it was a strong punch-line, as good as the rest. ur way off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721241)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican

its blue pill, not red pill. calls trump hitler and republicans nazis. you're dense and stupid, so it's okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721245)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Splenetic karate

Will deliver last three lines with appropriate sarcastic inflection/tone. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721255)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 4:09 PM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond

They are better read straight. Then just stare at the audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34724442)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing

WOOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721294)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: arousing obsidian blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721280)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

gotta make sure we stand by our gay friends. Never want to turn our backs on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721252)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: arousing obsidian blood rage

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721278)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721286)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond

(concerned "top")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721296)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721298)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

They call Ben Dover homophobic, but hey i would be too right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721271)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

Went to a muslim friend's party. They don't drink but that party was da BOMB!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721277)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: arousing obsidian blood rage

horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721279)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

nah man the body parts were mostly charred after so you couldn't tell what was what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721290)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721297)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721301)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: arousing obsidian blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721335)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond

Gross, and racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721284)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

suicide bombing is part of their culture. stop shitting on their culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721318)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond

yeah, but YOU don't get to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721324)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

we got a heckler here!

Gay baby, more like kevin spacey's wet dream right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721336)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721355)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond

:D

*giggle noise*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721404)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:15 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican

kinda like this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721289)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Awkward talking lodge pervert

thats so gross and racist, i dont know how you even typed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721314)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

Tried to give a woman a penny for her thoughts but i ended up with hope and change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721282)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721303)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:16 AM
Author: cocky multi-colored business firm generalized bond

if u can fix the "but I ended up with" part this could be good in 2015

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721304)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

the point is that her thoughts were not even worth a penny and i still had the penny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721311)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

Thought i saw michelle obama in chicago, but it was just a gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721307)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721308)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Fighting Black Ticket Booth Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721313)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: arousing obsidian blood rage

this will legit elicit "too far" boos, so go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721317)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

during "boos"

BUT THAT GORILLA HAD TONED ARMS! LEMME TELL YA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721321)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:21 AM
Author: arousing obsidian blood rage

AND KEPT OUR KIDS ON A LOW CARB DIET WHAT A SAINT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:18 AM
Author: Awkward talking lodge pervert

dont hijack the thread, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721319)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Bistre Mexican

he's value adding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721323)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: Magical garrison

this could be 180 as a quick off the cuff thing he spits out in transition. I would lose my shit and be taken by surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721333)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

Obama finally putting to rest the myth that there are "no gay black men"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721349)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:25 AM
Author: arousing obsidian blood rage

ok dude do not do "ape" stuff there's a fine line between lulz and a kkklan rally and you will have your faggot audience walking out.

subtlety is key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721360)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: pale exciting base

This one is dumb since even blacks have to admit there are gay black dudes now. There really isn’t the “downlow” anymore; this might have been funny 10 years ago but now it’s stupid. Don Lemon is a well known black gay dude, also that football player from Missouri, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722657)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 12:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

so we went over blacks, blew right through the muslim jokes, poked the gays, but I didn't hit the women yet. at least that's what i tell the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721395)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling lilac scourge upon the earth partner

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721579)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: deranged stag film

Xo Saturday night folks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34721620)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: puce aromatic meetinghouse old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722421)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 6:06 AM
Author: mahogany mewling digit ratio

embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722338)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: Crawly tanning salon bbw

(asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722650)



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Date: November 19th, 2017 10:12 AM
Author: cerebral harsh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3802127&forum_id=2#34722693)