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REMINDER: TMF was a pussy pounding STUD ages 15-19, then got married 2 virgin

by his own account, TMF was a fucking stud who absolutely sl...
French Trust Fund
  12/07/17
Oh man, I'm trying not to LOL but jfc.
pearl crusty fanboi school
  12/07/17
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Iridescent national security agency parlour
  12/07/17
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startled cuck
  12/07/17
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Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen
  06/13/20
Something doesn't add up
Gay national
  12/07/17
OP is extremely harsh, but ultimately fair.
Tripping cracking patrolman lodge
  12/07/17
Except for the computer science part
vigorous forum feces
  12/07/17
...
rambunctious carmine telephone
  12/07/17
He clearly ran through so much primo cooze by 20 that the on...
blue field
  12/07/17
...
Effete Sticky Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
  12/07/17
counterpoint: they are happy and she’s thin
frum galvanic shrine
  12/07/17
TMF doesn't know how to treat Mandy right
Tripping cracking patrolman lodge
  12/07/17
I wonder what percent of monikers here are WMTP...
red pungent theater
  12/07/17
If I were WMTP I would have bloviated for 3 paragraphs about...
Tripping cracking patrolman lodge
  12/07/17
You are definitely WMTP. I'm wondering who else is.
red pungent theater
  12/07/17
lol I'm not. I'm boogie down.
Tripping cracking patrolman lodge
  12/07/17
...
rambunctious carmine telephone
  12/07/17
...
Stimulating piazza
  12/07/17
but she's dumb as rocks
startled cuck
  12/07/17
Tbf this is devastating
Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen
  06/13/20
180 honey ryder
charcoal blood rage fat ankles
  06/13/20
LOL, I'd wish you luck on your future shitlib bride but I se...
red pungent theater
  12/07/17
...
Iridescent national security agency parlour
  12/07/17
tcr
Bearded Pozpig
  12/07/17
I laughed
Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen
  12/07/17
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swashbuckling tantric home giraffe
  12/07/17
...
startled cuck
  12/07/17
“women with a sophisticated understanding of the world” l...
rambunctious carmine telephone
  12/07/17
Ann Coulter doesn’t like incel NOWAGS
Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen
  06/13/20
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Odious hospital depressive
  12/08/17
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French Trust Fund
  05/26/18
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Tripping cracking patrolman lodge
  06/21/18
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boyish ticket booth
  05/29/23
is he still saying he sewed his oats bigly prior to marrying...
Pink greedy bawdyhouse candlestick maker
  12/07/17
TMF, like TSINAH, seems like he'd be a pretty agressive wont...
Dun Stock Car
  12/07/17
tbf I think OP is talking about 20 years ago and not what TM...
nudist painfully honest famous landscape painting
  12/07/17
...
Dun Stock Car
  12/07/17
Wait, you people think I've actually gotten cooler after doi...
red pungent theater
  12/07/17
cooler?
nudist painfully honest famous landscape painting
  12/07/17
Vat, no gut?
red pungent theater
  12/07/17
I don't think coolness was the implication
nudist painfully honest famous landscape painting
  12/07/17
wait, pressuring young girls into sex isn't cool????
red pungent theater
  12/07/17
I never did get an answer to this...
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
it's the only thing in life worth doing
Effete Sticky Principal's Office Really Tough Guy
  01/06/19
...
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
...
Stimulating piazza
  12/07/17
OP sounds like maf nowag
judgmental boistinker chapel
  12/07/17
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rambunctious carmine telephone
  12/07/17
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citrine doobsian gas station codepig
  12/07/17
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Supple Insecure Puppy Double Fault
  12/08/17
Oh no, just read this thread and realized i would be so much...
Canary Contagious Ladyboy Skinny Woman
  05/26/18
JFC LOL
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
Reminder: RSF is going ballistic because I pointed out that ...
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
Reminder, you're having another meltdown. LJL.
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
(guy running around going nuts)
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
also what sort of weird geek says "crushing on?" L...
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
Since our discourse is regularly at a 6th-grade level, I tho...
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
What sort of weird geek says "crushing on" even in...
razzmatazz orange hell
  06/21/18
LJL exactly this
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
Oh look, another quotemo randomly coming to RSF's defense!
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
you're a 40 year old compliance cuck. Are you going to take ...
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
Not 40 yet but you're around the same age I am and have no c...
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
literally nothing in your post is true though, while mine wa...
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
LOL @ this incredible butthurt and temper tantrum. The most...
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
The guy absolutely eviscerate you to your sad core, no need ...
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
You get pwn3d regularly by a bunch of people. You can't thi...
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
#fakenews have you ever made a good post? JFC.
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
So creative! There's another one! But seriously, let's...
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
DAT cancel.
Opaque Temple Police Squad
  06/21/18
Another super creative post! Wow!
red pungent theater
  06/21/18
I winced.
Wonderful Dull Hunting Ground
  06/21/18
"lol, this turd said he can 'see himself' hitting $500K...
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
How many times has XO told you that total home equity is not...
hairraiser state knife
  06/13/20
As long as the free K-cups count we're good. There's no q...
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
Are you suggesting you earn on par with earl as a midlaw par...
hairraiser state knife
  06/13/20
Earl makes like $700k on his own and his wife has some norma...
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
I don’t think earl makes that in an average year. ...
hairraiser state knife
  06/13/20
"Why are you giving yourself $100k range for your job?&...
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
so as usual the calculation accounts for some,kind of imagin...
blue field
  06/13/20
Pretty much. If I got the absolute minimum (all the bonuses...
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
So you are saying that three years ago you were out-earning ...
Odious hospital depressive
  04/19/23
LMAO, you cannot trust anything TMF states about their finan...
blue field
  04/19/23
jfc lol
Wonderful Dull Hunting Ground
  06/21/18
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French Trust Fund
  01/06/19
Don’t forget about this.
French Trust Fund
  11/17/19
a TMF is det
Wonderful Dull Hunting Ground
  11/17/19
...
French Trust Fund
  05/29/20
3rd best part of this thread was tmf absolutely eviscerating...
vivacious death wish
  05/29/20
Who do u think would top or bottom if tmf and rsf fucked eac...
flirting trip gunner potus
  06/13/20
ew, wtf
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
lulz here we gooooo http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?threa...
French Trust Fund
  06/13/20
Is Mandy cool with TMF using escorts?
High-end Old Irish Cottage Stage
  06/13/20
(Obeezy)
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
It's just interesting how often escorts come to mind for you...
High-end Old Irish Cottage Stage
  06/13/20
Mad I pwn3d your lib bullshit today?
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
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Thriller windowlicker tanning salon
  02/26/22
ah yes, the mini bill barr doppelganger was having whatever ...
Bearded Pozpig
  06/13/20
Look, not going to lie - I fucked Britney Spears (I called h...
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
you sound like a 65 year old trying to be funny on facebook ...
Beady-eyed Mint Heaven Rigpig
  06/13/20
Ugh, that's fair
red pungent theater
  06/13/20
I like TMF and Mandy just fine but this is a hilarious taked...
Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen
  06/13/20
...
French Trust Fund
  02/26/22
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bespoke emerald weed whacker
  03/15/22
CSLG is on this bandwagon now too. As a 5'6" ratfaced v...
French Trust Fund
  04/17/23
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blue field
  08/27/23
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Flickering persian cruise ship
  04/19/23
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Ebony Parlor
  05/29/23
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boyish ticket booth
  08/27/23
Brutal
vigorous forum feces
  08/27/23
CSLG now claims the exact same thing. He fucked everything t...
Ebony Parlor
  08/27/23
Zozo is a funny place. 5'6" rat faced jews like TMF &am...
know-it-all appetizing haunted graveyard
  08/27/23
shorts tend to either develop a really good and grounded per...
French Trust Fund
  08/27/23
Ouch
know-it-all appetizing haunted graveyard
  08/27/23
Guess what else CSLG and TMF have in common
boyish ticket booth
  08/27/23


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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:51 PM
Author: French Trust Fund

by his own account, TMF was a fucking stud who absolutely slayed fields of ripe teenage cunnus with abandon until he met mandy.

only a woman of mandy's caliber could make this 5'7" autist with a keen interest in computer science and information technology consider settling down. he was essentially drowning in poon before she threw him a life preserver.

i for one have no problem believing that a short, homely, second-generation russian jew loner and lifelong video game addict was a kingly megachad prior to getting married at 20 yrs of age. what else was there for him to conquer by then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861018)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: pearl crusty fanboi school

Oh man, I'm trying not to LOL but jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861033)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 PM
Author: Iridescent national security agency parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861035)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: startled cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861991)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410708)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Gay national

Something doesn't add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861057)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: Tripping cracking patrolman lodge

OP is extremely harsh, but ultimately fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861063)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: vigorous forum feces

Except for the computer science part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862349)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: rambunctious carmine telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862369)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: blue field

He clearly ran through so much primo cooze by 20 that the only thing that seemed exotic was a low-IQ virgin who would spend the rest of her life parroting his braindead libertarian pseudo-politics and treasonous lack of commitment to the country of his birth. LOL, what did you idiots do, marry women with a sophisticated understanding of the world who had previously had sex with other men? Morons. TMF cucked you all with his metally handicapped child bride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861064)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Effete Sticky Principal's Office Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861120)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: frum galvanic shrine

counterpoint: they are happy and she’s thin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861134)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: Tripping cracking patrolman lodge

TMF doesn't know how to treat Mandy right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861140)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:06 PM
Author: red pungent theater

I wonder what percent of monikers here are WMTP...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861165)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:07 PM
Author: Tripping cracking patrolman lodge

If I were WMTP I would have bloviated for 3 paragraphs about Versace or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861174)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:13 PM
Author: red pungent theater

You are definitely WMTP. I'm wondering who else is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861239)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:14 PM
Author: Tripping cracking patrolman lodge

lol I'm not. I'm boogie down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861246)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:26 PM
Author: rambunctious carmine telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862395)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861764)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: startled cuck

but she's dumb as rocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861999)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen

Tbf this is devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410713)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: charcoal blood rage fat ankles

180 honey ryder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410833)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: red pungent theater

LOL, I'd wish you luck on your future shitlib bride but I sense that you don't have to worry about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861138)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:03 PM
Author: Iridescent national security agency parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861143)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Bearded Pozpig

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861182)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen

I laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861183)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling tantric home giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861774)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: startled cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861995)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: rambunctious carmine telephone

“women with a sophisticated understanding of the world”

lol wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862385)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen

Ann Coulter doesn’t like incel NOWAGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410717)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Odious hospital depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34868152)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: French Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36133640)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Tripping cracking patrolman lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284097)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: boyish ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46368423)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: Pink greedy bawdyhouse candlestick maker

is he still saying he sewed his oats bigly prior to marrying mandy when they were basically still kids? he has been promoting this fairy tale for years, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861108)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 1:04 PM
Author: Dun Stock Car

TMF, like TSINAH, seems like he'd be a pretty agressive wont-take-no-for-an-answer kind of guy so I could see him pushing his way into some teen girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861150)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: nudist painfully honest famous landscape painting

tbf I think OP is talking about 20 years ago and not what TMF does now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861785)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Dun Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861985)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: red pungent theater

Wait, you people think I've actually gotten cooler after doing law and tech shit in corporate America??? Really?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862291)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:22 PM
Author: nudist painfully honest famous landscape painting

cooler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862352)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:24 PM
Author: red pungent theater

Vat, no gut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862381)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:26 PM
Author: nudist painfully honest famous landscape painting

I don't think coolness was the implication

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862402)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 3:28 PM
Author: red pungent theater

wait, pressuring young girls into sex isn't cool????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34862422)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: red pungent theater

I never did get an answer to this...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284161)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: Effete Sticky Principal's Office Really Tough Guy

it's the only thing in life worth doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#37539972)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: red pungent theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410736)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: Stimulating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34861772)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: judgmental boistinker chapel

OP sounds like maf nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34863168)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:42 PM
Author: rambunctious carmine telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34863806)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 6:44 PM
Author: citrine doobsian gas station codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34863817)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 2:52 AM
Author: Supple Insecure Puppy Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#34866612)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Canary Contagious Ladyboy Skinny Woman

Oh no, just read this thread and realized i would be so much more desirable if only i had sex withbother men! What have i done oh what have i DONE...

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36133880)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

JFC LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284089)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: red pungent theater

Reminder: RSF is going ballistic because I pointed out that the flat-assed chick he is crushing on is a ho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284096)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

Reminder, you're having another meltdown. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284103)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:27 AM
Author: red pungent theater

(guy running around going nuts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284110)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

also what sort of weird geek says "crushing on?" LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: red pungent theater

Since our discourse is regularly at a 6th-grade level, I thought it was entirely appropriate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284153)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz orange hell

What sort of weird geek says "crushing on" even in 6th grade?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284157)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

LJL exactly this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284163)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: red pungent theater

Oh look, another quotemo randomly coming to RSF's defense!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284207)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

you're a 40 year old compliance cuck. Are you going to take issue with the OP or just agree that you're a joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284165)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: red pungent theater

Not 40 yet but you're around the same age I am and have no career at all, no serious relationship, and depend entirely on daddy's generosity. I'm not the one that is the joke here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284202)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

literally nothing in your post is true though, while mine was 100% accurate. You've led one of the most 120 and sad lives of any poster which is saying something. LJL.

Also...

Date: October 25th, 2017 4:06 PM

Author: ''''''''''''"''''

now that he's clawing his back toward $200K total comp in his late 30s, TMF is getting a little haughty about his finances again. like most insecure strivers, he always presents his finances in such a way that it seems he has huge room for upward income mobility, like he's just on the cusp of entering the UMC elite. lol, this turd said he can 'see himself' hitting $500K HHI in the near future. he 'sees' this by assuming he'll be promoted to one layer below head of legal in the enormous corp he works for IN ADDITION to thinking his wife's TTT compliance salary will somehow nearly double.

in reality he makes less than a biglaw first-year and is nearing top-out comp for his area and lulzy shitcorp (feel free to verify on Glassdoor or one of those other salary transparency sites), he still has significant educational debt, and his wife makes crap money after a decade in the professional market. most of his $$$ is the increase in value of his 981 square foot yonkers mold trap, which was an unlivable junk heap when they bought it with significant help from their respective parents. they attained this very, very modest position as a dual-income and childless household, and neither of them have expensive or interesting pursuits other than TMF's hyper-gay obsession with shitty SUVs. even then, he has never owned anything nice or expensive.

good on them for extracting some value from a blown out junk property. but when most of your 'wealth' is just sweat equity in a crappy townhouse located in an area where most white professional families refuse to live, then LOL at all the chest-beating from this little guy. makes you wonder if he still aspires to multiple properties to both suck and fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3774396&forum_id=2#34526895)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284208)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: red pungent theater

LOL @ this incredible butthurt and temper tantrum. The most amusing aspect is that you can't even be bothered to think of any cutting insults, so you have to find the insults of others and c+p. Seriously, as a guy with nothing to do and a supposed "writer", I'd think you could improve yourself to do better than this but I guess not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284244)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

The guy absolutely eviscerate you to your sad core, no need to improve on perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284253)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: red pungent theater

You get pwn3d regularly by a bunch of people. You can't think of your own insults? This is just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284265)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

#fakenews

have you ever made a good post? JFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284267)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: red pungent theater

So creative! There's another one!

But seriously, let's talk about your crush on that ho. Like, she is married but I doubt that would stop you. So what's your game plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284310)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Opaque Temple Police Squad

DAT cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284317)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: red pungent theater

Another super creative post! Wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284319)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Wonderful Dull Hunting Ground

I winced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284281)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:20 PM
Author: red pungent theater

"lol, this turd said he can 'see himself' hitting $500K HHI in the near future."

The best part is that we actually exceeded this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410742)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:26 PM
Author: hairraiser state knife

How many times has XO told you that total home equity is not part of annual HHI?

And LOL careful man, if you are going to claim big kid money then Nutella and others will make you break it down and pwn you for 100th time. You always end up taking the bait on this topic because $$$ is still your lifelong short-man’s self-esteem balm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410810)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: red pungent theater

As long as the free K-cups count we're good.

There's no question Nutella makes more (and CSLG makes much more than her, etc.), but that's not really the point here. The point here is that I exceeded that "hilarious" benchmark I set for myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410825)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:41 PM
Author: hairraiser state knife

Are you suggesting you earn on par with earl as a midlaw partner or that Mandy is making well in excess of $250k?

Sorry to be the first to cast doubt brother but I know where you work and you are including somethingnway beyond the normal considerations if you are getting to $500k with your job. Put another way, about what is your combined gross salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410921)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:43 PM
Author: red pungent theater

Earl makes like $700k on his own and his wife has some normal low 6 figs job, iirc. I make between 300-400k, Mandy makes around $200k. Either way, we end up over $500k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410938)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:47 PM
Author: hairraiser state knife

I don’t think earl makes that in an average year.

Why are you giving yourself $100k range for your job? That is not the comp structure there from what everything I have ever heard.

That is also a fairly high salary for what you do although there are are some people making that there. How many levels below head of your area and GC are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410954)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:58 PM
Author: red pungent theater

"Why are you giving yourself $100k range for your job?"

Because the bonuses are variable. That range will actually increase over time.

"That is not the comp structure there from what everything I have ever heard."

If you know what our comp structure is then you should know exactly why I wrote it that way. Assume the target is in the middle of that range. EDIT: you might know someone who is a lower band that doesn't get LTI. LTI is the key factor here. Though, STI is variable too.

"That is also a fairly high salary for what you do although there are are some people making that there. How many levels below head of your area and GC are you?"

Depends on what you mean by "below the head of my area." There are parts of my area that I'm the head of. 2 people between me and the GC. It is a huge megacorp legal department. Also, for this band/title it isn't an unusual comp package. A similar band non-lawyer who is retiring makes ~500k.

Now, the only thing to keep in mind is that I won't get all $300-400k this year. Quite a bit will be paid in stock that vests over however many years (generally 3). And quite a bit will be paid at the end of the year in bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410991)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:31 PM
Author: blue field

so as usual the calculation accounts for some,kind of imaginary average distribution of a future best case scenario bonus in stock compensation I.e. your cash salary is shit. and LOL exactly what are you ‘head of’ at a cor that size? do you actually supervise the work product of other lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40411820)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:57 PM
Author: red pungent theater

Pretty much. If I got the absolute minimum (all the bonuses turned into a round $0) I would end up low 200s. If that happened for wife too we would end up at a similar HHI of $380kish. Now, I've never seen that come close to happening in my years as the company and I assume that if anything like that came to pass, we would be talking about a legit crisis. Also, even if that happened, I would have bonuses vesting from prior years so I would still get whatever payout was due that year.

Yes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40411967)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 6:21 PM
Author: Odious hospital depressive

So you are saying that three years ago you were out-earning what your biglaw salary as either a super-senior or OC would have been?

Your company is notorious for poor comp so this is fanciful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46207375)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: blue field

LMAO, you cannot trust anything TMF states about their finances. he is incapable of honesty on that front.

as alluded to in the thread, he once bitterly argued that perceived cost savings created by his shitty job relative vis-a-vis hypothetical jobs was fairly counted toward his salary figure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46207484)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Wonderful Dull Hunting Ground

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#36284214)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: French Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#37539820)



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Date: November 17th, 2019 10:02 PM
Author: French Trust Fund

Don’t forget about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#39132752)



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Date: November 17th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: Wonderful Dull Hunting Ground

a TMF is det

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#39132758)



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Date: May 29th, 2020 5:08 PM
Author: French Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40299838)



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Date: May 29th, 2020 5:12 PM
Author: vivacious death wish

3rd best part of this thread was tmf absolutely eviscerating rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40299867)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:17 PM
Author: flirting trip gunner potus

Who do u think would top or bottom if tmf and rsf fucked each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410726)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: red pungent theater

ew, wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410832)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:11 PM
Author: French Trust Fund

lulz here we gooooo

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4559595&mc=62&forum_id=2#40410672

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410692)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:12 PM
Author: High-end Old Irish Cottage Stage

Is Mandy cool with TMF using escorts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410703)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: red pungent theater

(Obeezy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410716)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:17 PM
Author: High-end Old Irish Cottage Stage

It's just interesting how often escorts come to mind for you, especially your detailed knowledge of pricing structures and things like that.

Maybe she's cool with it, I dunno that's between you guys really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410725)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:19 PM
Author: red pungent theater

Mad I pwn3d your lib bullshit today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410734)



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Date: February 26th, 2022 8:07 PM
Author: Thriller windowlicker tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#44041990)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:13 PM
Author: Bearded Pozpig

ah yes, the mini bill barr doppelganger was having whatever he wanted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410706)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: red pungent theater

Look, not going to lie - I fucked Britney Spears (I called her "Brit" back then) in her prime... She made me promise not to tell but this can just stay between my XO bros and I.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410758)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mint Heaven Rigpig

you sound like a 65 year old trying to be funny on facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410820)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 5:28 PM
Author: red pungent theater

Ugh, that's fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40410828)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible orchestra pit liquid oxygen

I like TMF and Mandy just fine but this is a hilarious takedown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#40411837)



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Date: February 26th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: French Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#44041970)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: bespoke emerald weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#44152170)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 5:47 PM
Author: French Trust Fund

CSLG is on this bandwagon now too. As a 5'6" ratfaced video game dork he was a level 10 bushmen who banged out hot women with machine-like efficiency. Until he met his homely wife and got married at like 21. There were no mountains left to climb so he stopped climbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46198459)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 2:37 PM
Author: blue field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46721488)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 6:13 PM
Author: Flickering persian cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46207349)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 4:25 PM
Author: Ebony Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46368393)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: boyish ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46721502)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: vigorous forum feces

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46721504)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: Ebony Parlor

CSLG now claims the exact same thing. He fucked everything that moved as a 5'6" teenage Laser Tag STUD then got so bored of all the tight teen pussy at his command that he married his average law student filipino wife at 22 or so because it was all getting boring and she's more 180 anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46721523)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: know-it-all appetizing haunted graveyard

Zozo is a funny place. 5'6" rat faced jews like TMF & CSLG claim to be chadly while 6'2" autistic chads like teenage pussy tp deny it even though he's fucking a chick half his age with a body the likes of which I haven't touched since UG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46721536)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 3:03 PM
Author: French Trust Fund

shorts tend to either develop a really good and grounded perspective by middle age or more commonly they never overcome the need to compensate and it metastasizes into the fanciful self-regard you see in CSLG and TMF types. they never have a sense of humor about themselves and overrate everything else about themselves in near dunning-kruger fashion. it's all a long term cope for guys who were social and sexual zeros in HS/college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46721582)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: know-it-all appetizing haunted graveyard

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46721796)



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Date: August 27th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: boyish ticket booth

Guess what else CSLG and TMF have in common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3820889&forum_id=2#46721820)