Date: December 14th, 2017 4:07 PM Author: Fragrant Brunch
"Omarosa later denied reports that two teams of Secret Service guards had to carry her flailing, wobbling, and writhing from the interior of the White House residence, with long claw marks left by her nails etched into the entire length of several walls. 'First off, I use Delight brand press ons and those are not that strong. Second of all, those clean up crews were sent in to fix other structural problems because there were other things going on in that residence, which I do plan to discuss at a later point. So all this is just more fake news.'"