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ITT: I make up hypothetical cryptocurrencies. ACP tells me if he'd invest.
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:10 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate Argentum: a crypto targeted towards Argentinians. Will be widely accepted at retailers in Argentina. Each time the Argentinian national men's soccer team wins a game, a randomly selected number of the coins will split into two coins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34920866) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:23 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes
But they have been losing a lot lately, sad! |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:34 PM Author: Wild meetinghouse the country known for welching on debt lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921114) |
Date: December 14th, 2017 6:12 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate ResearchCoin: a coin where in addition to mining, you can "research" - which means you solve complex math problems and are at certain points rewarded with "new technology". By "new technology", we mean an alphanumeric code that you are allowed to sell to miners, allowing their mining operation to become more efficient once they enter it. As such, over time mining will become more efficient, but the total number of coins is limited. Assume that the optimal hardware setup for mining and research are totally different. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34920878) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:24 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes
Good for STEM grad students! |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Sticky appetizing plaza (RTS/4X player) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34923421) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:14 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate HuskerCoin: a new crypto intended for use by Nebraska Husker fans. It was created by the 10 largest Nebraska Huskers discussion boards on the internet, and is the EXCLUSIVE currency that posters on those forums can use to transfer each other money via the forum. Husker fans use this currency to make bets with each other or "tip" users who have made good content.
Also instead of "mining" they call it "recruiting" |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:24 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes
Since hiring Scott Frost those du-- uh, those Nebraskans are going to invest heavily so it will moon! |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:14 PM Author: low-t dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34920893) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:14 PM Author: Crusty mother cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34920896) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:16 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate Organix: the founder says that on January 1, 2020 he will sell all the coins he has retained and donate the proceeds to a variety of causes relating to organic food (such as charities that give grants to new organic farmers, lobbying efforts to strengthen organic labeling requirements, etc.). The more the coin is worth in 2020, the more money will be donated to organic food causes. The founder encourages people who care about organic food and food health in general to make the currency as valuable as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34920911) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:24 PM Author: Violet rambunctious generalized bond heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34920986) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:24 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes
White women at Whole Foods LOVE IT |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:22 PM Author: Violet rambunctious generalized bond heaven Parasitum: The 180 twist to this coin is in order to engage in mining you have to agree to having a small biomechanical implant placed in your large intestine ("goldprobe"). The goldprobe generates a dripfeed of Parasitum coins at a rate tied to how frequently you ingest food and drink--the more you eat and drink, the more Parasitum is automatically uploaded to your linked account. 80% of test subjects have so far survived the implant and are extremely happy with the result; there's great satisfaction to being able to mine practically 24 hours per day--while you're at work, at the bathhouse, under the park bench. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34920967) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:25 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes
GC will inevitably put chips into our bodies--might as well be an early adopter! |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:31 PM Author: Violet rambunctious generalized bond heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921081) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:25 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate PiratezGold: a pretty standard crypto, except all the people involved in running it "talk like a pirate", that is they say ARRR and shiver me timbers and all that crap. They also hold IRL meetups where they dress like pirates, talk like pirates, and drink grog and have big parrots on their shoulder.
Added twist: the currency has the covert backing of the British government. It's also illegal in Spain, and Spain will arrest you if you enter Spanish territory and are a known PiratezGold user. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:25 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes
Spain? This isn't the 1400s anymore. Who cares. The Brits matter more. Plus Johnny Depp made pirates HOT. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:32 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate OK - Spain AND Portugal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921086) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:30 PM Author: Violet rambunctious generalized bond heaven Soylentgold: The coinbase is tied to the rate at which participants' bodies decay in the soil post-mortem as monitored by a derivative of the Parasitum goldprobe (vide supra) implanted in their thigh bone. There's a thriving associated options trade where investors speculate on particular biomedical cohorts' decay rates (e.g., Caucasian women deceased in their 40s with >20 BMIs buried in Southeastern soil). Option is given to implant the coinprobe either perimortem or postmortem but it is a violation of the coin TOS to attempt to harvest Soylentgold before death or using a non-human biological decay source. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921061) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:50 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes.
At the rate white women's BMIs are rising, this is going to be profitable. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:30 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate IvyCoin: to mine this crypto, your IP must resolve to an Ivy League university domain (such as cornell.edu or brown.edu). So you are assured that when you hold an IvyCoin, it was mined on an Ivy League campus. Also, every single Ivy League school's bookstore takes it. And every Ivy League university accepts donations in it, and in no other crypto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921074) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:32 PM Author: Violet rambunctious generalized bond heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921088) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:32 PM Author: dull queen of the night love of her life lost it at "such as cornell.edu" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921097) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:06 AM Author: Sticky appetizing plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34924811) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:35 PM Author: Wild meetinghouse this would replace ethereum instantly in asia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921123) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:36 PM Author: dull queen of the night love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921133) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:36 PM Author: cerebral indian lodge mood Do we have to accept Cornell AEM? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921131) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:51 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes.
This is truly prestigious. There's nothing more valuable than the email address: HARVARD.EDU |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:06 AM Author: Sticky appetizing plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34924809) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:37 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate Ecu: the official crypto currency of the European Union, developed by a crack team of EU bureaucrats in Brussels and endorsed economists at top European universities. The EU has stated that it eventually plans to ban all other cryptos in the EU and require all encrypted transactions be done in Ecu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921144) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:51 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes.
What a monopoly! And with all the arabs moving to Europe looking for work, it could be a potentially lucrative currency. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:41 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate JJCCoin: The top 7 American business schools will no longer accept tuition in any form except the new JJCCoin crypto. So anyone who wants to attend a top business school (we're talking the most interesting, accomplished people in the world) will need to convert literally tens of thousands of dollars into JJCCoin, and top universities like Harvard and NYU will be flush with crypto wealth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34921173) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 6:51 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes.
We'll see what unfolds. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:30 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate BigBallerCoin: it actually works like early US paper money, which could be redeemed for real gold and silver. Except this crypto takes its value from the fact that it can be redeemed (starting 20 years from now) for profits from Big Baller Brand.
It starts out with LaVar Ball owning all of the coins, and you can buy them directly from him and start circulating it as a cyber currency. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:17 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse Yes.
$450 shoes? Son in the Euro league and another in the NBA?! Oh, what genetics! Thanks for freeing the son, Mr. Trump. |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:20 AM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34924271) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:39 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#34928700) |
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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate lol every single one of these cryptos has gone down to $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#35845106) |
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Date: April 17th, 2018 11:44 PM Author: 180 tank whorehouse I'm a hodlbull (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#35864877) |
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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:22 AM Author: Navy Exciting Roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829235&forum_id=2#35865044) |