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3 Kozinski clerks just quit - link

https://abovethelaw.com/2017/12/sources-report-3-kozinski-cl...
grizzly flickering nibblets school
  12/14/17
not even clicking but lmfao at these lunatic fecal libs. ...
Turquoise parlor psychic
  12/14/17
cr
Carmine point half-breed
  12/14/17
silly libs
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
word on the street is that one is moving to la to start a ca...
Walnut painfully honest rigpig
  12/14/17
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Carmine point half-breed
  12/14/17
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spruce faggot firefighter
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grizzly flickering nibblets school
  12/14/17
He doesn't "remember" showing porn to female inter...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
"If it happened, it happened. But I don't recall it.&qu...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
SO COURAGEOUS
up-to-no-good public bath roommate
  12/14/17
What do you think Kathryn Rubino weighs? 200? 250?
submissive sapphire corner
  12/14/17
250, easily
Carmine point half-breed
  12/14/17
Didn't an xo2007 poster clerk for him?
mahogany self-absorbed market
  12/14/17
Dude, are you serious. Fiver kicked this whole thing off.
submissive sapphire corner
  12/14/17
Oh, lol, was she the one who always said wine time?
mahogany self-absorbed market
  12/14/17
Yup
submissive sapphire corner
  12/14/17
no that was five alive
Odious National Mexican
  12/14/17
Wait, fiver and five alive are different poasters?
submissive sapphire corner
  12/14/17
Yes.
Cruel-hearted keepsake machete weed whacker
  12/14/17
*updates spreadsheet*
submissive sapphire corner
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Carmine point half-breed
  12/14/17
yes mom jeez would you keep up
Turquoise parlor psychic
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stimulating dead athletic conference
  12/14/17
lmao do you people even poast here
Odious National Mexican
  12/14/17
Fiver has not pasted in many years, prolly before most curre...
Soul-stirring Ocher Headpube Home
  12/14/17
also deleted her blog, though it was still accessible on arc...
Cracking temple
  12/15/17
Cr
Cruel-hearted keepsake machete weed whacker
  12/14/17
the fact that these clerks suddenly dont acknowledge there w...
Magenta deranged church electric furnace
  12/14/17
*immediately looks for resume to update it*
Carmine point half-breed
  12/14/17
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Laughsome boltzmann set
  12/14/17
I would never hire a quitter. What the fuck are these three ...
splenetic chocolate crotch
  12/14/17
this is how incredibly deep the brain rot has gotten with th...
Turquoise parlor psychic
  12/14/17
i too, wish i was still in the sh*tprofession of law. i too,...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
guy running pg13 version of shitty schtick
Cheese-eating exhilarant brunch jewess
  12/14/17
Shitlib: Who would hire someone who tolerated, if not outrig...
Vigorous Mad Cow Disease
  12/14/17
Ya I think the right thing to do is to be loyal to the perso...
Pungent Resort
  12/14/17
Who says they couldn't? Presumably they're still stars.
bat-shit-crazy church building multi-billionaire
  12/15/17
Kennedy had less backbone than anyone. He’s not going on a l...
big learning disabled space
  12/15/17
one month ago every one of these people would literally suck...
Odious National Mexican
  12/14/17
its not even fucking rational. the "allegations" a...
Turquoise parlor psychic
  12/14/17
...
Odious National Mexican
  12/14/17
couldn't agree with you more. it truly is not even f*cking ...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
i will literally find you and slit your throat you kike
Turquoise parlor psychic
  12/15/17
"literally"
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/15/17
did i stutter nigger?
Turquoise parlor psychic
  12/15/17
i will suck your cock right now for a SCOTUS clerkship. will...
Carmine point half-breed
  12/14/17
Koz dug his own grave by hiring these types, bottomfeeding o...
Well-lubricated dashing hunting ground senate
  12/14/17
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mint idiotic hairy legs
  12/14/17
This. Koz has only himself to blame for hiring these types, ...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
Their apps are already in, dummy
mahogany self-absorbed market
  12/14/17
Pretty sure this just underlines what a bunch of opportunist...
Odious National Mexican
  12/14/17
I'm not just pretty sure, I'm positive this just underlines ...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/d9/84/a5d984bdea0a263aa858...
Well-lubricated dashing hunting ground senate
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Odious National Mexican
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bat-shit-crazy church building multi-billionaire
  12/15/17
Of course. Underscores the complete lack of diversity of tho...
razzle-dazzle chrome piazza ratface
  12/14/17
I DON'T MIND YOU COMIN' HERE AND WASTIN' ALL MY TIME 'CAUS...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
IT'S NOT THE PERFUME THAT YOU WEAR IT'S NOT THE RIBBONS IN ...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
I DON'T MIND YOU HANGIN' OUT AND TALKIN' IN YOUR SLEEP IT ...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/14/17
yep
Odious National Mexican
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https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3de08dbd16f811bc02f5c10dd4d4394...
Well-lubricated dashing hunting ground senate
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...
Pungent Resort
  12/14/17
Your not?
mahogany self-absorbed market
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Well-lubricated dashing hunting ground senate
  12/14/17
You're,
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Pungent Resort
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Will biglaw still give them the COA bonus?
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When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for ...
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  12/14/17
Look up Samuel Kent. You don’t get impeached for watching po...
Pungent Resort
  12/14/17
In fairness, Kent was indicted for several counts of sexual ...
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  12/15/17
the lie is the problem, rookie nobody gives a shit if he s...
Cheese-eating exhilarant brunch jewess
  12/14/17
Time for a firm or school to hire them for the PR.
Vigorous Mad Cow Disease
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Pungent Resort
  12/14/17
Dear Judge Kozinski, I regret to inform you that I do not...
Pungent Resort
  12/15/17
I don't have much to add to this excellent thread. Shitlibs...
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Turquoise parlor psychic
  12/15/17
Don't underestimate how contemptible libs are. They're very ...
pearl puppy mental disorder
  12/15/17
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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: grizzly flickering nibblets school

https://abovethelaw.com/2017/12/sources-report-3-kozinski-clerks-are-out/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921459)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Turquoise parlor psychic

not even clicking but lmfao at these lunatic fecal libs.

and these are the future LAWYERS in this country. the ones that are supposed to ensure JUSTICE and FAIRNESS. lmfao! libs you are fucking ruining everything you touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922007)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: Carmine point half-breed

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922027)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

silly libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922184)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:14 PM
Author: Walnut painfully honest rigpig

word on the street is that one is moving to la to start a career in porn, one made 183k on secondary crypto and is retiring, and one saw an opportunity to stop working and just ran with it with no additional plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921487)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: Carmine point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922028)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: spruce faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923763)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:30 PM
Author: grizzly flickering nibblets school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921632)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

He doesn't "remember" showing porn to female interns/externs. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921635)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:32 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

"If it happened, it happened. But I don't recall it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921644)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good public bath roommate

SO COURAGEOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921637)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:38 PM
Author: submissive sapphire corner

What do you think Kathryn Rubino weighs? 200? 250?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921678)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Carmine point half-breed

250, easily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922032)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:45 PM
Author: mahogany self-absorbed market

Didn't an xo2007 poster clerk for him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921753)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:46 PM
Author: submissive sapphire corner

Dude, are you serious. Fiver kicked this whole thing off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921769)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:47 PM
Author: mahogany self-absorbed market

Oh, lol, was she the one who always said wine time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921778)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:53 PM
Author: submissive sapphire corner

Yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921842)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:13 PM
Author: Odious National Mexican

no that was five alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921984)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: submissive sapphire corner

Wait, fiver and five alive are different poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921989)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted keepsake machete weed whacker

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921992)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: submissive sapphire corner

*updates spreadsheet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921998)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Carmine point half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922035)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Turquoise parlor psychic

yes mom jeez would you keep up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922000)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: stimulating dead athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922003)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: stimulating dead athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922001)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Odious National Mexican

lmao do you people even poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922011)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Headpube Home

Fiver has not pasted in many years, prolly before most current plasters began.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923762)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Cracking temple

also deleted her blog, though it was still accessible on archive.org last time i looked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924620)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted keepsake machete weed whacker

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921990)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:12 PM
Author: Magenta deranged church electric furnace

the fact that these clerks suddenly dont acknowledge there was consideration for the k is just bad faith or bad law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34921981)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:16 PM
Author: Carmine point half-breed

*immediately looks for resume to update it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922005)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922925)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: splenetic chocolate crotch

I would never hire a quitter. What the fuck are these three thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922026)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: Turquoise parlor psychic

this is how incredibly deep the brain rot has gotten with the current generation of social media libs. they're all utterly nuts.

i wish i was still in the shitprofession of law. i would do everything in my power to blacklist these fucking pieces of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922040)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

i too, wish i was still in the sh*tprofession of law. i too, would do everything in my power to blacklist these f*cking pieces of sh*t. (actually i was never in the sh*tprofession of law. but if i were, i would indeed do everything in my power to blacklist these f*cking pieces of sh*t. f*ck.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922222)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating exhilarant brunch jewess

guy running pg13 version of shitty schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923847)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Mad Cow Disease

Shitlib: Who would hire someone who tolerated, if not outright enabled, such a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923809)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Pungent Resort

Ya I think the right thing to do is to be loyal to the person you know even though his star is fallin and you can no longer ride his name to a SCOTUS clerkship. But on the other hand Koz is a douche, and their firms will probably take them right back so I guess fuck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923887)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy church building multi-billionaire

Who says they couldn't? Presumably they're still stars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924651)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:30 AM
Author: big learning disabled space

Kennedy had less backbone than anyone. He’s not going on a limb to hire a Kozinski clerk. And Kennedy was Kozinski’s hook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924679)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:20 PM
Author: Odious National Mexican

one month ago every one of these people would literally suck cock for a scotus clerkship. fuck this opportunist shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922042)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Turquoise parlor psychic

its not even fucking rational. the "allegations" against him by a fucking dipshit trashy porn novelist xo poster were all innocuous as fuck. what a bunch of faggots. god fucking dammit i am so irate right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922052)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Odious National Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922163)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

couldn't agree with you more. it truly is not even f*cking rational. the "allegations" against him by a f*cking dipsh*t trashy porn novelist xo poster were all innocuous as f*ck. what a bunch of faggots. god f*cking dammit i too am so irate right now. f*ck. irate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922254)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Turquoise parlor psychic

i will literally find you and slit your throat you kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924327)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

"literally"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924353)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Turquoise parlor psychic

did i stutter nigger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924393)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: Carmine point half-breed

i will suck your cock right now for a SCOTUS clerkship. will be the easiest 300k i ever make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922053)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dashing hunting ground senate

Koz dug his own grave by hiring these types, bottomfeeding opportunists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922059)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: mint idiotic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922230)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

This. Koz has only himself to blame for hiring these types, bottomfeeding opportunists



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922289)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: mahogany self-absorbed market

Their apps are already in, dummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922235)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: Odious National Mexican

Pretty sure this just underlines what a bunch of opportunist scum these people are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922291)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

I'm not just pretty sure, I'm positive this just underlines what a bunch of opportunist scum these people are. opportunist. scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922412)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dashing hunting ground senate

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a5/d9/84/a5d984bdea0a263aa858973be5347083.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922628)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: Odious National Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922645)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:27 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy church building multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34924661)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome piazza ratface

Of course. Underscores the complete lack of diversity of thought or points of view in law students. Joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922657)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

I DON'T MIND YOU COMIN' HERE

AND WASTIN' ALL MY TIME

'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE STANDIN', OH SO NEAR

I KINDA LOSE MY MIND



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922777)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

IT'S NOT THE PERFUME THAT YOU WEAR

IT'S NOT THE RIBBONS IN YOUR HAIR

AND I DON'T MIND YOU COMIN' HERE

AND WASTIN' ALL MY TIME



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922785)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

I DON'T MIND YOU HANGIN' OUT

AND TALKIN' IN YOUR SLEEP

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU'VE BEEN

AS LONG AS IT WAS DEEP, YEAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922788)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Odious National Mexican

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922796)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dashing hunting ground senate

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3de08dbd16f811bc02f5c10dd4d4394/tumblr_inline_n8jfviC34V1sj04lk.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34922895)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Pungent Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923709)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: mahogany self-absorbed market

Your not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923753)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dashing hunting ground senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923790)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: bipolar massive bbw

You're,

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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: Pungent Resort



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Mad Cow Disease

Will biglaw still give them the COA bonus?

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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:20 PM
Author: bipolar massive bbw

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one member of the 9th circuit court of appeals to share his favorite pornhub vids with some clerks just do some outrage, bros.

But seriously can't a supposedly top notch lawyer lie better than just saying "I don't recall" cause that's some weak shit. They will just search his online browsing history. He's done here politically. Can't watch porn at work.

One of these pervert duders just needs to fess up and say "yeah, I did it but every last one of these chicks has put an actual penis in her mouth and what's more disgusting than that?"

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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:27 PM
Author: Pungent Resort

Look up Samuel Kent. You don’t get impeached for watching porno. You get impeached for lying to investigators.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 7:26 AM
Author: submissive sapphire corner

In fairness, Kent was indicted for several counts of sexual abuse and pled guilty to obstruction. He was going to retire and then didn’t which got him impeached on the charge he pled to. The Koz investigation will be a judicial investigation, I think. So no obstruction charges even if he lies.

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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating exhilarant brunch jewess

the lie is the problem, rookie

nobody gives a shit if he showed some porn to an adult

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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Mad Cow Disease

Time for a firm or school to hire them for the PR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829328&forum_id=2#34923835)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:32 PM
Author: Pungent Resort



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Pungent Resort

Dear Judge Kozinski,

I regret to inform you that I do not plan to follow through on my commitment to clerk in your chambers for the 2018 term. The circumstances have obviously changed. You can no longer increase my chance at a Supreme Court clerkship. As an unabashed opportunist, I therefore believe the proper course is to bow out now so that you can plan accordingly.

Go with Christ,

//:’;;



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: mint idiotic hairy legs

I don't have much to add to this excellent thread. Shitlibs are just so contemptible.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:41 AM
Author: Turquoise parlor psychic



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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: pearl puppy mental disorder

Don't underestimate how contemptible libs are. They're very contemptible.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:46 AM
Author: big learning disabled space

When a plot against the Emperor failed... the plotters were always given a chance to let their families keep their fortunes. Right?

Yeah, but only the rich guys, Tom. The little guys got knocked off and all their estates went to the Emperors. Unless they went home and killed themselves, then nothing happened. And the families... the families were taken care of.

That was a good break. A nice deal.

Yeah... They went home... and sat in a hot bath... opened up their veins... and bled to death... and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.

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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Pungent Resort



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