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evan39 ITT will tell us some wacky retail stories from this $eason(Boom)

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alcoholic misanthropic goal in life
  12/14/17
I showed up the other morning only to find that my idiot bos...
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/14/17
love how you kept the rogues gallery of proles diverse, read...
Shivering Bawdyhouse Potus
  12/14/17
Do they shoot birds with BB guns in your store?
Outnumbered electric furnace roast beef
  12/14/17
No, but we've had birds fly into the windows and die several...
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/14/17
One second, I know someone who'd like to hear this
Outnumbered electric furnace roast beef
  12/14/17
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Jade glittery ratface hell
  12/14/17
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Vermilion Cruise Ship Hominid
  12/14/17
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Fragrant azure state
  12/14/17
I was asked to help another store across town, and despite i...
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/14/17
What about a coding academy in your spare time?
Jade glittery ratface hell
  12/14/17
I have a liberal arts background and can't do math. I tried ...
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/14/17
What about a witty podcast about retail and prole culture wi...
Jade glittery ratface hell
  12/14/17
I like to keep things under the radar. I'll never go public ...
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/14/17
now just imagine coming near that girl's slime !
Jet swashbuckling native half-breed
  12/14/17
She's a spinner and probably takes very good care of herself...
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/14/17
jfc
Razzle chestnut stage volcanic crater
  12/14/17
Then there was the time I accidentally ordered 150 cases of ...
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/14/17
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House-broken tanning salon mediation
  12/14/17
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bateful bespoke orchestra pit voyeur
  12/14/17
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Razzle chestnut stage volcanic crater
  12/14/17
evan you've gotta drop the "character expansion" p...
Talented Market
  12/14/17
All of it is real.
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/14/17
We know...we know.
Fragrant azure state
  12/14/17
i believe you, i'm just saying this is the good shit
Talented Market
  12/14/17
loled at the “this season” in boom’s header
Razzle chestnut stage volcanic crater
  12/14/17
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smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/15/17
Evan you were a manager and then you recently got promoted y...
opaque people who are hurt
  12/14/17
Managers cashier all the time, especially when it's busy. An...
smoky diverse property blood rage
  12/15/17


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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:06 PM
Author: alcoholic misanthropic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922479)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

I showed up the other morning only to find that my idiot boss had messed up the schedule and left me COMPLETELY ALONE with no cashiers, baggers, or anyone for an entire hour. I was literally the only employee in the store as the prole customers started streaming in with their parade of bullshit complaints. A white trash bitch wanted to know why this shampoo was ringing up for sixty cents over the marked price. An old man didn't know how to use the ATM and demanded immediate assistance. A black kid started putting a bottle of liquor in his jacket. A moron wanted to know why the store brand was on sale while the name brand was not. And keep in mind that all of this was happening while I was literally trapped at the front register with a line of angry people. It went on like this for a solid hour until my boss finally showed up, Starbucks in hand. He just nodded at me and disappeared into his office without a word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922545)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Shivering Bawdyhouse Potus

love how you kept the rogues gallery of proles diverse, reads like a christmas carol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922580)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered electric furnace roast beef

Do they shoot birds with BB guns in your store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922569)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

No, but we've had birds fly into the windows and die several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922575)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered electric furnace roast beef

One second, I know someone who'd like to hear this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922577)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Jade glittery ratface hell



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:34 PM
Author: Vermilion Cruise Ship Hominid



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Fragrant azure state



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:26 PM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

I was asked to help another store across town, and despite it being in a bad neighborhood, wasn't really concerned. When I arrived, I was told they had a project for me out back. No problem, right? Well, it seemed that homeless people had broken into the garbage corral and smeared human feces all over everything. It was cold that morning, and the shit was fresh enough that it steamed in the cool air, a smell that I won't soon forget. As I cleaned and tidied, I could only wonder what happened to the ambition of my youth. Law school! Friends! A great career in the big city! All gone. I stood back there for probably an hour or more, cleaning up a horrifying stew of feces, garbage, and discarded needles that almost certainly were infected with HIV if not worse. After getting everything taken care of -- and using a lot of store brand cleaner that I just took off the shelf -- I went back inside to do some absurd paperwork and make sure everything was in place for the feared "corporate visit" that never materialized. What the hell was I doing with my life? Why was I even there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922696)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:27 PM
Author: Jade glittery ratface hell

What about a coding academy in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922709)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

I have a liberal arts background and can't do math. I tried basic HTML once and it was ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922721)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:30 PM
Author: Jade glittery ratface hell

What about a witty podcast about retail and prole culture with lots of strange guests... you could be PNW Milo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922739)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

I like to keep things under the radar. I'll never go public with my views or stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922760)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Jet swashbuckling native half-breed

now just imagine coming near that girl's slime !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34923076)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

She's a spinner and probably takes very good care of herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34923091)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:58 PM
Author: Razzle chestnut stage volcanic crater

jfc



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924102)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

Then there was the time I accidentally ordered 150 cases of something instead of 15. There's a mechanism in the inventory system that is supposed to check these things, but for some reason it didn't work. And that's probably because the software hasn't been updated since 1986. Anyway, I'm sitting there in the warehouse staring at ten pallets of cookies, trying to figure out how I'm going to explain this fiasco. At that moment, the cashier frantically got on the intercom and screamed for help. It seems that some guy -- a white meth addict -- had jumped the counter and taken the till. The cashier was crying, and as I approached I could hear police sirens getting closer. It was officially a robbery, and we had to close for a few hours. When I saw my boss the next day, the robbery and "employee safety" was all we talked about. Nobody cared about the inventory mishap, and we just sent most of it to other area stores. I couldn't believe my good fortune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34922972)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:56 PM
Author: House-broken tanning salon mediation



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: bateful bespoke orchestra pit voyeur

180

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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Razzle chestnut stage volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34923945)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author: Talented Market

evan you've gotta drop the "character expansion" plot lines like your heterosexual curiosity and stick to this stuff, it's amazing and i loled multiple times reading it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924007)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:54 PM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

All of it is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924082)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:56 PM
Author: Fragrant azure state

We know...we know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924094)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: Talented Market

i believe you, i'm just saying this is the good shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924107)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Razzle chestnut stage volcanic crater

loled at the “this season” in boom’s header

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924044)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924200)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:59 PM
Author: opaque people who are hurt

Evan you were a manager and then you recently got promoted yet you're still the lower level cashier what the fuck? Your grocery store must be small and TTT to only have one employee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924106)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: smoky diverse property blood rage

Managers cashier all the time, especially when it's busy. And we have lots of employees, but sometimes only a few on each shift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829498&forum_id=2#34924123)