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Just got breakfasted! any other poasters maek it this year?
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:10 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922520) |
Date: December 14th, 2017 9:11 PM Author: up-to-no-good geriatric antidepressant drug giraffe Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922522) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:12 PM Author: Swashbuckling bat shit crazy incel trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922537) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary I'm pretty happy. was not sure if i could make it. been a rollercoaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922604) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: up-to-no-good geriatric antidepressant drug giraffe remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal remember you are mortal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922620) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary what does this mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922671) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:39 PM Author: Lake mad-dog skullcap https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memento_mori#Early_Christian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922845) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:42 AM Author: up-to-no-good geriatric antidepressant drug giraffe I was disappointed to learn it is probably an apocryphal story re the Triumph. It's one of those stories so good I'd rather believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933849) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: Ebony Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934853) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:18 PM Author: aphrodisiac headpube immigrant yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922611) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: up-to-no-good geriatric antidepressant drug giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922672) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: aphrodisiac headpube immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922686) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:20 PM Author: Misunderstood parlor pay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922630) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:20 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary dunno yet. will find out next year. probably low-mid 3's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922638) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:23 PM Author: Misunderstood parlor wtf, not biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922661) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary yes biglaw. partnership is flame.
this was a nonequitybreakfast. but everyone is mad jelly. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: up-to-no-good geriatric antidepressant drug giraffe ***SHATTERS THE MARKET**** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922677) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary no not kirkland. this is legit "breakfast." however, only equity-bros make any serious money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922683) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: Misunderstood parlor even nonequity bros in a biglaw lockstep firm should be making 450+
how are you making less than an 8th year assoc? |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary probably still eligible for a 100k-ish bonus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922814) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:28 PM Author: impressive stead sex offender Isnt that just called counsel then? If youre not sharing in profits and losses, youre not a partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934849) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:26 PM Author: lilac laughsome plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34943844) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: up-to-no-good geriatric antidepressant drug giraffe ***SHATTERS THE MARKET**** (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922678) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:21 PM Author: Rose brunch gj bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922644) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:22 PM Author: Balding principal's office macaca <><><>BREAKFAST<><><> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922656) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: orange station internal respiration 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922674) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:24 PM Author: Racy psychic hell congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922679) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:25 PM Author: saffron hairy legs legal warrant congrats to you and your family. and darnell too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922681) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:32 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary gonna bump this all night even though my crypto is falling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922763) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:51 PM Author: Comical office i was gonna make a crypto-related joke, but this ruined it.
congrats on your croissant. |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:43 PM Author: Well-lubricated Razzmatazz Therapy Halford I was “promoted” to counsel. Is there a meal for that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922880) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:48 PM Author: Misunderstood parlor equity partner = full breakfast nonequity partner = continental breakfast counsel = cup of coffee and a dildo in your ass |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:11 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary guess i got a continental breakfast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34923149) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:21 PM Author: Well-lubricated Razzmatazz Therapy Halford I like coffee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934796) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 9:47 PM Author: nudist aquamarine state doctorate Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34922916) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:14 PM Author: startling shrine love of her life My law school roommate just made breakfast and his pay is going from like $350k to $900k in one year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34923172) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:41 AM Author: sadistic step-uncle's house He copped equity it sounds like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933846) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal what vault range? that is nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934854) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:31 PM Author: Well-lubricated Razzmatazz Therapy Halford Im at a v25. Came from a v50. At both places, first year partners make about the same as 8th year associates. So this is pretty crazy. My buddy at Gibson Dunn tells me that their partnership comp bump is closer to what your post suggests. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934875) |
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Date: December 20th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: startling shrine love of her life Yes, they have a tight spread. But he also owes them like $1.5 million and has to pay for everything now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34971910) |
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Date: December 14th, 2017 11:30 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34923888) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:04 AM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary all night! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34924554) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 1:04 AM Author: arousing alcoholic ticket booth mental disorder (kirkland 5th year) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34924559) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 2:20 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary i wish. at least at kirkland id have had a legit prospect at multimillion dollar equity share after 8 years. Im like 11 years in and just getting to non equity a couple of firms later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34928061) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:39 AM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933838) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:44 AM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal i copped breakfast at a v60ish firm in DC. Equity (but only 10% of my comp will be equity).
best i can tell, i will be making about 300k next year - we don't pay lockstep (but do pay market to first years; raises after that are "based on merit," i.e., way below lockstep).
i'll be lucky to break even next year with what i'm making now, actually. my buy in probably isn't too bad but will be a few hundred. i have to purchase $2m in life insurance and a LTD policy. i have to contribute 13.5% of my comp to a keogh plan (which is 180). i also am on the hook for 100% of my employment taxes, and have to file like 15 state tax returns.
did they bring you into a partner meeting after it became official? that's what they did with me.
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:47 AM Author: trip piazza dingle berry Jesus. How does a V60 in DC still set away with that? Ten years ago most DC firms didn’t pay NY market but I thought that changed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933863) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:52 AM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal oh, i'm fairly sure we don't pay lockstep in NY either.
i was in midlaw before this and was surprised because i thought all biglaw firms in major cities paid lockstep, but if you look at vault it looks like there are a bunch that don't. DLA piper is, what, v30-40? and they claim raises are based on merit (which, again, means the raises blow). |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:53 AM Author: up-to-no-good geriatric antidepressant drug giraffe V20 and the rest are separating, V10 is separating, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933871) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:54 AM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal i think a whole lot of the firms paying lockstep have no business doing so, and service partners are probably fucked as a result. the rainmakers are making bank and associate salaries are high. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933873) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:56 AM Author: trip piazza dingle berry One of my law school buddies is a young partner at Fish. They have a similar set up re split equity and when the last salary increases hit, the young partners were making less than the senior associates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933880) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: up-to-no-good geriatric antidepressant drug giraffe Fish is so INNOVATIVE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934858) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:55 AM Author: trip piazza dingle berry Guess that’s right re DLA. I assume the other global mega firms are the same. I’ve spent my whole career at one firm so like you I assumed everyone paid lockstep. ATL made it seem like they did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933875) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:56 AM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal Freshfields associates crying, losing hoap
i started out in legit shitlaw (doing ID and paid as an independent contractor) but luckily wound up in another practice area quickly and worked my way up to midlaw then biglaw, so i'm not complaining. $300k is a bunch of money any way you cut it. |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:01 AM Author: trip piazza dingle berry No doubt. And that’s a healthy attitude especially for a poaster. I copped breakfast last year and it’s been great. My only advice is to remember HAHAURFUCKED and STACK PAPER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933897) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:01 AM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal did they maek it and get pushed out? i am not familiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933898) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:06 AM Author: trip piazza dingle berry No, he was an ITE prophet. Here’s some of his best work:
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&mc=252&forum_id=2#21438056 |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:27 PM Author: Well-lubricated Razzmatazz Therapy Halford How would you rate Richard Rosenbaum’s firmwide emails? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934837) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:29 PM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal FUCK THAT JEW BASTARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934859) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:33 PM Author: Well-lubricated Razzmatazz Therapy Halford Haha. I don’t know anything about him. My buddy at Greenberg says he’d send out long rambling emails that read like they’re written by a person that’s either senile, illiterate, or both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934898) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:37 PM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal i actually know nothing about this man and had to google him.
greenberg does appear to be a peer firm to mine, though, in that they don't pay lockstep and there is probably serious salary compression for seniors.
edit: jesus, they're ranked higher than we are but only pay 180k in NYC. |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:40 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary greenberg is a shitty cesspool. i don't know how those idiots get the work. oh wait never mind yes i do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34939216) |
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Date: December 20th, 2017 10:44 PM Author: Sinister Cracking Locus Isn’t it the type of place that throws money at people with a book a business by saying “think about how much more business you can generate when you’re ordering around the underpaid idiot Pace grad slaves we hired.” And then those people go to clients and say “Kirkland charges you $500 an hour for an associate? Good lord that’s a lot of money. Our slaves do it for half the price, and they’re 60% as smart. You come out ahead.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34971876) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 8:45 AM Author: trip piazza dingle berry Congrats bro. Even if it doesn’t mean a ton of money I bet it still feels good. The title helps too if you end up wanting to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933860) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:01 AM Author: Misanthropic outnumbered jew christ this threads depressing. "partners" making 300k. LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933901) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:14 AM Author: harsh supple chad karate TCR. Jesus Christ. I wouldn’t take in house for 300k much less be a jr partner billing 2400 not counting biz development. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933939) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:25 AM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal i barely bill 2000 per year. the hours aren't too bad. i can't think of any other way i could make 300k+, so what else would i do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933980) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:29 AM Author: Misanthropic outnumbered jew what are your actual hours like during the week? 9-6 with somew ork at night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34933990) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 9:35 AM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal that's about right. sometimes i have to work on the weekend. this weekend is bad, because i got an appellate brief dropped on me yesterday, which fucked my whole day up so today i'm doing what i expected to be doing yesterday. this is pretty rare, though.
i travel a lot, though. |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 10:31 AM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary yeah I'm doing lit as well. didn't get called into a partner meeting because i was in court when the decision came down.
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal i'm not actually in lit. i'm a traditional labor dood, although it does have lit-esque aspects to it - trying NLRB cases and some court litigation when unions sue. i spend shit tons of my time negotiating collective bargaining agreements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934916) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:35 PM Author: idiotic exciting useless brakes mexican congrats OP, now please check my commas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34934918) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 4:09 PM Author: light cheese-eating son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34936394) |
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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:24 PM Author: Internet-worthy mint factory reset button lodge I am "promoted" to nonequitymo as of January 1. As far as I can tell nothing will change (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34939499) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:14 PM Author: Flickering excitant sanctuary nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34943789) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:18 PM Author: Mustard histrionic business firm telephone This is the definition of pissing on your head and telling you it's raining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34943806) |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:21 PM Author: awkward electric hominid locale full english or continental?
also congrats |
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Date: December 17th, 2017 6:22 PM Author: mind-boggling party of the first part dilemma 180 dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3829503&forum_id=2#34943831) |