anime waifu 2: Rin is your co-cadet in the war against the intergalactic robot/bug hybrid race of godless heathens, the AGWWGs (the Aetherial/Galactic Warriors Without God). she pilots the mecha "Yamatonotakeru". as a young child, her family was slimed to death by the AGWWGs in front of her including her precious older brother, "Elliot". she is overly hot-headed and always wants to charge into the enemy with her electro-saber. she also acts chipper and cracks jokes - however, this is just a front for her fanatical genocidal hatred of the enemy, and she often loses track of herself as she tears mandibles off their faces. she tries to berserk suicide charge into the bugs after she learns the slime actually just dissolved Elliot into the AZN hive mind and her hive-mind brother is trying to exterminate humanity and become the Supreme Overmind. she falls in love with you after you go alone to rescue her. she is fiercely loyal in a relationship, but often goes berserk with regards to minor provocations, especially when trying to use technology (she is very bad with computers)

ur actual future wife: Jessica is a PR agent and AZN striver from the suburbs of Wisconsin who desperately hides her "prore" background by overcompensating with a fake obsession with opera, which she has no substantive knowledge about despite playing the piano from age 4 to age 17. she will post blog posts about she actually understands "Trump's America" and how they just aren't "adapting to the relaities of a global economy" - she cites her background as a source of understanding despite being a bug person with no qualia. she will not actually cuck you, largely because as a handsome, you ARE a chad to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035579)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035662)

That said, lack of computer skills, berserk rages, and PTSD are a bit too much, and so I believe I will take MARIKO, even though she's my senpai [by a bit] and seems to have substance abuse issues. I think I could nurture her and help her blossom, despite low self esteem, over time, while studiously ignoring (except for the bare minimum effort) my good-enough actual wife, "Jess-ca."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035657)

anime waifu #2: Kaori is your childhood friend. she secretly likes you, but is constantly insulting you as a "baka" (idiot), appending that to the end of your name (instead of alzabo-san, it's alzabo-baka). she is very comfortable with you and will often burst into your room (your mom knows her and she has the keys), which has led to horrifying awkward moments the last time you tried to pleasure yourself. she is very confident and energetic, but secretly insecure about her short height, flat chest, and tanned skin (she is a member of the track team). she is never awkward around you, but this makes it difficult for you to ever talk about "serious" things, such as her true feelings.

ur actual future wife: Olivia was your classmate in law school. A relatively skinny blond woman, she comes from a wealthy family despite being very bad at managing her own money. She comes with a modest trust fund, but she insists on spending all of her time participating in "black lives matters" protests. you suspect that she is cucking you and you would be correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035779)

waifu #1 all the way if I can cosplay Rambo and bring a Vietnam-era machine gun to mow down Takayatsu and his goons while howling like Stallone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035846)

Hero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35036315)

anime waifu #2: Kana is the energetic member of the school's "light music club" because she once discovered a Kurt Cobain CD and thought it was the greatest thing ever. she is obsessed with Kurt Cobain and is NOT aware he killed himself via shotgun. She is constantly telling everyone about how your shitty HS band will make it to the Budokan and is thus a target of mockery among the other students. In fact, she might just be kind of dumb, because her grades are shit and she knows you because ur a "nerd" and she always begs you for study help so she doesn't FAIL out of school. However, she is genuinely very talented at music and musical theory. she is bad cook because she sucks at following recipes or just being organized. she is also a big fan of NEVERGIVEUP! in the future, she will be a successful musician but she will have to rely on you to stay organized. however, if you start dating her in high school, everyone will make fun of you for dating the "retard of Class 3A." this actually bothers her and she always offers to end the relationship if you get tired of her.

ur real future wife: Hilary (with one l) started off as a charming homemaker from Utah (though not Mormon) who you married because you thought she'd be a good mom. However, among having one child, she immediately BLOATED into an obese monster and generally refuses to do any housework or parenting despite being a SAHM, possibly because her obesity just makes her low-enegy all of the time. her prole relatives are always constantly pester you to lend them money for stupid business ventures. she considers herself "spiritual, but not religious" and blows stupid amounts of $$$ on fortune telling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035922)

however, Paladin Halford may take her on as a SURROGATE daughter during the humanity defense war. in fact, Halford is known for having many young girls and boys, mostly boys, that he takes on as surrogate children. he donates most of his salary to the HALFORD orphanage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35035981)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35036006)

anime waifu #2: Meilusa is a Lamia (class: monster, lv 39), with the upper body of a woman and lower-body (below her genitals) of a snake. like many Lamia, she likes kidnapping unwilling men to mate with. you were a beginner adventurer (lv 1 bard) when you were captured and raped by her. she ate her last mate after he tried to smash her eggs in spite. she obviously doesn't care about any of your wishes, but she keeps you consistently well-fed with freshly killed animals and she expects you to look after her eggs and guard them against monster hunters. eventually, she is promoted to a major general in the monster army, which means most of humanity (especially angry women) will view you as a race traitor. she throws a tantrum if she goes to sleep without wrapping her tail tightly all around you.

ur actual future wife: rachel is a tired looking tindersloot you found off of tinder. age 37. she definitely has spent most of her adult life on tinder and you feel that she is "settling" for you after a series of extremely unsuccessful relationships. she demands an extremely expensive wedding and is also a fan of the "childfree" lifestyle. she is a 7th year biglaw associate who graduated from the most prestigious law center in America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35036248)

Billie wins. I'm tall so the thought of an 8-9' amazon hard body woman with massive tits dominating me is 1800000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35036273)

I'm not playing this game anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35036290)

xo billie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35037287)

anime waifu #2: Josephine is a sister of the Holy Church (which does not require celibacy) who has joined your rebellion against the evil Lib-Demon empire. Josephine starts off early as a "Lena"-style healer and is your primary healer, which is very important because of PERMADEATH. she is matronly, kind, and quietly determined and is constantly a source of STABILITY for your motley band of rebels. soon, she quickly confesses love for the genius and well-read rebel commander, whose tactical prowess has led to victory-after-victory and whose soldiers may pound-for-pound, now be the best in the world. however, she foolishly rushes forward to prevent a massive massacre of babies by the demon mid-game boss commander abortionist, who captures her. after being captured, she is turned into a SEX TOY for the giant demon-orcs, who basically RAVAGE her constantly 24/7, destroy her body with magical aphrodisiacs and strange tentacle creatures, and use her as a BREEDING factory for giant uruk-hai style ogres that they use as SHOCK TROOPS. the demon make a brand mark for every ORC and ORC-HORSE that ravages her (there are over 10k) and another for each of the HUNDREDS of ogres that come out of her. after defeating the mid-game boss, you rescue her, but her genitals (both sides) are literally blackened and droopy, she is probably incontinent due to being blown out, she is covered in obscene tattoos/brands, and her breasts are obscene monstrosities. Josephine rejoins the party as a dark mage and is always advising you to take brutal or genocidal options against the demons. she claims she still has great "emotional pleasure" with you, but she is obviously unable to feel your relatively tiny 9 inch penis.

ur actual future wife: this French woman and star of the American media, who you are introduced to by someone else who works in media

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/sep/10/gabrielle-deydier-fat-in-france-abuse-grossophobia-book-women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35036455)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35037377)

waifu #2: you are transferred into a gender-flipped world where feminine looking women with psychic telekinesis where a local short loli named "bbroooke" takes control of you. however, she is a "yandere" archetype and quickly confines you to her "dorm of horrors" where you are stuck in cock-cage for a year. however, after one year, she mellows out after maeking it, forces you to move to Omaha, and becomes a happy, yet very quirkly housewife who raises a MAF cornhuskers fan who eventually goes onto the Supreme Court.

ur future wife: 37 y/o shrew who married you, but thought it was her "rock bottom". says she is no longer a "sexual person" even though you can find videos of her sucking off 11 dudes on liveleak and worldstarhiphop. fails to concieve with IVF, divorces you, and takes half ur assets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35473539)

waifu #2: as part of the InterPol, you are travelling the world in order to track down a "phantom thief". Kendra Night is the local constabulary in the exotic American metropolis of Nashville, Tennessee. She is slightly pudgy, but you are taken by her righteous nature in the fight against the Phantom Thief, so you seek to win her heart. However, she is also known as the "Race Queen of the Night", where she does tokyo drift street racing (Nashville-style, so the steering wheels are spicy and fried) in her luxury Honda 2018 CR-V touring, which is best in class for 4-wheel drive traction on the icy slopes of Nashville so she can do more aggressive street drifting. she will only reciprocate your love if you can defeat her in a street race, but you only have a Honda 2014 CR-V LX, which is far inferior at drifting, which means if you want to keep up with her in the race, you will have to risk death if your driving skills fail. This music plays as you race for love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU you will raise three kids if you win, but they will become respectively a famous BBQ chef, an Arby's magnate, and president of Honda America.

ur future wife: some chink gold digger. she will get impregnated by you (despite being a dead lay) and then abort your child, sue you for domestic abuse, and divorce you and move onto the next white dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3843449&forum_id=2#35473647)