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Rate my (live) poker steps for improving results

1. Don't tilt -- ok this is basically impossible to abide by...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/20/18
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/
flirting friendly grandma corner
  01/20/18
Too much talk of leveling, range merging, pokerstovering. Al...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/20/18
one of my buddies has like 50,000 poasts on that board. i ju...
flirting friendly grandma corner
  01/20/18
It can be highly entertaining at times but the actual poker ...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/20/18
100% agree. poker players are shit.
effete duck-like weed whacker foreskin
  01/21/18
(It is 2007) There hasn't been a funny or interesting poa...
bright confused windowlicker cumskin
  01/22/18
I just remember NVG having some 180 content
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/22/18
6. Don't be a degenerate gambler
adventurous up-to-no-good digit ratio
  01/20/18
Yep. Don't be like 80+% of your opponents, yeah.
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/20/18
lots of coke bumps and chew percocets like chicolets.
offensive azure whorehouse karate
  01/20/18
Been through that phase. In my early 20s I'd play Adderall f...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/20/18
explain number 2 play tight, aggressive, in position just...
Glittery nubile sanctuary
  01/20/18
Yup super generic but easy to follow and, when adhered to st...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/20/18
i find i play my best after 2-3 drinks. i overthink if i'm ...
Histrionic trailer park azn
  01/20/18
As far as Ive observed, poker 'tells' (other than betting pa...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/20/18
Doubled +$650 with AKs in position of course... Keep this gr...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/20/18
So much for this bullshit. Stuck 2 racks and will be here pa...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/21/18
2-5?
effete duck-like weed whacker foreskin
  01/21/18
Roughly
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/21/18
2-3, 3-5? you should poast some hands. you should also...
effete duck-like weed whacker foreskin
  01/21/18
I've posted a few. I'll post more later
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/21/18
so you COMPLETELY FUCKING IGNORED (1) and (5) of your own ti...
judgmental indirect expression
  01/21/18
Ty I need this on a postcard to look at constantly after bea...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/21/18
Weird I made this semi coherent thread with barely any recol...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/22/18
If you can’t follow the 2+2 strategy threads then it’s unlik...
crusty plaza
  01/22/18
I can I just find them boring and often contradictory
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/22/18
Part of the learning process is seeing differing rationale f...
crusty plaza
  01/22/18
All true enough. Online/live strategy is like chess vs. chut...
aquamarine pisswyrm
  01/22/18


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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:55 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

1. Don't tilt -- ok this is basically impossible to abide by 100% but still at least take a walk/smoke break after taking a big loss, bad beat or not.

2. Play tight, play aggressive, play in position. Literally all the strategy tips you need to demolish most live games. Probably the best piece of advice if you hold onto it.

3. No drinking/drugs beyond an occasional social cocktail. Intoxicated play is a recipe for disaster

4. NO POT LIMIT OMAHA. EVER. No matter how enticing it looks, However good the game appears. Just completely block that devil game out of your mind.

5. DO NOT FUCKING TILT.

Anything else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199685)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: flirting friendly grandma corner

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199779)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

Too much talk of leveling, range merging, pokerstovering. All interesting stuff but wholly irrelevant for the games I sit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199820)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:29 PM
Author: flirting friendly grandma corner

one of my buddies has like 50,000 poasts on that board. i just couldn't get into the poasting format.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199831)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

It can be highly entertaining at times but the actual poker strategy forums are brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199859)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:36 AM
Author: effete duck-like weed whacker foreskin

100% agree.

poker players are shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35201530)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: bright confused windowlicker cumskin

(It is 2007)

There hasn't been a funny or interesting poast over there in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35211230)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

I just remember NVG having some 180 content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35211258)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good digit ratio

6. Don't be a degenerate gambler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199687)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

Yep. Don't be like 80+% of your opponents, yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199716)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 8:56 PM
Author: offensive azure whorehouse karate

lots of coke bumps and chew percocets like chicolets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199689)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

Been through that phase. In my early 20s I'd play Adderall fueled 36 hour sessions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199757)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Glittery nubile sanctuary

explain number 2

play tight, aggressive, in position just sounds like generic advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199762)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

Yup super generic but easy to follow and, when adhered to strictly, absolutely destroys fishies (aka 90% of player pool below 5-T blind).

Absent specific reads, this strategy (as boring as it sounds), flat out prints money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199793)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: Histrionic trailer park azn

i find i play my best after 2-3 drinks. i overthink if i'm sober/had less. i also can bluff more convincingly. i'm not going to wear gay hats and sunglasses to the table so i have to minimize facial tells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199774)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

As far as Ive observed, poker 'tells' (other than betting patterns) are 99% flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35199844)



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Date: January 20th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

Doubled +$650 with AKs in position of course... Keep this grind goin nikkahz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35200267)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:32 AM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

So much for this bullshit. Stuck 2 racks and will be here past dawn chasing losses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35201524)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:40 AM
Author: effete duck-like weed whacker foreskin

2-5?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35201532)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:56 AM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

Roughly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35201543)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 5:04 AM
Author: effete duck-like weed whacker foreskin

2-3, 3-5?

you should poast some hands.

you should also make sure to track your results; being honest with yourself is step #1 to improvement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35201547)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 5:05 AM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

I've posted a few. I'll post more later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35201548)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:40 AM
Author: judgmental indirect expression

so you COMPLETELY FUCKING IGNORED (1) and (5) of your own tips? you wont chase losses if you are fucking levelheaded and not on tilt

go home and stop gambling bcos thats what you are doing now not playing poker. the inability to deal with a losing session/hand is what kills 90% of poker players who could be good otherwise (has ability to read hands, make sound calls/bets/folds)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35201534)



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Date: January 21st, 2018 4:57 AM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

Ty I need this on a postcard to look at constantly after beats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35201545)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

Weird I made this semi coherent thread with barely any recollection.

Don't do drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35211114)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: crusty plaza

If you can’t follow the 2+2 strategy threads then it’s unlikely you’ll ever be a huge winner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35211188)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

I can I just find them boring and often contradictory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35211210)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: crusty plaza

Part of the learning process is seeing differing rationale for playing tough hands. It’ll help you ask the right questions in tough spots and you’ll eventually notice the best posters there and can try to mimic their thoughts.

I got a lot better at 2/5 live and 6max NL online (long time ago though) after being honest with myself and digging into the strategy threads for a while.

In all honesty though (and you might already know this), all the strategy in the world is unlikely to overcome tilt and too much drug abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35211423)



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Date: January 22nd, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: aquamarine pisswyrm

All true enough. Online/live strategy is like chess vs. chutes n ladders so you gotta remember what subforum you are on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3865914&forum_id=2#35211507)