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19 YO homeschooled whackjob confused by all her LS dings
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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:47 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest associate I would have dinged this hyperactive nutball in a second, too:
http://www.lawschooldiscussion.org/prelaw/index.php/topic,57834.0.html |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:50 AM Author: plum appetizing gas station I wish there was a bug spray to spray on your LSD infesters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436735) |
Date: March 27th, 2006 2:49 AM Author: histrionic chapel friendly grandma This 19 y/o girl had a similar result last yr:
http://www.lawschoolnumbers.com/display.php?user=donbarzini |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:53 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest associate REALITYPWNED.
WTF kind of school would admit a child? Who in the hell would want to hire a 21 year old lawyer? |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:58 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone if she's competent, who cares? a 21 yr old can do document review and fetch coffee as well as a 27 yr old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436780) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: aromatic twinkling trailer park agree. there's really nothing magical or particularly difficult about 1st year BIGLAW, other than the hours. the work doesnt require too much maturity or mental acuity. discipline maybe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436785) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:05 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436834) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:07 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest associate Sounds like a hell of a career path. Your remaining pubes would be growing in by the time you got to take depositions. And everyone, including your clients, would take you seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436854) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone well a 21 yr old looks no different from a 25 yr old, really. it's not like 11 and 15. if some kid who was 21 said he was 25, no one would bat an eye. and vice versa. you cannot really reliably tell.
plus, i suppose most biglawyers are twinks anyway. |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 10:39 AM Author: Provocative feces twinkling uncleanness I've got into trouble with ome girls who sure the hell looked 18... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438168) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 10:41 AM Author: Contagious honey-headed address I think they're more concerned about people who are both young and who haven't completed 3-4 years of formal study after graduating from high school. It gives them less to go on when they're estimating academic performance and evaluating how someone does in a traditional academic setting. In her case, it looks worse because she didn't spend much time in a classroom setting as a child, and didn't seem to perform very well during the period she was enrolled in college. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438175) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:53 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone she sounds like me, except a fundie with a lower lsat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436760) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest associate Were you homeschooled? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436771) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 2:57 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone oh, no, definitely not. i just mean the age and many dings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436778) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:00 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest associate HTF did you get your degree at 18? I don't understand the reasoning behind putting a kid on a super-accelerated track. Didn't you want a normal adolescence? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436792) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:06 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone well i had a fairly normal adolescence. i was never, ever advanced in grades until i was 17, when i graduated from HS. then i did college in just 3 semesters (but i got a real, 4 yr degree from UW-Madison). that's how i got through fast.
i didnt go to college at 14 or some shit. that would've been awful.
i did it by taking a shitload of college classes in HS. it was all free, so i maxed it out. plus, i was already in a lot of advanced classes. i took calc II when i was 16 for example. |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:11 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest associate Hmm, I've learned something tonight: Wisconsin is a TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436886) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone ha ouch
not really. hardly anyone does that. in fact, i think i am probably the first ever and the joint has been around for like 150 yrs. so they dont hand out degreees in 3 semesters usually.
i just really pushed hard in HS and took a load of college classes.
and i got a 177 when i was 18 yrs old, so i must not be too stupid. so it's not like they give degrees to idiots in 5 minutes. |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: boyish maize piazza Dood, that's not that special. I had the same option to graduate at 18 but I didn't see any advantage to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436925) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:18 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone you did? from college? how?
i saw an advantage cuz i can make money sooner and save on tuition. i am much better off financially now cuz i did that.
maybe others have done it, but not often, and prolly not at UW, which isnt known for overachievers. it's the #1 party school after all. not the #1 dweeb school. |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:23 AM Author: boyish maize piazza I graduated HS just after I turned 17 with about 80 hours (I took evening community college classes starting junior year [having my mom drive me to college was incredibly awkward]). My parents payed for everything in college, so, I double majored and had a lot of fun. I don't really regret it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436967) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:24 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone well i have a single mom and my dad is not helping and the mom doesnt have a huge amount of savings. so i had to get through ASAP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436981) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:28 AM Author: boyish maize piazza Bummer. Are you still trying to go to LS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437000) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:29 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone not now. maybe in the future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437005) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:35 AM Author: boyish maize piazza It's vastly overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437025) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:36 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone sounds like it. i wanna try my hand at investing first, since that it what interests me most, and for a very successful investor, the money dwarfs law. alhtough most people are not very successful of course. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437033) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:42 AM Author: boyish maize piazza That sounds very interesting, but, I'm a fairly risk adverse fellow. What is your investment strategy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437058) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 4:00 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone long/short equity value. so i would short overvalued stocks and go long on undervalued ones. my strategy incorporates momentum/technical analysis and is, for this reason, almost unique i think, although AQR Capital Management (huge and very successful Greenwich, CT hedge fund) does something sorta similar. the manager, cliff asness, is a multibillionaire now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437142) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 4:24 AM Author: cyan mad cow disease parlor Did you see the link I posted in another thread for you about the 60 Minutes segment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437266) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 9:52 AM Author: Concupiscible ebony circlehead Don, I really think finance and investing, not law, is the path for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438030) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 11:09 AM Author: Ruby diverse location haunted graveyard Technical analysis?
Go to law school before you cost a lot of people a lot of money. |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 10:41 AM Author: Provocative feces twinkling uncleanness If you are so poor, why do you spend all day fuckign around on this website? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438176) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:29 AM Author: cyan mad cow disease parlor How was it awkward for you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437009) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:34 AM Author: boyish maize piazza ummm. very awkward?
Life has gotten less awkward since then, though. |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 4:22 AM Author: cyan mad cow disease parlor I meant why was it awkward? Did you want to hang out with any of your classmates after the class session would be over at night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437258) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 12:02 PM Author: arousing abusive area immigrant exactly, lol, who wants to hang out with jc kids, when i took classes in high school, i just wanted to get off campus as soon as possible and away from the retards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438602) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 12:05 PM Author: Motley onyx ratface people who are hurt were there no hot girls/boys in jc? I always enjoyed hanging out with older kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438617) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 9:28 AM Author: federal heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437986) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:02 AM Author: Slimy Dog Poop "I believe you got Baranzied (sp?)....I didn't read that you were 19"
LOL Don is famous now! |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:07 AM Author: dashing up-to-no-good school cafeteria telephone hahhhahahhahaa i was 18 tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436847) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:05 AM Author: Vivacious claret parlour I responded
You're a moron for applying to Jesuit schools while making yourself out to be a whack-job christian right winger. Jesuits are understanding and thoughtful. Your efforts to manipulate a woman's right to choose is disgraceful to the catholic tradition. LIBERALJESUITPWN3D!
Enjoy Brooklyn Law! I will be watching your law school career at Fordham Law, in the FT division.
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:10 AM Author: Glittery painfully honest associate You have a prestigious moniker on LSD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436877) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:12 AM Author: Vivacious claret parlour ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436890) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:24 AM Author: Razzle Hall Dood, you called her a jew? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5436979) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:33 AM Author: Vivacious claret parlour yes, why? is that bad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437020) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:36 AM Author: Razzle Hall Not at all. I really enjoyed it and found it hilarious that she didn't bother to respond to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437031) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:37 AM Author: Vivacious claret parlour ty, i thought it was funny too but i didn't want to offend anyone on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437038) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:39 AM Author: Razzle Hall Good idea. It think its safe to call people jews though, with the 'jew bitches giving blowjobs at auschwitz for protein' threads and what not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437045) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:43 AM Author: Vivacious claret parlour I agree. I think it's an appropriate rebuttal when people don't agree with you for stupid reasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437064) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:39 AM Author: Snowy haunting psychic Ha, I'm surprised so many people on there are taking you seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437046) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:41 AM Author: Vivacious claret parlour I know, it's ridiculous. obviously i'm fucking wasted and spewing incorrect BS and accusing people of being jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437052) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:36 AM Author: Blue Effete Useless Brakes I still think there had to be more to Barzini getting Barzini-ed than just the age thing... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437032) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:42 AM Author: Snowy haunting psychic Yup. Other young applicants haven't run into these problems... and it's clear that LSD OP had other issues besides the age thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437059) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 11:11 AM Author: Contagious honey-headed address It's seemed to me that law schools are more concerned about applicants who haven't had significant experience with higher education. Most of the young students I can think of who've been successful in law school admissions either completed 4 years of college or had some graduate school education.
The girl in question seems to have spent no more than a couple of years in a traditional classroom. I can understand why law schools would be skeptical. |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 3:37 AM Author: Snowy haunting psychic Why would someone want to graduate early with that kind of GPA? If I was an adcomm that would set off a major red flag.
And why apply to so many PT programs? I can understand GULC PT with those numbers, but GW, Loyola, Fordham, etc.? Doesn't really make much sense... |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 11:57 AM Author: Motley onyx ratface people who are hurt Right. Accelerated degree implies you're really bright, but the 3.26 implies (depending on major) that you're either not that bright or not that hard-working. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438561) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 4:38 AM Author: Nudist excitant jewess this person should go back to school, take some fluff classes, raise the gpa, retake the lsat, and learn how to write smart PS's.
what a fucking idiot. |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 8:53 AM Author: bat shit crazy sickened turdskin stag film "one would think the anti-war stuff and the religious whackjob stuff would cancel each other out..."
HAHA |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 8:54 AM Author: Carmine community account puppy Nah. Nuttiness isn't directional. Nutty + nutty is greater than or equal to 2(nutty). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437908) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 9:24 AM Author: mint kitty cat 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5437981) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 11:19 AM Author: titillating dead internal respiration hospital i loved that comment. and the smiley after it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438339) |
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Date: March 27th, 2006 11:59 AM Author: Motley onyx ratface people who are hurt Subject: Hey Don I'm curious about your ps now. Did you circulate it for comments before you applied? Maybe your ps torpedoed your apps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=388062&forum_id=2#5438580) |