Bake a sweet treat tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for some scholarship

The jews got us billing all night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3890395&forum_id=2#35389073)

Rawls Rawls, di da da da dum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3890395&forum_id=2#35389081)

Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

9th year associate at Quinn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3890395&forum_id=2#35389098)

Got Lathamed during ITE

And he saves like a Jew, all he drinks is canned stew

And makes his wife pay condo fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3890395&forum_id=2#35389165)

Who never had time for a wife

And he's talkin' with Davy, at Weil, Gotshal & Manges

And probably will be for life...

And the contractor’s practicing doc review!

As the rainmakers slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharin’ a prance called the scholarly dance

But it sure beats a shingle alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3890395&forum_id=2#35389188)

from the nineties or equally old”

in the Second or Ninth and I knew it divine

when I wore the scholarly robes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3890395&forum_id=2#35389280)

And the deponent gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's me who might make the GC

Forget about that dodgy file.

And the tape whirrs--the objections are marginal

And the microphone smells like the Fear

And they sit round the table, sayin' "sir are you able

To recall what you were doin' here?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3890395&forum_id=2#35389349)

And 'my speakerphone smells like a beer

And I sit in my car and dodge Willkie Farr

And think "Man, what are you doing here?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3890395&forum_id=2#35389425)