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How do I become a world class pussy eater?

I'm not very good at it
aromatic charcoal stain plaza
  02/13/18
Also curious Also not that good at this
Big apoplectic parlour alpha
  02/13/18
watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina
Glittery smoky deer antler
  02/13/18
https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-8...
startling office
  02/13/18
Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while...
demanding address tattoo
  02/13/18
I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is aw...
Big apoplectic parlour alpha
  02/13/18
? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly ...
Olive field coldplay fan
  02/13/18
Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) o...
Big apoplectic parlour alpha
  02/13/18
yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the cl...
Olive field coldplay fan
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not ...
Big apoplectic parlour alpha
  02/13/18
(virgin)
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Olive field coldplay fan
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  02/13/18
lol
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ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san...
fishy pit useless brakes
  02/13/18
"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely" (xo poaster t...
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fishy pit useless brakes
  02/13/18
very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.
free-loading disturbing corner
  02/13/18
"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finge...
Galvanic White Market
  02/13/18
lulzy subthread
free-loading disturbing corner
  02/13/18
...
Olive field coldplay fan
  02/13/18
(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she ...
Turquoise Outnumbered Mother Karate
  02/13/18
Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge n...
iridescent judgmental church building people who are hurt
  02/13/18
hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison
insane mind-boggling regret
  02/13/18
buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical su...
marvelous know-it-all den scourge upon the earth
  02/13/18
So no one knows, huh?
aromatic charcoal stain plaza
  02/13/18
let her hump your face.
Olive field coldplay fan
  02/13/18
place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?
Galvanic White Market
  02/13/18
...
Slippery concupiscible fat ankles
  02/13/18
Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tom...
aromatic charcoal stain plaza
  02/13/18
honeymoon?
exhilarant amethyst menage cuckold
  02/13/18
Possible tryst in the cards on V-day
aromatic charcoal stain plaza
  02/13/18
180
exhilarant amethyst menage cuckold
  02/13/18
the clit is like a little cock. suck it.
exhilarant amethyst menage cuckold
  02/13/18
Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck...
poppy diverse antidepressant drug
  02/13/18
loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in...
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  02/13/18
All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow r...
Passionate pervert
  02/13/18
Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page...
Bossy impressive ape
  02/13/18
sick reference bro
spectacular cowardly headpube
  02/13/18
...
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  06/13/22
variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not h...
citrine magical property
  02/13/18
Nice. TY
aromatic charcoal stain plaza
  02/13/18
wait, don't you claim to be an incel?
Galvanic White Market
  02/13/18
i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex
citrine magical property
  02/13/18
you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife
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  02/13/18
...
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citrine magical property
  02/13/18
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spectacular cowardly headpube
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Opaque Public Bath Haunted Graveyard
  02/16/18
Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.
iridescent judgmental church building people who are hurt
  02/13/18
You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had...
self-absorbed halford
  02/13/18
nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole
poppy diverse antidepressant drug
  02/13/18
All of the above.
Fantasy-prone kitchen puppy
  02/13/18
he might as well if he's licking the perineum
insane mind-boggling regret
  06/13/22
lick her vagina
Alcoholic clown cumskin
  02/13/18
every girl is different. in my experience what they like dep...
aphrodisiac base
  02/13/18
FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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  06/13/22
I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good...
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  02/16/18
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  06/13/22


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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: aromatic charcoal stain plaza

I'm not very good at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390046)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Big apoplectic parlour alpha

Also curious

Also not that good at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390051)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Glittery smoky deer antler

watch graphic YouTube videos about the vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390058)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: startling office

https://xhamster.com/videos/nina-hartley-pro-licking-pussy-828860

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390066)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:20 AM
Author: demanding address tattoo

Just spell the alphabet with your tongue over her clit while you finger her. Not hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390072)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Big apoplectic parlour alpha

I’m not that good at eating pussy and even I know this is awful technique

You aren’t supposed to directly hit the clit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390076)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Olive field coldplay fan

? every slutty jewess yells out HARDER when i dont directly hit the clit, including my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390453)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Big apoplectic parlour alpha

Do you mean yells out harder in frustration (vs pleasure?) or did you just get RC pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390465)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Olive field coldplay fan

yes, in frustration. pddj doesnt want me going around the clit any more than i want her rubbing my thighs rather than stroking my cock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390472)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Big apoplectic parlour alpha

Interesting. Every girl I’ve ever eaten out (admittedly not a huge number as i won’t eat out any rando off the streets) has not liked having their clit directly touched bc it’s “too sensitive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390483)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: poppy diverse antidepressant drug

(virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392580)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Olive field coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393482)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Turquoise Outnumbered Mother Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393485)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst menage cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393552)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: fishy pit useless brakes

ACR is a handsome 5'5 vietnamese engineering student at san jose state

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393779)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Galvanic White Market

"Rule #1: Ignore the clit entirely"

(xo poaster taking notes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393550)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: exhilarant amethyst menage cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: poppy diverse antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393566)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Olive field coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393581)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: spectacular cowardly headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393672)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: puce queen of the night toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393923)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: fishy pit useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393999)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: free-loading disturbing corner

very interesting, nyuug thought to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394005)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Galvanic White Market

"I always do the dipstick test my nigga. Put in a finger and if the puss is wet, I double wrap my shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394017)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: free-loading disturbing corner

lulzy subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394039)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Olive field coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394349)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Turquoise Outnumbered Mother Karate

(xo poa greedily lapping up a girl's inner thighs while she disinterestedly sexts with Chad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393679)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: iridescent judgmental church building people who are hurt

Interesting. Every girl I've eaten out (admittedly a huge number as it's the first thing I go for, I'm like a thirsty marmaduke running in to messily slurp at his water bowl), once they're all warmed up and ready to go, has wanted me to take a power sander & pile driver combo on their clit directly. They've wanted it eaten like they were a naughty lion poacher and I was the king daddy lion screaming for vengeance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393751)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:25 AM
Author: insane mind-boggling regret

hang out with gay guys that just came out of prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390108)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: marvelous know-it-all den scourge upon the earth

buy 2mg of pure cancer cells and a syringe from a medical supplier

inject them into your throat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390242)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: aromatic charcoal stain plaza

So no one knows, huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390448)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Olive field coldplay fan

let her hump your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35390466)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Galvanic White Market

place banana peel on mouth to avoid cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392568)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Slippery concupiscible fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392574)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: aromatic charcoal stain plaza

Bump for morning crowd. Really need some guidance before tomorrow night, ideally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392529)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: exhilarant amethyst menage cuckold

honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392542)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: aromatic charcoal stain plaza

Possible tryst in the cards on V-day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392559)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: exhilarant amethyst menage cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392570)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: exhilarant amethyst menage cuckold

the clit is like a little cock. suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392541)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: poppy diverse antidepressant drug

Try to make your tongue hard and narrow and thrust your neck back and forth so it goes in and out of her vagina hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392553)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Lilac famous landscape painting

loling hard at this beta bitch ambition. the only winners in the game of eating pussy are those who don't play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392588)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Passionate pervert

All pussies are slightly different man. You need to follow response cues to learn the secret code for each one. Pace, pressure, location for tongue, hand stims all differ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392589)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Bossy impressive ape

Check if she has a guide to pussy eating on her MySpace page

Put a cell phone in her hand to call 911 if she ever gets uncomfortable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35392606)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: spectacular cowardly headpube

sick reference bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393678)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready duck-like box office legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679733)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: citrine magical property

variety can be important. Disregard ACR's advice about not hitting the clitoris directly, which in my experience doesn't apply to the typical woman in a state of mild to moderate arousal.

start with a soft tongue and an even up-and-down tickling motion over it, and transition into varied approaches. Stiffen your tongue, or flatten it and use the center, and vary between up-and-down, side-to-side, and circles. When you get tired it's a good time to detach from the clit and take a long, slow lick inside.

If you've been working hard for a while and getting some traction but haven't hit climax add your fingers, start with one and progress to two and just pound gradually harder/faster as needed while still engaged with the tongue. I don't love this because it makes my hand messy but was needed last week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393544)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: aromatic charcoal stain plaza

Nice. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393664)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: Galvanic White Market

wait, don't you claim to be an incel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393755)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: citrine magical property

i don't consider sex w/ unattractive women to be sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393919)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Galvanic White Market

you claim to be an incel but you fucked my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393976)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: poppy diverse antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393979)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: citrine magical property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394274)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394330)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: spectacular cowardly headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394869)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Opaque Public Bath Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416826)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: iridescent judgmental church building people who are hurt

Pled as an affirmative defense to claims of adultery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393978)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed halford

You have to do it rhythmically. Assuming you've already had 10-15 mins of foreplay and she's in the mood, you should start by licking her very slowly (almost imperceptibly) up and down and down and up. Do this like 20-30 times, while taking 30 seconds or more to go from the perineum all the way to above her clitoris and vice versa.

At this point you should open her up and start doing the same thing to each set of lips, probably alternating between the left and the right set.

You can also start doing it horizontally instead of vertically.

The most important part to remember is that you need to start slow and have a rhythm to your licks. Don't go down there and randomly lick her. She should know what you're intending to do so she can relax and let the stimulation take her to a climax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393914)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: poppy diverse antidepressant drug

nah just flip her over and jam your tongue into her asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393933)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone kitchen puppy

All of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394011)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:53 PM
Author: insane mind-boggling regret

he might as well if he's licking the perineum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679824)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic clown cumskin

lick her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35393948)



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Date: February 13th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base

every girl is different. in my experience what they like depends on how they get themselves off. most (who use fingers) go up and down, but some go side to side or in a circle or at a diagonal angle. you should ask how they make themselves cum and have them show you

get them warmed up as fuck first. the more blood you can get pumping to the pussy region the better. massage her pussy, massage her thighs and ass, kiss her stomach, pull her labia up, etc. the people who say dont hit the clit directly went for the clit too soon. (but some clits are super sensitive and have to be licked throught the hood).

in my opinion the most important thing for you technique wise is to strike a balance between sticking with one thing long enough for them ton get in a groove/try to cum, and knowing when to move on tom something else so they dont get bored and their clit gets numb. generally, I start out gentle, and a slow, creeping lick up from their pussy to their clit is a good move... good to stop just before you go over the clit to tease them at first... once you get going, get a good rhythm going (not too fast, its a marathon for you so pick a pace thats comfortable and you can sustain) and just let them enjoy it... if they get bored or you feel their clit get less aroused go to something else... as aspie as it may sound, i often count the strokes as i do it and give her 100-200 strokes of the same thing (assuming its feeling good) before moving on to let her get in a groove and get close to cumming

the most importnt thing for them to cum is for them to mentally relax and feel like you enjoy eating pussy and arent getting tired... this is tough at first for a girl because theyre self conscious about how long it takes them to cum and how their pussy smells/tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35394240)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: At-the-ready duck-like box office legal warrant

FAAAAAAAAAGOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679808)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Cobalt Violent Indian Lodge

I’ve been told by a bunch of women, “Wow, you’re really good at that.” Which leads me to believe most guys have no clue what they’re doing or don’t do it. Also leads me to believe I’ll have throat cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#35416904)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: abusive gaping place of business

Turn gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3891481&forum_id=2#44679825)